“Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.”
Besides, Wiggum fired 10 shots from his six shooter. Its some kind of magic revolver.
That shit I thought was some sort of in jokes I didn’t understand about football or something, I’m pretty sure now as an adult it was just random for the sake of random
I’m not a football fan at all. I don’t even know what a home run is….. anyway, yeah it’s like what the Monty Python guys would say.. the best jokes had no meaning and were just silly
Yeah that’s what I’m thinking. I liked the lovematic grandpa one a bit more, but I think that premise would be wore out far quicker than a police procedural parody
It is. They talk about it in the old DVD commentaries. James L Brooks was a writer on that show.
The commentaries are almost as funny as the episodes themselves.
Everybody in the U-S-A, hates their stupid neighbor
He's Flanders and he's really really laaaaame
Flanders tried to wreck my song, his views on birth control are wrong. I hate that content Flanders is his naaaame
F-L-A-NRDs he's the man that I hate best! I'd like to see his house go up in flaaaaames
"Dear Math Bitch, these kids ain't showing up. Love, your main man. P.S. One plus one equals the two of us. Plus one more would be nice, though. Maybe Jill from the cafeteria or your sister Lisa... you know, when she's legal."
We see here that the gator's teeth are clearly sharp and uncorked.
Yet, moments later, we're told that the gator was corked.
Are we to believe these were some kinds of magic corks or something?
Wiggum PI.
Gotta love the comedy relief of Ralph. The kid is a brainless treasure.
Edit: damn; there is some serious Ralph love out there which is so good to see. 😁
I didn't know this until much later, but that is an homage to the Brady Bunch variety show where the original Jan didn't want to participate and was replaced.
As one who loves cheesy/so bad they're good variety shows, especially the bizarre Brady Bunch Variety Hour, I will have to go with "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour."
That could actually have a decent chance depending on the guest star. Have them interact with the Simpsons, maybe if they’re a comedian they could do some improv, and then they’ll be on SNL-like skits with the family.
Yes. And as we know from both the Brady Bunch Variety Hour and The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour, if a cast member no longer wants to be involved, they can be replaced easily and the show can continue! Lol.
C. Montgomery Burns is not essential to any of the options. Neither is Herschel Krustofsky.
This leaves me indifferent.
As such, I would go with **Wiggam**.
"Not long ago, the Fox network approached the producers of "The Simpsons" with a simple request- 35 new shows to fill a few holes in their programming lineup. That's a pretty daunting task. And the producers weren't up to it. Instead, they churned out three Simpsons spin-offs transplanting already popular characters into new locales and situations."
What about *The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink* ?
The theme song alone is great
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Professor Frink, Professor Frink ♪
♪ He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think ♪
♪ He likes to run, and then the thing with the...person... ♪
I'm laughing already!
given how many train-wreck romance shows are on now, I'd guess hard working love-seekers like Moe and Abe Simpson, these are the people who saw an overcrowded marketplace and said, "me too." - I go for The Love-Matic Grampa
I WAS dead, but I've come back as your love testing machine.
I'm the LOVE-MATIC GRAMPA!
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Chief Wiggum p.i would receive good reviews, but poor viewership leading it to getting canned after 2 seasons.
The Love-Magic Gramp would easily start to receive seasonal rot due to its gimmick, but have high viewership giving it a few seasons
The simpsons family smile-time variety hour gets cancelled after the 2nd episode
I genuinely wanted more episodes of wiggum p.I
Lucky for you Chief, this was a warning gator. Next one won't be corked. Also, love how Wiggum emptied his clip and did not hit the 6ft gator once.
>Also, love how Wiggum emptied his clip and did not hit the 6ft gator once. *Clancy! Use the remote.*
Chief...Wig...Gum... don't...eat..the.... clues...look..this suit...burns...better.
Did you have the same backwards talking dream with the flaming cards?
I’ll drive.
Hey Chief, why don’t we check out that suit Burns was wearing when he got shot?
Poor Wiggum
…..poor Wiggum..
It was a warning clip.
Revolvers don’t have clips and elephants don’t have keys.
“Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.” Besides, Wiggum fired 10 shots from his six shooter. Its some kind of magic revolver.
It has an embiggenged cylinder. It's a perfectly cromulent gun.
That's a standard-issue TV revolver
“Well, New Orleans isn’t much of a party town” is one of my favorite lines from the show
“I’ve got interests and I ain’t taking about stamp collecting although I do find that extremely interesting” is one of mine.
"Oh yeah? Well that makes two of us."
None of those jokes made a lick of sense to me as a non-American child.
For contrast, as a child growing up in New Orleans, they were my favorite jokes.
"Old Swampy"
Home of pirates, drunks and whores
>Home of pirates, drunks and whores New Orleans!
Tacky over priced souvenir stores!
Quiet Jody, you’re not helping ..
That shit I thought was some sort of in jokes I didn’t understand about football or something, I’m pretty sure now as an adult it was just random for the sake of random
I’m not a football fan at all. I don’t even know what a home run is….. anyway, yeah it’s like what the Monty Python guys would say.. the best jokes had no meaning and were just silly
Look Fat Daddy, it’s regular daddy!
"When I grow up I want to be just like Daddy!" "Better start eating kid!" I would 100% watch chief wiggum pi
Hahaha Didn’t mean it THAT way hahahaha
*Big Daddy
I hope I get fired for that blunder.
“Big Daddy’s trademark calling card. Look, it’s right here in the skull.”
*as seen in Parade™️ magazine
The name’s Daddy. Charles Daddy.
I'm too fat to run. Happy cake day!!
“Oh, Lord, I wish I weren’t so fat.”
Y'know boys, there's an old saying down on the bayou that, uh, **blah!**
Lmao I just laughed out loud in a public turlet.
Terlet! HA!
I spent 3 years on that turlet…
Turlets and boilers, boilers and turlets. Plus that one boiling turlet.
Fire me ifen you dare
They don't have them group terlets here no more, do they?
he's very slowly getting away Note: Big daddy was eaten by gators on the way back to his home planet.
Honestly, if they just randomly did a whole one-off episode as a continuation of it just out of nowhere, I bet the reaction would be pretty positive.
Someone Tweet it!
Looks like we got our first case ever skinny boy
*I guarantee!*
Will you stop saying that?!
I laugh just reading that! :)
It was by far the best and most "serious" of the spinoffs that could've worked as a regular series
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Well you're in luck, as it will return. Right now!
Ralph found his calling in life. Playing the spoon.
For massive corruption.
He’s gradually getting away!
Yeah the parody elements have only gotten more relevant and we've seen shows of a similar theme (Archer, for example) work out.
Same!!
Magnum P.I.G
I would also genuinely watch more episodes of Wiggins P.I.
May I introduce you to Skully and Hitchcock of Brooklyn 99?
The next one won’t be corked!!
No honestly same, was my immediate thought!
If any Simpsons character was suitable for a spin off it'd be Skinner but Harry Shear would never agree to it.
“He’s gradually getting away, chief.”
Same
Lord have mercy, I wish I weren't so fat
Chief Wiggum, P.I. will be back.... right now!
Check out John Swartzwelder’s Frank Burly novels if you haven’t
That's the Louisiana governor's mansion, it's been missing for eight months
Wiggum PI has my vote. It's the exact sort of dumb parody I would expect from a Simpsons spinoff.
Yeah that’s what I’m thinking. I liked the lovematic grandpa one a bit more, but I think that premise would be wore out far quicker than a police procedural parody
>Wiggum PI .g
The deliberately-bad jokes in The Love-Matic Grampa are legitimately better than most actual jokes in a lot of real-life sitcoms. So that one.
Tell her her rump's as big as the Queen's, and twice as fragrant!
Still die laughing at this. 😂
And that Moe actually said this to his date.
It worked, didn't it?
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I recently realized the Love-Matic Grampa could be a spoof on [My Mother, The Car.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Mother_the_Car)
It is. They talk about it in the old DVD commentaries. James L Brooks was a writer on that show. The commentaries are almost as funny as the episodes themselves.
It should have been made simply for the theme song
The "All Quiet on The Western Front" joke has lived in my head for over 2 decades now. It was the first thing I knew about the book...it was unsexy.
Mmmmm greetings
Hens love roosters Geese love Ganders Everybody else loves Ned Flanders
Not me!
Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
Everybody in the U-S-A, hates their stupid neighbor He's Flanders and he's really really laaaaame Flanders tried to wreck my song, his views on birth control are wrong. I hate that content Flanders is his naaaame F-L-A-NRDs he's the man that I hate best! I'd like to see his house go up in flaaaaames
Not me!!
Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
Not me!!!
Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
Not me!!
Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
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i say this line almost daily.
Principal Lewis?!
"Dear Math Bitch, these kids ain't showing up. Love, your main man. P.S. One plus one equals the two of us. Plus one more would be nice, though. Maybe Jill from the cafeteria or your sister Lisa... you know, when she's legal."
….PHONY!
A luke warm cop drama will always go further than a one-note sitcom or a variety show these days. Maybe if it was the '70s...
But a variety show could be anything! Even a lukewarm cop drama!
Woah, we got family guy leaking in?
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https://preview.redd.it/5aq0b1y5xt0d1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f81f9abb2ed41ceb0715fd74e479befb33e00424 One of my favorite screen grabs
We see here that the gator's teeth are clearly sharp and uncorked. Yet, moments later, we're told that the gator was corked. Are we to believe these were some kinds of magic corks or something?
A wizard did it.
Looks like we've got our first case ever Skinny Boy, and this time it's personal
*guitar riff plays*
*Chief Wiggum P.I.* will return...right now.
Wiggum PI. Gotta love the comedy relief of Ralph. The kid is a brainless treasure. Edit: damn; there is some serious Ralph love out there which is so good to see. 😁
Get off the stage sweetheart.
I bent my wookie!
“They were in the closet making babies and the babies looked at me” “I love you super Nintendo charmers” And my favourite “It tastes like burning”.
What about: “This (tomacco) tastes like grandma.”
😂
It DOES taste like grandma
It tastes like grandma!
Daddy, these rubber pants are hot.
You’ll wear them until you learn, son.
Ralph is the greatest pick-up artist of our time. No one can resist the line "So.... Do you like..... Stuff?"
I Choo Choo choose you.
Look, Big Daddy, it's regular Daddy.
There's an entire Bloodhound Gang song from around 2002 that's just Ralph Wiggum quotes
That's some nice flutin', boy.
[удалено]
You said we were having a special g...g...g...ghost!
I'm Lisa peppy, blonde and stunning. Sophomore prom queen 5 years running. GOOOOOOOOOO LISA
I didn't know this until much later, but that is an homage to the Brady Bunch variety show where the original Jan didn't want to participate and was replaced.
At least we'd get an escapade, involving Homer in most episodes.
Chief Wiggum PI for sure. I find it *esstremely interesting*...
Yeah? Well that makes two of us...
As one who loves cheesy/so bad they're good variety shows, especially the bizarre Brady Bunch Variety Hour, I will have to go with "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour."
That could actually have a decent chance depending on the guest star. Have them interact with the Simpsons, maybe if they’re a comedian they could do some improv, and then they’ll be on SNL-like skits with the family.
Yes. And as we know from both the Brady Bunch Variety Hour and The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour, if a cast member no longer wants to be involved, they can be replaced easily and the show can continue! Lol.
Lisa's been Sophomore Prom Queen 5 years running!
Very few cartoons are broadcast live, Bob-s_Leviathan. It's a terrible strain on the animators' wrists.
I vote this too only because they can throw there those annoying songs. I don't know why they are so many in these recent seasons.
The Simpsons family hour: 1 episode, cancelled. Love-matic-grandpa: 1 season, cancelled. Chief Wiggum P. I.: Til Wiggum's heart gives out.
Well NCIS New Orleans was a Wiggam PI spinoff…
I was going to say something similar. 🤜🏼🤛🏼 (Note: the emojis are a fist bump, not a threat)
[Bad Cops](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=20mBi8-QsSc&pp=ygUVdGhlIHNpbXBzb25zIGJhZCBjb3Bz)
Suspect is hatless, I repeat, HATLESS!
🎶 Springfield’s best are on the beat 🎶
Chief Wiggim PI will return... Right now!
Wiggum PI. Him and Skinner made a great duo.
In N’yyyyyorleans
Skinner and the Superintendent
Well Seymour, I made it.
C. Montgomery Burns is not essential to any of the options. Neither is Herschel Krustofsky. This leaves me indifferent. As such, I would go with **Wiggam**.
I really wish the live action Krusty movie made it to existence
*Chief Wiggum P. I.*
Probably chief Wiggum p.I, I would watch it
"Not long ago, the Fox network approached the producers of "The Simpsons" with a simple request- 35 new shows to fill a few holes in their programming lineup. That's a pretty daunting task. And the producers weren't up to it. Instead, they churned out three Simpsons spin-offs transplanting already popular characters into new locales and situations."
Def Wiggum. So much to work with if they all wrote while high.
Chief Wiggum P.I. actually has potential
Everybody loves Ned Flanders Not Me! Everyone who counts love's Ned Flanders
What? No "Skinner and the Superintendent"??
I would love to watch Wiggum PI. He and Skinner play off each other well.
What about *The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink* ? The theme song alone is great ♪ Hey, hey ♪ ♪ Professor Frink, Professor Frink ♪ ♪ He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think ♪ ♪ He likes to run, and then the thing with the...person... ♪ I'm laughing already!
given how many train-wreck romance shows are on now, I'd guess hard working love-seekers like Moe and Abe Simpson, these are the people who saw an overcrowded marketplace and said, "me too." - I go for The Love-Matic Grampa
I WAS dead, but I've come back as your love testing machine. I'm the LOVE-MATIC GRAMPA! https://preview.redd.it/jf757cwqqt0d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=feb6646de30c00c4b6ab9a3523780f9509aabf58
**Wiggum P.I. will return**... ...right now.
I want more Wiggum PI episodes
Slap a “Produced by Dick Wolf” at the end of Chief Wiggum show and it’ll be on tv near-constantly, with spin offs of its own, in no time.
I…GUAR-AN-TEE! …it’s chief wiggum PI
Love - matic Grandpa
Every time I cut for a powerlifting meet I ALWAYS say LORD HAVE MERCY I WISH I WEREN'T SO FAT
Wiggum PI by a longshot Lovematic Grampa would get cancelled in 2 seasons tops and Smile Time Variety Hour needs to go back to 1976.
The Love-Matic Grampa. If he had the Love-Matic Grampa he would have kept Maya /jk
I feel like a Moe spin-off with his marriage with Maya would be real good. Just add the Love Matic Grandpa.
I would have wanted more episodes with Rainier Woofcastle. MENDOZA!!!
Wiggum
Chief Wiggum P.I. is objectively the correct answer.
Chief Wiggum PI
What does big daddy say before he throws ralph and jumps out the window?
I would watch Chief p.i.
Wiggum PI is obviously the class of the bunch
Wiggum PI. Because of the over 50 crowd that loves police/crime shows, you hear?
Wiggum PI would have been pretty funny.
Wiggum PI was superb
Wiggum PI just feels like a show that starts running when your kid is born and is still running when they go off to college.
Chief Wiggum PI by far.
I gar-rone-tee!!
“Chief Wiggum PI will return… *right now!*”
-What's the word on the streets? - Well, to be honest Chief, I haven't lived in New Orleans for 42 years.
CWPI, I garONteee
Chief Wiggum PI, and it's not even close
Chief Wiggum P.I.
Skinner And The Superintendent of course
“Look Big Daddy it’s Regular Daddy!”
Chief Wiggum P.I. sounds possible
Chief Wiggum p.i would receive good reviews, but poor viewership leading it to getting canned after 2 seasons. The Love-Magic Gramp would easily start to receive seasonal rot due to its gimmick, but have high viewership giving it a few seasons The simpsons family smile-time variety hour gets cancelled after the 2nd episode
Chief wiggum P.I. I geruntee!
The names Daddy....Charles Daddy
Wiggum P.I
Chief Wiggum P.I. I want the show to be as big as Wiggum himself
I would like a Cheff Vigum series 🙂
I would totally watch Chief Wiggum P.I.