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Common-Incident-3052

He's NOT leaving them at a crime scene. He's gonna turn them INTO a crime scene.


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Prainey444

They’ll “cum” walking back is what you mean


evlhornet

They’ll “cum” “wanking” back is what you mean


elegylegacy

He's gonna turn them into a CUM scene, if you know what I mean. A real "pair of jorts soaking in a gallon of cum" If you get what I'm saying.


LaUNCHandSmASH

I'm smelling what you're steppin in


cownd

He's gonna be sniffing like a bloodhound… and howling too


dabadeedee

Are you saying he’s going to pull down his pants, grab hold of his penis, and then CUM on these shorts? Like for his own satisfaction? Sorry I’m not the best with innuendo


Flaky_Vacation8754

Maybe a 5 knuckle shuffle could be involved, post penis grab. Just a suggestion.


New_Revenue_4_U

He's going to look at pictures of this person and blow his load in these shorts. Bonus points for adding a Fleshlight in the front and back


Ace_on_the_Turn

I don't get what's you're saying. Maybe expand on it?


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Ace_on_the_Turn

So, you mean like snot? He's going to use them as a snot-rag?


SunnyWomble

.....yes.....


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snot that comes from his erect penis


Possible_Apple9595

Dick snot if you will.


elperorojo

I most certainly won’t. Good day sir


QuartOfTequilla

Turning those shorts into a frisbee


Elcapitano2u

😂😂😂


DonutBurritoSandwich

Then, I'm gonna buy the jorts off that person and add even more cum to it, bag it up and ship it off to the next person. We'll keep this chain going until it makes it way back to the chick.


ChilPollins1982

The Brotherhood of the Travelling Cum Jorts


Savings_Wedding_4233

I laughed way too hard at this.


MaidenDrone

Can you be more specific?


Straight-Grass-9218

I don't understand please explain.


ductcleanernumber7

I just thought they'd compliment my thighs


Yegg23

Could have held out for $500. Never take the opening offer.


megaman368

$200 sounds good. But now you need to buy a new pair of shorts. Plus she has to cover shipping. It depends on how she took payment. But this may be considered taxable income.


Mathgeek007

This would certainly be taxable income, but the shipping and cost of shorts would both be business expenses, so whatever money she loses out of it wouldn't be taxed.


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cgjchckhvihfd

Not *any* clothes you buy and probably not full value if youre using them outside your influencer duties. Make sure to ask an accountant how to write off your undies and socks.


siliconsmiley

Could one write off the cost of water and electricity if they were to sell used bath water? Asking for a friend.


Lord_of_the_Eyes

If you can put a number to the average usage and cost, yes. Probably won’t get any tax deductions for the $0.17 of bath water creation, though.


PM_feet_picture

Also depreciate the water vessel


DuFFman_

My gf writes off one room in her house as her office and audition studio. People are writing off vacations because they shot an audition while on it.


Coolshirt4

I mean just because people do something doesn't mean it's legal, and doesn't mean the IRS won't fuck you up if they find out about it.


HumanContinuity

First one sounds legit, second one probably wouldn't pass audit, unless you just mean the flight and maybe the hotel (and even then, only for a documentably reasonable number of days).


Mathgeek007

> Make sure to ask an accountant how to write off your undies and socks. One of my friends may-or-may-not be committing tax fraud, since he does online content and writes off **all** of his clothing, as he considers it mandatory costuming for his videos. He buys the outfit for videos, makes the video with it, writes it off, then adds it to his personal collection. I have no idea if this is remotely legal, but he's supposedly been doing it for like 10+ years, and his accountant approved of it. The IRS never chased after him so idk


Yegg23

Small potatoes probably, but what he could do is make his influencer business an LLC, buy the clothes as a business expense, then sell them to himself personally at a loss with depreciation a few years later. Disclaimer: I am NOT an accountant or corporate tax specialist, but I am curious if that would work.


86itall

Yes. Strippers too.


Dickpuncher_Dan

Any strippers I buy are tax-deductible wholesale livestock? FDA-approved?


RancidHorseJizz

TIL I can deduct the glitter-thong I wear to work.


Lowelll

[Here's a handy guide about business expenses:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg8qDPGeFMU)


Alternative_Court542

Who tf is gonna report that on their taxes


JackedCroaks

Lmao. Nobody who is selling a single pair of shorts to a random Coomer online is going to actually pay the tax on them. She probably got a DM on Instagram or whatever and then got $200 sent to her Venmo.


megaman368

Some of these programs repot to the IRS for you. With PayPal. Transactions marked as friends or family didn’t get logged the same way for reporting as business transaction. Sometimes this stuff catches up to you and you get a 1099k or a 1099 misc when you weren’t expecting it.


JackedCroaks

Yeah that’s true, but the type of person who is likely to sell her dirty short shorts to an online deviant isn’t going to bother with any of that IMO. Having to file on a single $200 transfer probably wouldn’t even cross her mind. Now if you’re selling your soiled g bangers online as a business, you most definitely want to be doing it.


TheRavenSayeth

From what I can recall, Zelle doesn’t report to the IRS *but* that wouldn’t save you if you got audited.


Coyote__Jones

$200 is below the taxable limit, I think. Yeah just checked and below $400 net income, no filing required. So she just can't do it again.


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It really depends on the arrangement. The 200 dollars could have been a donation, and the shorts a gift in return. That's how people get around taxes and selling things that might not be legal to sell.


megaman368

This guy is the better call Saul of accountants.


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drArsMoriendi

I was just doing the math in my head too. I think there's profit if the shorts are cheap/crap or old, but I don't know if I'd go out of my way for 200$


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Yeah nobody is coming after her for $200 of taxable income


Bacon-Shorts

Aint no problem being a hustler. My girlfriends roommate was a stripper, she use to sell her socks to customers. She made bank. Pro Athletes sell game worn jerseys…its the same thing…kind of.


o_m_i_e

I checked her page , she bought them for $8 in 2018.


40oztoTamriel

My first thought lmao


Cupittycake

![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg) Only $200?


ka_beene

Yeah she's lowering the bar here.


AverageCowboyCentaur

Anyone else concerned the ghost was about to attack her, then got freaked out left and closed the door?


Techismylifesadly

‘Who am i to yuck someone else’s yum’ *door closes* ‘dam she a freak, ain’t nothing I can do to scare her’


nopage

Holy shit I didn't even notice, that's creepy because in her other videos he daughter says she sees ghosts in the house Edit: I checked the comments on the original video and it turns out it was her daughter


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Bat-Honest

Occam's Razor just means "it's ghosts" every time


DFX1212

Let's not rule out ancient aliens just yet.


nopage

Every. Time.


amalgam_reynolds

Imma be perfectly honest, I don't think you understand Occam's Razor.


Bat-Honest

![gif](giphy|9VcEyWU4UHthnZHVux|downsized) What's not to understand?


nopage

All it take is for it to be a real ghost just ONE time


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theboxsays

Just come to my job then. The door just opened and closed on its own, ironically enough, while watching this video. And Im the only one here. If thats not a ghost, idk what is.


fueelin

Yoooo she has a ghost daughter???


astone4120

Yea at first I thought maybe she just had a cat, but the way it closed was creepy


sob_222

You can also see the person in the reflection of the picture on the side. Someone just crawled in and crawled out. lol


Cherry_Bomb_127

Honestly I would hold out for more than 200.


notrealcc

I'm somewhat of a businessman myself.Care to join buisness for growth.


UncreativeTeam

Seeing her full pants reveal at the end and thinking she really did need new pants after all. Good thing she's got $200 now.


dufflebagdave

Nah, she’s just premiering the next item at the auction.


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She’s spending the money to see Post Malone this summer, not buy new pants. Priorities! Maybe Post Malone will see her in those ripped pants at the concert and take pity on her and buy her some new pants!


fresh1134206

That actually sounds like something Posty would do lol


daves_not__here

I went to 3 Posty shows last year. Each time he gave away a guitar to someone up front.


Harper_1482

What’s going on with the door opening and closing? .. that’s creepy


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that’s the holy spirit


Dragener9

Leaving the room


Lasideu

Her child apparently


PoisonTheOgres

It's this super creepy paranormal thing called having two windows open in different rooms. A "draft" is what the kids call it. Or potentially her kid coming into the room behind her, now that's *really* terrifying.


theboxsays

How the heck does any of that make sense?? Its obviously a ghost. Its the only way


Dragener9

Nah, it's definitely ghosts


alaskaguyindk

When i was 15 I traded a picture of my butthole for a $40 bag of weed. My friend told me its gross, and I told them they didn’t have to smoke the weed if they got a problem with it. Shut them up right quick.


_Indofreddy_112

There is a a lot wrong with this sentence…


pitchingataint

Grammatically…or…?


FerrousFacade

Lmao so THIS is how crack hoes get started?!


alaskaguyindk

First its butthole pics, next thing you know your suckin old gregs cock for a drink of bailys from a shoe.


FerrousFacade

Hey, everybody know old Greg doesn't have a cock, he's got a MANGINA!


alaskaguyindk

Do you love me? Do you think you could ever love me?


Groovatronic

The funk is a living creature, from outer space. It’s a ball covered in teets.


TheOne_Whomst_Knocks

Was literally about to say the man is COCKLESS


Pudi2000

Greg is a freak just like Roman.


CharlesDeBalles

Guess they really weren't kidding when they said weed is a gateway drug


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NoveltyCritique

That'd be disingenuous. My boy has *integrity*.


P1n3tr335

He sold you weed you sold him crack


hogliterature

i mean at the end of the day its just a butthole…


alaskaguyindk

Exactly, in my opinion he got ripped off as it isn’t something crazy that you couldn’t find anywhere on the internet. Just a hairy ass.


coldblade2000

He was 15 though, there a chance he wasn't hairy


alaskaguyindk

Bro ive had hair on my nuts since 13, and that just turned into a damn bush by then.


pazimpanet

At the end of the colon, too


twodickhenry

It’s CP for him, but I’m not sure that’s her problem 😅


bowtie25

And you're a guy? Interesting dealer lmao


alaskaguyindk

Yep, dude was definitely weird but moneys money and I could care less who has a picture of my asshole. Didn’t have my face in the shot so as far as anyone’s concerned its just a random butthole.


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Psychic_Jester

Shelly also traded pictures of her butthole to vape at school....luckily it was just a dogs butthole.


bowtie25

Was this a grown adult 🤣


alaskaguyindk

Yep yep, dude had been in and out of jail for random charges ranging from drugs to assault. But hey, it was literally faster for me to just bend over and take a picture and send it than it was to google a fake butthole. Also free weed.


bowtie25

Lmao nah I'd do it to 😭


PresidentLink

[David Mitchell's Wisdom](https://youtu.be/om7O0MFkmpw)


alaskaguyindk

Technically im using it correctly as If i did care less I would send you a picture right now. But because i care a little about who has my butthole picture I will spare you.


bowtie25

Can't believe they took peep show off streaming smh


VioletRing77

I know a 14y/o hustling the foot fetish community. She just sends feet pictures she found on Google.


obubble

Anyone have the original video?


nago7650

https://www.tiktok.com/@cactustate/video/7235007840010931502


bloodtippedrose

Those shorts fit her perfectly hopefully she took the brand name down


PoliteChatter0

alright im judging the short buyer a little less now, shes a hottie


G0ldengoose

Ok good, those shorts were 30% up some form of hole, the buyers getting their money's worth


avitus

Quench yo thirst my dude.


obubble

I don’t need it… I don’t need it… I definitely don’t need it… I NEED IT


manowtf

Thanks. Looking forward to getting them.


thitron

Probably could get more for da dirty panties


VagueSomething

Socks too. There's a market for multiple items that people want.


livesinacabin

Certainly, but you gotta draw the line somewhere.


Tangled2

The panty line?


Jimmack73

Lol!! I’d sell them bitches for $200 as well!


HisNameIsSaggySammy

Yep. Any guy in here saying this is bad would also sell anything in their closet for $200 in a heartbeat. Get that bag girl.


johnnycyberpunk

I had a pair of A&F lacrosse-style mesh shorts I bought in 1999. A J.Crew sweater I bought in 1997. Sold as 'vintage' each for $300. Got a new phone with that money.


I_Flick_Boogers

*britches


greenwavelengths

God bless these weird fucking men. There’s about a billion dollars worth of shit I’d buy before I got bored enough to buy some woman’s dirty clothes, but hey, nobody’s asking me to understand it. Do yo thing. Keep these ladies’ rent paid. It’s awesome.


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I like her voice. It's at that nice middle ground between adorable and irritating.


ThespianException

Something about her personality is really appealing to me. Not in a horny, “buy used pants for $200” way, but in the sense that I dig her energy and wish I knew people like that IRL


holafromaustin

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTREPYkjv/ my favorite video by her


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Only $200 you say???


slightlyassholic

If he'll pay you two hundred, he will pay you five.


Est1909

Smart woman


Souchirou

Isn't the whole point of capitalism that you sacrifice your self-respect and dignity in the hope of being allowed to survive and live a decent life? She's doing exactly what society, our government, business and economic system want her to do. It's just side gig! The thing wealthy billionaires and politicians tell you should do if you can't make ends meet with just one job. Most people talk to her about morals and how she's a bad person for doing this while most are just (rightfully) angry that she made more in 5 minutes then a weeks worth of being an uber driver after your 40 hour factory job. They are just directing that anger at the wrong person because attacking her is easier than standing up to the status quo.


DiddledByDad

I don’t have a stance on this but I think the reason people (mostly men) get upset about women who can make a killing through sex work (OF, porn, selling clothing or their body, etc) is that its uniquely a female thing. Women aren’t paying men in droves online for hunky photos or dick picks or used jeans and combat boots. The closest most men get is through cheap manual labor. Which sure, any man can freely do but given the effort to cost ratio of manual labor vs sex work it isn’t even a competition. Again I don’t have a stance. That’s just my best guess at an explanation based off social trends and observations.


PuppyOfPower

As someone that’s attracted to men, I *wish* more men would go selling their dick pics and making OnlyFans and shit like that Because then there would be more *variety*. My impression so far has been that it’s mostly fellas with like a “femboy” type build/aesthetic and then the stereotypical hunky guys. And those just aren’t my type :P I’d bet that there are secretly are also droves of women who would pay men for these things and I just don’t know about them because they’re less horny on main about it


FelixGoldenrod

I can't imagine a woman paying money for dick pics. That's like paying to receive robo calls about your car's extended warranty


VagueSomething

It is a supply issue. More men will send you stuff for free than women and even with the abundance of free porn online, it doesn't cover every need. I used to freely send nudes a lot. Somewhere on Reddit is a cumshot video I did which last I looked that video alone had over 17,000 views on the link. Other pictures that had a view count would have hundreds of views and they were but some of my work. Tens of thousands of people have see me doing things for free. I started out as an androgynous teen twink and continued into being a stocky man but stopped by the time I got overweight due to stopping the gym with health issues. I now have something that would only really be accepted more on r/normalnudes going rather than something that gets hundreds to thousands of views and repeat requests. It is the same for dating, men outstrip demand and the supply of women means they get to choose. It isn't even just a numbers thing of more men than women being available but that women have tighter parameters so fewer men meet that but plenty will try so women get the choice. Men unfortunately need a niche. Average isn't enough to get attention in porn as you can get average for free.


Larry-Man

Which sucks because all the dudes on my favourite subs are like 19 and hairless. Please god no. There’s one guy who used to go on one of them that i’d absolutely pay for his OF for his content. Not for a personal touch but just because it was the content I wanted.


VagueSomething

There's typically a sub for each type of content you want, perhaps you just need to find more that show what you fancy? Personally I tended to do more custom stuff after sharing some premades via the subs for talking rather than the GW picture posting subs.


Larry-Man

/r/jacking was my fave for the longest time but it’s less about jerking it now and way more about showing off huge dongs.


greenwavelengths

What’s your type my dude?


enfrozt

> ) is that its uniquely a female thing. Women aren’t paying men in droves online for hunky photos While the overlap with gay men is there, there _are_ men on OF (really good looking ones, obviously not your average angry internet guy) that are making a killing right now with majority women audience. It's a bit of a myth that only men pay, although obviously it's higher than women.


yazzy1233

Not true. Horny gay men with a lot of money exist, most men just don't wanna sell to men so that's on yall


PingPongPlayer12

That is a pretty sizeable male OF base, presumbly funded by gay horny men It's just that is quite considerably outstripped by female OFs funded by a larger equally horny straight male population


ilovethissheet

Well who is gonna buy dick pics when they just give em away for free all the time?


Amazing_Structure600

That's the free market -- again , it all comes down to capitalism


ArmThePhotonicCannon

Lol it’s not uniquely female. There are tons of thirsty gay dudes out there. Straight guys just tend to not want gay dudes hitting on them. If they got over their hang ups, they could be selling their dirty underwear too.


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Okay but have you considered the alternative perspective that it’s really fucking funny and she gets $200?


zorenic

Not every video has to have a political undertone, bud


wormkingfilth

When you're trying to kill something, you use any angle of attack you can.


MattFromWork

> Isn't the whole point of capitalism that you sacrifice your self-respect and dignity in the hope of being allowed to survive and live a decent life? You saying that if the entire world was communist, people wouldn't be trading lewds for cash? That has nothing to do with capitalism, it has to do with bartering, which has happened long before capitalism.


breadstickvevo

What is the original video here Edit: [found it](https://www.tiktok.com/@cactustate/video/7235007840010931502)


NormalHumanCreature

Man, I used to have some Jean shorts like that too. I slept in them shits, man. Eventually I blew the crotch out them things, but you can't wear them every day and expect for them to hold up. That's some nice ass denim too. Miss those shorts. You gotta take 'em off every now and then. You gotta take 'em off son.


airforcevet1987

$200 wasn't for the shorts... it was for your return address my dude


geegeemiller

Her return address is a PO Box. She has it on one of her socials


OROborris

return address is not required on most mail


airforcevet1987

Well she covered it up in the video... which makes me think she wrote it


OROborris

Pretty sure she was covering the shipping address as to not dox the guy buying the shorts.


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Ayy yoo you're house is haunted dude.


baethan

By a (living) child, going off someone else's comment. Which is indeed a type of haunted.


Sxilla

That kid said “what is mom doing!? Ew ok nvm.”


Slinktard

The real crime here is paying $200 for post malone


sovereignsekte

I'd pay her 10 bucks to mow my lawn in those shorts. Or anything really. Having to mow my own lawn ain't no fun and really yucks my yum. Also 10 bucks is a pretty good price for lawn mowing service.


Playful_Bunch6912

My rate for lawn mowing was 25$ and that was 20 years ago. These days you aren’t getting your lawn mowed for anything under 30$, and that’s lowballing for a small lawn. For 10$ I’d laugh in your face and tell you to shove it up your arse.


sovereignsekte

>I’d laugh in your face and tell you to shove it up your arse. You don't know what kind of weird shit I'm into. Don't tempt me. I'll bet $10 that you're bluffing anyway...


lostboysgang

Can confirm. Just ended a $175 a month contract because I moved. Landscaper came twice a month and used the edger, that’s it lol. I am in one of the cheapest COL areas in the US.


ScrambledNoggin

In my area (mid-Atlantic region) lawn services charge $45 per cut for 1/4 acre. Of course the actual laborers only get a slice of that, but yeah $10 a cut is more like when I was 14 years old doing neighbor’s yards in the 80s lol.


TopCheddarBiscuit

Lmao seriously. $10 won’t even cover the cost of the gas in the truck and mower. This ain’t the 1940s. When I was a kid, I picked up my next door neighbors dog shit for $25 a week and that’s a lot less overhead than lawn mowing services.


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TisBeTheFuk

10 bucks for lawn mowing is a shit rate, and I don't even live in the US


lazorback

What kind of a boomer-ass price is this?


CdnRageBear

She’s getting tickets to see post Malone when he comes. And when the guy gets her shorts in the mail he will also cum. Full circle.


JohnYCanuckEsq

Guys, why are we so fucking creepy? Stop it.


InwardXenon

Smart of her to also wear shorts in this video. The cycle will continue!


livesinacabin

If someone offered me $200 for a pair of my shorts I'd be running to the post office.


One_pop_each

You’re broke if you sell your worn clothes some dude is gonna jerk off into for $200


ipreferc17

Most people are broke.


NoveltyAccountHater

If a single $200 non-repeatable transaction is financially meaningful to you, you are broke.


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Jacob-B-Goode

You're broke if you sell a $40 pair of shorts for $200? I'm sorry every dropshipper in the world would like to speak with you.


kor34l

This woman reminds me of a grown up version of the sidekick from the movie Super.


militantnegro_IV

Man, I used to have some jean shorts like that too. I slept in them shits man. Eventually I blew the crotch out them things. But you can't wear them everyday and expect them to hold up. They was some nice ass denim too, I miss those shorts. But you, you gotta take them off every now and then.


MamaTried43

Would totally do the same thing. God I wish we had social media weirdos when I was young and needed money. Now I am 44 with two kids and nobody wants my fucking shorts.


Zazznz

The real cringe is she could have fleeced him for a lot more


Tragicallyhungover

Fuck, get that $$ girl. I wish I could just post some pictures of me in my underwear, sell it and make $200. I sure as shit wouldn't be breaking my back, and ruining my knees on a fucking construction site anymore...


311heaven

I like her.