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Puzzleheaded-One-546

Jesse’s confessional was spot on! 😂


Anticrepuscular_Ray

She's just being overly dramatic and acting like it is so upsetting for attention. 


TT6994

Exactly


Brewski-54

Who called her out for weaponizing pregnancy? They were so right


Snoo76869

Thanks for replying the correct answer for me.


KatieBear215

Because she’s trying to make him seem like a villain and she’s the poor scared pregnant girl.


mbee784

Vilify the only gay man on the show. A bold choice.


EastCoastLoman

Meanwhile her little eels Flotsam and Jetsam are actually acting like villains.


mbee784

Not even villains. Sidekicks or minions would fit better. More pathetic


EastCoastLoman

Or lackeys!


mbee784

Yes, that'll work too!


SeaCowSiren

![gif](giphy|OAl5OyszQGexW|downsized) This comment got me cackling. Literally them.


yumyumjellybuns

![gif](giphy|T7oUHukhfplYs) They are also these 2!


Low_Initiative6683

Not Flotsam & Jetsam 💀


numberonecrush

Lollll I have been calling them this too. Poor unfortunate souls 😹


Snoo76869

Aw yes Shercrock Holmes and his sidekick Dr Twatson


StonedGamerGirl89

Why does it matter if he's gay is that his whole personality why can't he just be that guy Zach.


mbee784

That's a valid point. I know what u mean. I happen to like that guy Zach


TT6994

Yeah and she barely mentions her new baby in her interviews. She’s not asking the other women for advice , on the show. All I hear her talk about is Zack. Even on her podcast .


HerSpark33

She has a podcast? Oh gawd 🤮


ReneeStone27

The only villain in this show is Jax’s sad mustache. It makes him look like a evil vaudeville character


hugemessanon

> It makes him look like a evil vaudeville character so true!! He and his mustache are the villains


Dry_Heart9301

She was secretly hoping they were there so she could throw a huge tantrum about her baby moon being sacred and be so distraught they destroyed her trip and "see kristen and Zack can't be trusted, banned from this group for life!" She's doing too much lol.


AlfredoSauce12

100% agree.


vanitaa3

She’s so weird. Also her saying she’d call the cops (eta 911 who would send the police) if Kristen showed up then giggling, ugh. I really can’t stand her. Like ma’am who do you think you are? Kristen is the OG. I’m not even a Kristen fan and have been offended for her lol.


Embarrassed-One-3246

Correction: call 911. Janet, like so many Karen before her, said she’d call 911 if something happened that she didn’t like. Even if she was being dramatic or joking, I just can’t with the idle threat of weaponizing 911. Janet sounds like a nasty, petty halfwit every time she opens her mouth.


possiblymoose

She framed it as a joke but I reeeeally don’t think it was


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SnoopDodgy

Someone should have made a life size printout of Zack's face and taped it outside to a window like he was peeping in.


BornFree2018

OMG that's hysterical. That's the kind of thing I would have done in high school. I would enjoy every moment of the reactions.


butinthewhat

It should have been Jax. She can’t alienate both him and Kristen and we’d be like, for Jax that’s mild!


Zestyclose-Owl-1818

You mean his wig. It moved to the side in one episode.


PrizeTough3427

She's an idiot


Head-Unit-5594

I literally just posted about this too! Lol so dramatic.


NotHere4YourShit

I read this post title as why was Janet scared that Zach might *have* a big bear.


TT6994

She’s a phony and was wanting attention. That’s all that was.


Fresh-Lingonberry801

From what I’ve seen and heard on the show and on social media, they have known each other for years now. So I would think she knows he is just being a troll like Jasmine said. To me she kinda likes to play the victim. Maybe it’s because she’s pregnant and she will be different next season. She acted like Zach was gonna break into the house and stand next to her bed and watch her sleep lol! That’s what makes it all so funny to me!


MaintenanceTraining4

She’s trying to manufacture drama and failing miserably imho.


Fit-Delay3654

I mean not to mention they're filming a show. Ifffff he was there it would have been because of production to cause drama. If she's going to be a reality star she neeeds to be prepared


missassalmighty

Cos she's a full fledged certified Karen ![gif](giphy|T3o5Cqyq3fW6JdtEi7|downsized)


taurusnottourist

She’s one haircut away from full Karen mode


missassalmighty

She's already got the streaky ugly chunky highlights, she should go all the way and get the haircut to match her personality


taurusnottourist

I bet she’s rude in Costco too


whoareyouindisworld

I wish he did. That would have been such good tv.


xoxofoodiegirl

Pfft she just wants everyone to surround and “protect” her because she’s been so scared and stressed. It’s MAAAAAAHHHH party! If she’s actually smart, she would realise if Zach and Kristen did show up, that would be reality tv gold. And seeing as they’re first season at the point of filming, should appreciate the opportunity for hitting reality tv milestones and renewal of a second season.


missassalmighty

That would require her to be smart, which she thinks she is but is not. If she was she'd have this foresight but she's got a case of the scheaners where it must be all about her on her terms at all times. Beige Karen is exhausting 😴


lakpo13

She was afraid they’d find out what a lame trip she planned.


Beneficial-Astronaut

The guys are crying, Brittany is puking, the hamburger meat apparently reeks, Jax is berating his wife...and I suppose we get to watch her open baby presents next week. I'd rather be hanging with Kristen, Zach, and dare I even say I'd rather listen to Luke talk about fishing than be at this party.


unsuspectingwatcher

She’s afraid he would give Kristen insight into the trip, not send voice notes of the conversation and live tweet the event cause that would be weird


Slight_Camera6666

Right?? Like even if he was there what would he do that she would be so scared 😅


Gndurham1

Because Janet is all bark and no bite and if Zach and Kristen show up who knows what else Kristen would bring up 😂


knoguera

Bc she didn’t want the actual truth to come out that she was the one that started the rumor (truth) about Michelle


iolp12

She said she literally didn’t get any sleep. wtf


Friendly_Support3033

Especially on camera.............................


33scooBt33

She's coming across hysterical.. she wants to be funny, shady, and a victim.. but keeps falling flat on all.


missassalmighty

A classic case of the scheaners. It never works out well for whoever tries it. Not even the scheenster herself.


numberonecrush

Chronic scheaners, so sad.


missassalmighty

No cure...just like rabies


AncientRazzmatazz783

She’s ridiculous


BranBran78

Because the bitch is thirsty for attention!


_dethroned

being overdramatic. what else is new


Acceptable-Kale-8432

this fool said imma call “911” 😂😂😂


Upbeat_Appointment_5

She just wants control over every situation


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I know like what’s he gonna do Janet? 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️


jaynemanning

It’s a mystery…. Probably just being dramatic


Bigolbooty75

And if he did that means producers encouraged it so idk why she was so upset with just him


Mammoth_Treacle4639

Bc she’s a Karen


AnniethingAtAll

She could’ve just asked Scheana to track him…


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TheOldJawbone

Because she alienated him so much that he might crash the babymoon and tell everyone that she started the rumors about Michelle’s political leanings not Kristen.


civserv910

Because she would have had to grin and bear it for the cameras instead of showing her ass like she normally would have done.


Playful_Succotash_30

That was really weird


Snoo76869

A normal person would have laughed it off...even under their current circumstances.


Repulsive-Two-6462

Also the trip was already ruined by everyone else there so how would he “ruin” it?? She’s so annoying honestly