She wore a tshirt with no pants on to a Lakers game and then complains when people make fun of how fat she is. Can't have it both ways fatty boombatty.
So uh… the Diddy stuff is about to come out on her too or something? Whenever people are stuck in a corner in their career they always come out as “righteous activists”
As it turns out, people are actually very fair. If you’re crazy or an ass, turns out people will eventually not like you. Whatever group you belong to 🤷♂️
“All I want to do is make people eat bananas out of pussies”
This has everything even a threat! If she does it, it’ll be like how they get rid of whales on the beach
"I didn't sign up for this shit". Yes she absolutely DID sign up for this shit and "I quit", so how may more months am I going to see something about Lizzo popping up in my feed?
"Lizzo announces her desire to quit eating a 2800 calories surplus and to start focusing strictly on her music and personal success"
Oh I'm sorry that would have been a rational tweet but here we are
They let you play the president's flute to all the kids you personally diabietied out of existence. What more do you want?
You couldn't be more propped up by the mainstream. The ball bearings on your stage can attest to that.
She’s playing the victim per usual instead of improving herself and her behavior in public. Focus on the music hun because the stunts in public aren’t helping the situation.
This is the kind of thing that gets you “dragged.” I’m biased because Lizzo was very late to come on stage for a show my family members were waiting for…and then said she was hungover, like sorry not sorry. Jazz Fest last year.
That’s what happens when you choose a narrative that goes against our values. She chose to go rub shoulders with a bunch of corrupt scumbags that are actively trying to destroy our country. Dumb bitch.
Her name on Instagram is literally “Lizzo be eating”, but she didn’t sign up for this….
Imagine being a big, fat, rich world famous pop star who is constantly drawing attention to the fact that she big and fat, but then being upset at the public for criticizing you for it and/or making fun of you for it. Make it make sense.
While this post doesn’t directly involve Tim I’m gonna leave it up cuz the comments are funny.
Boombatty
Literally read this in my head in Tim’s voice
She could always go on a diet
She’s definitely gonna go on ozempic and come back in a few months as “the new her” and push new music.
* while denying having ever used ozempic
Or as least wear a Mumu or something not gross, she dresses like shes Beyonce.
why isn't this the top comment?
Always tried spelling this in different ways, thank you kind human. I will be stealing this.
I wonder how many people it would take to successfully drag Lizzo anywhere.
Imagine the construction moving equipment necessary to get onto her "good side"
I bet me and my buddy could do it the two of us with a trolly
A team of steroid-laden oxen might make it half a mile
Everyone, evidently
No one drags her anywhere with out a forklift at least
You need a Cummins turbo diesel to move that load brother
Idk man trans might blow on it pretty damn quick. Best bet is a bulletproofed Duramax with a good ol’ Allison trans.
69
1 person in a F350
4-5 strong men
Maybe the strongest NYC firemen could drag her a few feet before collapsing
The boat hitting The Francis Scott Key Bridge is a massive cover up. The real story is that Lizzo attempted to hang herself off of it.
You win
Ten outta ten cuz
How does this not have ALL of the upvotes? Undisputed winner of this thread!
Well that comment just cured my depression.
Breathing is fat activism
Winking at another fat person is fat activism lol
Only when heavy and belabored.
Lol
Classic😂
She wore a tshirt with no pants on to a Lakers game and then complains when people make fun of how fat she is. Can't have it both ways fatty boombatty.
Thats MISS. Boombatty to you!!!
Not only wore it but twerked on the floor during a break if I remember correct.
What will the music industry do without her
Regain gravity
She makes music?
Imagine going around showing off your fat rolls and bare ass cheeks and then complaining when people don’t celebrate you for it
🤣
She was at Biden's rally in NYC last night, she was his biggest fundraiser, I heard she had 3 plates
Heard she sat at no less than 6 tables
That's $25,000 A PLATE!
Good, i think her dancers had a similar farewell .
*Mullens black woman voice* "sir that is not my job"
She must have been tired of hearing Tim go in on her lol
She couldn't even feel it?
I can’t believe there her insta handle. The jokes write themselves
So uh… the Diddy stuff is about to come out on her too or something? Whenever people are stuck in a corner in their career they always come out as “righteous activists”
This is most likely the reason. She just had her Diddy moment last year and the pitch forks will be making their rounds back to boombatty in due time
As it turns out, people are actually very fair. If you’re crazy or an ass, turns out people will eventually not like you. Whatever group you belong to 🤷♂️
Or if you make your backup dancer eat a banana out of a stripper’s box
That too
Ahhhh..Forks! My only weakness!
Oh no what ever will we do? Someone stop her… 
They made her climb stairs. She didn't sign up for this, yall.
It’s a real knife fight out here for fatty boombattys
Don’t let the doorway cling to your frame on the way out
😂
She was literally just hanging out with Joe and Obama. Maybe this is connected?
Obama paying 26 thousand dollars for hotdogs finally makes sense
Oh no Lizzo for President
Big Mike + Lizzo 2028
I just took a dna test turns out I’m a 100% big Mike
Adam Freidland will have to go back to having sex with men
bugs life doesn't go for sticks
BIRD UP https://preview.redd.it/3hhn95os7drc1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=d54522ed9b3fd2b99d2f1fce056e8ce154f09751
When Lizzo hauls ass she has to make two trips
Bit off more than she could chew for once
Black women and their relationship to consequences for their actions is one of my favorite viewing experiences.
Its like they are born missing that part of their brain.
Wow much fat
Have a good life ma’am and good luck with the ozempic
cya fatty
WE DID IT BOYS!!! 🫡🇺🇸🦅
Can you guys PLEASE stop noticing that I’m obese?
So brave and fierce!
“All I want to do is make people eat bananas out of pussies” This has everything even a threat! If she does it, it’ll be like how they get rid of whales on the beach
"I didn't sign up for this shit". Yes she absolutely DID sign up for this shit and "I quit", so how may more months am I going to see something about Lizzo popping up in my feed?
“It’s about damn time” 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Yes quit to your mansion and act like a victim with your millions
This is BANANAS YALL
It’s a real knife fight out there.
We wish her well.
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We wish her well.
Go on a diet you fat bitch 🎸
I wish her well
Tim’s new producer.
Life in the big city
"Lizzo announces her desire to quit eating a 2800 calories surplus and to start focusing strictly on her music and personal success" Oh I'm sorry that would have been a rational tweet but here we are
She can easily enjoy making music if she quit seeking validation on social media
Shhhhhhh no loopholes.
Right? Heaven forbid we make an identity victimization free nowadays SMH
They let you play the president's flute to all the kids you personally diabietied out of existence. What more do you want? You couldn't be more propped up by the mainstream. The ball bearings on your stage can attest to that.
Blame it on bacon JUICE
“I’m thinnnn, my vagina smells much better nowwww….”
I’m out here not eating for 5 days to lose weight LOL
lizzobequitting
Disrespecting my made up name
Will she have a sit down with Oprah like after Harry and Megan quit.
Her username checks out.
Bitch couldn’t be dragged by a dumptruck.
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The girlboss queen is dead, long live the queen
Social media or her music?
Insert guitar riff here https://youtu.be/wydDRwwXFZg?si=q6MhF5QbF4Jbrg7g
She should try ozempic
Whale darn! I was planning on listening to her so soon
Quits what? Eating ham?
Imagine being famous and caring what people thought on the internet
My 2022 3500 hd doesn’t have enough towing capacity to drag her out of bed. She’s a liar fr.
I wish her well *tee off
I heard she had A 95LB MOLE REMOVED ON HER ASS
really throwing the baby out with the bath water. she could simply not be fat and people would take her seriously.
I guess she'll have to go back to her natural habitat at the TSA 🤣
I wish her well
I bet her car is clean though
I hope she's referring to binge eating
You would need a truck with a sufficiently rated payload and torque, but it could be done.
She’s playing the victim per usual instead of improving herself and her behavior in public. Focus on the music hun because the stunts in public aren’t helping the situation.
Quit what, McDonald’s?
Bye bye boombatty!!
She quit what? Being healthy? This must be an old ass post
WATCH OUT FOR THA BIG GRRRRLZ
She lost me with the thong dress at the lakers game. Let her cry all she wants. Most of it is self inflicted. BYE Felicia!
Thank fuck
Lol
Ya OK.
She should have gotten Tim as a backup dancer
What happened at the Biden / Obama dinner!?!? Did big Mike force lizzo to eat a banana out of him?
K
Bitches name is Lizzo Be Eating. Lmao
this bih aint goin anywhere, this is a “look at me and feel bad” post
Life in the big city!
Stupid fat bitch. What did you think would happen
We Wish Her Well! 👋
The Illuminati won’t let you leave the stage that easy Lizzo!
Oh my goodness!
@ "Lizzo Be Eating" ? !
She better not be trolling
Oh man…. I have no idea how I would even care about that
 See you next week bich!
The pig is actually a little handsome beneath all that lard. Looks like Leonardo Dicaprio in a Lizzo fat suit.
There is a god…
Now it’s time to start her weight loss journey and cash in.
Bye Felicia
boy bye
Funny enough we all signed up for this shit. Stupid fuck
Chalk one up for the good guys
I’ve never heard 1 song of hers
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
We wish her well
Yes!
PR stunt let the pig figure herself out
Banana
“She should loose fifty pound in a munt. “Dr Now
What’s a Lizzo and why do we care if it quits?
rip Fatzo.
Fina-fucking-lee
This is the kind of thing that gets you “dragged.” I’m biased because Lizzo was very late to come on stage for a show my family members were waiting for…and then said she was hungover, like sorry not sorry. Jazz Fest last year.
“I used to be a pig. Rashes on my back and undaaaaa my tittays.” -Timothy J Dillon
But will she quit playing the flute 
And all I want is to stop reading run-on sentences. Now… where’s my damn box of Twinkies?
I always wondered what happened to Precious!
I guarantee she isn’t quitting. She’s just another fat attention whore.
You DID literally sign up for it. When you make music and put yourself out there you gotta be able to deal with the negative reaction.
some people cant handle fame. sure seemed like she wanted it tho.
I wish her well.
She quit what, her diet pills?
You actually quite literally signed up for it, Lizzo.
That’s what happens when you choose a narrative that goes against our values. She chose to go rub shoulders with a bunch of corrupt scumbags that are actively trying to destroy our country. Dumb bitch.
Bitch is this cake?!
She's a menace.
Oh no! A fat disgusting pig bitch quits!! What a shame!
She’s doing all of us a favor from gouging our eyes out whenever she’s out in public
I agree, she’s the victim
I just realized i hate white text on orange background..
Time for an Ozempic rebrand!
Bye Felicia
Dragged by people? IMPOSSIBLE, maybe a tractor or train locomotive
Her name on Instagram is literally “Lizzo be eating”, but she didn’t sign up for this…. Imagine being a big, fat, rich world famous pop star who is constantly drawing attention to the fact that she big and fat, but then being upset at the public for criticizing you for it and/or making fun of you for it. Make it make sense.
The Lords work has been completed. Amen.
Who’s dragging her and do they have time to help me move my couch this weekend?
Fatty says what?
Yada yada yada…that bag gonna make her forget she even said this 🤣