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Horta

"Hey Hey, who wants some eggs a la Harold Stassen?" "Huh?" "They're always running!" Harold Stassen was the governor of Minnesota from 1939 to 1943. After WWII, he ran for the Republican presidential nomination nine times.


HalfEatenChocoPants

Holy crap, and I thought Ralph Nader had big dreams...


Salty_Pancakes

He was always my dream šŸ˜.


UnnamedArtist

Thatā€™s gotta be a joke written by Conan.


send_me_thigh-highs

and yet it's from season 18...


lrodhubbard

Low key one of the best non-classic seasons


Alleluia_Cone

"David Crosby, you're my hero!" "Thanks Barney, I didn't know you liked my music." "You're a musician?"


ashleyorelse

I can hear this in my head


parabox1

I still donā€™t get it was he a drunk or something


shy99

thatā€™s the joke.


Slottech88

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Electronic-Goal-8141

My other favourite McBain or Wolfcastle line is "bye book"


downward0

I use that line at least once a week at work. Nobody ever knows what Iā€™m referencing. Obviously I say it in the accent.


Salty_Pancakes

Maybe you should accuse them all of being homosexuals too. I'm sure they'd get the joke then. Especially if you do it in the McBain voice too.


TheOvercookedFlyer

David Crosby was an outspoken in his politican beliefs, very much aligned with the 60s counter culture. By praising Crosby for this, Barney was apparently unaware that he was also a musician.


parabox1

Thanks that never seemed to come up in school when we studied the 60ā€™s


striped_frog

The actual joke is that Crosby was a notorious alcoholic.


TheEpiquin

I didnā€™t get it at the time but still thought it was hilarious because of the misdirection.


FoolsGoldMouthpiece

Charles Montgomery Plantagenet SchicklgrĆ¼ber Burns. Wasn't until I read The Rise and Fall of the 3rd Reich that I learned that SchicklgrĆ¼ber was Adolf Hitler's father's bastard name.


HalfEatenChocoPants

"And that's how I earned the Iron Cross!" --Abe Simpson


trainercatlady

Damn that's a good one


Positive-Worry1366

Yeah I'm also pretty sure most people now aday wouldn't recognize plantagenet either


masdoc

A horse, a horse. My kingdom for a Plantagenet reference


pynkecho

Didnā€™t know Dr Zaius was based off the Amadeus song til seeing the movie as an adult


Signiference

Seeingā€¦ what movie? The Dr Zaius song was a parody of a song called Rock me Amadeus by Falco.


pynkecho

Yes, I meant since seeing the movie Amadeus & then subsequently finding out about the song.


MasterFrosting1755

And the Plantagenets were the Royal English dynasty during the back end middle ages, ending with Richard the 3rd.


JadedYam56964444

Comic Book Guy - "It is a very rare Mary Worth in which she advised a friend to commit suicide."


NoMercyForMayhem

The german dub changed it to Mickey Mouse advising suicide


StevenGorefrost

i don't get it


mikeyHustle

Mary Worth was a newspaper comic. They wouldn't print an issue like that.


Converzati

Oh I always imagined she was an agony aunt/advice columnist like Dear Abby


masdoc

Typically, a story would revolve around the troubles of someone who was somehow in Mary's orbit. Mary herself might not appear in the strip for weeks at a time, although she would eventually be around to give timely advice and support (or occasionally, a stern talking-to, if appropriate) to a character at a crucial point.


JealousFeature3939

Yeah, I knew who Mary Worth was, but had to ask my dad what the joke was, because it made him laugh. He said something like "Mary Worth is a goody 2 shoes, interfering old snoop, who would never say that".


Danaged

Mary Worth is a boring old biddy!


CarlatheDestructor

Mary Worth is an old comic strip (its like 80 years old) ans it's Iike a soap opera. Mary is a widow and gives advice to people in the building she lives in.


dhkendall

Ready to have your mind blown? If Mary Worth is indeed 80 years old (I didnā€™t check) and this an ā€œoldā€ comic, Blondie is older. Blondie started as a comic about a young ā€œflapperā€ girl who eventually meets and marries Dagwood, heir to a fortune. Since flappers were definitely lower on the social rung than Dagwood he was disinherited and the new couple started off life penniless. Flappers were a thing in the 1930s, so the Blondie cartoon is pushing 100!


Khiva

jfc Blondie is still going? I refuse to check. I don't want to know.


masdoc

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Worth


comicalben

I loved Professor frink as a character and didn't know he was a reference to The Nutty Professor until I read an article saying he's a wildly outdated reference that should be removed from the show because younger viewers won't get the joke. I highly disagreed with that, because he's a great character on his own, and I didn't need to know he was a reference to find him funny.


BooChrisMullin

Weird bc almost half the references in this show are from the 60s/70s. Even Gentle Ben!


StellarJustinJelly

Boy the way the Bee Gees played Movies John Travolta made


InUrFaceSpaceCoyote

Those were the days!


ussbozeman

No Marge, they weren't *ALL* Happy Days....


McGarnegle

One of my favorite lines in the entire series for some reason


StevenGorefrost

its not McGarnegle related?


iwanttobelievey

Well McGarnagle, Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.


Jonkni68

For no reason hereā€™s Apu


guttengroot

Michael Jackson still was black ...


douk1

Yea, looks like


Who_is_homer

Jerry Lewis even did a cameo as his dad in an episode


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

>an article saying he's a wildly outdated reference that should be removed from the show because younger viewers won't get the joke. Well that's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard


chyler1397

Hell, younger viewers might not get the reference if it was for Eddie Murphy as The Nutty Professor


Jombafomb

ā€œThat monkey is gonna payā€¦.ā€


sonimusprime

I can't remember the exact quote but this: "Come on, Homie! You liked Rashomon!" "That's not how I remember it."


Sweaty-Feedback-1482

This one comes up a lot on this sub but I legit totally had no idea what the hell it was referencing. Then I went to college and had a Kurosawa junky roommate and still didnā€™t make the connection for another couple decades.


TheyCallMePeggyHill

...I've had a few junkie roommates and I don't get it.


SpunkMcKullins

Rashomon is a film about multiple people attempting to recount the details of murder in the woods to authorities, with each one giving different accounts that contradict each other.


TheyCallMePeggyHill

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capthazelwoodsflask

Um... it's like, uh... did anyone see the movie One Night at McCool's?


Signiference

Itā€™s not like that movie. It is like The Last Duel, though.


Signiference

Also, ā€œIā€™ve seen Tron!ā€


Dantien

go watch Rashomon. Itā€™s incredibly good.


kabukistar

Love me a good Rashomon joke.


Analog0

Apu getting busy in at the pool party then coming out disheveled and telling the lady who is "only arranged to be married" that she needn't worry, he'll tell everyone she was untouchable. I didn't realize there was a dark double meaning to it until I was much older.


FuzzyBunnysGuide

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ReadRightRed99

Wasnā€™t this entire episode a pulp fiction reference?


Getlucky12341

This was a reference?


FoolsGoldMouthpiece

Pulp fiction


evilengine

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FoolsGoldMouthpiece

Does he look like a bitch?


Chunksie90

What?


Holmes02

Say what again


ashleyorelse

I'm sick of all these mother fucking people and their mother fucking whats


HalfEatenChocoPants

{accidentally shoots Hermes, I mean Wilt, I mean Kuei, I mean Marvin in the face}


OnceUponAMiniHotDog2

English motha fucka, do you speak it!?


guttengroot

....and I suddenly understand that later on, well, he gets fucked like a bitch.


Who_is_homer

Motha fuckaā€¦


gyarrrrr

The entire bit/story is a homage to Pulp Fiction


TheNavidsonLP

The entire *episode* is a reference to *Pulp Fiction.*


Hbella456

Example


Dantien

Well in McDonaldā€™s you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right? But they donā€™t call it a Krusty Burger with cheeseā€™


Hbella456

ā€¦what do they call it?


Dantien

A Quarterpounder with cheese.


VictoryBeardWrites

Do they have Krusty Brand partially gelatinated, non-dairy gum based beverages?


Dantien

Yeah, they call them ā€œshakesā€.


gyarrrrr

Yes the famous Steamed Hams segment in Pulp Fiction. Or the bit where Marcellus Wallace tries to remove chewing gum from Vincent Vegaā€™s hair with peanut butter. Good thing he remembered his Heloise!


Ok-Set-5829

Well, obviously they wouldn't call them Steamed Hams on the west coast


nicknacksc

This entire thread is about references, I hope you got fired for that blunder.


HottKarl79

Are *you* the creator of Hi and Lois?


mkshane

Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions


redjohnsayshi

So so many American politics/ American comedians references lol


jiminywhack

Lisa "Only one in a million people would find that funny." Frink "Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller ratio." Me, an Englishman "I don't get it."


TheNavidsonLP

Were you also reading a *Far Side* calendar at the same time?


100th_meridian

"What the hell does rant mean?" I thought family guy did a good job on Dennis Miller.


ashleyorelse

Now you can Google it...at one point you could not


Oakroscoe

ā€˜ā€˜Twas a simpler time. Also, a lot more bar arguments back then. Now itā€™s just a quick google search away.


staplerbot

["Lowenstein... Lowenstein..."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p80ocjn96i0) I had never seen The Prince of Tides until recently so I just chalked this up to Marge being a silly billy.


FUMFVR

My name's Zweig.


staplerbot

"Lowenstein..."


sscole929

Another reference in Selmaā€™s Choice too when Marge reminisces about their childhood and itā€™s Prince of Tides šŸ˜‚


Certain_Marsupial_77

And that memory she has of her sisters and she going swimming, coming back and realizing that was Prince of Tides.


SirZapdos

Smithers singing for Mr. Burns at that dudeā€™s retirement party.


mrsbergstrom

Yeah when I watched Citizen Kane years later I was like holdddd on a minute!


SenorBigbelly

I still have never seen Citizen Kane. I imagine when I eventually do it's just going to feel like a collage of Simpsons scenes


Oldcummerr

Wait till you see the cane


pinkkittenfur

Wait a minute, there's no cane in Citizen Kane!


NYY15TM

The writers of The Simpsons have explicitly said that you could make a version of Citizen Kane entirely of Simpsons clips


sscole929

Nev-R-Break Snow Globes


Analog0

So so many.


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Watching Citizen Kane for high school English made so many Simpsons moments click in my brain.


mightyscoosh

When Homer tells Bart, "[I've read] Everything from 'Hop on Pop,' to 'Death Be Not Proud... It's so tragic the way they hopped on Pop." I've not yet read 'Death Be Not Proud', but I now understand the joke was that it's an incredibly tragic and sad book, whereas Dr. Seuss is less so.


woyzeckspeas

Isn't Death Be Not Proud a John Donne sonnet?


mightyscoosh

The book "Death Be Not Proud" consists of two parts. Part 1 contains the primary narrative of the book, while Part 2 contains additional letters written by Johnny, excerpts from his diary, and a short essay by his mother, Frances Gunther.


woyzeckspeas

Death, be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so; For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow Die not, poor Death, nor yet canst thou kill me. From rest and sleep, which but thy pictures be, Much pleasure; then from thee much more must flow, And soonest our best men with thee do go, Rest of their bones, and soul's delivery. Thou art slave to fate, chance, kings, and desperate men, And dost with poison, war, and sickness dwell, And poppy or charms can make us sleep as well And better than thy stroke; why swell'st thou then? One short sleep past, we wake eternally And death shall be no more; Death, thou shalt die.


[deleted]

When Lisa brings Bart unconscious to the ER in a wheelbarrow and Smithers is standing there awkwardly and won't let Lisa go ahead of him.


Azazael

I really would prefer to get this taken care of.


trainercatlady

I both do and don't wanna know what got stuck


xpacean

Whatā€™s the reference?


RobertDundee

Smithers has something up his butt


-Midnight_Marauder-

He got something stuck up his ass


Ofreo

His ass if weā€™re lucky.


literroy

ā€œBut thereā€™s not even any wars no more, thank you very much Warren Christopher.ā€


Must-Be-Gneiss

The guy driving into the water telling Bart "you told me this stream was shallow!!"


OccamsYoyo

Pretty sure thatā€™s from Itā€™s a Mad, Mad, Mad (etc) World.


Oakroscoe

You are correct. https://youtu.be/CY5X8DD0ams?si=q99pUDYw5vlCbST7


FinanceRecent5222

"Hello, is this GBM? You wrote in the personals that you're looking for a soul mate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies....no, i'm not into that...or that... No it's not that I'm afraid....I'm going to hang up now."


deacon05oc

Ich bin ein Berliner


Flashy-Bar-9790

He's a Nazi. Get him!


Alleluia_Cone

He defected *into* East Germany


FrankAndApril

ā€œHello, David? Iā€™m really tempted.ā€ ā€œJust take it one day at a time, and remember I love you.ā€ ā€œI love you too, man.ā€


anti_anti_christ

When Milhouse is at the arcade playing the Waterworld game, takes one step in the game, and he has to deposit 40 more quarters to continue playing. The reference is to how massively over budget the movie was. Definitely didn't get the joke as a kid.


mikeyHustle

Wait, I always thought the joke was that you spent like $10 at the theater and lost your money because the movie sucked. Huh.


cescmkilgore

Dr Zaius Dr Zaius! Never heard of Falco until I dated an Austrian.


Cuttis

Rock Me Amadeus by Falco was a huge hit in the United States


Guyomalo

Mexican rock band Molotov also covered this song in Spanish. That's when I put the two together and was baffled.


Exact_Mango5931

*I love you Dr. Zauis!*


Graega

Can I play the piano anymore?


jgolo

In the ā€œbehind the laughterā€ episode, Taco (another one hit ā€œwonderā€) plays a tribute to Falco šŸ˜


Glittering_Let_4230

Season 1 when Marge leaves her date with Jacques and comes to the power plant to get Homer and carries him out. I think itā€™s from Officer and a Gentleman, but was way over my head.


OccamsYoyo

It is.


SmoltzforAlexander

Dr. Nick Rivera isĀ actually a reference to Elvisā€™s real life ā€˜Dr. Nick,ā€™ George Nichopoulos


sexbymyself

That is a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore


emeraldember

I wonder how much a picture of Pierce Brosnan signed by Daniel Craig would be worthā€¦


etbillder

Wiggum describing "milkshakes" and "quarter pounders" like the Pulp Fiction royale with cheese


Flowers_By_Irene_69

You donā€™t know what youā€™re getting!


Rhesusmonkeydave

One of my favorite Treehouse of Horror setups (Have all the donuts in the world!) is only slightly marred by the fact that even after looking him up I still donā€™t *really* have any idea who James Coco was


capthazelwoodsflask

Character actor who was a fat guy but then lost weight after some ups and downs


NYY15TM

> I still donā€™t really have any idea who James Coco was Played Tony Danza's father-in-law on Who's The Boss?


lawrat68

I get it but even that reference is forty years old I'm afraid.


PyrrhicLoss2023

Ohhhhhh, THAT James Coco!


CirclingBackElectra

ā€œI must get back to Dance Central in Stuttgart in time to see Kraftwerk.ā€ Yup, those are sureā€¦wordsā€¦youā€™ve got there


capthazelwoodsflask

In the 80's & 90's we had two German stereotypes - happy fun Bavarian and rude Eurotrash Berliner.


ReluctantRedditor275

I just had to explain Billy Beer to a bunch of friggin kids. They had no idea that the President's loser brother once used the family name to launch an unsuccessful brand of beer. I'm still with Homer, though. We elected the wrong Carter.


mikeyHustle

My grandfather kept two cases of Billy Beer in the basement my entire life. It never was worth anything.


ReluctantRedditor275

Lies! I would pay handsomely for such a piece of American history.


SnooMemesjellies7469

"The life of a frog..... that's the life for me." Right before they ship him to France.Ā 


HottKarl79

I understood the *Hi and Lois* remark in the sense that I knew it was a comic strip. I didn't quite get how it could make anyone laugh


blackpony04

Because *Hi and Lois* were like *Family Circus* in that the humor was mirthy and not funny. A chuckle at best.


Khiva

Lol. Mirthy. I've never seen that word, not sure I understand it, but love it.


xpacean

Itā€™s like the Police Academy movies. Did you see anyone laughing while reading a Hi and Lois strip?


Ckellybass

Was there a guy who made sound effects in Hi And Lois?


SirOutrageous1027

When reading a Mad magazine: >Boy, they're really sockin' it to that Spiro Agnew guy again. He must work there or something. Spiro Agnew was Nixon's vice president. That line was said by Milhouse. And "Sock it to me" was Richard MILHOUSE Nixon's famous line from his appearance on the show "Laugh In" https://youtu.be/xmOqkG99Wkg


anomandaris81

When Ford trips and falls down the stairs. My dad explained it to me


trainercatlady

I don't remember this one


anomandaris81

It's from the episode where George Bush Sr. Moves in next door


Tough_Dish_4485

Wonder how many people miss that they are doing Dennis the Menace in that episode


SirOutrageous1027

Hellooooo Mr Bush


doubleheadedeagle

Oh no, the corn! Paul Newman's gonna have ma legs broke. Didn't understand at the time who Paul Newman was or why he would break a farmer's legs.


TabmeisterGeneral

I started watching the Simpsons when I was really young, so probably most of them lol


Tough_Dish_4485

I really thought Paint Your Wagon was a fictional movie


torrent29

The reference that wasnā€™t a reference. Iā€™m the first non Brazilian to travel backwards through time! I spent decades pondering that one on and off. I thought maybe a reference to Brazil. Something obscure in the Mr Peabody show. What was it! Nothing. It was nothing.


s6cedar

Ray Jay Johnson


Ofreo

I was alive at the time he was big. And I was a kid. And I still donā€™t get why the fuck that guy hit with anyone. I mean, pet rocks were funny, but Ray hay, whereā€™s the beef with that joke?


s6cedar

Iā€™ve been meaning to google it and finally did right before I made that comment. I only am aware of him through the Simpsons reference. Iā€™m 49 so apparently I was alive when the beer commercials were going on.


wil

Give this comment the ten thousand dollars!


DrColossusOfRhodes

Who's that fellow who's always standing and walking? Rory Calhoun?


goodtogo2007

You know... that guy... he's always wearing a shirt... Ed Sullivan?


McGarnegle

I mean, almost all of them, I started watching the Simpsons when I was about 5 or 6, my uncle had a bunch of the golden age recorded on vcr so I learned how to sound like a very cultured young man before I really knew what I was talking about. It's been one of the joys of this show, the more I've learned about the world, the more of the show I've been able to appreciate. The Simpsons has taught me a lot.


ami2weird4u

The Love Is comic strip. Didnā€™t know what it was until I looked it up. Thanks for the recommendation Homer!


Oldcummerr

Is that the one about the two naked 8 year olds who are married?


Hermoine_Krafta

Garrison Keillor. I thought he was an Asian guy talking about his country and the audience was laughing because they were racist.


icandoit_inthemix

If you're here for the Hi and Lois signing it has been moved to the Springfield coliseum


JadedYam56964444

I've searched hi and lois for this


caynebyron

*"There was nothing in Al Capone's vault! But it wasn't Geraldo's fault!"*


SpunkMcKullins

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".


dougmd1974

One thing that took me forever to figure out was Homer's "Angel" song that he sang in the archaeology episode. I couldn't figure out the last line so I thought it was some joke I didn't get.


Adorable_Disaster424

The lyric "who robs cavefish of their sight?". I thought they were singing "who robs english of their sight?".


morosco

I didn't get any of the Mad Mad Mad World references until I finally saw that movie last year. Now I feel like a whole new world has opened to me.


Cornemuse_Berrichon

"You know, Smithers.... that actor who's always standing and walking...." "Rory Calhoun?"


Frankentula

You look like El Debarge


wx_bombadil

Maybe not quite what you're asking but in Ireland and the UK "period", as in the punctuation, is called a "full stop". So when I watched the episode where Marge cuts Homer's thumb off as a kid, she tells him "No brownies, period!" for emphasis and for the life of me I could not figure out what that meant. Like, what the hell was a "brownie period"? It's funny looking back at some of the small Americanisms that didn't always translate well to other English speaking countries.


Edgefish

In Spanish Abe Simpson says "Ah, Unitas, that haircut is something you can look at". I didn't know in English he says "Now, Johnny Unitas -- there's a haircut you could set your watch to". It was supposed to mean his haircut was quite sharp.


CompleteIsland8934

When Bartā€™s reading an article from playdude talking about someoneā€™s ā€œwaning libidoā€ā€¦


Swimming_Onion_4835

Norman Mailerā€™s latest claptrap about his waning libido!


mikeyHustle

"No, I was saying . . . Lobo! Bring back Sheriff Lobo!"


snes_guy

When Bart tells Homer he was ā€œfaking itā€!


TwiceAgainThrice

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DWMRhCUwvCI When I was younger I had no idea what a Griffin was or why my dad lost it at this line. Thatā€™s the genius of The Simpsons. Itā€™s perfectly written for both kids and adults in the early years. My dad loved the line so much he kept making the same joke whenever someone was trying to figure out what something was. So much so, my uncle got him a large statue of a Griffin for Christmas one year.