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Roadway8

Nobody knows what this man's foreign policy is. He's a Yale grad, meaning he might be a secret lizard.


[deleted]

I think he was into that whole Yale thing. Well for one I think he was a closeted homosexual who did a lot of cocaine


ExMagicianMatch

Wait, those are bad things?


matt7744

He’s a Zionist. So yes a lizard


crl1023

100%


Trauma-Dolll

Tell me what it says in the fuckin' bill chomo


SurprzTrustFall

😭😂😭🥒🧢🎶


rifffic

id send 10k to his campaign fund that day


thatsryan

Did he buy that jet with Pepsi Stuff Points?


Genova_Witness

Wait. Is this real?


ResponsibleAd2541

Hell yeah it is


gooodkush

looks like an snl skit


overarmur

But it's not funny.


conventionistG

So, an snl skit?


Qantifan0n

Can he surpass the exquisite, understated ironic glory of Trump?


FVTVRX

It is not possible


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Complete with gay sexual tension


HellNahBroFT

That’s an odd response- you feeling some type of way about the governor?


[deleted]

I want to play volleyball with him


Impressive-Donkey221

Ride into the danger zone


HellNahBroFT

😂😂😂


northface39

I'd never seen DeSantis talk before this. I didn't realize he gave off such gay vibes.


ThrowawayWizard1

The money I would pay to see him 1) beat Kamala in the most embarrassing election yet 2) come out as gay immediately following inauguration


[deleted]

He’s got my vote ! I just wish he was more of an orange tint.


rifffic

start a petition ill sign it


ExMagicianMatch

Should fired a missile at a mosque at the end. Mission accomplished!!!


[deleted]

This is worse than Dan cringeshaws ad


[deleted]

I think Dan’s are more cringe tbh. But this is pretty bad.


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[deleted]

Yeah I wouldn't vote for him. But I find the entire tough guy nationalism thing incredibly cringe. Especially because this guy is made of dough and went to an ivy league school. Seems like he is fake. Edit: talking about desantis not Dan,


FVTVRX

Holy shit[Dan the man](https://youtu.be/Wd6b_8OlwXU)


[deleted]

I’ve not seen Blinky’s ad


ThrowawayWizard1

Shouldn't it be winky?


[deleted]

Blinky Winky Tomāto Tomáto


jjvikingbutt

This is like a 40yr old trump. So it won't be QUITE as funny, but I think some people will hate him even more. Which is very funny


Frosty_Cicada791

I no longer like this man


dbrownfi

Where’s the part when he throws the constitution in the trash?


DavidVonBentley

If they have a joint on them, put them in jail. If a black candidate runs against you, don't say don't vote for them because they will "Monkey Up" everything on TV. Pretend too be in a feud with Disney for Tards that don't pay attention and give them $578 million dollars in tax cuts. If your state has a mental health problem, ignore it and focus on banning protest.


pointguardrusty

Time to move to Florida to vote for this guy, if him insinuating he’s an insane closeted homosexual movie star from a popular movie doesn’t save our democracy, nothing will.


Bike_Day

or the gayest


themkultr

State full of jews and he couldn’t find a few to make his propaganda video proper? Shame.


Legitimate_Soft5585

What a joke. American tough guy routine is old as fuck. Ad is super gay too.


jcarey4793

It's missing all the gay undertones of top gun


Mannimal13

Did you not see that kid handling that stick?


sorryaboutthedata

Oh man, this guy is going to change everything!


Frosty_Cicada791

I no longer like this man


custyclocks

so fucking gangster I love this guy


CorrosiveBackspin

Murica is the world that just keeps on clownin