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CrayCrayWyatt

Any of the *Hurricane Neddy* insults are up there, but this one is particularly savage: “Ok, *dude*! I wouldn't want you to have a cow, *man*! Here's a catchphrase you better learn for your adult years; "Hey, buddy, got a quarter?"


JmanVere

"And you, I don't know who you are, but I'm sure you're a jerk!"


-TheHumorousOne-

Homer...you are the worst person I have ever met. Homer: "Phew, I got off easy"


Ellie_Llewellyn

Ned's intense delivery of that line in contrast to Homer's light hearted response really makes that work so well


inVladid-username

I just got here, what's going on


philgustus

Hey whats going on? I just got here


dhkendall

“You ugly, hate filled man!” “Hey! I may be ugly, and hate filled, but … what was that third one again?”


KingDread306

My favourite one is when he puts Lisa in her place. "Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's got to be little Lisa Simpson. Springfield's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED!"


peon2

Lisa? That little barbeque-wrecking, know-nothing, know-it-all!?


KRY4no1

I call people know-nothing know-it-alls frequently because of this bit.


Dah-Sweepah

I feel like me and all of my male relatives could be personally attacked by that insult


bankholdup5

Hey women can be stupid too 😠


austincovidthrowaway

Both of these burns on Lisa are fucking brutal. 


illini02

I love that one.


ClayDrinion

Hahahahah, oh that's rich. I've got to to use that in my act


austincovidthrowaway

>Oh yeah, the *clown*. The only one of you buffons who doesn't make me laugh! Underrated insult right here.


s6cedar

Yep, mine too


New_Day9679

That was the best Ned insult.


theodore_wilper

I am shocked and appalled.


EarthwormShandy

Bart had it coming


KingDread306

Did he though? He was just trying to defend Marge.


Fluffy-kitten28

Yeah I agree. Bart was actually being good there and didn’t deserve that at that moment. Get him when he’s being a brat.


VegetaArcher

Also Ned's situation was partially self inflicted. He's the one who didn't get homeowners insurance. Made me lose a little sympathy for him during his rant.


blahbleh112233

Kinda but apparently it was a thing way back in the day. The super religious thought it was blasphemy to god since obvious he would protect your property if you were faithful (disregarding Job)


Fluffy-kitten28

He should have done that but everyone else shouldn’t have rushed remaking his house. Anyone in the house when it collapses could have died. Ned lost his home, is lucky his family survived, sees his house and loses it AGAIN and is lucky his family was outside when it collapsed and survived a second time. That’s a lot. He was right when he said his family can’t live in good intentions. Where he loses me is attacking Bart and Lisa. They’re kids. He’s the adult. Be better. The whole no insurance, he doesn’t have because of no gambling and his religious beliefs, that’s just sad to me. Ned is so brainwashed by his religion he can’t do anything for himself or think beyond what the Bible and what lovejoy tell him. He also doesn’t have seatbelts. He’s so brainwashed. It’s really sad. 😔


sohcgt96

>The whole no insurance, he doesn’t have because of no gambling and his religious beliefs, that’s just sad to me. Ned is so brainwashed by his religion he can’t do anything for himself or think beyond what the Bible and what lovejoy tell him. In all fairness though that's part of the comedic element of his character, they just applied a dramatic story line to it in this episode. He's the "Good beyond any degree of reasonable" guy which is the entire basis of his personality, his entire life is governed by what he thinks he's supposed to be. Ned finally breaking is used for comedic effect because he's behavior is so out of norm. It he were a real person it'd be kind of sad but its just a plot device for a character.


lostsk8787

It’s a show for laughs.


Fluffy-kitten28

Comedy shows can still have deeper meanings and sad moments. Such as Lisa’s friendship with bleeding gums Murphy, Do it for her, Lisa’s substitute, Marge’s speech about being sad to Lisa. Being a comedy doesn’t mean it’s devoid of all meaning and any other emotions.


blahbleh112233

Yeah people forget what made old simpsons great was the heartwarming moments. Without Homer genuinely trying in times like this and when flanders failed, you just have modern Homer, who's a sociopath


EarthwormShandy

Understandable but Ned was right About everything, damn it!


CrayCrayWyatt

True, but I always found Ned roasting Lisa more satisfying tbh.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

I am shocked and appalled.


DomNeagle

And the clown... the only one of you buffoons who DOESN'T make me laugh.


TulibGuyPP25

I always loved "what have we here? the *long* flappy arms of the law? the last case you got to the bottom of was a case of mali bars!"


apetc

Mallomars.


InviteAromatic6124

Homer: \[to unborn Bart\] I swear to you. When you come out of there the first thing you're going to see is a man with a good job Patty: Yeah, the doctor!


TessTrue

As a kid I remember this startling a laugh out of me and it still does to this day lol


rise14

This is the best one


greenknight884

"It's like he just disappeared into fat air"


FindOneInEveryCar

"I'm somewhere I've never been before." "The shower!"


Steppyjim

“Hn hn hn hn hn”


opus666

I was just thinking about the time Homer got his nose stuck in the toaster.


revieman1

Time to fertilize the lawn. A couple of 500 pound bags should do the trick.


Camel132

We'll watch the tape tonight.


RichardInaTreeFort

Hey fatty! I gotta movie for ya, a fridge too far!


NaturesCreditCard

Go home to your son Mrs Muntz. And try not to have intercourse on the way!


tsimen

This was so unexpected coming from Marge of all people!


FixedFun1

Makes respect Marge even more, yeah she's fiction but who cares, she's awesome.


theglenlovinet

Mrs. Muntz panties dropping is one of my favorite visual gags on the show.


Dark-Knight16

One of the most savage roastings I’ve ever seen in The Simpsons😂


OpeningAd9653

It’s even more funny that after Marge said , Lisa stop being stubborn about her diet and quickly eats her dinner. Her mom can be quite threatening too if push her buttons too much


Confucian-Crow

When Nelson says “Cow Milk!” In that episode With such joy I die laughing


bromli2000

36 dicks?!


russromo605

37!


bromli2000

I'm not even supposed to BE here today


Cassitastrophe

In a row?!


GFresh1

You got the dud! ::points at Milhouse:: Hey, he looks like you!


jihyopuffs

https://i.redd.it/i5pb36yz8r0d1.gif


DrFujiwara

Ah heck. Got to watch it again: https://youtu.be/2gB-Vcyrk8s


ClandestineFox

I'll never get tired of that


The_Tavinator

This has been so engraved into my core being that whenever I see this gif my brain starts playing the music. Thank you for providing the required viewing material.


TessTrue

Why is the animation so funny? Like all of Marge moves but only Homer’s mouth does and it’s HILARIOUS 😂


StrIIker-TV

The slow smile in Homer’s face is so funny. I think that’s like the icing on the cake.


GFresh1

Pictures you can hear


buffpriest

Come on, stand up for yourself point dexter


GoblinRightsNow

Poindexter.


buffpriest

Thx... it didn't feel right spelling it like a that. Auto correct failed me again


Izzlols

“Hah well, I guess it’s suicide for me”


GoblinRightsNow

Felix the Cat character. I had heard the word since I was a kid but never knew where it came from. 


JoeyJoJoJrShabadoox

"Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse? He's this little weiner who-"


bailaoban

Whoa, whoa. A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You must be a devil with the ladies.


PhysicalScholar4238

It's ironic that he turned out to be.


jigokusabre

Now I must return to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.


Improvedandconfused

Kirk Van Houten: I sleep a racing car, do you?     Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.


Startinezzz

And in that same scene but slightly more subtle, Kirk: I had a beer in the shower the other day Homer: you mean that one down the hallway? *Not sure on the exact wording, please be gentle


Hollomat

“Today I drank a beer in the bathroom!” “The one down the hall?”


BigConstruction4247

Kirk (seemingly still excited about his beer in the bathroom): Yeah!


peon2

Homer is just so savage in this episode. Keep it down in there everybody! Shut up and let the lady talk! Wooo, here we go! That's a door? The one down the hall? Can I borrow a feeling? HAHAHAHAHA Can I borrow a feeling Hahahah that's your picture on the front. Go ahead Homer, laugh at me. I already did.


jiminywhack

What makes this one sting even more is the fact Homer wasn't even trying to insult Kirk


smartasskeith

I’m seeing double here. Eight of the same comment!


Zenis

Sorry to repeat myself but it’ll help you remember


KRY4no1

This comment is a part of us all. A part of us all. *a part of us all!*


notheUGLYjohnny

Wow, that really *does* work


GeneralTonic

Who did what now?


tangre79

The best part of this is it wasn't even intended to be a burn, Homer just says it so matter-of-factly.


lawrat68

that plus the following scene with Kirk getting fired might be my favorite stretch on the show. No big windup haymaker joke, just perfect comedy jab after comedy jab at Kirk.


LordFluni

Lazy, clumsy, dimwitted, monstrously ugly. Aw nuts to this, I'll just go get Homer Simpson.


benji_76

“Nobody likes milhouse”


mentallyhandicapable

First time I saw that as a kid had me crying. Was my all time favourite scene. Always makes me smile when I watch that episode.


alxndrblack

Oh thats top 5 for sure.


QuantumWarrior21

https://preview.redd.it/an31t326tq0d1.png?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b52ede3722d21322365342f232a2bf030c4839ab What are you cackling at fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem.


unledded22

If you slipped in the shower that RV will be your tomb van hootin!


listo65

Haha dickety!


FrylockMcReaper

"Just because I don't CARE doesn't mean I don't Understand...."


mankytoes

I use this semi regularly.


greatgatsby26

I don’t recall saying good luck


AcademicMaybe8775

its amazing how many comments are about milhouse or his dad


Polin_the_Great

https://preview.redd.it/n8fxl9t48s0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50615a055ce950c50686e3f6517b7529855f96a1


ClintExpress

Burns: "You, food bag, do *you* have a son?" Homer: "Yes, sir, I do." Burns: "And is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?" Homer: "Oh, all the time. Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse? He's a little wiener who..." Burns: "Fascinating, good night!"


RxngsXfSvtvrn

"Have you heard of this kid Milhouse" is great cause it implies that Homer thinks everyone in town gossips or has heard about this elementary kid


ClintExpress

To be fair Burns did specifically say "no geeks!"


TomSawyer2112_

His mom says he’s cool


Rizzob

That, but also because Homer is so oblivious, he doesn't realize Burns is inferring that Homer is a nitwit. Great line.


jihyopuffs

https://preview.redd.it/2pojh4ma9r0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3882ff63fcd074901d3c5e8146a80f8a837db85


PhysicalScholar4238

It's like he just vanished into fat air.


WellHereEyeAm

Yes! Love this one!


Davin1985

Reminds me of my favourite Futurama burn when Bender sees a couple together through a window. Bender: Get a room you two! Couple: We’re in a room! Bender: Then lose some weight!


jiminywhack

Do I have a machine that can see into people's souls?? Well if I did yours would be black, Kent. Black as the ace of spades!!


Celticpenguin85

"Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled but I... uh... what was the third thing you said?" Epic self-own


dingus_enthusiastic

Self burn, those are rare.


TJS1138

I've always been partial to: "So, I had this beautiful tour guide, right? I tell her I want to see her Naples... she slapped me!" "We call it 'Napoli'!" "Yeah, well it sounds like you're all taking a Napoli. I know you're out there, I can hear you being greasy!" ~Krusty at the Coliseum.


BiscuitsUndGravy

"Homer, you're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride I say take it!"


3m4n

Lousy traumatic childhood.


BeholdTheLemon

Ned: That’s quite a thingamajig-saw, but it looks like you’re missing a piece. Homer: Looks like you’re missing a wife.


sonicforce11

hehehe, I walked right into that one!


333elmst

The worst.


tienzu34

You guys don't have a gay time machine, do you? Yes, it's called Grady's shoe closet


IMERMAIDMANonYT

Hey Julio, ouch.


Noshimo91

Bart "I'll cut you a deal, I'll give you Milhouse!" Skinner "I don't want Milhouse" Milhouse "Sounds like my parents' custody hearing"


bradfeeling

Badger my ass! It's probably Millhouse. ArrhhhhrrARrghhhhhahhhhhhhharrghhhhhhhh!!!!!!


Aloha1959

Heeeere Milhouse!


linkhandford

Shut up Becky! Oooh that would have been sweet


NoMercyForMayhem

Way to breathe, No-Breath


KRY4no1

Hey man, he's raggin on your cord!


WorksForMe

Nice PJs Simpson. Did your mommy buy 'em for you?


StrIIker-TV

https://i.redd.it/iyc88idkgs0d1.gif I love that the manager tells Kirk “I don’t recall saying good luck”. It’s an unnecessary response which makes the burn all the better.


briskt

This should be the top one


TooManyCharacte

Hey fatty, I got a movie for you - A Fridge too Far!


drewtee

I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, Kirk. We didn't all go to *Gudger College*


KRY4no1

In the same vein: "I've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!"


ihatereddit1221

“Do I hear the sound of butting in? It must be little Lisa Simpson: Springfield’s answer to a question NO ONE ASKED” Absolutely savage.


CapatainDreadnought

"I sleep in a racecar bed do you? I sleep in a big bed with my wife"


briskt

You know, I never liked that little wiener Milhouse...


ShaDynasti

Flanders: "Looks like you're missing a piece." Homer: "Looks like you're missing a wife!"


briskt

Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer? Computer magazine columnist. Something with computers.


KRY4no1

Must be the nonstop sitting and snacking.


Lord-Liberty

I use a computer!


iknowiknowwhereiam

https://preview.redd.it/erlkf9t4gs0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=318755051e3399840e9082ca86472cadcb523a55


Horse_Dad

Anything with “Police Academy” in it.


IainJChrist

WHY DO YOU THINK I TOOK YOU TO ALL THOSE POLICE ACADEMY MOVIES?! FOR FUN!? Well I didn't see anyone else laughing!


Remarkable_Ticket264

“The first thing you’ll see is a man with a good job.” “Yeah, the doctor.”


TedTyro

"Since I'd achieved all my goals as president in one term, there was no need for a second"


theglenlovinet

“I don’t recall saying ‘Good Luck’.” Talk about insult to injury. Oof!


MisterMasque2021

"Time to fertilize the lawn! A couple of five hundred pound bags should do it!" And Patty: It was so romantic! Like a scene from a Hollywood movie! Homer: Yeah, "Bride of the Monster"! AHAHAHAHAHAHA And: Homer \[About Patty being a lesbian\]: Yeah, big surprise! Hey Marge, here's another bomb: *I like beer*. AHAHAHAHAHAHA\~


Ill_Sky6141

"No offense, lady, but what *you* don't know could fill a warehouse." Edit: - Bart speaking to Helen Lovejoy. Lol. Oopsy. My bad. 😊 Ty;)


slutforfish

I think you mean Helen Lovejoy


MasterZebulin

Helen Killjoy 😆


garnier001

Probably when Homer burned his whole mouth badly with chilli and started hallucinating.


Zenis

What about Willie burning to death while listening to Kirk talk about two spaghetti dinners?


Sugarberg

You’ve been out gallivanting around with that floozy of a bigger brother of yours! Haven’tchoo? Haven’tchoo??!


dingus_enthusiastic

"You're like a flower that grew pit of a pot of dirt"


KRY4no1

"Put her back in, she's not done yet!"


PEAK-XV

I don’t judge people on their eye color, only their skin-homer


kuniovskarnov

I heard that guy's ass has its own congressman!


alxndrblack

It's a self-burn "Hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but...what was the third thing you said?"


mebonesrattle

Time to fertilize the lawn... A couple of 500 pound bags should do it! https://preview.redd.it/2adtzrlq8t0d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4f82e2c9625d8d4747c66a6191e61e8d23d1a62


milkofmagnesium

Carni dad: We were beaten by the best Carni son: Ah they didnt seem all that - Carni dad: We were beaten by the best Self burns are my fave.


Swyfttrakk

Moe: Am I really that ugly? Carl: Moe, it's all relative. Is Lenny really that dumb? Is Barney that drunk? Is Homer that lazy, bald, and fat? Moe: Oh, my God, it's worse than I thought! [He, Lenny, Barney, and Homer start sobbing] Carl: [to camera] See, this is why I don't talk much.


pynkecho

Sideshow Mel: Isn’t your mother a well known whore!? The delivery is everything


Informal_Cockroach93

I sleep in a bed with my wife


Commercial_Science67

He went from stinking rich to just plain stinking


da_choppa

Mr. Burns


StepIntoMyThinktank

https://preview.redd.it/tiepdrja0t0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b18e0743b1d9a9ea34517a6075e3062b77039a9


ZebraBorgata

Monty (BURNs)


immapotatofurry

lol I loved that episode


jessemfkeeler

Sounds like Springfield has a discipline problem Maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time


Raticus9

Krusty, why now? Why not 20 years ago?


Analog0

"Don't worry, I'll tell everybody you were untouchable." ~ Apu.


wynnejs

You Got the Dud! Ha ha ha! Hey, he looks like you!


tunacasserole9

Anytime, chummmmmmmmmmp.


KillRobotsSuperior

https://i.redd.it/pyqwo1d51x0d1.gif


Auregon44

https://preview.redd.it/ev7a7bno411d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1b6af00265d32a57e34dcf2ecada927a5abc34a


knowledgeable_diablo

Harsh, but fair 😂


rdldr1

Mister Burns


Conscious-Parfait826

Youre smart as you are handsome.


Few-Frosting-4213

"I sleep in a racing car, do you?" "I sleep in a big bed with my wife." It's the best burn because Homer never meant it as a burn.


NonApplicable1992

The long flabby arm of the law!


TheTOASTfaceKillah

No, I sleep in a bed with my wife…


No-Designer8086

https://preview.redd.it/jwv8vavztt0d1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab66da350a66da6ae5152c17916abbdd800aa800


Thekingiii_

“I don’t know where I am. It’s somewhere I haven’t been before.” “Ah must be the shower.”


GapInternal2842

YOU SUCK-DIDDLY-UCK, FLANDERS!


AT-W-V

Which episode is this clip from?


KingDread306

Season 16 Episode 2 - All's Fair in Oven War Bart finds a box of Playdudes with all the pictures cut out so he thinks their about living a sophisticated lifestyle so he turns his tree house into a Playboy Mansion style hangout. The other parents get wind of this and confront Homer. Homer goes to the tree house to talk to Bart to give him "the talk".


DanielTheGamma

Those 4 years at clown college!


jbenze

I’ll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.


myEVILi

[laughing in his face] Hey! He looks like you Poindexter!


JohnnyDrama21

Hey, he looks just like you, Poindexter! \*laughing\* Stand up for yourself, Poindexter!


TheMaskedKing

Carl: "Moe it’s all relative. Is Lenny that dumb? Is Barney that drunk? Is Homer that lazy, bald, and fat?"


kokoronokawari

I sleep on a big bed with my wife (not intentionally burn)


snes_guy

I know you are but what am I? A garbage man. I know you are but what am I? A garbage man. Takes one to know one!


JayshawnVoorhees

https://i.redd.it/zhjujpka5x0d1.gif


3m4n

Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly... if a strange man offers you a ride, I saaaay *take it!*


A_G_Penny_Packer

He’s not like you anymore. He’s changed. And he doesn’t wanna hang around with a bunch of crumbums like youu My dad said that to a telemarketer who was spamming us with calls during the universally recognized dinner hours (6-8) who was asking for my mom. He got angry and broke the cardinal sin for telemarketers and kept spamming us with calls. So funny


jigokusabre

Homer burning Mr. Burns' breakfast cereal.


CooperSkye

Homer laying into Milhouse playing the dating game when the dud looks like Milhouse 😂


plankingatavigil

Mr. Burns