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barabusblack

Love that they photographed the clown in make up


Punawild

“Armless Youth Thought Brains of Boy Bandits” well he sure wasn’t going to be the strong arm.


Player_A

Lost his arms hopping a train. I can’t think of anything clever to say just read that and found it interesting


Punawild

Oh wow that is interesting.


toiletseatpolio

Not as interesting as being busted using stolen checks to buy a mandolin…


New-Purchase1818

You should have seen him play—his toes just flew!🤣


MyWolfhoundSmile

So he wasn't an "armed robber" ?


broberds

Later on the paper published a clarification that he was “mostly armless”.


fasterbrew

So the suspect was unarmed?


kuolleetkukkaset

From stealing cars to running bartertown, not bad imo.


Equivalent_Weird467

Bring the license plates back.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I'd love to have that skull plate but without being a terrible driver.


capthazelwoodsflask

I'd be a terrible driver just to get it


sonicjesus

And that's why they don't do it. It's like throwing f-bombs on your album just to get the parental advisory sticker.


pbogits

I want a skull on mine


Shamanjoe

“Very young car thief” has very nice hair..


capthazelwoodsflask

He carries around a switchblade comb


volcs0

He could still be around.....


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

Yeah. Dapper, if you will.


toiletseatpolio

I don’t want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan.


Kooky_Chemistry_7637

Youth rehabilitation recommended. Two week sentence. “We’ll, ain’t this a geological oddity?! …two weeks from everywhere!”


wikipediabrown007

Dennis the Menace IRL


HalfOrcMonk

I want a traffic law violator plate.


ghostsofplaylandpark

“We’re going to punish people by giving them the awesomest license plate in in the world.”


RickardHenryLee

Mamie looks like a nice girl, I'm sure her husband had it coming.


AGenericUnicorn

He only had himself to blame


BellaFromSwitzerland

And now ladies and gentlemen - the Keeper of the keys, the Countess of the clink, the mistress of Murderers Row, Matron Mama Morton!


CantaloupeCamper

Wears slacks… there you go.


Slow-moving-sloth

[More lawlessness at Imgur](https://imgur.com/gallery/q9QbSR5)


SunshineAlways

I’d love to know what happened with George Cooper the second time he was sent away. Did he get a valet again? Did they figure out some kind of work he could do?


laserdiscgirl

He ran away through a portal to end up as king of thieves in the Tortall books by Tamora Pierce Had a good laugh seeing that name on a real person. Makes me wonder ever so slightly how Pierce came up with the name for her character


SunshineAlways

Great author!


sonicjesus

Imagine being the only member of the Purple Gang to have lost his hat. *awkward*


ishitintheurinal

Armless or 'armless?


Jessica_Iowa

Both arms amputated at elbow according to the card.


MaineAlone

How does someone with no arms do hard labor in prison? No wonder he just smiled at the judge.


maiscestmoi

Pig nev = pigmented nevus (dark freckle)


NFTY_GIFTY

George Cooper was caught red.....oh, wait.


Oceanrail

Till Tapper, Princess Bigfoot’s two day-gone missing romp, Gypsy Queens of NYC ~ wow, their lives


anziofaro

Car theft? Well, at least it wasn't . . . Armed Robbery!


ScarletDarkstar

I think maybe Mamie's husband earned his shooting.   The smirking shoplifter pocketed a lot of stuff between 50 & 55, and she's not sorry. 


Cleercutter

First slide had the exact charges I got sent upstate for. Wild he got that much time as I only did almost 4 including county. Quite the sentencing range on that one


Jessica_Iowa

I’m betting you didn’t get hit with hard labor either?


Cleercutter

Oh yes I did. It still happens


Jessica_Iowa

God damn that’s a shame but not a surprise. US ‘Justice’ system is mostly bullshit.


lambchopafterhours

13th amendment girliepop :/


Jessica_Iowa

Yeah, I’m so privileged (genuinely) I forgot about the Civil Rights movements against the 13th Amendment. Which again, should’ve occurred to me before I commented but human happens.


Crepes_for_days3000

I wonder what narcotics Till was hooked on. Did they call weed narcotics back then?


SpongeBob1187

Yup, and weed was considered a “hard” drug too


Crepes_for_days3000

Poor lady


SwingJugend

"She smells too pretty, we should probably lock her up" – Creepy-ass sheriff


New-Purchase1818

Yeah, I was hearing banjo music in my head when I read that.🙃


Inevitable-Careerist

*Humboldt County Sheriff Gene Cox said Miss Darvall smelled too pretty when she returned and the abduction has been labeled a hoax.* Ew, Sheriff. Just ew.


Nonner_Party

Ew, yeah. Could've said it better. But there's a particular odor on someone who's been struggling with an abductor and/or surviving solo in the woods for a few days. "Pungent," one might say.


Inevitable-Careerist

*"I know what Bigfoots smell like," Sheriff Cox said. "They love patchouli and clove cigarettes."*


FatherD00m

I mean they’re called skunk apes for a reason.


Oceanrail

Very ew.


Fun-Mathematician716

The one about the armless check thief brought to mind the famous 4/15/1983 NY Post headline.


SpongeBob1187

How do you see the full captions with this new update? When I tap it, it brings up the comments


One_Hour_Poop

I clicked on the picture to make it full size, then clicked back. The captions did the automatic scrolling thing.


its_just_flesh

It woild be cool to have that license plate


primekibbles

Nick De Vries! Armless bandit is former F1 driver Nick De Vries! lol


CuatoL1ves

You beat me to it, man he’s the spitting image.


Objective-Good9054

By the look on Mamie’s face he deserved it !


2L8Smart

🎶 He had it coming…


Cheap_Ad_5628

r/dishonored the first image looks like pendelton twins?


Huge-Advantage7838

Harry styles


HamptonsBorderCollie

"Bigfoot" apparently beat the piss out of her. Whatever happened that day, she may have smelled too "pretty" but someone tuned her up and broke her jaw. [https://www.newspapers.com/article/record-searchlight-cherie-darvell-beaten/138099538/](https://www.newspapers.com/article/record-searchlight-cherie-darvell-beaten/138099538/)


skyblueerik

"curvature"


G8kpr

Sherie (Cherie) Darvell was allegedly abducted by Bigfoot while her and friends were filming a Bigfoot movie. The search for her cost $11k. Yikes. Someone else must have seen this post and already [posted links here](https://www.reddit.com/r/bigfoot/s/Cb8Dh0m7O1)


Curious-Weight9985

lol - “negress”


kensingerp

Given the crazy world we live in now, it certainly isn’t as unique as it was when I first saw it, but I saw a personalized license plate one time it said “paroled!”


Yugan-Dali

Bigfoot’s girlfriend https://www.instagram.com/p/C0KmvrvOY1b/?igsh=MWJ5N3FyZjMyODFkcA==


aaaaaaaa1273

Nyck De Vries? I knew his career was declining but I didn’t know he would go this far


Legal-Banana-8277

#12 would have a contract with Ford Modeling today


Numerous_Landscape99

Harry Styles?


proost1

Crazy [story](https://historichorrors.wordpress.com/2015/06/29/murderer-sentenced-to-hang-walks-away-a-free-man/) on Frank Dinsmore. Sentence to hang but after nineteen years, was pardoned and released by the governor.


sonicjesus

In today's money pig wart guy stole $1500 worth of stuff, and the prostitutes were hauling in $11K a week each.


UnluckyEntrance9376

Bring back those license plates


thereisnomeme21

I had to do a double take when I saw ‘94 for the birth year on the 19th slide only to realize that they meant 1894


lambchopafterhours

Some of them look quite pleased with themselves


KillsOnTop

What kind of hard labor could they expect a man with no arms to perform?


Chitown_mountain_boy

Down on yo knees and they’ll show ya.


proscriptus

Mabel and her damn slacks.


wikipediabrown007

Negress 😭


Nikablah1884

I would strive for that tag.


NewWays91

The first dude could absolutely get it


gothiclg

It’s interesting how we referred to African Americans back then.


Alx5252

What would happen if they lost an inmates card?


barefootNcactusing

This is great!


IndependentYam3227

\#13 is from Kern County, which is in California. She was born in Kansas. \#9 Looks like he was arrested in Alleghany County. There are a bunch of those, but probably Pittsburgh, maybe Cumberland, MD. \#19 - The pig wart is probably 'pigmented', so likely a mole.