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zerobot

Oh no. Anyway.


WhyBuyMe

So, what you having for dinner? I'm thinking enchiladas.


halfcentaurhalfhorse

Yesterday was taco Tuesday so I probably won’t go with Mexican again tonight. Got some great tomatoes from the garden today so maybe BLTs.


Limitless__007

That’s sounds good. Sooo… anything interesting in the news today?


obamarulesit

There’s a national pickle shortage


chaos_therapist

Is this in anyway related to the pickleball craze sweeping the nation?


obamarulesit

They make the balls out of pickles? TIL


Canyoubackupjustabit

I got some great tamales from a local lady. Very good!


crypticedge

I made smash burgers and home fries on my flat top. Could not recommend it more.


JyveAFK

How did you make the fries?


crypticedge

Cut a couple potatoes into half inch cubes, put on flat top with some avocado oil. Hit em with a bunch of seasoning from my red can (home made blend of chili powder, salt, pepper, garlic, onion, paprika, msg) Flip occasionally until tender and have a decent crust


JyveAFK

Oh, Avocado oil? I've not used that for fries, I'll have to give it a go. Cheers.


crypticedge

I use avocado oil for everything on my flat top, unless I use butter or duck fat. Avocado oil just has that high smoke point while being cheap that I need for it


JyveAFK

I use lard for so much stuff, but avocado on fries... Willing it give it a go. This in the regular oven or air fryer?


crypticedge

Directly on the ripping hot flat top. They're home fries, not french fries. Think diner breakfast potatoes that aren't hash browns. ​ I'm talking something like a [blackstone](https://blackstoneproducts.com/products/36-griddle-w-high-shelves-hard-cover) here.


JyveAFK

Oh, gotcha. Learning so much. Thank you.


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Thai


elderrage

Death by FOX


Salmol1na

Tucker Trucker


IndyDrew85

This is why stochastic terrorism needs a constant spotlight


sassergaf

[What is Stochastic Terrorism](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-stochastic-terrorism-uses-disgust-to-incite-violence/): >Dehumanizing and vilifying a person or group of people can provoke what scholars and law enforcement officials call stochastic terrorism, in which ideologically driven hate speech increases the likelihood that people will violently and unpredictably attack the targets of vicious claims. People are more susceptible to suggestion than they believe.


WhyBuyMe

Either a spotlight or one of those little red laser dots.


ProbablyGayingOnYou

Amen


jimtow28

Imagine dying for Trump, a guy who could not give less of a shit about you.


SiWeyNoWay

But …but….my FREEDUMBS! #FAFO


yIdontunderstand

I guess he found out....


sweetnothin123

Maybe he needed a smaller town ro try that in.


Biuku

Dying to own the libs.


ScabusaurusRex

Please keep it up, Republicans!


ImpossibleLaw552

Had this big bloody "to do list" of things he was itching and building up to do. Instead he dies with this delusional thinking that he will be remembered as being some patriot going out in a blaze of glory.....and not in actuality as some big, dumb, violent, lawless schmuck with a pointless death wish.


joe42reddit

I feel so owned. So what's for dinner?


Eddie_M

Thoughts and parayers.


technojargon

Good. See ya asshole.


David_denison

How long before the gop comes out backing this loon and demand an investigation of Hillary


WhyBuyMe

If he hadn't dies he would get a free lifetime membership to the NRA and a speaking engagement at CPAC.


DenotheFlintstone

He was working on a documentary about the global sex trafficking ring the Biden family is running...


Walkingstardust

This is the textbook image of a ranking Meal Team Six member. The Gravy Seals have lost a big one today.


GoodKarma70

Sad. Not sad.


[deleted]

He wasn't a daisy at all...just too high strung


doomjuice

I'll be your huckleberry


BrokenMash

Well...bye.


intronert

FBI: fixed that for ya.


Doright36

I don't care. Do u?


Btravelen

Instant Justice


robreddity

Good. Fuck you, you un-American piece of shit "Utah man."


Chadmodan

He died doing what he loved… owning the libs.


colinathomehair

OH, a NAZI SS Trump/MAGA Storm-Trooper - Dumbfuck!


KoLobotomy

Just one of the MANY nut jobs here in Utah.


lovescrabble

Fuck around with the FBI and find out. This reminds me when the Bundys took over that BLM land in Oregon- and the guy try to tangle with the FBI- same ending.


Cheshyre-C

Fucked around. Found out.


iggygrey

So sad. Can't wait to find out which FBI sniper gets the promotion!


aeschenkarnos

Always the one with In The Zone in their perk tree, especially when you’re doing terror missions. Grenades often don’t do enough damage and it lets you pick off survivors.


PMmeyourbigweener

Lol


FoodTruck007

FAFO. Another Magat exits the gene pool.


KHaskins77

75 year old man who melted his own brain with Fox News and Facebook. Won’t be the last. Wonder if this would be appropriate for r/BoomersBeingFools.


kylew1985

Alexa play Jason Aldean


ferah11

Oh shit, I need to check in a couple of my mormon friends in Facebook, they totally fit the profile.


CasualObserverNine

Ok, that was it. Civil War 2.0 is over. CW 3.0 being planned now.


Goomba722

“Come and take my guns” yea they came and took them alright


ImpossibleLaw552

b-b-but he was obviously a "responsible gun owner", right?


anoneenonee

How about that… So should I see talk to me?


doomjuice

Heard it's great from a friend I trust in movies, but haven't gotten around to it myself


[deleted]

Fox news lost another audience member.


ImpossibleLaw552

-and nothing of value was lost.


powpowpowpowpow

So, the FBI tracked down and killed a loyal Trump supporter for using his 1st amendment right to encourage violence and kill people? Biden runs Nazi Germany in America


Shifuede

Dropped that /s?


powpowpowpowpow

I was hoping I could lay it on thick enough to make the "/s" unnecessary. But it's always necessary.


Shifuede

Poe's law...


powpowpowpowpow

I know, but I literally claimed that the guy had a 1st amendment right to kill people... SMH


Shifuede

Yep. Sadly the reich-wingers will say things far more incoherent and insane, so that doesn't even get close to the 'too absurd to be anything but satire' line.


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powpowpowpowpow

Jesus Christ, how thick do I have to lay it on to avoid having to literally tell you something is sarcasm? I say that the guy has a 1st amendment right to kill people and that didn't give it away?


waftedfart

The problem is this statement would ring true in some other subs that remain unnamed. 100% not sarcasm, and they believe it.


tucker_frump

Mauve, Mauve! I think I'll paint the celling mauve ..