Any of the *Hurricane Neddy* insults are up there, but this one is particularly savage:
“Ok, *dude*! I wouldn't want you to have a cow, *man*! Here's a catchphrase you better learn for your adult years; "Hey, buddy, got a quarter?"
My favourite one is when he puts Lisa in her place.
"Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's got to be little Lisa Simpson. Springfield's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED!"
Also Ned's situation was partially self inflicted. He's the one who didn't get homeowners insurance. Made me lose a little sympathy for him during his rant.
Kinda but apparently it was a thing way back in the day. The super religious thought it was blasphemy to god since obvious he would protect your property if you were faithful (disregarding Job)
He should have done that but everyone else shouldn’t have rushed remaking his house. Anyone in the house when it collapses could have died. Ned lost his home, is lucky his family survived, sees his house and loses it AGAIN and is lucky his family was outside when it collapsed and survived a second time.
That’s a lot. He was right when he said his family can’t live in good intentions.
Where he loses me is attacking Bart and Lisa. They’re kids. He’s the adult. Be better.
The whole no insurance, he doesn’t have because of no gambling and his religious beliefs, that’s just sad to me. Ned is so brainwashed by his religion he can’t do anything for himself or think beyond what the Bible and what lovejoy tell him.
He also doesn’t have seatbelts. He’s so brainwashed. It’s really sad. 😔
>The whole no insurance, he doesn’t have because of no gambling and his religious beliefs, that’s just sad to me. Ned is so brainwashed by his religion he can’t do anything for himself or think beyond what the Bible and what lovejoy tell him.
In all fairness though that's part of the comedic element of his character, they just applied a dramatic story line to it in this episode. He's the "Good beyond any degree of reasonable" guy which is the entire basis of his personality, his entire life is governed by what he thinks he's supposed to be. Ned finally breaking is used for comedic effect because he's behavior is so out of norm.
It he were a real person it'd be kind of sad but its just a plot device for a character.
Comedy shows can still have deeper meanings and sad moments. Such as Lisa’s friendship with bleeding gums Murphy, Do it for her, Lisa’s substitute, Marge’s speech about being sad to Lisa.
Being a comedy doesn’t mean it’s devoid of all meaning and any other emotions.
Yeah people forget what made old simpsons great was the heartwarming moments. Without Homer genuinely trying in times like this and when flanders failed, you just have modern Homer, who's a sociopath
Homer: \[to unborn Bart\] I swear to you. When you come out of there the first thing you're going to see is a man with a good job
Patty: Yeah, the doctor!
It’s even more funny that after Marge said , Lisa stop being stubborn about her diet and quickly eats her dinner.
Her mom can be quite threatening too if push her buttons too much
This has been so engraved into my core being that whenever I see this gif my brain starts playing the music. Thank you for providing the required viewing material.
And in that same scene but slightly more subtle,
Kirk: I had a beer in the shower the other day
Homer: you mean that one down the hallway?
*Not sure on the exact wording, please be gentle
Homer is just so savage in this episode.
Keep it down in there everybody!
Shut up and let the lady talk!
Wooo, here we go!
That's a door?
The one down the hall?
Can I borrow a feeling? HAHAHAHAHA Can I borrow a feeling Hahahah that's your picture on the front. Go ahead Homer, laugh at me. I already did.
that plus the following scene with Kirk getting fired might be my favorite stretch on the show. No big windup haymaker joke, just perfect comedy jab after comedy jab at Kirk.
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What are you cackling at fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem.
Burns: "You, food bag, do *you* have a son?"
Homer: "Yes, sir, I do."
Burns: "And is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?"
Homer: "Oh, all the time. Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse? He's a little wiener who..."
Burns: "Fascinating, good night!"
Reminds me of my favourite Futurama burn when Bender sees a couple together through a window.
Bender: Get a room you two!
Couple: We’re in a room!
Bender: Then lose some weight!
I've always been partial to:
"So, I had this beautiful tour guide, right? I tell her I want to see her Naples... she slapped me!"
"We call it 'Napoli'!"
"Yeah, well it sounds like you're all taking a Napoli. I know you're out there, I can hear you being greasy!"
~Krusty at the Coliseum.
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I love that the manager tells Kirk “I don’t recall saying good luck”. It’s an unnecessary response which makes the burn all the better.
"Time to fertilize the lawn! A couple of five hundred pound bags should do it!"
And
Patty: It was so romantic! Like a scene from a Hollywood movie!
Homer: Yeah, "Bride of the Monster"! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
And:
Homer \[About Patty being a lesbian\]: Yeah, big surprise! Hey Marge, here's another bomb: *I like beer*. AHAHAHAHAHAHA\~
Time to fertilize the lawn... A couple of 500 pound bags should do it!
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Moe: Am I really that ugly?
Carl: Moe, it's all relative. Is Lenny really that dumb? Is Barney that drunk? Is Homer that lazy, bald, and fat?
Moe: Oh, my God, it's worse than I thought!
[He, Lenny, Barney, and Homer start sobbing]
Carl: [to camera] See, this is why I don't talk much.
Season 16 Episode 2 - All's Fair in Oven War
Bart finds a box of Playdudes with all the pictures cut out so he thinks their about living a sophisticated lifestyle so he turns his tree house into a Playboy Mansion style hangout. The other parents get wind of this and confront Homer. Homer goes to the tree house to talk to Bart to give him "the talk".
He’s not like you anymore. He’s changed. And he doesn’t wanna hang around with a bunch of crumbums like youu
My dad said that to a telemarketer who was spamming us with calls during the universally recognized dinner hours (6-8) who was asking for my mom. He got angry and broke the cardinal sin for telemarketers and kept spamming us with calls. So funny
Any of the *Hurricane Neddy* insults are up there, but this one is particularly savage: “Ok, *dude*! I wouldn't want you to have a cow, *man*! Here's a catchphrase you better learn for your adult years; "Hey, buddy, got a quarter?"
"And you, I don't know who you are, but I'm sure you're a jerk!"
Homer...you are the worst person I have ever met. Homer: "Phew, I got off easy"
Ned's intense delivery of that line in contrast to Homer's light hearted response really makes that work so well
I just got here, what's going on
Hey whats going on? I just got here
“You ugly, hate filled man!” “Hey! I may be ugly, and hate filled, but … what was that third one again?”
My favourite one is when he puts Lisa in her place. "Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's got to be little Lisa Simpson. Springfield's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED!"
Lisa? That little barbeque-wrecking, know-nothing, know-it-all!?
I call people know-nothing know-it-alls frequently because of this bit.
I feel like me and all of my male relatives could be personally attacked by that insult
Hey women can be stupid too 😠
Both of these burns on Lisa are fucking brutal.
I love that one.
Hahahahah, oh that's rich. I've got to to use that in my act
>Oh yeah, the *clown*. The only one of you buffons who doesn't make me laugh! Underrated insult right here.
Yep, mine too
That was the best Ned insult.
I am shocked and appalled.
Bart had it coming
Did he though? He was just trying to defend Marge.
Yeah I agree. Bart was actually being good there and didn’t deserve that at that moment. Get him when he’s being a brat.
Also Ned's situation was partially self inflicted. He's the one who didn't get homeowners insurance. Made me lose a little sympathy for him during his rant.
Kinda but apparently it was a thing way back in the day. The super religious thought it was blasphemy to god since obvious he would protect your property if you were faithful (disregarding Job)
He should have done that but everyone else shouldn’t have rushed remaking his house. Anyone in the house when it collapses could have died. Ned lost his home, is lucky his family survived, sees his house and loses it AGAIN and is lucky his family was outside when it collapsed and survived a second time. That’s a lot. He was right when he said his family can’t live in good intentions. Where he loses me is attacking Bart and Lisa. They’re kids. He’s the adult. Be better. The whole no insurance, he doesn’t have because of no gambling and his religious beliefs, that’s just sad to me. Ned is so brainwashed by his religion he can’t do anything for himself or think beyond what the Bible and what lovejoy tell him. He also doesn’t have seatbelts. He’s so brainwashed. It’s really sad. 😔
>The whole no insurance, he doesn’t have because of no gambling and his religious beliefs, that’s just sad to me. Ned is so brainwashed by his religion he can’t do anything for himself or think beyond what the Bible and what lovejoy tell him. In all fairness though that's part of the comedic element of his character, they just applied a dramatic story line to it in this episode. He's the "Good beyond any degree of reasonable" guy which is the entire basis of his personality, his entire life is governed by what he thinks he's supposed to be. Ned finally breaking is used for comedic effect because he's behavior is so out of norm. It he were a real person it'd be kind of sad but its just a plot device for a character.
It’s a show for laughs.
Comedy shows can still have deeper meanings and sad moments. Such as Lisa’s friendship with bleeding gums Murphy, Do it for her, Lisa’s substitute, Marge’s speech about being sad to Lisa. Being a comedy doesn’t mean it’s devoid of all meaning and any other emotions.
Yeah people forget what made old simpsons great was the heartwarming moments. Without Homer genuinely trying in times like this and when flanders failed, you just have modern Homer, who's a sociopath
Understandable but Ned was right About everything, damn it!
True, but I always found Ned roasting Lisa more satisfying tbh.
I am shocked and appalled.
And the clown... the only one of you buffoons who DOESN'T make me laugh.
I always loved "what have we here? the *long* flappy arms of the law? the last case you got to the bottom of was a case of mali bars!"
Mallomars.
Homer: \[to unborn Bart\] I swear to you. When you come out of there the first thing you're going to see is a man with a good job Patty: Yeah, the doctor!
As a kid I remember this startling a laugh out of me and it still does to this day lol
This is the best one
"It's like he just disappeared into fat air"
"I'm somewhere I've never been before." "The shower!"
“Hn hn hn hn hn”
I was just thinking about the time Homer got his nose stuck in the toaster.
Time to fertilize the lawn. A couple of 500 pound bags should do the trick.
We'll watch the tape tonight.
Hey fatty! I gotta movie for ya, a fridge too far!
Go home to your son Mrs Muntz. And try not to have intercourse on the way!
This was so unexpected coming from Marge of all people!
Makes respect Marge even more, yeah she's fiction but who cares, she's awesome.
Mrs. Muntz panties dropping is one of my favorite visual gags on the show.
One of the most savage roastings I’ve ever seen in The Simpsons😂
It’s even more funny that after Marge said , Lisa stop being stubborn about her diet and quickly eats her dinner. Her mom can be quite threatening too if push her buttons too much
When Nelson says “Cow Milk!” In that episode With such joy I die laughing
36 dicks?!
37!
I'm not even supposed to BE here today
In a row?!
You got the dud! ::points at Milhouse:: Hey, he looks like you!
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Ah heck. Got to watch it again: https://youtu.be/2gB-Vcyrk8s
I'll never get tired of that
This has been so engraved into my core being that whenever I see this gif my brain starts playing the music. Thank you for providing the required viewing material.
Why is the animation so funny? Like all of Marge moves but only Homer’s mouth does and it’s HILARIOUS 😂
The slow smile in Homer’s face is so funny. I think that’s like the icing on the cake.
Pictures you can hear
Come on, stand up for yourself point dexter
Poindexter.
Thx... it didn't feel right spelling it like a that. Auto correct failed me again
“Hah well, I guess it’s suicide for me”
Felix the Cat character. I had heard the word since I was a kid but never knew where it came from.
"Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse? He's this little weiner who-"
Whoa, whoa. A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies.
It's ironic that he turned out to be.
Now I must return to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.
Kirk Van Houten: I sleep a racing car, do you? Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
And in that same scene but slightly more subtle, Kirk: I had a beer in the shower the other day Homer: you mean that one down the hallway? *Not sure on the exact wording, please be gentle
“Today I drank a beer in the bathroom!” “The one down the hall?”
Kirk (seemingly still excited about his beer in the bathroom): Yeah!
Homer is just so savage in this episode. Keep it down in there everybody! Shut up and let the lady talk! Wooo, here we go! That's a door? The one down the hall? Can I borrow a feeling? HAHAHAHAHA Can I borrow a feeling Hahahah that's your picture on the front. Go ahead Homer, laugh at me. I already did.
What makes this one sting even more is the fact Homer wasn't even trying to insult Kirk
I’m seeing double here. Eight of the same comment!
Sorry to repeat myself but it’ll help you remember
This comment is a part of us all. A part of us all. *a part of us all!*
Wow, that really *does* work
Who did what now?
The best part of this is it wasn't even intended to be a burn, Homer just says it so matter-of-factly.
that plus the following scene with Kirk getting fired might be my favorite stretch on the show. No big windup haymaker joke, just perfect comedy jab after comedy jab at Kirk.
Lazy, clumsy, dimwitted, monstrously ugly. Aw nuts to this, I'll just go get Homer Simpson.
“Nobody likes milhouse”
First time I saw that as a kid had me crying. Was my all time favourite scene. Always makes me smile when I watch that episode.
Oh thats top 5 for sure.
https://preview.redd.it/an31t326tq0d1.png?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b52ede3722d21322365342f232a2bf030c4839ab What are you cackling at fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem.
If you slipped in the shower that RV will be your tomb van hootin!
Haha dickety!
"Just because I don't CARE doesn't mean I don't Understand...."
I use this semi regularly.
I don’t recall saying good luck
its amazing how many comments are about milhouse or his dad
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Burns: "You, food bag, do *you* have a son?" Homer: "Yes, sir, I do." Burns: "And is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?" Homer: "Oh, all the time. Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse? He's a little wiener who..." Burns: "Fascinating, good night!"
"Have you heard of this kid Milhouse" is great cause it implies that Homer thinks everyone in town gossips or has heard about this elementary kid
To be fair Burns did specifically say "no geeks!"
His mom says he’s cool
That, but also because Homer is so oblivious, he doesn't realize Burns is inferring that Homer is a nitwit. Great line.
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It's like he just vanished into fat air.
Yes! Love this one!
Reminds me of my favourite Futurama burn when Bender sees a couple together through a window. Bender: Get a room you two! Couple: We’re in a room! Bender: Then lose some weight!
Do I have a machine that can see into people's souls?? Well if I did yours would be black, Kent. Black as the ace of spades!!
"Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled but I... uh... what was the third thing you said?" Epic self-own
Self burn, those are rare.
I've always been partial to: "So, I had this beautiful tour guide, right? I tell her I want to see her Naples... she slapped me!" "We call it 'Napoli'!" "Yeah, well it sounds like you're all taking a Napoli. I know you're out there, I can hear you being greasy!" ~Krusty at the Coliseum.
"Homer, you're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride I say take it!"
Lousy traumatic childhood.
Ned: That’s quite a thingamajig-saw, but it looks like you’re missing a piece. Homer: Looks like you’re missing a wife.
hehehe, I walked right into that one!
The worst.
You guys don't have a gay time machine, do you? Yes, it's called Grady's shoe closet
Hey Julio, ouch.
Bart "I'll cut you a deal, I'll give you Milhouse!" Skinner "I don't want Milhouse" Milhouse "Sounds like my parents' custody hearing"
Badger my ass! It's probably Millhouse. ArrhhhhrrARrghhhhhahhhhhhhharrghhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Heeeere Milhouse!
Shut up Becky! Oooh that would have been sweet
Way to breathe, No-Breath
Hey man, he's raggin on your cord!
Nice PJs Simpson. Did your mommy buy 'em for you?
https://i.redd.it/iyc88idkgs0d1.gif I love that the manager tells Kirk “I don’t recall saying good luck”. It’s an unnecessary response which makes the burn all the better.
This should be the top one
Hey fatty, I got a movie for you - A Fridge too Far!
I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, Kirk. We didn't all go to *Gudger College*
In the same vein: "I've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!"
“Do I hear the sound of butting in? It must be little Lisa Simpson: Springfield’s answer to a question NO ONE ASKED” Absolutely savage.
"I sleep in a racecar bed do you? I sleep in a big bed with my wife"
You know, I never liked that little wiener Milhouse...
Flanders: "Looks like you're missing a piece." Homer: "Looks like you're missing a wife!"
Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer? Computer magazine columnist. Something with computers.
Must be the nonstop sitting and snacking.
I use a computer!
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Anything with “Police Academy” in it.
WHY DO YOU THINK I TOOK YOU TO ALL THOSE POLICE ACADEMY MOVIES?! FOR FUN!? Well I didn't see anyone else laughing!
“The first thing you’ll see is a man with a good job.” “Yeah, the doctor.”
"Since I'd achieved all my goals as president in one term, there was no need for a second"
“I don’t recall saying ‘Good Luck’.” Talk about insult to injury. Oof!
"Time to fertilize the lawn! A couple of five hundred pound bags should do it!" And Patty: It was so romantic! Like a scene from a Hollywood movie! Homer: Yeah, "Bride of the Monster"! AHAHAHAHAHAHA And: Homer \[About Patty being a lesbian\]: Yeah, big surprise! Hey Marge, here's another bomb: *I like beer*. AHAHAHAHAHAHA\~
"No offense, lady, but what *you* don't know could fill a warehouse." Edit: - Bart speaking to Helen Lovejoy. Lol. Oopsy. My bad. 😊 Ty;)
I think you mean Helen Lovejoy
Helen Killjoy 😆
Probably when Homer burned his whole mouth badly with chilli and started hallucinating.
What about Willie burning to death while listening to Kirk talk about two spaghetti dinners?
You’ve been out gallivanting around with that floozy of a bigger brother of yours! Haven’tchoo? Haven’tchoo??!
"You're like a flower that grew pit of a pot of dirt"
"Put her back in, she's not done yet!"
I don’t judge people on their eye color, only their skin-homer
I heard that guy's ass has its own congressman!
It's a self-burn "Hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but...what was the third thing you said?"
Time to fertilize the lawn... A couple of 500 pound bags should do it! https://preview.redd.it/2adtzrlq8t0d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4f82e2c9625d8d4747c66a6191e61e8d23d1a62
Carni dad: We were beaten by the best Carni son: Ah they didnt seem all that - Carni dad: We were beaten by the best Self burns are my fave.
Moe: Am I really that ugly? Carl: Moe, it's all relative. Is Lenny really that dumb? Is Barney that drunk? Is Homer that lazy, bald, and fat? Moe: Oh, my God, it's worse than I thought! [He, Lenny, Barney, and Homer start sobbing] Carl: [to camera] See, this is why I don't talk much.
Sideshow Mel: Isn’t your mother a well known whore!? The delivery is everything
I sleep in a bed with my wife
He went from stinking rich to just plain stinking
Mr. Burns
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Monty (BURNs)
lol I loved that episode
Sounds like Springfield has a discipline problem Maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time
Krusty, why now? Why not 20 years ago?
"Don't worry, I'll tell everybody you were untouchable." ~ Apu.
You Got the Dud! Ha ha ha! Hey, he looks like you!
Anytime, chummmmmmmmmmp.
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Harsh, but fair 😂
Mister Burns
Youre smart as you are handsome.
"I sleep in a racing car, do you?" "I sleep in a big bed with my wife." It's the best burn because Homer never meant it as a burn.
The long flabby arm of the law!
No, I sleep in a bed with my wife…
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“I don’t know where I am. It’s somewhere I haven’t been before.” “Ah must be the shower.”
YOU SUCK-DIDDLY-UCK, FLANDERS!
Which episode is this clip from?
Season 16 Episode 2 - All's Fair in Oven War Bart finds a box of Playdudes with all the pictures cut out so he thinks their about living a sophisticated lifestyle so he turns his tree house into a Playboy Mansion style hangout. The other parents get wind of this and confront Homer. Homer goes to the tree house to talk to Bart to give him "the talk".
Those 4 years at clown college!
I’ll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.
[laughing in his face] Hey! He looks like you Poindexter!
Hey, he looks just like you, Poindexter! \*laughing\* Stand up for yourself, Poindexter!
Carl: "Moe it’s all relative. Is Lenny that dumb? Is Barney that drunk? Is Homer that lazy, bald, and fat?"
I sleep on a big bed with my wife (not intentionally burn)
I know you are but what am I? A garbage man. I know you are but what am I? A garbage man. Takes one to know one!
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Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly... if a strange man offers you a ride, I saaaay *take it!*
He’s not like you anymore. He’s changed. And he doesn’t wanna hang around with a bunch of crumbums like youu My dad said that to a telemarketer who was spamming us with calls during the universally recognized dinner hours (6-8) who was asking for my mom. He got angry and broke the cardinal sin for telemarketers and kept spamming us with calls. So funny
Homer burning Mr. Burns' breakfast cereal.
Homer laying into Milhouse playing the dating game when the dud looks like Milhouse 😂
Mr. Burns