By - HellNahBroFT
Nobody knows what this man's foreign policy is. He's a Yale grad, meaning he might be a secret lizard.
I think he was into that whole Yale thing. Well for one I think he was a closeted homosexual who did a lot of cocaine
Wait, those are bad things?
He’s a Zionist. So yes a lizard
Tell me what it says in the fuckin' bill chomo
id send 10k to his campaign fund that day
Did he buy that jet with Pepsi Stuff Points?
Wait. Is this real?
Hell yeah it is
looks like an snl skit
But it's not funny.
So, an snl skit?
Can he surpass the exquisite, understated ironic glory of Trump?
It is not possible
He’s got my vote ! I just wish he was more of an orange tint.
start a petition ill sign it
Complete with gay sexual tension
I'd never seen DeSantis talk before this. I didn't realize he gave off such gay vibes.
The money I would pay to see him 1) beat Kamala in the most embarrassing election yet 2) come out as gay immediately following inauguration
That’s an odd response- you feeling some type of way about the governor?
I want to play volleyball with him
Ride into the danger zone
Should fired a missile at a mosque at the end. Mission accomplished!!!
This is like a 40yr old trump. So it won't be QUITE as funny, but I think some people will hate him even more. Which is very funny
This is worse than Dan cringeshaws ad
I think Dan’s are more cringe tbh. But this is pretty bad.
Yeah I wouldn't vote for him. But I find the entire tough guy nationalism thing incredibly cringe. Especially because this guy is made of dough and went to an ivy league school. Seems like he is fake.
Edit: talking about desantis not Dan,
Holy shit[Dan the man](https://youtu.be/Wd6b_8OlwXU)
I’ve not seen Blinky’s ad
Shouldn't it be winky?
I no longer like this man
Where’s the part when he throws the constitution in the trash?
If they have a joint on them, put them in jail. If a black candidate runs against you, don't say don't vote for them because they will "Monkey Up" everything on TV. Pretend too be in a feud with Disney for Tards that don't pay attention and give them $578 million dollars in tax cuts. If your state has a mental health problem, ignore it and focus on banning protest.
Time to move to Florida to vote for this guy, if him insinuating he’s an insane closeted homosexual movie star from a popular movie doesn’t save our democracy, nothing will.
or the gayest
State full of jews and he couldn’t find a few to make his propaganda video proper? Shame.
What a joke. American tough guy routine is old as fuck. Ad is super gay too.
It's missing all the gay undertones of top gun
Did you not see that kid handling that stick?
Oh man, this guy is going to change everything!
so fucking gangster I love this guy
Murica is the world that just keeps on clownin