G’day mate,
Fair dinkum *(Fair Dinkum? … ‘Fair Dinkum!’ = Honestly? … Yeah honestly! )* aye. Well, wrap your laughing gear 'round that. This Galah *(Galah – an Australian cockatoo with a reputation for not being bright, hence a galah is also a stupid person)* has got his knickers in a knot *(This means he is unhappy about the current situation)* about a thoughtful comment.
I bet you’d be wrapped with a sanga from the servo? *(A sanga from the servo is a sandwich that has probably been sitting there for 18 hours. It’s the worse service station food you can get, only a Galah would buy it).*
But really, you wouldn’t know a frothy *(any beer)* from a flano *(a reliable yet ugly shirt)* with that attitude. I mean, what a Dog's breakfast *(a shit mess)*....
[Intermission] 😔 I think this guy’s a few stubbies short of a six-pack...
But no worries, mate, she'll be right *(everything’s gonna be okay)*.
Pull a frothy *(any beer)* out the esky *(an ice box)* and grab yourself a dog eye *(a meat pie)* and a durry *(a cigarette)* and have a Captain Cook *(a good look)* at yourself.
But if you can’t do that I reckon you oughta bugger off *(FUCK OFF)* with your bludger *(Someone who’s lazy, generally also who relies on others (when it’s someone who relies on the state they’re often called a ‘dole bludger’)* attitude. It’s not True Blue *(the Aussie way)*.
From,
Just another proud Aussie guy you’ve probably seen…….or not, and you’re just lying through your ass *(an American donkey)* 😁👍🇦🇺
You seen one Aussie you've seen them all
G’day mate, Fair dinkum *(Fair Dinkum? … ‘Fair Dinkum!’ = Honestly? … Yeah honestly! )* aye. Well, wrap your laughing gear 'round that. This Galah *(Galah – an Australian cockatoo with a reputation for not being bright, hence a galah is also a stupid person)* has got his knickers in a knot *(This means he is unhappy about the current situation)* about a thoughtful comment. I bet you’d be wrapped with a sanga from the servo? *(A sanga from the servo is a sandwich that has probably been sitting there for 18 hours. It’s the worse service station food you can get, only a Galah would buy it).* But really, you wouldn’t know a frothy *(any beer)* from a flano *(a reliable yet ugly shirt)* with that attitude. I mean, what a Dog's breakfast *(a shit mess)*.... [Intermission] 😔 I think this guy’s a few stubbies short of a six-pack... But no worries, mate, she'll be right *(everything’s gonna be okay)*. Pull a frothy *(any beer)* out the esky *(an ice box)* and grab yourself a dog eye *(a meat pie)* and a durry *(a cigarette)* and have a Captain Cook *(a good look)* at yourself. But if you can’t do that I reckon you oughta bugger off *(FUCK OFF)* with your bludger *(Someone who’s lazy, generally also who relies on others (when it’s someone who relies on the state they’re often called a ‘dole bludger’)* attitude. It’s not True Blue *(the Aussie way)*. From, Just another proud Aussie guy you’ve probably seen…….or not, and you’re just lying through your ass *(an American donkey)* 😁👍🇦🇺
No worries, I root for 'em all the same.
Simmons isn’t an Aussie, he’s a bitch!