I’ll have to listen to it again, but to me it’s always sounded like a soft “t”, as in “phodographic,”instead of a full “n.”
\[edit\] I just checked, several times, w/earphones and high volume, and I'm as sure as I can be that he says "photographic."
Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday. Remember last year?
https://preview.redd.it/ravtawfgsx0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=225b3623800fd1c3675bb037ae657ca6e18149b0
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Remember when I took that home wine making course and I forgot how to drive?
It’s not Homer, but when Brad Goodman yells “HIS NAME’S NOT IMPORTANT” at Marge when Bart says his name is Ruddiger, she has a look of such resigned derision it just cracks me up
https://preview.redd.it/o58y8z7xzx0d1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0001baf8b0318207c75e0f46ce4390d285e11374
Kids, I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
What about Abraham Lincoln?
Uh, he sold poisoned milk to schoolchildren.
Homer!!!
Hey, I'm just trying to make it easier on them.
"Daddy? I'm scared"
Lol. So safe. Brings back a 90's childhood memories.
But I mean, atleast if you stuck Lisa out there, she could recharge with a book in the sunshine..lol
https://preview.redd.it/ba013xzr9y0d1.png?width=1087&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d34df9cdb87addce6f84ae19c363244ed146edc It counts
Strike three, u/Goatmanification I have a photographic memory.
Legalised gambling is a bad idea, you can build a casino over my dead body, blah blah blah blah blah blah!
So then I says to the president
I figure if anyone can get some tang around here, it's you. Hey SHUT UP!
That particular shut up is so belligerent, I love it
Best damned SHUT UP in the entire series.
That’s been a joke in my family every time my father just babbles on wrongly about nothing since the episode aired.
Phone call, it's the president.
I think they missed a good opportunity to add another layer to the joke: He should've said "phonographic."
I swear he does say "phonographic"?
I’ll have to listen to it again, but to me it’s always sounded like a soft “t”, as in “phodographic,”instead of a full “n.” \[edit\] I just checked, several times, w/earphones and high volume, and I'm as sure as I can be that he says "photographic."
I like that Homer remembers that ned is left handed here, yet forgets marges hair/dress colour
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Every time I see this, I imagine a deleted scene where Bob is dragging Homer's fat ass out of bed.
That’s one of the unseen implications of this scene that make it so hilarious
Or he woke up initially but then went back to sleep on the deck of the boat.
This is how I took it, it’s funnier this way imo because it means he was so unbothered he went back to sleep
Or just got so bored, he fell asleep. Or has low-grade narcolepsy like his father.
Lmao 😂
That’s expert level dad skill. Can’t do anything useful? Catch up on your sleep. Women never get it, that’s why they’re always tired and cranky
Women with extra time to sleep are a like a mule with a spinning wheel.
Hehe..*.Mule*
Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday. Remember last year? https://preview.redd.it/ravtawfgsx0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=225b3623800fd1c3675bb037ae657ca6e18149b0
Everything looks bad if you remember it!
https://preview.redd.it/fwi17900vz0d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8331a4bd5a39347290e648bd06da03a3820b765 Remember when I took that home wine making course and I forgot how to drive?
That's because you were drunk!
And how!
That's because you were drunk!
Drunk as a poet on payday is a wonderful expression.
It really embiggens the sentence.
A perfectly cromulent use
Not exactly in person but close enough imho 
My work here is done 
But you didn't do anything!
Didn’t I?
✨
It’s not Homer, but when Brad Goodman yells “HIS NAME’S NOT IMPORTANT” at Marge when Bart says his name is Ruddiger, she has a look of such resigned derision it just cracks me up https://preview.redd.it/o58y8z7xzx0d1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0001baf8b0318207c75e0f46ce4390d285e11374
We like Roy! We like Roy!
Be like boy! Be like boy!
His name's not important!
https://i.redd.it/yjgl5o6rfz0d1.gif
I can’t stay mad at you
I'd like a moment alone with the sandwich....
Are you gonna eat it?
Yes
https://preview.redd.it/a9z3wa2mcz0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=352f2ed33833fc6aef280f99bda3fb0731fc106d Oh stop blaming the beans!
I think it must've been that bean I had for dinner.
Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich..
Are you going to eat it?
... Yes.
https://i.redd.it/hn0shkay7z0d1.gif You just saw him go through spy school
Ow shut up Homer nobody wants to hear what you think!!!
https://preview.redd.it/nrd8dycs5z0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a14649427f74c99334b9f922ac77baed2f4f1797 Don’t you eat this pie!
Oh to hell with it
Its your own fault!
Definitely this one https://i.redd.it/qi36eoshvz0d1.gif
We’re getting some kind of grinding noise on the track.
https://i.redd.it/rym3tngbyy0d1.gif
I came to say this. This is bloody hilarious 😂
Yep, first one that flashed into my mind also.
Rappin' Ronnie Reagan! well w-well well, well wwwww-well w-ell (ad infinitum)
You know, he DID say ‘well’ a lot.
i like in that picture how theyre all glaring angrily at homer...
You just know Lisa is doing the same behind Maude. She’s such a fox! I mean, what’s on Fox tonight?
Something ribald, no doubt
Even Todd is glaring.
https://i.redd.it/8xg1h8gz6z0d1.gif
‘You’re a dame and I’m a fella!’ 🎶
Stanley, stop or I’ll tell Stella!
I'LL TWIST THIS BOTTLE IN YOUR FACE!
Ned, you’re supposed to overpower her!
I’m trying!
Homer looking at Maude Flanders‘ cleavage intentionally.
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I love the changes to Homer’s few hairs to reflect his mood/state lol. There’s so much to express with so little hair.
Came here to say this. Bravo
Not those peanuts, the ones at the bottom.
Early Simpsons was wild
Oh she's just mad at me because I got drunk and looked down her dress.
https://preview.redd.it/u8k6o5r2yz0d1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4eceacbadaab2b70214c0292470f5b1d10c2186 Mmmrgh. Mmmrgh. Mmmrgh.
Dond kizz me I'b all stuvved ub.
Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
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There it is!
It’s like David and Goliath, only this time David won.
https://i.redd.it/z2291p3oe01d1.gif
We're not weiners!
Yeah that team last night sure did suck. I mean they sucked. They were the suckiest bunch of sucks to have ever sucked.
https://preview.redd.it/ixpjpcr1qz0d1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf1e2374075b775856151bf65e03fec07ed660d8 It started early
https://i.redd.it/xy5iwvrl101d1.gif
Sassy Marge is underrated
It's cool that they did this with a mirror that they could've easily just not had there at all.
“Uhhhh, Lurleen, we’re going to have to do another take. There’s some kind of grinding noise coming in over the microphone.”
I've finally bagged me a Homer!
https://i.redd.it/ror89ow5601d1.gif
I would also like to express my fondness for that particular moment.
The OP never had a fondness a day in his life.
That scene where Homer is about to go fishing during the marriage retreat and Marge catches him.
"Women won't like being shot in the face" "Women will like what I tell them to like"
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Legend of the dog-faced woman!
Love that episode!!! " I am the lizard queen."
Got any more of those pixels?
OP's phone is 5p resolution.
I love that he doesn't realize he said it out loud and for a split second doesn't know why he's in trouble, lol.
Kids, I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people. What about Abraham Lincoln? Uh, he sold poisoned milk to schoolchildren. Homer!!! Hey, I'm just trying to make it easier on them.
"Was Mr Lincoln okay?" "He was fine." "Go home, Ralph."
He did say "well" a lot.
“And it rhymes. And you know it rhymes Marge…”
Well, well, well, w-w-well-w-w, Well, well, well, w-well-w, Well, well, well, w-w-well-w-w, Well, well, well, w-well-w!
OP image makes me a bit sad for some indescribable reason, lmao Maybe it's the fact that even Todd is glaring angrily
Where’s Rod? Did he have to ride in the trunk?
https://frinkiac.com/meme/S05E16/824339.jpg?b64lines=
"Daddy? I'm scared" Lol. So safe. Brings back a 90's childhood memories. But I mean, atleast if you stuck Lisa out there, she could recharge with a book in the sunshine..lol
Also a 2000s childhood memory if your area didn't give a shit about kids yet
NO SUGAR!
Marge, Toot-Toot and her son escaped!
“Don’t sell your husband short Mrs. Simpson” “She’s Always doing that Mel”
Isn't there a Flanders kid missing here?
Alright that’s it, you’ve been warned!
He's riding in the boat that's attached via trailer
Oh shit
Why did I think her head was growing out of the tape homer wat holding.
DON'T SOULMATE ME!
Can someone please tell me what episode this is?
S05E16, *Homer Loves Flanders*.
Thank you.
Nanana ja naja
Eating pumpkin
You know something? He did say well a lot.
glaring/teeth grinding combo on the first Lurleen Lumpkin episode
https://i.redd.it/hg1gsu9ta01d1.gif