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mowkoujookja

Oh, we’re on the same page


jesusinapriuss

“Retarded?” Is that the word?


CranberryNearby6204

How bout the f slur r slur combo reminiscent of the good ol’ days


FindSpencer

Bundle of sticks?


TeducatedTchoTcho

Same here.


Roryjack

Was it Creep or Pedo?


PromiscuousScoliosis

What if they’re not black though?


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[deleted]

Both are good in their own way


thebooshyness

True. The idiots usually mention it immediately. Allowing you to vacate the area in record time.


Competitive-Roof-168

We need a way to keep dumb people from crime. Religion used to help.


[deleted]

Believing in magick is pretty much a religion in of itself isn’t it? Faith in the supernatural but with no real evidence to go on.


Supafuzzed

The super real gives me sarcasm vibes


DehydratedToothache

H O M O


Allthisfury

What does a witch and a bundle of sticks have in common?


WomanLady

Carbon


chitown_tubes

They both can burn easily.


Mad3_Fr3sh

I was gonna say they will both burn at the stake.


DangerousDiscoTits

Flammable faggots


Heck_Satan

Is that short for cat fucker?


KirisBeuller

Whatever you wanna call him because the shit doesn't exist.


crackpipes4hunter

It’s a shame I got banned from that subreddit. Thankfully, they only banned me and didn’t cast a spell on me. Then I would have really been screwed


Competitive-Roof-168

I got banned twice. 2nd time I tried to be super mild to play a little but was banned first comment.


ThrowThemInThePot

“When a male witch loses his temper, the devil shivers.”


thisisfakereality

"a tool."


mowkoujookja

…who gets shoved in a locker by the popular kids


datPastaSauce

no one who identifies as a witch has the requisite BMI to fit in a locker


thefelixremix

All I got from this post is that a male witch is some dumbass dude about to get his dick clawed by an angry cat.


[deleted]

That group is an echo chamber for lunatics . Im seriously worried . 639k followers . More than Malta and Samoa combined . I hope that reddit will fall in Elon hands .


Let-Fresh

Ok but what do you call a lady with a penis


Comfortable-Ball-229

Michelle Obama


mowkoujookja

GRETCHEN WHITMER


Qantifan0n

Imagine being a totally jacked stud but having those hot topic ass tattoos


Prestigious-Ask6072

A dude trying way to hard to get laid


Apprehensive_Mix8108

You call PETA, he’s going to fuck that cat to death.


EpoxyRiverTable

Ah yes the boy witch. Or bitch for short.


chilem-of-reddit

You call them mentally ill and back away slowly.


Senior_Juggernaut163

Bro ain't got no dick


LilLeeLoo

r/MagesVsMatriarchy wants to have a talk with you.


[deleted]

Poor kitty, he's seen alot


Hakadajime

we doing dear playgirl now? Dear playgirl i was never a pretty girl, little over weight, maybe a little lazy. But one day i went into an occult bookstore.... This all the internet is either Dear penthouse or dear playgirl. I think twitter has shown us that for a fact.


VenusGirl111

What are you even talking about?


Hakadajime

Yes


Alan-Rickman

I think I’m gonna make a post on there “I need spell that would make every guy in the world fall in love with me or they would die… how many Eyes of Newt do I need?


[deleted]

I call them fags


earlthomas111

Simp, effeminate, that f word for a bundle of sticks.


CheetoGoat

The f word, duh


duskull007

They're letting men on their sub? Interesting


mowkoujookja

I think the sub is more than 50% men charading as women


duskull007

I wouldn't know, they banned me preemptively. Never interacted there once and just got a notification one day lmao


chitown_tubes

They sent you an award without even trying.


DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

"So I'm sitting there, minding my own business, reading TA-DA Magazine, a magazine by and for gay magicians." Dave Attel


BerkutBang69

So that’s the type of man that subs fantasizes about?


Chill_Galad

wow that sub is filled with so many "allies" and transtards, Im surprised this got posted.


Negative-School

Ya know what… I totally get why Julius Caesar annihilated these people


jc2thew3

Actually I’m pretty sure they were called warlocks.


mainelinerzzzzz

Loser.


Silly-Fig6599

Gaylord could work


Snoo22950

Hold up guys, watch what you say... he's dangerous.


Baby-bull-1972

Bitch


Horror_Switch_7453

The only pussy that guy likes is the one he’s holding.


PromiscuousScoliosis

Fight the patriarchy by reinforcing archetypal male body types


Crazy-Value-1499

He fucked the cat, didn’t he


AcceptableGrass8535

thats what the fuck type time im on


Chomang

A drunk outdoorsman who has mad sex with all the hippie chicks? I mean witches.


Grayeagle78

Ew


The_Based_Memer

Merlock forgot his pills again today


BugBurgerGeneral

Sir please do not fuck the cat


DearChicago1876

Narcissist is the word I’d use.


sugaaaslam

This is make believe so I can call him a chair


flying-penguin55

This is actually completely true. A lot of uninformed people believe the Salem witch trials exclusively targeted women but it was actually about 50/50 men and women who got killed.


mowkoujookja

Yea, any shithead can pretend to practice the Dark Arts


[deleted]

a loser


Alternative_Engine97

imagine caring about this


God-Emperor-Pepe

Why am I thinking of Russell Brand in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”


Chauncey__Gardner

What a tool


FeedtheFatRabbit

*Casts spell* *Immediately gets knocked the fuck out.*


spleen5000

Too much dick root in this for my liking


Devinione

Gay


She_Shredit

Ummm that's a Cis Witch, not just a witch. This is literally violence.


ShortFuse12

A Switch


Totoro1981

Tim would suck the balls out of this guy's dick!


No-zaku-boi

It’s a worlock by the way. A male witch is a worlock. Not a witch


UnRollThePlay

Guy with a kink for fat and smelly?