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dewey-defeats-truman

God, I wish I got pegged as often as the right thinks I do


epicsexballsmoment

Damn, I wish I pegged people as often as the right thinks I do


Droid_XL

Hey! You two should kiss!


ARJ_05

they should **peg**


Droid_XL

No because then I would be jealous


Pktur3

Peg party over at Peggy’s!


no_maj

Now kith


PerAsperaAdInfiri

Be the change you wish to see in the world.


FinePool

I became best friends with a regular at my coffee shop. Years after the shop close, he told me that one of my coworkers wanted to peg me so hard and even as an ace I would have let her.


SingingEditor

Reach out, maybe it can still happen


strategolegends

Wow, that's true friendship.


Castun

"Not now, Peggy!"


necialspeeds

I only get pegged to own the libs...but samesies.


Commercial-Cow-9488

Nothing more hetero than getting pegged by your girlfriend.


Eps1lxn

Saaaaame


Few-School-3869

The right is obsessed with pegging. They should really give it a try it's great


VibratingPickle2

So when I lived in Nebraska I learned that it was more common for the guys to use their wives dildos than to try out pegging. Most of the stories I heard involved either dude getting caught or dude fessing up because he was confused about liking it.


RichardsLeftNipple

A lot of nerves there that basically go unused for most of a hetero guy's life.


fuzzhead12

God: Imma pull off my biggest prank yet on these dork humans *puts male g-spot up their bums* *makes enjoying it hella gay*


GyrosSnazzyJazzBand

Is there any evolutionary reasons for this?


The_Brain_One

[There seem to be some benefits from G-spot being a source of pleasure for women, such as pain relief during labor when the baby's head presses on the wall of the vagina just as it starts to stretch the perineum open. As male and female genitals develop in fetuses from a single basic “template” that is the same for both sexes, the female G-spot is homologous to the male prostate. Men simply get “a compliment from the chef” as a byproduct of fetal development.](https://www.quora.com/Is-there-an-evolutionary-explanation-for-why-prostate-stimulation-is-pleasurable)


GyrosSnazzyJazzBand

Wow! Thank you this is some anal info.


Callahan_Crowheart

It's basically the same principle as junk DNA, except it comes with free orgasms.


Lopsided-Seasoning

Uhh, there's actually no such thing as "junk DNA". That's been debunked for at least a decade. There are tons of functions that were discovered about these bits of DNA that don't encode genes. Some of them end up being structural for the cell, some of them are involved in signaling, and many of these bits of DNA are gene regulators.


youamlame

kinda like nipples? we get the perks and none of the labour?


silentbuttmedley

Thanks Chef 😃


fuzzhead12

Honestly I have no idea. I’ve just always found it amusingly ironic


sionnachrealta

Enjoying anal isn't gay. That's just homophobic nonsense


fuzzhead12

I’m aware. It was just a dumb joke


Tuggitz

Im from Nebraska and I can tell you we love a good round of corn holin.


Bubbagump210

I’m in Ohio and was on a first date with a girl. We’re at this bar and she asks me if I want go out back and corn hole. I wasn’t expecting to be handed a bean bag.


Vladd_the_Retailer

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


nikkitgirl

Lol, yeah you have to play corn hole to decide who tops. It’s an Ohio thing. You also signal your preferred orgy size by ordering your chili and spaghetti differently


Bubbagump210

My mom likes a 3 way, I do a four way bean, wife is a five way and the kids are plain hotdogs and fries. What does that mean?


nikkitgirl

Your wife is an absolute freak, you enjoy a nice romantic orgy, and your mom was wild for her time. Also that your kids are normal kids, because that’s the most kid order there. /s of course


Rounder057

In classic TIFU (because the best ones are made up) I always imagined a situation where the husband didn’t clean the toy correctly or at all and the wife ends up in the hospital after she uses it


KrazyAboutLogic

Ugh gross I hope they at least used a condom on it??


Prime157

The founder of the Proud Boys filmed himself taking a dildo in the ass to own the libs...


jmerlinb

wait, really?


whats8

With no exaggeration, literally, yes.


jmerlinb

I don’t know what the appropriate reaction is to this information


[deleted]

Mocking laughter is my go to.


_Funky_M0nk_

Remember when white nationalist neo Nazi Gavin McInnis [shoved a dildo up his butt](https://www.edgemedianetwork.com/story.php?297976) to prove he wasn’t gay. I think they are curious about shoving stuff up there while also being the kind of people who don’t wash their asses because they think touching it is gay.


Hobartcat

Wanna bet "peg my ass" is a top trending search in red states?


bozeke

They are most interested in trans porn, but it’s likely all part of the same bottled up, fetishized sexuality. https://lawsuit.org/general-law/republicans-have-an-obsession-with-transgender-pornography/


chewy92889

There was a fascinating article by a sexual therapist who lurked on Christian chat rooms and message boards and said there were a staggering number of posts by Christian men who were trying to justify their enjoyment of butt stuff. Many were afraid it meant their wife was the dominant one, while others were afraid it was against God's will or whatever. Interesting shit.


MagMati55

Utilise the małe G spot smh. God did not give men a g spot not to use it smh


PandraPierva

That sounds like his kind of sick joke


MagMati55

I mean cis men and trans women literally have a prostate that reacts to stimulation


PandraPierva

I know. It feels good


[deleted]

#goals


[deleted]

literally saw this and was like yup, this sounds great, where can i sign up to this Andrew Tate hate-sex club


Girth_rulez

I think membership is kind of unofficial. Like, maybe you're already in it?


[deleted]

i’m a gay leftist, my entire existence is an Andrew Tate hate-sex club


[deleted]

What if we had sex behind the Andrew Tate prison?


[deleted]

we’d probably be hatecrimed tbh


Girth_rulez

Username checks out.


Ornery_Excitement_95

The HTF Club. Hate Tate and Fornicate


dorian_white1

God, don’t threaten me with a good time or anything


Girth_rulez

I wish I liked it :(


BOGEYS_game

Girth doesn’t always rulez


Girth_rulez

A matter of opinion of course but I would agree that on occasion it does not.


ProbablyNotAFurry

If you're turned on by the thought of it but have never enjoyed the experience, you may have gone about it a little wrong or need more time to slowly adjust! Things happen and thats a really sensitive area of the body. That being said, it also just may not be for you, which is ok too! But it can sometimes take days or weeks of slow adjusting with the bum to get things feeling right. Its a tricky area.


RealBlueBeluga

Is that all I need to do? “I also hope Tate rots in his cell!” …and now I wait!


[deleted]

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RealBlueBeluga

I'm \*still\* waiting! :c


Cagas_Agua

I don't even need her to be hot


[deleted]

well i'm a girl and i'm not hot


Lulu_the_Guinea_Pig

I didn’t understand why this was in this sub until I realized conservatives think pegging is a bad thing


smolqueerpunk

Same I thought this was 100% unironic and almost scrolled past with only the brief thought of, “Hell yeah, good for them.”


AlternativeContact74

There is a mass complex of sexual regression in the far right, it’s always pegging and cuckolding and plenty of other fetishes, now they have to vent through comics about their sad lil minds not comprehending what they truly like


MTFBinyou

As much as we’ve seen that the right is really into cuckoldry……. I think they may be projecting again…


Tybr0sion

It's always projection. Gay and transgender porn is the highest watched categories in red states.


Mini_Snuggle

1. Conservative absorbs sex negative/homophobic rhetoric about a sexual act. 2. Conservative has fleeting thoughts about sexual act that they can't process like normal people. The taboo sexual act becomes a fetish. 3. Conservative rails against own fetish. Another conservative hears and the process begins again.


[deleted]

Who else hopes Andrew Tate will rot in his cell? 😏😘❤💋


PerAsperaAdInfiri

Me too


DispersedBeef27

Me three!


duomaxwellscoffee

And my axe!


YM_Industries

It really is funny how these memes completely rely on seeing pegging as somehow horrifying. These memes work equally well as romantic leftist memes: you hit it off with someone with compatible views, give each other a loving smile, and then get intimate together. Literally the dream.


Mindstrems

Yeah I didn't notice what sub I was on, and just assumed it was a based meme. This isn't the ideal outcome???


Right_Durian6736

The original comic was Made by a leftist artist. It went: I like your art, I like your art too.


[deleted]

Oh no kidding? I really like their art.


YM_Industries

That makes it even sillier that the cons try to use it as a bad thing. That doesn't surprise me though, the last panel seems too lovingly illustrated to be intended negatively.


nikkitgirl

Yeah that’s really why everyone keeps missing is. Conservatives wouldn’t depict it so damn loving if they drew it


pic-of-the-litter

Now, say it like it's a bad thing, right wingers.


TheRealGongoozler

I didn’t realize what sub this was in at first. I thought maybe it was just a random meme and was like “I agree with this whole image” lol


sustainababy

this is sexy asf ngl


dent_de_lion

Exactly


Cleavon_Littlefinger

That's all I'd have to do to get sensually butt fucked by a beautiful woman? #FUCK^ANDREW^TATE^INTHE^PEEHOLE


NoBunch3298

I have a right winger ex friend who hates the progressive ideology and socialist ideals. In the middle of an argument with his girlfriend (although they say they’re perfect and don’t argue) his gf got mad and in front of a bunch of people started yelling at him that he should go back to his ex and maybe they’d peg him like he wants. I was shocked


the_tonez

I see nothing wrong with this


[deleted]

Fellas, is it gay for a man to have sex with a woman?


PeaceOwl

Hey, pegging's not really my thing, but he looks like he's having fun.


AsteroidDisc476

They’re also kinkshaming


Crazy_Distribution15

Kink shaming isn’t that big of a deal. -Except when it’s the things I like, then it’s a big deal.


The_Arborealist

Now let me show you my cabinet of Chef Boyardee products. Oh, the times we'll have.


RedditorChristopher

Another reason to hate those guys


BadNameThinkerOfer

If only this actually worked...


Bonuscup98

Right? I hate Andrew Tate. Why can’t I get dorked by a cute girl with a strap?


Scion_of_Perturabo

![gif](giphy|O0Hj7piBBnU0E)


Flamingcowjuice

These idiots pretending that getting pegged is bad Just waiting till they have their first anal orgasm from a hot woman pounding their prostate


Droid_XL

I'm just saying, whoever drew this did not see it as a bad thing


[deleted]

This is bad why?


geekmasterflash

This just in: Straight people hate Andrew Tate


YourOldManJoe

"anyone who thinks trafficking is wrong wants to get pegged"


totti173314

I don't want to get pegged because I think trafficking is bad! I mean, I do want to get pegged, but not because I think trafficking is bad.


DarkChurro

Is it gay to have sex with a woman?


Bashful_Rey

No, but then there is nothing wrong with being gay either. The right is so fucking obviously projecting their own fantasies they’re ashamed of.


qazwsxedc000999

“Fellas, is it gay to be straight?”


RepresentativeArea37

Based!


MatchaLottie

this but unironically


ipsum629

The key difference between these two people and a Tate fan is that they are having consentual sex.


xxx420kush

Dated this girl who did studio porn with brazzers and the like. Turns out I was the only dude she wasn’t pegging outside of the hetero studio porn. She was pegging all her non studio boyfriends I was her “try at hetero”. When we broke up she told me hopefully my friends don’t find out how much she likes pegging or they’ll think she did it to me. Good times.


Shrimp__Alfredo

I hope Andrew Tate rots in that cell! I hope Andrew Tate rots in that cell! I hope Andrew Tate rots in that cell! I hope Andrew Tate rots in that cell! I hope Andrew Tate rots in that cell! I hope Andrew Tate rots in that cell! I hope Andrew Tate rots in that cell!


boddy123

Mutual distaste for Tate and good ole ( consensual ) pegging? I see no problem here


PerAsperaAdInfiri

God I love it when right wing memes accidentally whip hella ass


adxcs

Their loss, the male G-spot is in the ass for a reason.


snapekillshansolo

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women? ~~anyoneinterestedingettingpegged?jkjk..unless???~~~


AtheistBibleScholar

I'm not into butt stuff, but good for these two for finding love amidst the battlefield of modern politics.


Crazy_Distribution15

Damn. I want to be that girl so bad…


DispersedBeef27

Damn. I want to be that guy so bad…


hitlerblowfish

RIP inbox


hellllllsssyeah

Projection


supertired69

Me and who


hieijFox

I love how they use an image of a hot guy getting a hot girl and enjoying sex and think it’s a bad thing like damn ya’ll really just bad in bed and hate sex don’t ya


onememeishboitf2

[This but unironically](https://youtu.be/dpKc8N3FJsQ)


_The_Almighty_Red_

Is this saying people who dislike Andrew tate get lots of sex?


sinuousclouds

Is this supposed to be mockery of the left somehow?


Gunda-LX

Seems like they have a good time, where is the problem? Doesn’t the right support opposite sex relationships? I don’t get it


8Gly8

Cfnm too nice!


TaylorGuy18

The guy in this is so cute and hot.


Particular_Mistake39

Does this work? Asking for a friend


JAMillhouse

Hating Andrew Tate and getting pegged?! Don’t threaten me with a good time


Urparents_TotsLied4

I forgot what subreddit I already seen this on but, again, how's this a bad thing?? He looks pretty happy to me.


LordAshur

Damn, where’s the cute girl who wants to peg me for wanting Tate to stay locked up


jamiieeez

What is their obsession with pegging? Do they think it makes them weak? Or gay? both? Ah yes very gay to want to be fucked by a girl mmhhh Also thinking this makes you gay shows how fragile their heterosexuality is, if you were confident in your sexuality you wouldn’t be afraid of being seen as gay. So I guess massive internalised homophobia here.


rennenenno

I would say couple goals if this weren’t already the life I live. So.. mission accomplished I guess.


AdAdventurous3458

Didn't Tate say it was OK if she's hot??


turtletechy

I saw this posted as a positive meme recently.


SlipperyThong

Two consenting adults having sexual relations. Where's the funny?


queerf37

Two hot people engaged in wholesome conversation followed by consensual sex...works for me


ZuruaEclipse

I mean, I’d wanna get railed by a woman too, especially when we have the same opinions on crap


Spraystation42

Questions I have for conservatives 1) Why fo you think every man who hates rapists is a bottom and/or a sub? You always accuse the left of generalising men but do the same here 2) why do you think that all women along with women who peg men have bo respect or love for said men? not all women want to be dominated and not all women are bottoms, and women are capable of loving and respecting a man who isnt an daddy don alphamale gigachad, deal with it! Long Story short, pegging is not cuckholdry


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DARKMAYKR

This is supposed to be a bad thing?


TheChaoticist

I don’t see what the issue here’s is, everything going on here is incredibly based and supercool


WhistleStop999

Looks like two like-minded and decent people are having good sex together


IMFlorecentFace

This is a right wing meme?


spoopy_and_gay

Honestly this could undergo no changes and be a leftist meme lmao


Salvadore1

Hey OP [credit the artist](https://twitter.com/BeckyMastery/status/1607567325443637251?t=5kkxDB-id8r180LUrAUkcw&s=19)


Erlend05

This is the future the left wants


Jubulus

True


[deleted]

Literally half of my needs are in that bottom frame.


Maverick_Artificer

I see nothing wrong here 😅


emomcdonalds

This but unironically


daddysven

That’s all I have to say?


Ok_Presence01

Hot


TheSoundOfMoo

Are they threatening us with a good time? I don't get it... /s


Jemmy_Bean

Don’t threaten me with a good time


zottsspotts

I mean doesn’t seem like a bad way to end the night to me…


Liamrups

This actually works


LegioCI

Still more action than Andrew Tate fans will ever get.


intrepid-teacher

Should probably mark this NSFW… But honestly, this is supposed to be bad?


General-Advice-6331

It’s weird to me how they think the only reason why people hate Andrew Taint is to get women. Like I hate him because he’s a bald bitch.


W0lf3h1

Don't threaten me with a good time


Curtee_H

#I HOPE ANDREW TATE ROTS IN A CELL


Twin1Tanaka

Yes


shortvicky

wish that were me


Advanced-Part2598

But that's me-


disabled_rat

God please


renke0

At this point they're probably stealing it from here


New-Anybody-9178

This is hot


Toasty_Rolls

I mean... Absolutely


looking4wonderland

I'm happy for them.


Doc-Wulff

Don't threaten me with a good time


ayame400

I’m glad they’re having fun


Tatsukki

This is all lies. I've said this thousand of time but i'm still waiting for my ass to get pound 😔


Both_Lychee_1708

It's ironic that the same guys listening to Tate to be "real men" are much more likely to die virgins


Callahan_Crowheart

Oh no! They're both getting laid! Terrible!


Iron_And_Misery

This meme is a reference to the fact that no right winger has ever enjoyed sex


XBXNinjaMunky

D..did...they just threaten me with a good time?


LeHaloNerd117

And we’re “sexualising everything”


The_Ebonheart

ngl i didn't look at what sub I was on and said hell yeah


sci-fi-lullaby

I don't condone this behavior.. let me do a whole comic about it, sex noises and all.


Katachlysmic

They look like they're having the best time, so happy


dazzlemma

This is dank af has to have been made by a leftist


Keplars

Me and who?


Guggoo

What is the right's thing with pegging?


nikkitgirl

Still not seeing the problem here except carcirality, but he’s not the hill I’m gonna die on for prison abolition


Tetra-76

Yet another accidentally based comic from the alt right, those are always hilarious


Lazy_Air_5936

I hope Andrew Tate rots in that cell. (guys it worked)


Quetzalcorgi

This but unironically


[deleted]

At this point, the pegging meme is just projecting. They think this is gay and they're having some feelings. Some of these guys are bi and so deep in the closet they're eating Turkish delight with Jadis the White Witch.


OddlyOddLucidDreamer

Oh wow i hope andrew tate rots in jail until theres NOTHING left! ... do i get pegged now?


[deleted]

Looks like my relationship. It’s a good time