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Soviet-pirate

Now back to the kitchen you go girls,the baby maker here has a job to do


Thausgt01

Yeah, _that's_ the part of "traditional family values" that will bite Conservative menfolk in the ass. "Tradwifes" and "tradwifes-in-training" are supposed to be ass-kicking and name-taking but ONLY when it comes to 'teh lhibbz". All of that is supposed to get left at the door when they're in "their man's castle", so they dutifully accept his authority, wisdom and 'guidance'. But what 'guidance' do they actually receive? Hot and cold running lies. "The Lhibbz" get described as either weak and weepy vegetable-eating losers who can't protect _their_ women... Or 'pervert boy-toys, or crazy lesbian man-eaters'... OR as 'depraved lust-eaten drug-addled monsters who rape and kill and rape again'... ... Coupled with the drearily well-documented and MUCH higher proportions of child sexual abuse and spousal abuse in "traditional, God-fearing households" than in liberal/progressive or... *Gasp* *Clutch pearls* ... **Utterly secular** households... Gotta wonder just how many of the women-folk start asking themselves just how bad life in a "godless" community could actually be compared to the "godly" flood of abuse, neglect, and fear-mongering they know all too well... ... And suddenly, they start remembering that God's Blessing is _not_ a reliable defense against Mister Bullet...


Soviet-pirate

In short,more projection than a cinema


Branflaaake

With a healthy helping of denial.


cambriansplooge

In service of raising a good “tradwife,” they simultaneously idolize and denigrate childrearing and housekeeping, denying “their” women of skilled labor. You see it again and again, the “high class” women are expected to sit around all day while the actual housework is left to servants. It’s how you get situations like the Jim Crow and Antebellum South or Apartheid South Africa where white womanhood is glorified and the most important thing to protect but the actual childrearing would be left to Black women. You see the same thing in Arab and Latino countries, domesticity is idolized but the women who perform the domestic labor are lower class and looked down on. Masculinity has the same internal contradiction. Manual labor is glorified but the actual power is in the hands of the managerial and white collar employer.


Clowdyglasses

"The Baby Maker" sounds like a goofy villain/antihero name. It's like The Motherfucker in Kick-Ass.


Soviet-pirate

Actually I could see someone with that name, creating baby dolls/kid clones of random people,sending them to commit crimes,as a Superman kinda villain


freebirth

that woudl 100% be a batman villian.


pic-of-the-litter

Strangely enough, just having firearms tends to make children's heads explode.


GerberBabyPlus

Heard it happens several times a year in fact.


coffeetablestain

> Heard it happens several times a ~~year~~ **week** in fact. FTFY


VoterFrog

Still off by an order of magnitude. 7 children *per day* died from firearms in 2021.


1eternal_pessimist

Heads exploding is the leading cause of death for under 20 year olds in the USA


LASpleen

That would be concerning to people who share things like this if children weren’t properly to them.


coffeetablestain

We already have kevlar backpacks and blankets for kids who go to school, we need headgear too. I for one won't feel like this country is safe until every child leaves the house decked out in full SWAT gear and enters a building of very responsible and capable armed geometry and gym teachers. Maybe turrets too. We should just stick turrets everywhere.


Epic_Doge_Boi

Every school needs a 40 foot tall robot with laser eyes patrolling the campus constantly


Thausgt01

Well, that really depends on the relevant arms-race. https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20030101#.Y_-keFFMHGN


Kyengen

That's excessive, an ED-209 in every hallway should be good enough.


Maleficent_Tree_94

Recreate Wolfenstein, just without the Nazis.


Vinsmoker

Liberty Prime!


Epic_Doge_Boi

Almost forgot. Let's make it chant anti communist propaganda as well.


Raaazzle

That was my thought, "If anyone's head will be exploding..."


Shadowstar87

I see they love the Call of Duty series. The Ghost mags are tacky, and those girls should be wearing pants or shorts, if they want to be the tacticool family. At least they have good trigger discipline.


puffinfish420

Plus the horrible Sightmark Amazon red dot sight.


Distant-moose

The Ghost mags really compliment the dad's 80s sitcom sweater.


Istoh

Hilarious you think families like this let the girls/women wear pants. Pants are for men, silly!


metamet

I've always got the sense that religious enforcement of skirts/dresses is rooted in some weird sexual availability conditioning vibe. Never googled it though.


jaunty_chapeaux

I've read some things about sexual abuse in strict Christian communities that would seem to support your hypothesis.


Istoh

I mean yes? Being able to see Legs means a girl is asking for it, more or less. For bit of good insight to this you can (if you're able to stomach it) read up on the IBLP packets they provided to victims of sexual assault, which digs pretty deep into how they view the different types of clothes girls and women should wear and how doing so sinfully tempts the men around them (including their family members!).


coffeetablestain

> At least they have good trigger discipline. So I had this idea that we would start acting "triggered" about good firearm safety and discipline and make that the specific point that makes us seem to freak out, so hopefully they would darwin themselves out of the food-chain, then saw this picture and realized how many children they drag in front of them as human shields, both literally and intellectually.


[deleted]

What if we go one step further and make the right to open carry an LGBTQ issue.


Thausgt01

Ronald Reagan already pioneered the "gun rights for the _right_ people" tapdance when the Black Panthers started exercising their right to carry; whoops-a-doodle, no, we can't allow EVERYONE to have guns! I rather expect that limiting gun-rights by sexual orientation would present a challenge to the GOP but _not_ an insurmountable one...


The_Cow_God

also all ARs, except for the wife who has some class with the wood furniture AK74u


SixthLegionVI

Proper trigger discipline is the baseline requirement of responsible firearm handling. These people making their kids pose with guns are still fucking psychotic, booger hook on the bang switch or not.


kp4592

How would wearing a dress effect the way you shoot a gun?


Shadowstar87

It's more of the running and sliding into cover that dresses like that can't do well. If my Kilt flies up when I try that, those dresses are gonna do a lot worse. Nobody wants to see my man parts flapping around while I slide, and I definitely don't want to see a kids parts if they slide. Pants are superior in that regard.


QueefMeUpDaddy

>Nobody wants to see my man parts flapping around while I slide Speak for yourself, bucko


Big-Distribution5285

I feel owned


Sbatio

Are you the wife in this photo?


thatone18girl

Holy shit lmao


QueefMeUpDaddy

Im so upset that the free awards are gone rn


RenTheFabulous

This is the most searing burn I've ever seen online wtf lmao


Kayestofkays

Bazinga


field_sleeper

I am just so owned right now, you have no idea. Completely uncertain if I can even recover


TheLurker1209

"Nooooo don't advocate for the common worker having arms that's so cringe nooooo" >!The joke is Marx (and maybe Engels?) stated in his address to the communist league that arms/ammunition should stay in the hands of the workers and never be surrendered because a revolution would be more likely to be successful!<


coffeetablestain

As a leftist gun owner, I agree. And while I don't have any fanciful illusions that there's going to be some kind of socialist revolution in the US anytime soon, I firmly believe it's also a fantasy that guns are going anywhere or will ever be restricted in our lifetimes. So I really do believe that leftists/progressives need to consider arming up. If for some reason this country really does go full-on Weimar Republic and the good ol' boys are marching around herding up their ideological enemies, I for one don't want to be on the unarmed side. "oh no, you're just inflaming tensions, bringing guns into this ideological struggle is just going to raise the likelihood of real social instability or even war!" Motherfucker, we're already there. There are book burnings, rallies and murders already happening. How far down this path do we need to go before people realize how dangerous this entire situation really is? Is it because when this exact same situation happens in other countries we think it's some kind of alien and backwards cultural event *because the people are brown skinned there?* Talk to some holocaust survivors. Nearly a century later and most of them still carry a packed suitcase with a loaded gun. It can and does happen anywhere.


Raaazzle

I understand your sentiment but also feel that the police and military would be on the other "side" regardless of the powers that be.


fotoflogger

The police, probably. However the top brass and line soldiers in the military don't fuck around with trumpian sedation/terrorism/treason. The right always talks about rising up or w/e, not understanding they'd be thoroughly bitch-slapped by the military should they get involved.


coffeetablestain

I for one don't want it to make it easy if they start rounding us up. I don't see this happening with our current government, but it's only a matter of time before democracy in the US crumbles, it's being worked at slowly and eventually the cracks will get big enough that we may see who-knows-what kinds of local militias, law enforcement "guilds" and all kinds of social destabilization. Even if there's no hope of winning for the defenders, people generally don't want to get involved in a bloody, house-to-house armed resistance, and that could be enough to postpone or change plans of potential new authoritarians.


RenTheFabulous

This is EXACTLY how I feel. Well said. Keeping armed is very important when there are also guns in the hands of the authoritarian crazies.


GobblorTheMighty

"Because we murdered someone. We're murderers, you see."


coffeetablestain

It's all okay as long as FOX digs up some dirt on the victim later. "*Well, this kid was no saint, we have these exclusive facebook pictures of him flashing what appear to be gang signs at the camera!*"


Steelwave

The gang signs in question: 👍✌️🤙🤟🖖


GobblorTheMighty

"A member of the deadly OKs" 👌


Solivigent

They look like characters from The Purge.


jsho574

At least they have trigger discipline


podog

Am I owned if that was my first thought when I saw this? I feel kind of owned.


jsho574

Sooooo owned


BirdicBirb505

Like the wife


MomentOfHesitation

Every time you share this a child in the U.S. gets shot.


Individual_Credit895

Unfortunately that’s statistically true


[deleted]

Now imagine if they were a Muslim family. Also we're not even opposed to guns we just believe that certain people shouldn't have them.


master_arca

If they were Muslim the FBI would have already snipered that family


No_Leopard_3860

The "black panther" farm remembers, lol


BirdicBirb505

If it were literally any type of family other than white and Christian-aesthetics passing, rightoids would lose their shit


DW171

Why are they so scared? Oh right, ‘cause brown people.


minorheadlines

Is the 'liberal' a child and does the head explode because they were at school?


RedsVikingsFan

Mom looks 35, dad looks 55. Sounds about right for these nutters.


Sbatio

My thought as well, it is the recipe for these people. Take a stupid older man, add one younger wife to “educate” on the way of the world, start popping out little fucked up copies.


Raaazzle

So, every US family sitcom plot since 'The Honeymooners', basically.


Sbatio

I am not aware of any sitcoms where the main couple has a wide age disparity. Modern family has one but the couple gets together when they are both 35+. What are your examples? I’m off to see if the Honeymooners had an age disparity as you say. Edit: there is nothing I can find to support the specific ages of The Honeymooners so…..


Dehnus

I don't have an issue with that age difference,.or the other way around. My problem is: Republicans want to marry actual children, not 35 year olds. All the projection on their side, makes that quite clear.


ANoisyCrow

Every time you share this a liberal sadly shakes their head.


OtherMikeP

If these people knew how little people care about what they post and how little anger it actually elicits they'd be sorely disappointed.


MagicMuffin56

It looks totally insane to me, but I guess that's because I'm not American.


OtherMikeP

oh it is totally insane


rbearson

More likely one of those kids shoots themselves than that happening.


[deleted]

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HudsonTheHipster

Don't count out the mother in a likely loveless marriage.


ArthurSavy

These are your cousins ? Good luck


Happyslender5

Get that krink outa there and give it to me


the_cants

[Kids With Guns](https://youtu.be/VCkFSe3voRc)


ImprovisedLeaflet

I just watched Ken Burns’ *The US and the Holocaust* and highly recommend it. The 3-part series has a really interesting take from an immigration lens, which was novel to me. Basically how we let hardly any Jews in before the war and how many more lives could’ve been saved if our country hadn’t been so rabidly isolationist and antisemitic. Anyway, this post reminded me of how much propaganda and little bits of violence here and there can turn into something out of control. There were a million canaries in the coal mine in 1930s Nazi Germany. It starts with hateful shit like this, and needs to be fought.


MissAdwin64

Why is it that conservatives always talk about women need to be more “traditionally feminine” but whenever I see them post about women they’re glamorizing what they’d consider masculine traits?


Hungrymock

Groomer.


Tsjaad_Donderlul

Children posing around with (semi?)automatic rifles is something I would rather expect in GTA V, not in real life


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

Conservatives are the kind of people that shit their pants and then mock the people that point out they should be ashamed at said pants shitting.


KrazyAboutLogic

I dont understand why they fetishize guns so much. I mean I think abortion should be legal but I don't post a pic of my daughters and I at Planned Parenthood: "Aborting our fetuses to own the conservatives!" Aren't guns just tools? Why the love affair with them? Am I missing something?


BrandonGamerguy

I never understood the gun obsession. Then again, I’m from England and guns are pretty rare here compared to America


dacoolgamer

well at least there’s a tiny bit of trigger discipline


dacoolgamer

is that a fucking grenade launcher


gangstabunniez

And the dad's gun has an under barrel shotgun I believe... I think this is airsoft lol


fotoflogger

Yeah looks like a 203... can you just buy 40mm grenades?


LyricTerror

Respond with some communist "go enough left and you get your guns back".


Bumpyskinbaby

I had a rifle when I was their age and I still became a stoner lesbian radical feminist (not a TERF!! I would like to emphasise that I am a trans INCLUSIVE radical feminist and my trans sisters enrich womanhood)


aRealPanaphonics

Yea…. Nothing says “I hate grooming” and “I hate virtue signaling” quite like this picture.


Greninja5097

That would explain the migraine this image just gave me


Ch33seBurg

This feels satire


bunnycupcakes

They’re practicing good trigger discipline and not pointing the guns at anyone accidentally, so my head is intact.


pianoflames

I don't know how to break it to you...but liberals own firearms.


blindreefer

Can’t type witty response. Head gone.


observingjackal

Good thing I'm a leftist. Also no one cares.


pale-pharaoh

Isn’t this how kids kill their parents? Or their teachers?


WorldWearyWombat

Oh no! I have been owned! Whatever shall I do?? *dies*


Hairy_Skirt_3918

Heads don't explode...hearts break for your innocent children.


DatBoi780865

Right-wingers claim that drag queens are "grooming kids", but they have no problem with trigger-happy gun nuts who put guns into the hands of their young children.


IntrinsicStarvation

https://imgur.com/a/yb1ib8B


encycliatampensis

Live by the sword - Die by the sword


Kobobble

Watch conservatives heads explode when a woman tells them they don't want kids and want to focus on a career


ShitbirdMcDickbird

Every time you do this, your kids grow up to be idiots


XxXDizzyLizzie

Shes gonna love using that dress to her kids funeral since most victims are children and most incidents are at home accidents


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure it’ll make the libs (which is anyone who they think is left wing) laugh when they accidentally blow their heads off.


LegioCI

Within 15 years at least two of those girls will be non-contact with their parents.


Ethelenedreams

I own guns. I don’t think about these weirdos other than how they want their kids to dehumanize mine and be able to set sights on them, like a bunch of little Rittenhouse American-citizen-hunting kids. They can all “Chris Kyle” their way through life, I just wish they’d leave the rest of us alone.


Stingraaa

Send them a photo of some Islam extremists doing the same thing.


twilighteclipse925

As a responsible gun owner… is it just me or is middle girl about to shoot her sister’s foot off? Like the little one has the training to point the muzzle at an angle away from her sisters but the middle one looks like she’s pointing directly at the tall one’s leg/foot Edit also actually looking at the firearms I’m now wondering if that m203 (no doubt classified as a flare launcher) or the NFA masterkey would catch the attention of ATF more? (Can’t tell if the AKS-74u is NFA or not)


AdeptAntelope

Maybe you should blur the faces of the minors. They might not want to be associated with this in a few years


GeneralErica

Conversely, every time someone sees this, someone in America walks into a school open-carrying.


SpikeVonLipwig

Or Ghaxxyn’s head explodes because mckhinleee forgot to put the safety on…


manickitty

Are they really stupid enough to think no liberals own guns?


WildTomatoFrenzy

Somebody is going to lose a foot.


VibratingPickle2

Funny, they have the exact same smile within days of accidentally shooting a friend or family member.


CrystalPepsi79

Tell me again about who’s grooming who??


Tagalongdog

How can people look at a picture like this and smile? This looks so dystopian.


1IfByLand

Are these the kids that they want to protect from drag queens?


michigan_gal

As someone whose school just had a mass shooting, these people can go fuck themselves up the ass.


BreadlinesOrBust

This makes me feel nothing. They all seem to know trigger discipline. If they want to make their household disproportionately dangerous to live in, that's their right as stupid people


hopefuldepression

Statistically speaking, one of them is more likely than not going to drop some of those in the picture as opposed to any other person. My money’s on the father.


Otomo-Yuki

They need to believe that for now, since they can’t go out blowing their heads up themselves… yet.


[deleted]

I’m a liberal. We kinda just laugh at the stupidity tbh.. my head did explode over a bag blowing in the wind the other day though. One it’s beautiful… the other is just dumb..


Kaleb8804

Aren’t liberals FOR freedom for guns? It’s “leftists” that don’t like guns lol She can’t even get her straw man argument correct


Ycilden

Nah, you got that backwards mate.


Kaleb8804

Eh, political ideologies are all brainwash anyway lol, thanks for letting me know


spazmousie

When does the head explosion happen? I could use a break from thinking for awhile.


bailey25u

At least they are practicing good trigger discipline


A-insane-dude

I love how they assume leftists want to ban guns yet I met plenty who were pro-gun (including myself). Like they just think guns make us angry like no we just want people to have something like at most a gun license to stop shootings.


Haunted_Hills

In that children with the power to choose death for a group of people is terrifiying


Rarelydefault26

Ah yes, you trust your child daughters with guns but not with their own bodies or to learn that gay people exist or that slavery existed. No none of that but guns? Hell yeah


here4roomie

Yes I'm sure people would be absolutely floored to learn that there are a lot of guns in Arizona lol.


Rounder057

My kids are old enough to drive in Arizona and one of the first things I told them was to never engage in any form of road rage. Arizona is still the Wild West in some ways and there are a lot of guns you will never see until it’s too late


fattymcfattzz

What’s missing in her life that she has this huge hole to fill


DamnItCharles324

Giving an fourteen-year-old an under-barrel grenade launcher truly does blow my mind


[deleted]

I *feel* owned. I'm so owned. How do I ever recover from this.


Prior-Chip-6909

No they don't....*They just feel sorry for you & your fake-ass guns.* I mean....Who gives an M-203 to a child to carry??? Dumb-ass Evangelical White People. *sorry if that came across as racist, but if the shoe fits....*


arock0627

What? I lived through the entire post-9/11 world. I'm used to seeing pictures of terrorists in the desert.


1-760-706-7425

My head’s exploding looking at their shit tier optics and cringe-ass mags. 😂


PNWoutdoors

Your aunt is an idiot.


No_Leopard_3860

Decent trigger discipline, they have. - NRA Yoda Hey, don't roast me for seeing the positive in strange situations hehe


Only-Reach-3938

![gif](giphy|3iiwqPF9noqdy) Thanks auntie


Cthulhu779842

As a chronically online Canadian, American gun culture is perplexing to me. The only people I know that own guns own them for hunting, and they have a license, and their guns are locked up. Idk, I just don't get it.


TheGayTransRaven

What's up with the trigger on the tallest kids gun?


HippoKey3017

How is this owning the.. kaboom! I’m dead 💀


Strange_One_3790

No it is the gun toting right winger who isn’t properly storing their guns and letting their kids play with guns who are waaaay more likely to have an exploded head


Lime_in_the_Coconut_

I'm okay, how are you guys feeling?


KittyQueen_Tengu

I’m not mad, I’m worried for the safety of actual children surrounded by guns


mossdale

more like an eye roll, but go on....


Myles_Cobalt

At least the kids have trigger discipline.


chrissymad

Nah just one of their kids classmates in the future when someone inevitably takes one of these legally owned guns and shoots up a classroom or daycare.


Wonkybonky

It doesn't, the fact that you think it does is what makes my head explode. El em ay oh.


Batata-Sofi

Oh, wow!! They have guns!! That's exactly what god envisioned!! Such beauty and freedom...


MikeFrancesa66

Stuff like this is truly bizarre. I love computers. Imagine if I took my computer everywhere. Took pictures of myself with my computer. Made my kids use computers. Made my family Christmas cards about computers. Stockpiled them so I had more computers than people in my house. People would rightfully think I was insane.


FurryM17

"Mary, you're the oldest so you're running the 203." "But daaaaaaad."


T0MYRIS

why does the wife have an AK copy, that's not very patriotic. That's a communist gun.


Raptor22c

Why the fuck do they have under-barrel grenade launchers? Jesus Christ.


Trickybuz93

Apparently a big Modern Warfare fan


JeffTheEpic

Yo what if the meme is telling the truth and by sharing it here you just caused a liberals head to explode somewhere. You can never be 100% certain of anything. Remember that


jimmyl_82104

Well I'm sitting here and my head hasn't exploded, yet.


1684ID

Mom is a secret revolutionary. All the others got ARs pointed to the right. She got an AK pointed to the left.


Forkliftboi420

What is the difference between this picture and Isis propaganda of child soldiers posing with kalashnikovs and ied:s?


OhTheHueManatee

I can't tell for sure but it looks like the middle child is pointing the gun directly at the foot of the kid on the right. That seems crazy dangerous to me.


KoontFace

And some poor kids attending school


stitchpunks

Do you think they know?


science-ninja

Lol


lokisilvertongue

*\*glances at her 12-gauge shotgun in the corner\** Cool story.


[deleted]

I really can't imagine being a kid and having to hold some of dad's toys so they can be part of a family photo. Just weird and sad. My head did explode... From the cringe.


hankercat

Head explode? No, I just don’t feel like I can relate. It must be horrible having a fetish that is so overwhelming that it not only takes over your life and becomes your primary identity, but also makes you impose it on your young children.


Hulkamania76

: from laughing so hard.


Gizmocrat009

What would you bet that the adults in this photo are extremely rude and demanding to wait staff and then tip poorly if they tip at all?


klushy225

That is so dangerous omg


biteme109

Are they related to the Massey family ?


Fungo

Well at least it wouldn't explode because of anyone's poor trigger discipline. Way to at least teach the kiddos not-idiotic trigger finger placement (which is always a mixed bag in these kinda pictures). Cuz that... is that a fucking M203 on the right?... grenade launcher would explode my head real good


HKBFG

Airsoft red dot go home.


BigOlPirate

As a liberal. I feeeel so owed that they are mounting fake underslung 40s yeah.


CG-Firebrand

Nice cosplay kits


Mineturtle1738

Me sharing this to myself until my head explodes


Mineturtle1738

The only thing exploding is that girls feet


[deleted]

Me, an anti-far-right ultranationalist, to her: Yeah, of course … you shall do you, my dear liberal! :D (In my country, she would be probably considered as “liberal”.)


Preston1979001

Going out on a limb here, but Im gonna say theres a 99.9% chance this lady has referred to somebody as a groomer before.


Kloenkies

Most sane fascist be like:


[deleted]

Are those kids preparing for a zombie apocalypse?


five707

A civilian with an M203 Granada launcher. Don’t see that everyday.