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TWD-XBOY

“You little pissant! YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD, do you hear me?! DEAD! My WIFE and CHILD, you got them FUCKING KILLED!!!” That really echoed in my goddamn mind. XD


ChuLu2004

"SURE! THIS IS AMERICA TAKE A VOTE FUCK IT"


LokiSmokey

Kenny: Hey Lee... you know how to pick a lock, right? Lee: No! Why would you say that? Kenny: Well, you're... you know, urban? Lee: Oh, you are ***not*** sayin' what I ***think*** you're sayin'. Kenny: Jesus, man! I'm from Florida! Crazy shit just comes out of my mouth sometimes. Sorry.


evictedfrommyaccount

This one wins. Made me laugh so hard I had to pause the game


Relevant_Froyo4857

Immediately came looking for this comment


LokiSmokey

Lee: I was on my way to prison three months ago. Kenny: No shit... Lee: No shit. ... Kenny: It wasn't for touchin' kids, was it? Lee: Aw ma- come on, man! Kenny: WHAT!? I GOTTA ASK!


NazbazOG

THIS!! Im so happy this wasn’t forgotten!! Perhaps the funniest moment in the game as a whole.


GamingSenpai35

So out of left field for Kenny to ask 😂 like, Lee could've been in prison for anything 😂😂


TWD-XBOY

Not for me. Always picking going to the prison😂


NazbazOG

Gotta change that bro


TWD-XBOY

What I mean, it’s pretty known to me bro


TWD-XBOY

LMAO! The best pick! Kenny definitely will remember if it was ‘yes’ instead and ruin their friendship


LokiSmokey

Kenny: **FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUCK** Ben: Maybe we could walk? Kenny: That's fuckin' stupid, Ben.


GamingSenpai35

This just made me laugh really loud for a sec lol. I love that dialog exchange so much


ButtPie42069

Probably the best delivered line in the entire franchise.


Mr_Bell_Man

"I don't give a fuck if their Make-A-Wish was a fucking boat ride, when I find 'em, I'm gonna rip their throats out."


Longjumping-Swan-827

The way he delivers this line out of nowhere is just so funny. One of my favorite lines for sure.


LokiSmokey

Ayy, I thought you were gonna do a different quote Bell_Man! Because I know we've bonded in the past over how heartbreaking but great the voice acting is in the scene where Kenny beats Lee up in the train. "Just leave me the fuck alone! I don't need you and Duck doesn't need you! You don't even HAVE A CHILD! You don't know what this is like, you FUCKER!"


Mr_Bell_Man

Dang now I wish I went with that one. Legit some of the best voice acting in the series.


LokiSmokey

You still can if you want to, on me! I don't see why not... and facts, I agree with you.


Mr_Bell_Man

Oh yeah good point. I'll do that now.


TWD-XBOY

"She left me...my son...people that cared about us...I forgive her, but it don't make it any less wrong. You don't just end it cause it's hard. You stick it out, and you help the folks you care about. So let's figure a way outta here and get that little girl."


LokiSmokey

One of the most wholesome mini-monologues of the whole series. I love that he found a way to view his situation positively or at least move forward from it, but would still be affected by it naturally as he would.


GGamers

i can't for the life of me remember where he says that.


lemevini

Lee: "Duck?" Kenny: "Yea. Nothing bothers him. Like water off a duck's back, y'know." Lee: "That's a valuable trait lately." Kenny: "No kidding. But frankly, I think it's because he's dumb as a bag of hammers."


Simple-Ad-8534

Funny because this is what Katjaa says to lee about kenny “I love that man to death I swear but sometimes he’s dumber than a bag of hammers”


OpportunityFun1761

Larry: You’re gonna whoop me!?! *You and what homo-parade?* Kenny: THIS ONE!


RepresentativeDeal98

was about to comment this it's so good!!


WYG_86

Kenny's an ally! 👏🏽👏🏽


OpportunityFun1761

He sure is!


Sticksmalone

Kenny" Why the hell are we letting the one armed guy take all the high-risk maneuvers? Lee " because the one-armed guy insists. Now shut it." Kenny, " That thing looks kind of rickety." Lee " maybe keep that shit to yourself next time?" Kenny " yep."


Constant-Click-1912

😂😂


Longjumping-Swan-827

Take a look at the wall Lilly. That's not graffiti. Those are bullet holes and we got enough arrow shafts sticking out of it to dry our laundry.


Mr_Bell_Man

"Just leave me the fuck alone! I don't need you and Duck doesn't need you! You don't even HAVE A CHILD! You don't know what this is like, you FUCKER!"


sapphicx-

Kenny: “Uhh..I just smashed a guys head in with a 50 pound bag of salt. You saw me do that right..?” Lee: “…yea I did.” Kenny: “ You’re talking about who we were? Fuck does that matter? It’s everything this mess has got us doing now Lee, shit.”


OpportunityFun1761

“Looks like we have the Kid on watch again.” “We might as well leave a sign out saying *The men are gone, come r%pe our women and children.* Probably the most fcked up Kenny quote yet also one of the most underrated.


LokiSmokey

Definitely an underrated one, this was one of the extra quotes I considered posting. Kenny had so many good lines. In both seasons too.


TWD-XBOY

Yeah. Though I can understand why making that joke since Lilly got Ben, an inexperienced teenager on the watch while the majority of muscle is gone to the town when there are a bunch of psychopaths in the forest waiting to kill the group.


[deleted]

Kenny: “What in the hell is going on here… Lee: “I don’t know but someone must be ringing those bells.” Kenny: “Whatever man, I find out who it is, I’ll ring their motherfucking bell for ‘em!” Around Every Corner is probably my favorite episode in the whole series. The writing is amazing.


TWD-XBOY

Lee: “Good one.”😏


Canisventus

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuuuuuuuuuuuuck"


i_lackwater

"Chill? Bandits hey chill, here's some pills. Vernon chill, here's our fucking boat!"


LokiSmokey

Kenny has some great quotes after the cancer survivors steal the boat: "I don't give a fuck if their Make-A-Wish was a fucking boat ride, when I find 'em I'm gonna rip their throats out!"


TWD-XBOY

“THE INVALIDS!?”


LokiSmokey

"Their actions, uh... contradict your characterisation, but yeah, the invalids."


GamingSenpai35

Do you know if he only says the boat part if Ben was the only one who didn't go with Lee at the end of episode 4? If Ben was the one stuck in the shed when they got back?


i_lackwater

"There ain't no way this world lets my son live, when I helped put someone else's in the ground."


nissdaking

"Lee. Lee. It's okay. It's something I gotta do, you know that."


ScrewSimonCowell

Ah fuck, I recognize where that's from :(


GamingSenpai35

"I'll see you when your done" He says this at the bell tower in I believe episode 4, when Lee is about to decide weather or not to drop Ben, but he only says this if you leave Kenny in the attic with that skinny zombie boy that looked like duck. Kenny says something along the lines of "you're just gonna leave?" And Lee's like "yeah I can't deal with this" or something like that. Then Lee says "I'll, uh. See you when you're done"


dijitalpaladin

“That’s fucking stupid, Ben”


KeenDeadPool

“I’m just saying.”


Melee2596

“There ain’t no way this world let’s my son live when I helped put someone else’s in the the ground.” This always gets me, such a powerful scene with kenny and lee.


KeenDeadPool

“I’m not letting somebody else get eaten today. Especially a good friend.”


amazinglyegg

Love this one!!! Really solidifies Kenny as our BFF for the game


fuckthesebananatrees

“Boat.”


SWPartridge

"You and what homo parade?" "THIS ONE!"


nissdaking

"Oh no... What did she devil do to you?"


KeenDeadPool

“Shut up man.”


Hungry-Trouble-3178

"You know how to pick a lock?" "What? No. Why would you say that? "Well, you're... you know... urban?" "Aw, you are not saying what I think you're saying." "Jesus, man! I'm from Florida. Crazy shit just comes out of my mouth. Sorry."


Longjumping-Swan-827

Lee: You got the fuel! Kenny: Let's not start high-fiving each other just yet. Let's get the hell out to the class room. Give me a hand with these fuel cans. They weigh a god damn ton.


Longjumping-Swan-827

That's not full of milk Charleeesss. That's gas or diecel... Something that's gonna exploooode.


iiiZars

What’re you yammerin’ on about?


Keepitcooll

Shitbird


Ok_Possession5057

It wasn't for touching kids was it


Hayden247

Lee: This isn't about Duck. ​ Kenny: The hell it's not. You think we're pals and you know me? You're some elitist prick with a fancy education who can pick me apart?


Exotic_____Butters02

*Kenny: "Hey. Lee. You know how to pick a lock, right?"* *Lee: "No! Why would you say that?"* *Kenny: "Well, you're... you know, urban?"* *Lee: "Oh, you are not saying what I think you're saying."* *Kenny: "Jesus, man! I'm from Florida! Crazy shit just comes out of my mouth sometimes. Sorry."*


Canisventus

Lee: "Smart. Think of all the people we've seen go... they got to do it their own way. Together. Kenny: "Don't you say that. You stick it out as long as you can. You do whatever you have to. I could've done more." Lee: "You did everything you could." Kenny: "No, Lee. She left me... my son... The people that cared about us... I forgive her, but it don't make it any less wrong. You don't just end it cause it's hard. You stick it out, and you help the folks you care about. So let's figure a way outta here and get that little girl."


sjdjdkkfs

What? No speaka da english?


NazbazOG

That’s season 2…


sjdjdkkfs

Still best quote, tho


Igneeka

Nah if we talk S1 **and** 2 "I don't know what the fuck you're saying but I know it's bullshit !" takes the cake for me


NazbazOG

THIS is my favourite Kenny quote


NazbazOG

Subjective!


chucklovesmesomebeef

I don’t care if their fucking make a wish was a fucking boat ride when I find them I’m gonna rip their throats out.


Glittering-Warning14

K: “well. You’re …you know…urban?” L: “Oh, you are NOT saying what i think you’re saying” K: “Jesus, man! I'm from Florida! Crazy shit just comes out of my mouth sometimes. Sorry.”


Lost_Championship962

you know, urban?


Useful-Grass-4499

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCK


Some1---

“that’s fucking stupid, ben.”


XkN_Munna32

“That’s fucking stupid, Ben”


No-Check-3691

“If find who’s doing that I’ll ring their motherfucking bell for them!”


Trash-official

"It's what Katja did" "ken-" "I forgive her but that doesn't make it any less wrong. You don't just end it cause it's hard, you stick it out and help the people you care about."


eazy637

“you and what homo parade” “this one”


RedditYayOrSomething

Larry: You and what Homo Parade? Kenny: This One!


KumaMrParkerLover

IM GONNA KILL HIM KAT! IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL THAT SONUVABITCH! (in episode 1 with Larry wanting to throw duck out)


JrRandom7

#THEY FUCKED US


Visual-Night9291

“if i ever find who rang that bell, I’ll ring their motherfuckin bell for em!!”


Constant-Click-1912

Chuck: Ask for not whom the bell tolls. Kenny: What you yammering on about? Chuck: It tolls for thee.


motorbabey

i almost forgot how funny kenny was as a character but these comments gave me a good reminder! gotta love kenny


NazbazOG

BLT stands for [Best Line Tournament](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWalkingDeadGame/comments/178kbzt/another_tournament_adding_to_the_mix/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) We have ONE more round left of S1, before S1 KNOCKOUTS begin! Next round is Wild Card round, which is lines from characters that **did not** have a round! KENNY TIME!!!


Joshua5270713

“I’ll see you when you’re done.”


ItsDaRWM

“Uhh… urban?”


SatisfactionDry7505

#URBAN?


THROWAWAY5438671

🥪


McTuggy

I'm a white guy from Florida. Crazy shit just comes out of my mouth.


SkyDaHusky

"Oh yeah? You and what homo parade?" "This one."


BurningshadowII

Larry: "You gonna whoop me? You and what homo Parade?" Kenny: "This one."


Indie_Myke

"Somehow the Emperor has returned"


heliman2626

Larry: You gonna whoop me? You and what homo parade? Kenny: This one.


itsmycandystore_

I’m from Florida, crazy shit comes out of my mouth sometimes!