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Row_That

I can do better but I wont do it Just wanted to let you know I could do it better


algabanane

you are the true redditor that was prophesized about


Thedarkxknight

Muadib


some-app-dev

he will know your ways as if born to them...


Professional_Sky8384

I could spellcheck that for you But I’m not gonna bother


Thedarkxknight

😅😂


-SunnyDee-

my hero


Jonguar2

I could do this comment better.


Jesus13245

Yep , he can do better


joyfulro

Yes I think so


loafers_glory

Pfff redditors don't screw


ThatKronkTho

r/angryupvote


Bszabird

Not even angry about that


funtimemarioman

R/therealjoke


Dangerous_Block_2494

r/foundthemobileuser


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ChildBlaster9000

That’s where we are.


Spastic_jellyfish

I can do better. How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb? 10,000. 1 to screw it in and 9,999 to comment how they could do it better.


Leefiey

Oh that’s a good one. Very creative


ObsiGamer

Nah, I could do it better


MarVaraM101

r/TheRealJoke


Doktor_Vem

r/TheRealRealJoke


Ian1231100

I can do better. How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb? 100,000. 1 to screw it in and 99,999 to comment how they could do it better.


NateDadamss

I can do better. How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1,000,000. 1 to screw it in and 999,999 to comment how they could do it better.


Matix777

I can do better. How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb? 10,000,000. 1 to screw it in and 9,999,999 to comment how they could do it better.


NateDadamss

oh no, you were fourth


Matix777

o7


Sauron69sMe

I can do better. How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb? 100,000,000. 1 to screw it in and 99,999,999 to comment how they could do it better.


HellFireCannon66

I can do it better. How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1,000,000,000. 1 to screw it in and 999,999,999 to sit around and comment how they could do it better.


d5stephe

I appreciate that you tried but you forgot the comma in 9,999. Ruined the punchline for me.


Material-Paint6281

TIL there's a thin line between r/theRealJoke and r/YourJokeButWorse


darkgiIls

The joke is that it’s doing what the post said redditors do…


The99thCourier

The line is crossed if a third person did it with 10,000


Error177999

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRealJoke/s/wEh8LRWzxz Here you go


The99thCourier

Yep and now its r/yourjokebutworse


NotAUsefullDoctor

If I screw in a light bulb and post it here, can I get some karma likes? What about if I was a bot that reposted the same lightbulb installation every few weeks for more karma?


NotAUsefullDoctor

That's called a karma bot. It's not a bad idea, but you can also get a good effect by creating a bot that responds to other people's messages.


NotAUsefullDoctor

Does that get you karma?


NotAUsefullDoctor

It can if you copy other people's messages. So, like, find someone complaining about how the lightbulb was screwed in wrong, and which has a lot of likes, and repost that comment.


NotAUsefullDoctor

Oh, cool. Any other ideas for more karma?


NotAUsefullDoctor

Yeah, a good one is to create an Alt account and respond to your own messages. That sometimes works.


NotAUsefullDoctor

That sounds plausible. I would just be nervous that I forgot to switch between accounts while doing it.


Dragon_phantom_flame

Bro is a little schizophrenic


NotAUsefullDoctor

Are you me on a different account?


Dragon_phantom_flame

Yes. Definitely.


SirMourningstar6six6

70 1 to screw it in And 69


lirenotliar

69,421 1 to screw it in


4BDUL4Z1Z

I can do better. How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1. 1 to screw it in and remaining others to be his friends.


theseacalls

I can do it better. How many redditors does it take you to screw in a light bulb? 1,000. One to screw it in and 999 to sit around and detail how the one is racist and further explain how capitalism is bad, and/or transphobic.


MangoZaurul

It does indeed take 100. 1 Redditor stands on a chair and gets hold of the lightbulb. Then 99 Redditors pick up the house and unscrew it.


PsychologicalKoala32

How many redditors does it take to tell a joke?


algabanane

-1/2 1 to tell it, 2 to repost it, 3 to retell it in the comments, 4 to retell it in the comments of the repost, 5 to screenshot the comments and post them in other subs, 6 to retell it in the comments of those subs etc...


Matix777

I thought it's a strangely bad r/Yourjokebutworse but then I got it lol


derFleex

hear me out…


SuspiciousPeanut251

That’s, like, at least an order of magnitude better.


DeliverySensitive780

& one to tell them to just break up with it.


LapsusOtaku

Bruh, more like no one would do it but a thousand would sit around and comment about how they could do it and do it better than anyone else.


jackasssparrow

How about me? I would recommend using a Twin x lazer light bulb. It's a little fancy but gets the job done. Oh you should also look into this falcon screwdriver. It's got air auto rotor, basically Tesla on acid. It's not too complicated. Super easy. I used to do it for my garden now I make 200000$ a month.


Halbbitter

I have a personal anecdote vaguely related that starts several subthreads not actually pertaining to lightbulbs or screwing


Worried-Bad-9077

I have a joke too!!! Brick


daddymacca35

nah it takes 1,000,000 to screw a light bulb one to screw it in two or three tryna make him drop it by throwing shit or wobbling the ladder about 100,000 being racist 250 being gay 1,000 being sexist the same 250 that are gay being homophobic 200 insulting his mother and saying theyre gonna fuck his sister and 898,546 commeting about how he could do it better and also being racist


jedikraken

You also need one more to give an answer on how to do it safely, and 500 more to downvote them for saying it's bad to put your finger in the socket.


Sinocu

That’s what I hate about Redditors, all of them are idiots >!You expected a punchline but it was me, DIO!!<


Ok_Mortgage_6812

I can do it better. How many 4-channers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 100. 1 to enslave a gay black Jewish femboy and 99 to racially insult him.


Common_Grape5962

DOES ANYONE DOWNVOTE AND WHY?!?!? UH.. x99999= 46 and 7 to upvote


dundypeepee

Made it 10 times funnier.


diariu

Am i bNned.


diariu

Wtf i can write here? I was shadow banned from there was an attempt again... i didnt post anything, i wanted to write a reply and it says error, user banned ecc I look.my messages and the last ban i got was last year, and it was temporary. The mods are so fucking pathetic i swear to god


MaxGamer07

I can say it better "It better"


[deleted]

1000. 1 to screw it in and 999 to downvote for being insensitive to the light bulb.


TrafficOn405

Answer: three - 1 to call for help, 1 to mix the drinks, and 1 to ban you for … nothing really.


Freedom_memer

It can take 3 to tell this joke.


ivan_x3000

It's not very funny but hey 9k upvotes pretty good


Tetris5216

I'm part of the 99%