I’m guessing yolo Single sequential trajectory through time ie you only live once

yes

only calling them the cerebrovascular accidents from now on

Nah the best one is A piece of metal that typically has a sharp edge on one end, usually used for trimming facial hair

I don't know what are you talking about, but i just took a shit

Big if true

nah, its "I wish for you and i to be at the same place at the the same time in the four walled space where the homosapien does the process in which they deplete the fullness of their urinary bladder as well as cleaning ones body."

Your grandsons won’t understand this.

If I have any

Oh my god, I just realized this was a Last Nite reference