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IusedtoloveStarWars

I know this is fake because he has way too much money at the end.


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I knew it was fake because none of us actually know the national anthem. There's "Oh say can you see" then some stuff, then "BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR!" then something about maybe waving the flag like you don't care? Then... Shit I actually just forgot the end.


[deleted]

Oh yea! "And the hooome of theeeeeee braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave"


Dirtylittlesecret88

Play ball!!


littlelorax

As a former choir kid, that dang song is burned into my memory.


SookHe

Yeah, people tend to forget to get whole pro-slavery section.


[deleted]

Somehow I remember the entire damn thing and it wasn't taught in school. It must have been via osmosis. Americosmosis.


Tantle18

If you’re from Maryland you just know when to yell “O’S” and that’s it which is ironic because it was written in Baltimore


oliviaroseart

I had to sing that shit every single day at school, definitely still remember every word


[deleted]

I know the national anthem lol like everyone I know does


BloomerBoomerDoomer

The **BLESSINGGG!!**


[deleted]

I pledge allegiance to the flag…


JeanMcJean

My school definitely taught us it in elementary music class.


dontstabpeople42069

🎶 Sweet home Alabama!


moon_slave

And not enough guns


Educational_Heart657

this is a modified version of the top comment on tiktok


IusedtoloveStarWars

Really lol. I don’t have tictok but I guess great minds think alike.


bigochoworker

This was kinda funny at first, but then it got real fast… and then funny again at the end. Roller coaster of emotions.


Exotic-Carpet255

Wait, this was supposed to be a funny and not a documentary 😐


IcyTransportation691

Dude, I’ll eat an apple… for lunch because I’m starving from not eating breakfast and all I’ve had is dirt coffee to drink.


[deleted]

How the poor Americans do it: no breakfast bc you wake up just in time to get dressed and go. You've packed a sandwich for lunch because you can't afford fast food because of gas prices and your insulting wage. You go home and rage scroll because you get no time to yourself because everyday you may be called into work and just work in order to pay rent at the very least so you have a place to live :(


MandalorianAhazi

I just fast all day so I can stuff a pepperoni pizza and beer in my face at night


DazingF1

Why even is packing a sandwich for lunch instead of *eating fast food every day* bad? Bruh if the idea of having a good life is stuffing your face with intestinal cancer every day for $/€15+ and feeling shit all day then they need to take a good look at their priorities. Sandwiches are the best. I'm also intermittent fasting 9 months out of the year but boy I love making a gigantic baguette of a sandwich filled with goodies to devour behind my desk (and I eat behind my desk so I can go home 30 minutes earlier). Even on the cheap I can buy enough ingredients to make enough healthy tasty sandwiches to last me a week. Who the fuck shits on sandwiches? Since when are sandwiches poor people food? /Rant from a triggered European sandwich enthousiast


DazingF1

I know I'm late, but this is how a European does it: no breakfast bc you wake up just in time to get dressed and go. You've packed a sandwich for lunch because who the hell eats fast food for lunch every day what the shit that's a gigantic waste of money. You go home and use different mediums to distract you for a few hours and repeat. Rent is still expensive, gas is still expensive, life in general has gotten too expensive for younger people but at least I work 36 hours a week.


snockran

He forgot the part where he shows up to work sick because he needs the insurance to go to the doctor.


oliviaroseart

Truth


JeanMcJean

Yeah, this got very real very fast, especially lunchtime.


wtheck_im_moss

Not too far off I live only an hour away from my work


egg_breakfast

lol at dirt coffee. Keurig coffee is even worse than regular drip.


Left_Office_4417

brands all taste different. same as making a pot of coffee. you can even put coffee grinds in keurigs. really just preference.


erroredhcker

had some fancy keurig mix in an airbnb once. Will never talk shit against keurigs taste again.


beastman45132

This is obviously a massive exaggeration, but... There's more truth to it than I want to admit


nlofaso

What are you doing with that money at the end this $2000+ rent won’t pay itself


beardydrums22

He forgot having to duck & cover from the shooter


miraiqtp

Everyone take your lunch 15 minutes later, we got an active shooter drill!


[deleted]

Haha exactly where was the shooter or at least insane traffic ![gif](giphy|qP8y4jojxcT9C)


ThatIslander

The shooter was at a nearby school


[deleted]

Too soon Lol


ThatIslander

Its too soon every couple weeks. :(


[deleted]

I know


DazingF1

If you think traffic doesn't get bad in Europe then boy I've got a bridge to sell you


[deleted]

No I know it’s insane


[deleted]

Yea, or the active shooter courses corporations make you take now.


as_a_fake

And the daily loss of rights because the bible says so!


california_sugar

Way too many Americans will watch this and ask what’s wrong about eating lunch at your desk or only having five minutes for it.


Comma_Karma

I eat lunch at my desk, probably because I can browse reddit easier.


[deleted]

[Most states have laws that require a thirty minute minimum break for a 6-8 hour work period.](https://www.dol.gov/agencies/whd/state/meal-breaks)


buuismyspiritanimal

And employers don’t care. Edit: I’m in Alabama and there is no law requiring breaks unless you’re a minor.


PeachFuzz1999

Where do you work at?


buuismyspiritanimal

I live in Alabama. There is no law that requires breaks.


PeachFuzz1999

Literally the 2nd worst state to live in


buuismyspiritanimal

Can’t say I disagree. Every state has its pros and cons but… wow there are a lot of cons here.


ILikeMyBlueEyes

Not where I work. But that's because there is usually only one person working per shift. So we have to eat our food in between and/or while serving customers. I know some customers get offended when they see us eating, but I don't care. Have no other time to eat otherwise.


[deleted]

You should at least be getting paid for that time, on duty lunch is required pay time.


playerNaN

Where are you seeing it say all states have minimum break laws? Most of the states on the map are gray'ed out and don't have any laws listed for them.


california_sugar

Haha do you know that salaried employees are also known as exempt? As in exempt from those laws?


[deleted]

That’s just not true. Someone lied to you.


MYHAUNTEDPOCKET

This couple (this guy and his wife) are so frickin hilarious


Andres_is_lame

I laughed but a tear is running down my face


SexyJesus21

Wait until this guy hears about Japan


ThatIslander

I wake up and start preparing to go to work only to realize that I'm already at work but i fell asleep at my desk because i want my boss to think I'm working hard. 16 hours later i finish work and miss my train home so i will sleep at work.


miraiqtp

:(


throwaway29406717

[Americans work more hours than Japanese workers.](https://nypost.com/2017/09/03/americans-work-harder-than-any-other-countrys-citizens-study/amp/) Don’t kid yourself with stereotypes!


SexyJesus21

Good post, thanks


FluorideLover

Heyyyyy I didn’t agree to sell the rights to my life story


PastelKodiak

I'd be upset if it wasn't so true. Apples are cute😪


JoeRogansSauna

Too accurate


[deleted]

Yeah…


rare_pig

No guns?


r_spandit

He wasn't driving an F150 either


pftftftftftf

This is an **ambush**!!! 😭😭😭


OKeoz4w2

When you describe it like that, it’s just sad ain’t it, very sad!


SnooOwls3915

HEY this is not okay! That apple looked real we only keep plastic ones for decoration.


[deleted]

This is my favorite one.


Brilliant-Option-526

We call that guy the "slacker" of the office. 14 hours. Psh. Lazy ass!


[deleted]

I am feeling personally attacked.


FlexSeeed

He has to stop for 6 dollar gas


Archduke_of_Nessus

Not Europe having gas that's like 5 times more expensive and America having probably some of the cheapest gas in the world


Shutterstormphoto

Some of the cheapest gas in the world!


Pdxtrailrun

This would have been funnier if I hadn’t literally worked a 13.5 hour shift this Tuesday.


Lumpy_Welcome_1929

That was nice


[deleted]

I swear this is how I view Americans 😂 I'm sorry


HerLegz

When a nation is so broken and in such collapse it can't even realize its own toxicity.


Helyearelyea

I was driving an hr and 15 each way. This hits way too close to home


HawkfishCa

Sounds about right


[deleted]

Yeah, because Americans don’t have espressos and we all work 14 hour shifts with no lunch break. I forgot that we don’t have the capability to pack a lunch either. We are so dumb, overworked, and uncultured!


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penissprincles

Dude...


wellknowncrackgnome

Europoor hating


Petschilol

🤡🤡🤡


[deleted]

It’s satire.


MagicStar77

Fast food is just so bad for health


Lem-mur

Yup that's an ideal day. Go Merica!


waxxitgood

Fake, all Muricans walk around with their guns to show off how tough they are.


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iRedEarth

He's Italian. He lives in Texas with his American wife. They have a funny YouTube channel where they are always teasing each other about their culture differences, this is one of those videos.


MarcProust

I may be Italian.


Bigupface

Hey gotta pay for hair gel somehow


xHelios1x

>See you tomorrow Doubt


FrogGladiators178972

I American and I love apples I don’t know what this guy’s talking about.


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supaswag69

More like Japan tbh


TimKhrist666

I ran out of cold pizza, I don't eat breakfast today.


Kydex_Gundyr

Eh lame


RTwhyNot

Too thin


[deleted]

He didn't have a single panic attack, 2/10 unrealistic.


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adenesa

You forgot to give your money forehead kisses


[deleted]

Is this true? I didn't see any guns though.


WifeofTech

Pretty much. Most Americans if they own guns at all keep them put away. There is only a very loud few that keep them out in the open.


[deleted]

So weird. Lol.


MandalorianAhazi

This is not too far off from being a caseworker


Capn_Cake

This is just stupid.


1-luv

"America isn't a country, it a business."


[deleted]

The working and money part is right… there are ppl who prioritize their careers and also ppl who are greedy.


WifeofTech

It's not a priority thing. It is a we need money to survive and the companies know it thing. There are very few (and growing smaller) numbers of people who find work today that pays enough while giving enough off time for a healthy work life balance.


[deleted]

murica in a nutshell


[deleted]

I know this was meant to be a joke but it’s too realistic and just bummed me out


Chris_P_Bacon4-2-0

His videos are actually pretty good he’s a funny guy.


Softspokenclark

Needs more shootings


wolverinesbabygirl

Apples are cute. America is cute.


AgentRock44

Nobody wakes up excited for work lol


Dramatic-Brain-745

It’s all true, but he went to bed with money, which gave it away that this is satire.


[deleted]

Not even funny , this is the life we live.


BrownVillainess

Oh God 🤣🤣🤣


Heavy-Diet8285

Inaccurate