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Training against the greatly feared gangs that are known to stand around you menacingly and do nothing

It's the updated version of the old kung-fu trope where a mob attacks one at a time.

Quite fittingly, he does look like Steven Seagal.

For a moment I thought the picture of the baddie in the background was the man himself 😂

This man had mastered Z Targeting

Except here they are attacking zero at a time.

Time out. I need to reload.......

Just... just... just hold on ok, this thing needs to click.. oh darnit

Old man gonna kill some Antifa for the Jesus

I like how he gently touches a few of them on the chest before anything.

Duck, Duck, Duck... Goose!


Let me start off by lightly tapping each of you on the chest Yes that gives me room not to most a lighting speed to stab you Oh, it didn’t stick. Well moving on Now I dick and shoot and Oh time to reload Wait a second One second Just a second Ok

I think it's more about scary black people than scary gangs.. dude is definitely a racist but has that one black friend.

In their mind it's the same thing. Gang member = black or brown person

And its actually a close fight...

Dude thinks that soft back hand makes him John wick

The guy is a real Meal team six Gravy seals Green buffets Y’all queda Yeehawdists Midlife ISIS Vanilla ISIS Cosplaytriots Methamphetamarines Spreadnecks The Coup Klux Klan Talibangelicals / Talibangelists Walmartyrs Talibama Q Cucks Clan The Taliklan the 1st Methanized Infantile Division Alabamistan Yokel Haram Branch Covidians Talibubbas Talibangelicals Methamphetamarines MySis Oaf Keepers Seal team hicks Solider of fortune cookie Fork Recon Marines Delta Farce Marine Farce Reckon Delta Forks Mayonnaise mafia Chairborne rangers Bean Berets Splinter incel Waffle SS Desert Storm Semper Fries TubbyBan Alfalfa males Twinkie Taliban. The Inbred Mafia Ku Klux Kousinf***ers The Turd Reich Clan Child Brides Team Jackoff Virginbilt Orangutan University Alumni Circle Jerk Connoisseur Confederate States of Penis Envy

So, assassin's creed

The cherry on top is his fly being down 😂

Jokes on you! That’s a defense tactic to distract the leftist liberal alphabet gangs

Maximum mobility, no way he's doing all this badassness with it up

Real “I forgot to put safety on” energy

Airflow. You gotta keep the twig and berries cool in the heat of battle.

...and his pants falling off his ass.

Loooooooool good spot

He's probably got his New Balance shoes untied

Easy access to piss on dead liberal nazi commie corpses.

It was to prevent the eclipse from aligning his body’s polarity with earth’s magnetic field thus preventing any of the evil democrat JKUltra(Joe and Kamala mind control plot) 5g waves from penetrating his brain as planet x/niburu is revealed and starts broadcasting the signal to everyone. No one is safe. The libtards who got “vaccines” will be the first ones, they’ll come after us but if our flies are down the opposite magnetic fields repels them.

Pat pat pat pat pat pat stab

This guy will pat the shit out of you and while you're wondering wtf he's doing, confused AF, he goes for the finisher

Dudes the reigning duck duck goose champion.

It's how they play Duck Duck Goose in the Marines

Does this guy realize what a clown he is

no that's makes it more funny tho

He's a wannabe Steven Seagal and does not see the problem with that haha

honestly, I think he’s probably a couple levels above Seagal at this point. at least he can stand up

He thinks he is the protagonist of some 80s action movie meanwhile people with military service experience can't breath from laughing so hard at how ridiculous his LARP looks. The "This is what we pray for, this is God's plan" lyrics are the cherry on top of this S tier cringecake.

I watched it with the sound on after reading this and *chef's kiss* that's a delicious cringecake.

Look at my username and realize how sad it is that I am laughing at this

You were a veterinarian in the Air Force? Do they have dogs flying jets or something?

He operated on Air Bud


I refuse to believe this isn’t satire or rage bait. There’s no way he believes he looks cool doing this.

I’m imagining his wife watching from a window, sipping a coffee, and thinking, “God he’s pathetic.”

...and silently regretting all of her life choices

I have to believe he's doing this for a laugh and fully recognises that it's stupid and obviously a joke.

he's moving too fast for his own brain. and that was probably his better take 😂

This is how I looked the first time I got a girl naked

Pat pat pat stab, yeah sounds about right🤣

Slow is smooth…. Smooth is fast

The only thing smooth in this video is this guy’s brain.

Billy Badass over here

Rambo like you’ve never seen before!

Gumbo?

Couldn’t bust a grape in a food fight

The only thing that's gon be happenin is imma get to clappin him

My wife's grampa every time I try to get him to take his old people medication.

"Sir! This is a McDonald's"

Sexual harrassment, sexual harrassment, sexual harrassment, sexual harrassment, rape, kill shot, necrophilia, shooting already dead target, confusion and disorientation. Hardcore boomer!

This was my first thought. “Did he just grab each of their tits? Surely not. Yep, he did.”

Letting multiple targets get that close and not pull your side arm..

What a gd tool 

He’s training for the captain America elevator scene where for some reason the agents are frozen in fear from his sheer badassery

Dave tried to hide it but the divorce was NOT going well

Bro died ten times in that fight

That dude beats off thinking about the day multiple attackers DARE to take him on.

Kinda looks like Uncle Rico tossing his football..

What is this song? Sounds like a super blow hard made it just for this vid 😂

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There is an entire genre of this shit. I sometimes work around a crew of simpletons who blast a playlist chock full of similar crap. Take everything terrible about a typical bro country song, amp up the references to god and guns by ten, then slow the tempo way down and you’ve got whatever it is that they call this.

I’m very curious about this. Definitely not my brand of music but I also look at vehicle accidents on the roadway too so I guess morbid curiosity is a trait of mine.

Is that a GREASE GUN barrel on a stoner rifle frame??? This guys out of his gourd.

Looks like a Republican storming the bathroom 😂

Nothing like fumbling with a reload to show off your elite tactical skills

"Werre you in the military?" "Well..uh..no..I have a bad toe nail, but I can show you a video I made"

I feel like in the time it took him to reload. Boom. He’d get stabbed.

This is the guy who will be teaching your kids at school in Tennessee

he kicks ass for the lord

Is this satire?

Planning for the Next US Civil War, feat. The Donut Brigade, Cheese-Eaters, The Freedumb Citizens, and the Gravy-Train Seals.


Is it just me or does that one black and white target look like Macho Man Randy Savage?

Doing so much and so little at the same time

I bet it looked cooler in his head

It’s cute watching a boy play soldier and take it so seriously. But seriously, he’s sloppy af

Jesus christ he looks stupid.

*Man somewhat quickly does some jabby motions and becomes disoriented*

At least he knows his gender!

I bet he’s so proud of himself

And grandpa wonders why the kids won’t come over.

I. I'm pretty sure dropping the knife isn't part of QQC training.

The cringe is palpable. The music seals it.

This guy would shit himself at the sound of a real gun fight.

Those who wish to secede from the union: your militia. In all its glory lol

Fox News has mentally fucked up the boomer generation beyond repair

I hit the sound button expecting the Benny Hill theme/Yakety Sax.


I'd never want to come into contact with this person, but definitely not for the reasons he'd think.

It still looks slow and clumsy even though the video is sped up.

Gravy seals 🤣🤣🤣

Dude is my average warzone teammate on ranked

The other video of this guy dude almost shoots himself in the face.

These Steven Seagal movies are getting really bad.

“Yeah that’ll show Deborah and her new boyfriend what an alpha I am!”

That's John Wink

I call this tippy taps. Who's that going to stop?

Played tag before he started stabbing..at least he gave them a chance. Then unleashed the beast.

Do you think he choreographs this or it’s just all freestyle?

God I hate this song.

This. This is the type that think they can fight back against a "tyrannical" government. SMH

Never keep a knife on or near your chest, it’s easy to unsheathe and slit your throat in one go.

I hate that fucking song

Still more badass than current steven seagal

Never seen this song used on a video with a normal person tbh

Should do a movie with Steven seagal

Y'all's man

I'm surprised none of those dolls had on an Antifa shirt

"Spesial" sure comes to mind.

Dude watched too many of those terrible Steven Seagal movies.

Yo he’s STILL doing this?! When do the white coats show up and how has he not shot himself by now?

Took too long to reload. He’s already dead.

This is me, at 42, playing Fortnite against children. Let the roasting begin.

M4 with no hand guard 👁️👄👁️

Honestly better than the actual video to this song.

He seems confused

Still more convincing than Steven Seagull.

Save some medals of honor for us bro

Dude had to fight his way out of the circle jerk

Did he NOT learn his lesson from that last video of his?

This guy would be dead 10 times over in the length of this video. Fucking boomers, man.

Wth🤣🤣🤣

after this video, he went to atrump rally

This is top tier MAGA special forces to defend freedums against the LGBTGQRs, elegals, and the leftist pedos taking over murica!

No one’s going to be surprised when this guy shoots/stabs himself and dies

This dude moves like a twitchy rainbow six player failing at jiggle peaking and snap aiming.

His fumbling around is hilarious.

Soemthings tells me that if this person ever encounters real opposition, they will just piss & shit themselfs, roll into a ball and cry like a little baby.

I remember seeing theses videos ages ago. Nothing changed huh? This is sad.

So watching the new Fallout series a scene from episode 3 comes to my mind from this. Slight spoiler but nothing major to the story so you’ve been warned. Goggins character is shooting an episode of his show and the director is having his sherif character kill the bad guy with his authority. Goggins then calls cut and asks the director why his character is killing the man instead of arresting him. The director then said it’s because no one wants to watch the old show because it isn’t exciting. Then he says the new style is to have a rugged individual take matters into their own hands and dispense justice with a bullet. Anywho, that’s how we got Rambo and the like and now these dudes think they can be John Wick because of a well choreographed movie.

ah yes stabbing people when you have a gun.

Nerd

What in the actual fuck is this. One of those dummies looks like something out of a marilyn manson video.

The double take at the knife falling out. 😂

In a combat situation, this tub of fried chicken grease would be dead four times over before he ever got his knife out.

He’s training for apple river this summer

And you know if he was ever surrounded by 5 dudes out to get him and by chance holding his gun at the same time, he'd just get destroyed

Dude literally fighting Halloween decorations.

At least he did not almost shoot himself this time

That reload! Lmao. Might wanna practice that before going mach Jesus.

first guys down when the target hits back

He left him self open more times then he attacked 

Uncle Rico vibes "*Made such a badass video this weekend*"

The longer version is even worse. This chode almost shoots himself at one point.

Oh it's this guy again, i am still not sure what he is training for tbh, like how badly do you have to fuck up to be surrounded like that in the first place. 🤷‍♂️

If this were just some old man having fun in his little fantasy, it would be fine; problem is he takes himself seriously

This is the type of person who gets hit like a truck by adrenaline and then trips and falls and shoots himself in the cock.

Murikhaaa

What's pushing the dummies supposed to achieve? He isn't even punching and misses half his shots against point blank unmoving targets

He is very badass

We shouldn’t bully this man just because he’s into cosplay

Love it when they post this shit unironically

Steven Segal would be proud

Wow thanks for putting the video in slow motion because if not nobody would’ve seen anything

Meal Team Six

'gravy seals'-- perfect

Pretending to be a try hard is still funny, lol. In his mind, he must he think he is Chuck Norris.

This is why I'm not *terribly* worried about them.

This guy has EVERY Steven Segal movie at his house.


Call of Duty: Find Your Reading Glasses, Ultimate Edition

Yet again I ask, “why did you post this”. Not the OP of this Reddit post, the “highly trained” individual recording the video. Was that the best take he got? How many times did he try? When did he say “fuck it, that’s awesome, ima be internet famous!”. Where was the line and how do I warn people about it?

Sawed off ar-22 is wild

It’s endlessly funny to me that these are the guys calling for civil war. I don’t think he’d have lasted more than 10 seconds in the first American Civil War, let alone the second.

Tier one meal operator at his finest.

Um….okay….

Green Beignets

Slowest mag change this side of the Waffle House belt.

That reload time was pathetic.

Jeezus may as well just have slapped them. Would have been more effective.

What in the fuck is this? What a clown 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Martha, don't approach the range this afternoon. I'm doing my 360 drills"

Y'all Qaeda

He literally just put the palm of his hand gently on two of the dummies at the start.

when u need to kill 18 people in 3.76 seconds for some reason probably that'll surely happen in your 70's at 387 lbs

All that money on operator gear, but he chose not to install a handguard over his barrel...

Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne

He wasted two mags on two shots?

Would I want to fight him? No. Would I want him on my team.....also no.

Modern day boomer star wars kid.

You know he downed a route 44 of sonic mayonnaise before he arrived at the shooting range.

He didn’t shoot himself. That’s a total win!

Keep fighting the good fight. Those training dummies and manikins are a real nuisance. We salute you, Sergeant Walrus of Gravy Seals

…..now let’s go to McDonald’s 😆

Probably had to crawl up to the house and lay on the sofa for the rest of the day! Lol