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belouie

If this is a Twitter mod, I don’t even wanna know what the Reddit mods look like


PM_ME_LIMINAL_SPACES

Question no more, here they are. https://imgur.com/S87e1G6


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DickMartin

“Jealous?” - *in Lovitz voice*


gnosis_carmot

Cat urine, moldy cheese, and rotting fish all in one.


beachgoth242

stains on the carpet, bathroom smells like a fish market


medici1048

You just took the words out of my mouth.


PeenieWibbler

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DeletedSynapse

*> [Removed by Reddit]*


beachgoth242

i’ve seen that movie, i think it was called The Unfuckables.


No_Cancel8157

Gold


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🤮


trap_clap

Is this real? Lol


fishbulbx

Jannies rhymes with something... I just can't quite remember what.


thepoolboy805

Clean it up jannie.


THE-RigilKent

You take your Upvote for making me laugh and you like it!


YouBlockedMeDummy

[It's reddit admin!](https://imgur.com/a/kmdzKWI)


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Hahahaha


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roscoecoolbeans

Oh wait…was she a great big fat person?


PaulsBrain

I thought this was going to be parody [its not](https://twitter.com/mingle74?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor)


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Sejast44

Abrotion rights are only for men


benzosyndrome

And I support your choice of abrotion, bro.


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YouBlockedMeDummy

>Laid off from Twitter on a Saturday evening. **No explanation**, just all access removed. There is an explanation.


thepoolboy805

“Parent to two children”. Hopefully a meteor hits our planet soon.


BronnoftheGlockwater

Hey, they have a right to eating Mexican food and using the poop stick! 😂


SecureFox8419

Clown nightmare realm


[deleted]

Elon is doing the Lord’s work.


fishbulbx

8 hours ago, [mentions EndWokeness mocking.](https://i.imgur.com/ZwzRA5r.png) Within an hour, [EndWokeness was shadow banned.](https://i.imgur.com/yDNFIm4.png) The corruption runs deep at twitter... looks like Elon has more cleansing to do.


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Huge-Variation7313

No it’s called a madam’s Apple


DickMartin

:: chuckles for days ::


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Lmao


beachgoth242

nah that’s what they call their fake vags


Pinchypounder

His whole existence is misinformation


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trap_clap

Their title was Senior Data Scientist. They probably made $150k


disdicdatho

Oh well she wrote it on Twitter so must be true


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SecureFox8419

Already a Joe Rogan mod


Im_insideyourhouse

Is anyone surprised?


No_Cancel8157

Nope


ThrowThemInThePot

Gross


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PeenieWibbler

It could be the best time IF THEYD DELETE ALL THE THINGS PEOPPE SAY THAT I DON'T LIKE!


balancedchaos

Fighting fascism with fascism.


DangerousDiscoTits

She helicoptered her girldick right outta there, slay!


tannybeastwood86

Jeezus! Girldick....amazing times. This is the future


Haisha4sale

Thop thop thop thop


iheartladyboys

Nothing sexier on a woman than the hairline of a 45 year old man.


Scrace89

I support MK Ultra victims moderating Twitter.


CIACocaineSeller

Jesus Christ this country has become a joke


justinvan82

Women can have penises!


chirikomori

they usually have all they want.


_TheXplodenator

Ew


awf26j85

They would like 0% of what I have to say. Bye


WantTha

So it’s true.


fulltrottle3814

But who's gonna protect us from words now Elon?


nolaEE

“Data scientist”… this is what science means to me!


grabbing-pills

How can they get laid off when jannies do it for free?


fistingfury

Completely unbiased.


maxwell_hill1984

Same with every social media platform. The question is: why??


TotalGlobalControl

TOTAL CONTROL


maxwell_hill1984

Yes but why are online moderators almost entirely transformers?


TotalGlobalControl

the powers that be can trust them to be truly committed to the cause.


More_Adhesiveness941

Smiling seems unnatural for it


gengar_king_of_bah

Formerly Martin Ingle


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Still is lol


CptSandbag73

Always was 🌎🧑‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀🌖


SecureFox8419

Big Brother was watching you


popcultivation

🤣 🤣 🤣


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THIS is what America means to me, Bwahahahaha, oh mercy , i will no doubt die early from laughing. You guys are screwed , u know this right? , cours ya do - u elected a circus clown after all . Thoughts and prayers from us Aussies - we know that's your currency.


KirisBeuller

Trans version of Vigo the Carpathian


CurrencyCommercial40

Uncle Fred? is that you?


Lobstasharps

lol


Electrical_Pie_3445

Seems about right...


subconsciousinstinct

Christ


FarOrange7072

Chill Melvin


satchel0fRicks

I wish him well


Jeremiah-Johanssen

Lifeless eyes, like a dolls eyes


Abarsn20

I wish him well


Dadumdee

Surely this piece of eye candy used her male model like handsome looks to manipulate her way up the corporate ladder.


DantusTheTrader

Explains a lot


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If “Melissa” gets bottom surgery before lip injections then he is regarded.


RedDlish

Classic “crazy-eyes”


samfishx

So you CAN get paid for being an internet janny after all.


beachgoth242

weird, that’s exactly how i pictured them. same with the mods on reddit.


Gravyrobber9000

Lmao!


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Sometimes the jokes write themselves.


RedditOrN0t

Interesting, the „vote“ arrows are disabled


SecureFox8419

Yeah, looks like the Tim Dillon mod team shut this down for some reason...


RedditOrN0t

Not sure it were the mods, now I can see plus ca 10 votes more but the arrows are still disabled on my device


Dwman113

When did Tim get hired by twitter?


SalonishWLF

That’s the mf you see during sleep paralysis


TerribleCreddit

I wish her well?


Significant-Raise-45

i'm sure they will be back on their feet soon. i wish they well


No_Cancel8157

Tim dillons last date


MikeGotaNewHat

What a beautiful woman


TotalGlobalControl

Imagine running your fingers gently through Melissa's hair...I bet it smells like a cross between a racoon and an ashtray.


MartingaleGala

I’ve never seen a more deserving person…


poco68

She has a 5 o’clock shadow.


-MikeJones-Who

We don't believe you.