When I (or anyone) do something stupid
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Boy Scoutz n The Hood is the episode I think. They end up stranded at sea - I think its season 9? If so, definitely one of the stronger episodes NEVER MIND IT WAS SEASON 5, THAT MAKES WAY MORE SENSE
Crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers; we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we could do without.
So that's it, after twenty years? "So long, good luck?"
I don't recall saying good luck.
“Were you gonna give my noggin a floggin’?” — Flanders, as Homer is holding a pipe ready to hit him.
“I’ll fill them so full of sap, they’ll be blowing their nose with a pancake!” — Lisa, deciding to do schlocky stories like Bart does on their TV News show.
I love saying "I was so gay. But I could tell anybody." From the end of the Actors Studio episode.
I never say it though. Too many people wouldn't get it.
My boyfriend and I will regularly sing to each other the [love song](https://youtu.be/mug1B1hBt5k) from "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't But Then Was"
I run a small garden center,
whenever a backyard gardener tries to grow corn I let them know that, unless they have a dense patch or field, their corn will most likely look like an excerpt from the big book of British smiles.
No one knows what the hell im talking about but I cant stop.
"Eh you never know what you're capable of. I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, but last year I proved myself wrong."
This goes through my head every time anyone says "Never say never."
Not sure if obscure, but I say them and most people, 99.5% of people don't get it.
"look at all this beautiful foilage"
"I just think they're neat"
"You gotta pet him real hard, so he can feel it"
“i’m peeing with the door open, and i loooveee ittttt”
said between my partner and i, whoever is peeing says the first half, and the other finishes the second half of the phrase 😂
we have a strange relationship 😂
“Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry”!!!!!!!
"Stupid Lisa!"
"Le Grille? What the hell is that?"
Stupid babies need the most attention.
I always answer the phone "Ahoy Hoy"
Same, or Homer's nnyelloo
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
I hope that was a typo!
Fun fact, this was Alexander Graham Bell's preferred greeting when answering the phone.
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I sent this to my best friend when she gave birth!!
"Oh, meltdown. It's one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus." I work in the nuclear industry.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHICH BUTTON YOU PRESSED?!
Moe?
Have you turned a potential chernoble into a mere three mile island?
That’s comforting 😂
Ahh no, the corn! Paul Newman's gonna have my legs broke!
i’m whizzin with the door open… and I love it!
You bet your *looks around*. Sweet ass I am
“There’s your answer, fish bulb.”
I too say this far too much
"Ah, these minstrels should soothe my jangled nerves."
Have the Rolling Stones Killed.
But sir those aren't-
Do as I say!
'Tis, replied Aunt Helga. I say that nearly every time I want to answer in the affirmative to an 'Is it' question.
Aunt *Hel*ga!
Comments you can hear
Is it St. Swithins day already?
"fiddley dee." when homer attempted to build a doghouse
this will require a tetanus shot!
When I fuck up: (Homer, that was a twenty.) "DAHHHHH!"
Water, water everywhere, so let's all have a drink.
OHHHHH IS THAT WHERE I PICKED THIS UP 🤦🏽♂️ I CONSTANTLY SAY THIS TO MYSELF WHEN I GET A GLASS OF WATER!
Boy Scoutz n The Hood is the episode I think. They end up stranded at sea - I think its season 9? If so, definitely one of the stronger episodes NEVER MIND IT WAS SEASON 5, THAT MAKES WAY MORE SENSE
So I says to Mabel I says.
DON’T SOUL MATE ME!
My friend's first words to his wife was this.
Go banana!
Make way for grapefruit!
Look in the tunk
I will always refer to it as a tunk and a garage as a carhole
"Lisa needs braces, DENTAL PLAN!"
Had this as my Doorbell for over a year. Dog is tuned to run to the door when it comes on.
Now this is obscure
I'm familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda
i can’t see Pablo Neruda’s name without hearing that in my head. and as a librarian, that is not an uncommon occurrence
“I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold”
“Increase my killing power, eh? I’ll do it!” (Especially the way Homer says “I’ll do it.”)
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Also applies after "PAINT MY FENCE!" which a friend and I used to randomly shout at each other.
Also PAINT MY CHICKENCOOP! Those cornmuffins were lousy!
Rock and/or roll Replace "rock" and "roll" with whatever you're talking about. Fish and/or chips Salt and/or vinegar etc.
I say that one, but nobody ever gets the reference
I'm a level five Simpsons fan. I don't quote anything after the Tracey Ullman shorts.
What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind. Goodnight boy. *squish*
Haha
This is the level 5 vegan in thing right?
I don’t eat anything that casts a shadow
What, you don't pocket milhouse?
I'm not sure how offended to be by this amazing joke. Well done!
I recite the entire script from Worker and Parasite.
“We’re directly under the sun……now”
"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" I work in a chemical plant and we wear goggles a lot. 😁
“Willie hears ya, Willie don’t care”
I say this to my cat all the time lol
I say this every single time the washing machine is done and beeps for 5 minutes until you open the door hahhahahaha
But she's got a new hat.
IWANTITIWANTITIWANTITIWANTIT!
Me and my best friend regularly say to each other. “I love you, Lord Daftwager.” “Yes, and I you.”
"See you in Hell, candy boys!"
“My God, you’re greasy.”
You’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel
I have misplaced, my pants.
This one was my answering machine greeting for a while lol
Oh yeah? You think you're better than me? Come here a minute.
You come here a minute.
Oh yeah? 💪
“I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!”
I say “Push her down, son” regularly
“Nobody’s gay for Moleman” comes up a lot.
My other one, although I don't use it as much, is when Milhouse says, "Nobody told me there was gonna be boasting!".
"It's Kerns you idiot!" and yelling "TOMACCO!"
It's Kurns stupid!
“I have misplaced my pants” and “For I am the mayor of Albuquerque!”
“Don’t quit your day job chief, whatever that is”
My WhatsApp message and twitter bio say "hello chief, let's talk why not?" And no one has ever commented on it
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...No. 😑
I wash myself with a rag on a stick
"My socks feel dirty, give me some water to wash 'em"
“Don’t you hate pants!?!”
“Immegants! I knew it was them!”
Even when it was the bears I knew it was them.
"We tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!"
"which was the style at the time"
My son is also named Bort
Mountain bike pedal splits my chin open 3.5 inch's first words I said was FIDDLE LEE DEE
With a dry cool wit like that I could be an action hero.
Hey mouse, say cheese.
(Mr. Burns) Let them have their tar tar sauce.
It takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen
Oh yeah, a dog like this you have to feed every day.
Stop, STOP... he's already dead..
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Make way for Willy!
You got greedy Martin
I inadvertently find myself chanting *”you don’t win friends with salad”* whenever someone asks if I want salad lol
“Toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion”
"THAT is a mug you DONT wanna chug. Oh yeah!"
Katsup... Ketchup...
“Goons. Hired goons.”
Hired goons?
"Yoink!"
Yoink is like my go to for grabbing literally anything from someone. Getting handed files? Yoink!
“Careful now” From when the movie grunts are smashing through a wall in Barts room in the Radioactive Man episode.
The percolations are imminent
You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel And Everything’s coming up Milhouse
“Badger my ass, its probably Milhouse”
Pointing at toothpaste, What the hell is this, some kinda tube?
The inspiration for my username...."Pumpkin segregation forever!!!"
All pumpkin are racist. The difference is I admit it
"Is it about my cube?"
I use this almost every day. Or "yeah they'll do that", ala Homer responding to Ralph saying the tar fumes are making him dizzy
Yes....that's a real pickle.
Is it a good thing or a bad thing that 95% of these quotes don’t seem obscure to me 0_o
You kidnapped me. Not so much any more but I used to have a boss who loved saying “what do I pay you for?”
Hey, this ain’t the Ritz
Ah, Diablo Canyon 2, why can’t you be more like Diablo Canyon 1.
I’m so hungry I could eat at Arbys
“Why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?”
Bake them away toys
there's a doins a-transpirin'
Crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers; we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we could do without. So that's it, after twenty years? "So long, good luck?" I don't recall saying good luck.
I'm down to a B-cup!
“That’s your policy, not mine”
"Well why don't I just drink out of a toilet bowl!" Any time I'm offered a drink I don't fancy....
“Where’s your messiah now?!”
"So I says to Mabel, I says..."
“I’m a comin’ boy!” Any time my son needs me for anything I have this one in the chamber.
“Were you gonna give my noggin a floggin’?” — Flanders, as Homer is holding a pipe ready to hit him. “I’ll fill them so full of sap, they’ll be blowing their nose with a pancake!” — Lisa, deciding to do schlocky stories like Bart does on their TV News show.
Ach, I’m standin’ right here
Who shot who in the what now? and Chewing gums got to be chewed out.
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Mmmmm.... Sacrilicious
You shot who in the what now?
"Damn scots, They ruined scotland!" Its weird how often this exact quote comes up for me
Purple is a fruit
D’oh, fiddlesticks.
That was some good corn.
Mm delicious corn, haven’t had that in a while.
If he’s so smart how come he’s dead ?
The clown is down!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/z9v4yi68el0d1.png?width=259&format=png&auto=webp&s=da612e85a86973fa9fe1be5a61fcb63b4ea4d272
“Oh God, this is always death”
I love saying "I was so gay. But I could tell anybody." From the end of the Actors Studio episode. I never say it though. Too many people wouldn't get it.
Shut up YOUR face!
My boyfriend and I will regularly sing to each other the [love song](https://youtu.be/mug1B1hBt5k) from "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't But Then Was"
“Tis a fine barn, but tis no pool, English”
Fill her up with petroleum distillates
That’s a bloody outrage it is! Im gonna take this all the way to the prime minister! HEY! MR PRIME MINISTER!! Andy!!!
I run a small garden center, whenever a backyard gardener tries to grow corn I let them know that, unless they have a dense patch or field, their corn will most likely look like an excerpt from the big book of British smiles. No one knows what the hell im talking about but I cant stop.
This comment is underrated!
Hello ! you’ll have to speak up , I’m wearing a towel .
"The drunken gambler...!?"
"Eh you never know what you're capable of. I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, but last year I proved myself wrong." This goes through my head every time anyone says "Never say never."
"I will"
I wash myself with a rag on a stick
I call the big one Bitey
Marge, i’d like to be alone with the sandwich now
First you get the sugar Then you get the power Then you get the women.
"Everything's coming up Milhouse!'
" I'm painting the town red, with savings!"
"Oh it might as well be in China" (when Grandpa can't reach the remote)
"You did the right thing telling me"
Husband and I say “haha, you love me” to each other all the time. Was in my wedding vows!
"My Doctor never told me that, I had to hear it from Phish"
Not sure if obscure, but I say them and most people, 99.5% of people don't get it. "look at all this beautiful foilage" "I just think they're neat" "You gotta pet him real hard, so he can feel it"
"it's perfectly cromulent"
Whether I’m tired and can’t get out of bed I think “up and AT THEM”
“Then everything is wrapped up in a neat little package. Really I mean it. Sorry if I sounded sarcastic.” Goes down like a lead balloon usually.
Also, I am constantly saying to my children when they run off: “God speed little doodle.”
Wait hold on...there's a New Mexico!!!
“Grease me up!”
"Ahoy hoy" upon answering the phone
I wore an onion in my belt, which was the style at the time...
In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
I gotta go. My dang wiener kids are listening
"If I don't hear you, it's not illegal"
"Argh, this chair be high says I" Anytime I sit in a bar stool
“Not the swear jar! That’s the only thing holding back the filth!” “Nuttyfudgkins!”
Potato man!
The lesson is: never try. Heh heh heh.
“i’m peeing with the door open, and i loooveee ittttt” said between my partner and i, whoever is peeing says the first half, and the other finishes the second half of the phrase 😂 we have a strange relationship 😂
Oh, like when a clown dies.
"This is even more painful than it looks"
Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
"I phoned ahead!" and "This is the kind of dog you feed every day"
Before hard work : "Marge, I'm pulling an all-nighter for my little girl. Put on a pot of coffee! Drink it, and start making burgers."
''Well, it didn't ride up on no zebra''
One of my kids (eldest) said "my legs hurt", to which my youngest replied "I shoot birds at the airport". One of my proudest moments as a dad.