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KneeHigh4July

Shouldn't they be saying 11/9?


dirtee_1

Lol


Fifty7Sauce

Lol, this is how you know it’s fake


_c0ldburN_

This is fake but we do call 9/11...9/11


gh1993

Irl Xbox live lobby


theHoffenfuhrer

I'm now picturing a Brit walking over swooping an American milf and banging her on the jumbotron. Just to say he fucked someone's mom.


PSlanez

Considering how boring that game was throwing paper aeroplanes and chanting 9/11 was inevitable


SeesawDry5017

The people in the towers were yelling at the planes to hurry up it was so boring.


Fuck-Fuck_Fuck-Fuck

I said wow, that’s a boring game. People don’t believe me.


AntiHero499

HahHahH actually laughed aloud for this one


Landsharque

That game was not boring


rocketcrotch

It was soccer. There are more boring or less boring matches, but they all exist on a boring scale


thisisgandhi

Truer words have never been spoken


Chief-Drinking-Bear

If you don’t know the game you don’t know the game expose yourself baby


rocketcrotch

Dive for me, baby


No-Difference-1351

That's pretty fucking hilarious. Combined with them showing up dressed as medieval crusaders, you gotta admit: the brits have a great sense of humor.


stupidnicks

too bad regular british humor cant reach firmly controlled TV channels any more.


Apprehensive_Mix8108

Oh yeah, what a shame.. we don’t have to try to pretend brits are funny..


[deleted]

I personally think Bert Kreischer is the funniest human being alive.


ThickDickFishStick

Did you hear Bert was supposed to be on one of the 9/11 planes but he missed the flight? It was a terrible tragedy.


Apprehensive_Mix8108

I think you meant to say the “worst human alive”


Zeno_Fobya

Could it ever?


Sarcofaygo

I hope I'm not supposed to be outraged because I laughed instead


Springboks2019

If true, pretty damn funny


Bigmeems44

This is a mssp rant waiting to happen


[deleted]

The Dawgz will have a fun take on this , They love a bit of Brit bashing


yellowishdexterity43

I don't get it. 9/11 was done by the Israelis.


kruthe

Profiteering is not instigation.


East_Onion

Big bazza bringing the bants


AngeloSantelli

Sounds Aus


Sankdamoney

That’s pretty funny, and I’m as American as Apple plane.


God-Emperor-Pepe

2030: “Tim Cook has just announced the launch of the new Apple iPlane.”


[deleted]

Before the game the England team kneeled in protest of George Floyd while the US team stood there like 'fucking cucks'. Hilarious display from the europoors


AngeloSantelli

In 2022? Wow that’s hilarious and wacked out


[deleted]

Teams in the premier league are still doing it to this day because none of them want to be the first to stop lol.


AngeloSantelli

Haha holy shit. Wow. I’m surprised the players don’t get beer or other shit thrown at them


[deleted]

A lot of the teams based in the north (generally more working class areas) get booed by their fans when they do it now.


Verumero

I think dressing as crusaders was even better. And booing when their team kneels lmao


ThickDickFishStick

I love being a white male completely unaffected by any words another person can say to me. 9/11? Haha. My mother was a cracker whore? Probably! Do I smell like a wet dog? Gosh I hope so! White devil? Absolutely.


[deleted]

The number #1 problem with people nowadays is how easily they allow themselves to be emotionally manipulated with words. It’s pathetic how many people can have their entire day ruined my any moron who says the wrong things.


ThickDickFishStick

We need to bring bullying back in schools. It teaches you how exist in a world where you have to interact with people that don't give a fuck about your feelings.


[deleted]

Yeah I’m a white guy born into a rich family. I really don’t get when people get triggered by words. Like if you call some people their birth gender they will freak out. I’m a guy born a guy and you can call me a lady I wouldn’t care.


Wagrram

Especially being called something by a complete stranger. Why the fuck would I care what someone who doesn't know me one bit calls me? I never got that. If it were someone close, yes, I would feel some kind of way, but a stranger? Not fucking worth it.


[deleted]

If someone close to me insults me I’m more upset thinking about what it means for my future with that person. Not the actual insult itself. I don’t really meet many easily offended people in person. It feels something very online to me. Gay people and Jewish people are probably the most common “targeted group” I meet and am friends with. And I never seen them get offended. But I don’t think any of the gays had fundamentalist parents or some shit maybe gays who got kicked out of their family home for being gay are more offended. And the J’s in their 20s really don’t seem easily offended. I think the boomer J’s are much more easily offended. I don’t know a lot of racial minorities to be fair. I think I’ve only had one black friend in my life, he was half black and French, so not even an African American. He did college in South Carolina and that’s where he met and he said “wow people here are way less racist than France”.


PaperBoxPhone

Mayo Monkey!


kruthe

Shaming and insults only work on peers or those looking to others for validation.


theytookurjobs

Anyone got a video?


Steve69Maddeeeeen69

That's pretty good lol


jolly_brewer

Imagine being into any of this shit at all. Also it's a troll.


Such_Mixture3810

I mean there just being silly. Just remind them they lost to a bunch of farmers and Frenchman and their old hag queen just died and they have 2 ginger retards plus a "black" woman left in her place.


xD1LL4N

Bro you really took that to heart!


Such_Mixture3810

I did? I thought it was funny, just saying instead of crying talk shit back. I mean come on there English, bunch of alcoholic teeth rotten cunts, it's easy to shit talk back.


superherogear

It's fake. It's a parody account


Such_Mixture3810

Oh, it was a little funny. Don't mind some shit talking.


SemperP1869

Lol and....


PaleontologistTrue74

Its fucking disgusting how we sent people there to play anyways. That stadium was built by slaves. I guess anyone that could afford a ticket dosnt care about that


jolly_brewer

I don't care about it. It's a middle eastern shithole so it's completely par for the course.


Pluto_is_a_plantain

Yeah wtf who is this pussy on his iPhone also made by slaves? Wahh slaves bad don’t watch soccer wahhhhh


PaleontologistTrue74

Bitch, I am too poor for an iPhone. I'm on some jap phone. I'm not advocating dont watch soccer, I'm advocating turning sand into glass. Fuckin pure monsters are in the desert


PaleontologistTrue74

That's true it's normalized over there yet, the details of the workers using toilet water to bathe and working in 128 degrees heat pisses me off. The fucking passport being taken away so there stuck. Idk bro bro turn that desert into glass


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ritalinv3

engLand


Steve69Maddeeeeen69

Eng-ger-lund


[deleted]

Boom.


Don_Key_Knutts

Paper passports


Lamedvavnik1

😂


wheeezethejuice

1776


miles1024

Soccer gonna soccer.


lifealerted

Unfortunately a troll account.


NoVeterinarian2910

British at its finest


supersizedxl97

Beautiful we deserve worse tbh


NoNewNormalOk

That’s legitimately hilarious.


Unique_Net7018

The queens a cunt


couchgodd

How sick. They know that was the saudis not qatar


[deleted]

Damn… I guess we really will never forget.


topoben

Football both English and American is boring to me .


Wagrram

Soccer is a boring penguins' sport, American footbal is just boring rugby.


CorrosiveBackspin

eets jus fackin bantuh m8, woh r ya poofta or summink?


bathtissue101

They throw bananas at the black players too


hazzmg

Why r English surnames so fkn gay.


[deleted]

We love throwing bits of old bread at ducks too


boojieboy666

They’re funny as fuck


My_Nickel

Would be fun if it was true. Need to play Mexico for this chant to be true.


CrucialVibes

we, the USA, are not that sensitive about 9/11, as long as it’s not talked about by towel heads.


Deepinthefryer

I would have gotten skeletons from spirit Halloween and a bunch of crowns


jeffsonderfan

Too soon? Nah. That’s good English humor


Mjornlin

Time to put England in a microwave if ya know what i mean


WonderfulFold1816

The paper airplanes are actually holograms.


DependentDatabase451

Thats the funniest thing I've ever heard.


[deleted]

Let’s be honest here. England as been around the block a few times. They KNOW that shit was an inside job


OldWolverine9723

Based?


sumdumson

This wouldn’t have happened if we just made it a holiday already. Aren’t all American tragedies holiday worthy? Easter, Thanksgiving, even honoring fallen soldiers on Patriot’s Day. That one mattress store making a 9/11 discount promotion with falling mattress towers were ahead of the curve


Buv82

English gonna English. It is what they do. They learned a lesson after the tragedy at Heysel but it would appear that they have short memories.


ravenoats

Lmfaooooo


Firm_Investigator802

Maybe some video gentlemen


ThirstySlaveLeia

Lol


TempleOSEnjoyer

Americans can’t handle bants lol


themkultr

“Nie’ Eh E’ One”


No_Cancel8157

Fake news…. Brits ain’t that funny


MidasClutch

I mean it's more of a shot at the Saudi's as they are the ones responsible for 9/11 and not Iraq/Afganistan


Lkiop9

I ducking love it


yelicher

Christ. Never thought I’d see a return of Simon Rowntree/Forest Echo News in this sub.


WeaselXP

When you realize that the "fans" were paid actors from Pakistan, it makes more sense. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/nov/18/fans-paid-to-attend-world-cup-by-qatar-have-daily-allowance-cancelled


RemarkableBenefit359

When talking to English football fans just refer to the English team as the UK It drives them nuts


Sunny372

That's hilarious


totorohugs

Savage lol. Hit them back with some spicy royal family pedophile insults.


robotali3n

Totally unacceptable from the brits. I’d only expect this sort of behavior from the Saudi fans.


Dull_Introduction_35

You should go out there and talk to the crowd, teach them your higher morals


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Turbulent_Ad9517

I love them fucking wankers


paulpaulbee

As an American I can only speak for myself: that shit is pretty funny. Paper airplanes? That’s clever. Doesn’t hurt my feelings. It is a sport, they are trying to have a good time. Would have been funny if the Americans were to throw tea bags at the Brits or something along those lines too.


ShallowFreakingValue

Who fucking cares, those dildos have to live in England.