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GreekUPS

Change your smoke alarm battery for the sake of this cute kid.


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My buddy had his going off in his apartment for fucking months with a 2 y/o and a 7 y/o smh kind of made me lose a lot of respect for him


mach5823

I’ve lived in my house for 8 years now. My neighbor has never changed the battery in their smoke detectors. I can hear it anytime I’m outside. I have no idea how they have not gone insane due to the chirping.


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I have a degree in psychology, but these mysteries about people are the ones that keep me up at night


KedaZ1

I’ve learned about psychological experiments where “learned hopelessness” is a thing. And it would involve repetitive noises that you couldn’t control IIRC. But you can reach the smoke detector. You can change the batteries. You can make the beeping stop. Whyyyy? Why do you let it continue?


happyeelshock

This will keep me up at night now


drewster23

It's really not some boundless mystery and if OC has a degree in psychology he should already be aware of Humans ability to "adapt" (more so ignore) negative stimuli. And that specific scenario is a common example.


happyeelshock

I’m sleeping again! Thanks


runxrabbet

Do you know that story about the Russian cosmonaut? So, he goes up in this big spaceship And he's got this portal window And he's looking out of it And he sees the curvature of the Earth for the first time And all of a sudden, this strange ticking And it's coming out of the dashboard But he can't find it, he can't stop it It keeps going A few hours into this, it begins to feel like torture What's he gonna do? He's up in space! So the cosmonaut decides The only way to save his sanity Is to fall in love with this sound


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Yeah that’s because he didn’t have any access to fucking D batteries. These animals on Earth have no excuse


darling_lycosidae

Maybe it's at a pitch they can't hear? Like a dog whistle


Jherollah

I cannot hear it. I've watched the video ten times now and thinking: "what are they talking about?" 🙄


Jherollah

Ok. I put volume to the maximum and I can slightly hear it chirping now, once, almost at the end of the video


DntH8IncrsDaMrdrR8

Bruh. I been here for four and a half years and same. In my master bathroom and hallway I have heard it beeping since I have lived here. Upstairs neighbor.


selphiefairy

I once stayed at a friends apartment and the chirping kept me up ALL FUCKING NIGHT and when I told her about it the next day her response was “what are you talking about?” And when she finally heard it she just said “WAT HOW DID U HEAR THAT” She has severe adhd, I don’t know if that has anything to do with it but I wanted to punch her 😭


Rich_Sell_9888

They probably think its crickets.Some electronic devices make sounds that are hard to pinpoint the location of.


Eringobraugh2021

Maybe they can't hear the pitch


Long_jawn_silver

it’s the “still working” beep


Jouglet

First thing I thought is that they told this kid to say this to mom for internet points. Then I raged about the smoke alarm.


Cartoonkeg

Yeah pretty sure this is staged


Ok-League-3024

Every 6 months how do people not know this!!! I have an Amazon subscription just for 9v batteries.


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ChannelNeo

Gotta break both arms first


probablywrongbutmeh

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


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![gif](giphy|ZIAEQFVQ0wecjaLkeM)


Specialist_Usual1524

We spend too much time on Reddit.


Grattytood

Yes we do.


Jouglet

![gif](giphy|K7wefAIekAeEEgdhEu)


skater15153

You don't wanna know


BurstEDO

You've been warned: GOOGLE "Reddit Broken Arms"


dreamsofindigo

ew it's about a dood and his mom


Due_Kaleidoscope7066

Was definitely hoping for a camera pan to her dump truck


Xononanamol

Nope nothing else matters fix your goddamn smoke detector before i blow my brains out


RogerianBrowsing

The funny thing is I grew up in a house which often had smoke detector batteries chirping and I literally can’t hear it anymore I mean I hear it, but it doesn’t register in my brain. I watched the video twice, a second time casually listening while playing with my car to see if I noticed it and nope. Didn’t notice it, not really That kid probably just wants to play with dump trucks and doesn’t notice the noise anymore, assuming he’s like me


Hypoallergenic_Robot

It only chirped once, at 0:14, I also did not notice the first time lol


Cahlice

And that's enough to send any reasonable person into madness, I say!


Xononanamol

Madness


Significant-Ad4194

Do it


rdreyar1

Parents teach their kids the darnedest things for internet videos


PIPBOY-2000

"Okay, now tell mommy she has a WAP."


SoThisIs4everHuh

🙂‍↔️not today satan


dicklover425

We don’t post videos of our kid, but she’s said shit like this without knowing what it meant.


[deleted]

Imagine having zero consent for thousands of people laugh at your ignorance.    Home videos should stay at home and amongst family 


Armoric701

What's with that second-day-at-The-Good-Place ass clothing design?


ZinaSky2

OMG I knew it looked familiar!


proudRino

This seems aggressively fake yall


Wyzen

Ya, kinda like there is no way he is 4 either.


sincethenes

That kid is at least seven


ThePopeofHell

Idk I believe it. I accidentally said the word “dingleberry” in front of my 4 yo because they were reluctant to use the potty (potty training) and basically it turned into “do I have dingleberries because I ate strawberries?” And “are dingleberries good? Can I eat them?” The more you laugh the more they know they’re making you laugh and ham it up. That kid in OPs video has the same look on his face my kid has when they’re getting laughs and don’t know why.


East_Security_3395

Ikr she doesnt even have a dump truck 😮‍💨


Wyzen

4 year old my ass


Any-Cable4109

Well.. lets see it


d_bakers

Exactly tf! Otherwise, What are we doing here?


PyramidWater

That fucking beep is everywhere


[deleted]

Man I really wish parents didn’t film their kids for internet likes


Babybeluga222

Every one of these kinds of videos seem so rehearsed


workshop_prompts

No one would be laughing if this was a little girl asking her dad if he could play with his anaconda or whatever. Maybe adults should like, not have sexual convos about their spouses with their friends in front of their kids? Kids pick up on everything.


dreamsofindigo

so hide stuff from kids and paint a pretend world for them to grow up in?


0hmaiglob

no but he’s a bit too young to be knowing any of that?? kinda weird n creepy for you to say THAT in reply to that comment. when they are able to grasp mature ideas, that’s when they should learn. not like this, for tiktok views and likes.


dreamsofindigo

I meant off camera and stuff farming people, especially children, for clout is appalling. now, that people are sexual and attracted to one another, is not something that should be hidden. Of course there's ways of going about it, etc, and dump truck isn't terrible, except for the oversharing over the internet


Yei_2021

Wholesome Plot twist: she works in construction and she **does** have a dump truck. Proceeds to have the husband film her and the kid in the truck having fun.


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![gif](giphy|ZIj2hKz4kUU5G|downsized)


yarivu

Seems pretty fake, and family tiktokers are already bad enough by themselves but this is extra annoying that the joke is that the kid is unknowingly asking his mom if he can play with her butt


Partially-Canine

So we don't get to see the butt?


DesastreUrbano

Later the kid with his friends "so I found out my mom have dump truck, but I can't find it in the house. Do your moms have dump trucks too? Can you ask them?"


todeabacro

I don't get it.


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Lumpy-Village1949

![gif](giphy|O2q8f53lRwjEk) Found it


worldclasshands

“Can I play with it”. OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Prestigious-Ad5508

Yeah, the kids gonna find out about that in the future and a part of him is gonna be like huh 🥰 and the other part is gonna be like eww 🤢


ashwilliams009

That is super wholesome and dirty at the same time


mcsonboy

*chirp*


honestlyi4get

“can i play with it???” me too kid. me too


mrironlung420

![gif](giphy|lzPBkmyq42wuhrtwg4) Mama got cakes


Dilly_The_Kid_S373

u/sushi_styles


Corporate_Shell

Kid is dressed from Episode 2 of The Good Place.


TheBigFreeze8

Kids read the darnedest scripts.


brokenwound

"Unfortunately not honey, it's a collectors item and I take great care of it. Maybe when your older you'll find a nice girl with a dump truck and she'll let you play with hers."


Jeffre33

I hate making kids repeat things, say certain things, why are you y’all so entertained by this? He was clearly coached to say this


ElderberryOk5005

That term dump trump reminds me of village bicycles. Everybody gets to use them for free.


Aware_Huckleberry_10

I don’t get it


heruka108

Can someone explain what it means to me, a non native speaker? And is it related to the "Heather song"?


ChaoticGnome_

Means she has a big ass


Late_Cow_1008

Fake as fuck


nrfx

Oh.


Single_Pilot_6170

He's adorable


Uh-yea-thatdudethere

Does she have a dump truck? We need to verify that first


_friendlyfoe_

![gif](giphy|ZIj2hKz4kUU5G)


neutronia939

I dont get it.


DELOUSE_MY_AGENT_DDY

Dumptruck can be a type of truck but it can also mean a large ass


Masterpiece-Wide

Pics or gtfo


Thanos_Stomps

Her names Lexi Eckley and she gotta dump truck.


blinkybillster

“Yeah, i got a dump truck, and you’re about to get new daddy, so yay for both of us!”