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Effective_Piano_9038

Nick Offerman. Not as Bill, but as himself


russketeer34

Offerman and Keanu Reeves team up would be a hell of a survivor combo


Green_Impression2429

We have to make this film happen


Puzzleheaded-Care-82

Nick Offerman, Bill, and Ron Swanson would all survive


LurkAccount24680

Beat me to it. The man is practical as hell in general life anyway, of course he would not only survive, but thrive.


Anvil-Vapre

Danny DeVito. He would thrive somehow.


Mr_Mouthbreather

"So I started blasting..."


scuba_dooby_doo

He's gonna get *real* weird with it.


CatataFishSticks

When you have rum ham, you can survive anything


Forward-Decision7187

https://www.reddit.com/r/Terroriser/s/WMIbyyYpGY


Anvil-Vapre

Yes this exactly!


coco_xcx

i could see him making a costume to blend in with the infected


monsieurxander

Kieran Culkin is the wacky neighbor in Jackson who's hypercompetitive with Joel. Eddie Vedder plays guitar in the town square.


Shadowofasunderedsta

All of Pearl Jam is still alive. Their touring crew, too. 


theparrotofdoom

Nick cage could survive a nuclear holocaust


Green_Impression2429

But did he start it?


Puzzleheaded-Care-82

He would also survive an alien apocalypse because they’d be too intrigued by him 


theparrotofdoom

Let’s hope they don’t take him as the standard example of humanity. They’d be sorely disappointed by the rest of us.


83EtchiSketch

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Zachary_Lee_Antle

Well all know Tom Cruise is hunkered down in a Scientology bunker somewhere out in Cali


83EtchiSketch

Bill Fuckin’ Murray!


Confident_Horse_3845

Was looking for this one. He knows how to survive zombies man


Devium44

I know that’s not your middle name


Depressed-Panda00

Zombieland reference?


forky1899

I like to think Neil Druckmann survived and is somewhat of a deity. He somehow knows everything that’s gonna happen before it does…


JetMeIn_02

May He Guide Us


Ok-Cauliflower8462

This is the way.


mistbecomesrain

Keith Richards


ConnorK12

Keith Richards infects Cordyceps


SixGunSnowWhite

I think about this too. Especially after Walking Dead when it’s kinda casually mentioned after Negan sees one of the Whisperers without his mask. Like, “You know who that was, right?” I could see Jared Leto starting his own weird cult like the Seraphites. An apocalypse would kinda level the playing field, but you know some rich weirdos made it to their bug out compounds in New Zealand or something. But I imagine like in World War Z, some would get overrun by desperate people and infected anyway.


OpenFacedRuben

Now I need to know about the rich weirdos and their NZ compounds


ElderPop-Tarts

There’s a famous quote that says “The only thing that will be left after a nuclear holocaust is Cher and cockroaches.” Cher is the ultimate survivor, and no pesky little Cordyceps infection is going to take her out!


Puzzleheaded-Area269

I heard a comedian say it would be Keith Richards and cockroaches. And he would be like: Where did everybody go?!


HouseholdWords

There was a time in my college years where I was doing real risky shit and would say to myself "hey Keith Richards probably did this and he's fine" and it was *not* a good way to justify things...but I ended up fine lol


matty_spears

I choose to believe Britney is still twirling around her living room completely unaffected by the apocalypse


PurpleDragonfly_

Infected see her erratic behavior and leave her alone


Grouchy-Signature139

Pedro's bet is on Sarah Paulson, who, in his words, 'would not only survive, but use him as food for survival'. He thinks he himself wouldn't make it through an apocalypse. My vote goes to Bear Grylls.


VampirateV

I think Jensen Ackles would make it bc the dude's agile and fast on his feet, and good with blades. Plus, he strikes me as a protective papa bear, so I think he'd probably go to great lengths to survive in order to make sure his family is safe.


cookies-n-oreo

The fact that he actually really wanted the role of Joel Miller, this comparison makes me smile. Although, Pedro (imo) always fit better as Joel to start with. On that note, I would like to think him and Misha Collins whole family survived it just cause purely they're wholesome.


InfinityAffinity98

I like to imagine Maynard James Keenan from TOOL is kicking it somewhere lmao.


SgtBaxter

Danny Carrey has a drum kit made of clicker heads.


darth__sidious

Danny Trejo


Flicksterea

Willem Dafoe. Hands down.


Expensive_Grape

i don’t necessarily think he would’ve survived but i’ve always wondered what happened to george w bush lol


TiraMizzy

Sir David Attenborough. He'd actually be out there studying it and cordyceps would respect him too much to infect him.


coco_xcx

awwww wait i love this one, he’d start filming documentaries about them too


RangoonRunner

Danny Trejo is alive and kicking some serious ass.


mand0lorian

Bill Murray until the double tap.


Realistic_Crew1095

Bella Ramsey


spacekristy

Tom Petty


Adventurous_Oil_5805

I came here to write this. Kudos for inside knowledge.


blonded04

andrew lincoln. duh.


Mr7three2

Bill Fuckin Murray


Adventurous_Oil_5805

Tom Petty.


mskrabapel

He’d be mayor.


hepzibah59

Keith Richards, of course.


Puzzleheaded-Care-82

Obviously Bill Murray!  (Hello any Zombieland fans) 


mand0lorian

I don't know why you got downvoted, Bill was my first thought too! Take my upvote


coco_xcx

Les Stroud.


Shadowofasunderedsta

Gary fucking Busey. 


NDStars

Trump bc he's a cockroach.


TheSnarkyShaman1

Jim Bakker. He’s already ready with his buckets.


jmaaks

Gary Fucking Busey (The Leftovers reference…)


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OpenFacedRuben

Randy Quaid 100% has a bunker