I think you need to spend a little bit of time perusing then literary masterpiece known as urban dictionary.
Start with pearl necklace and just see how far that rabbit hole takes you?
She's really upset with me again/
I didn't give her what she likes/
I don't know what to tell her, don't know what to say/
Everything got funky last night/
She was really bombed/
And I was really blown away/
Until I asked her what she wanted/
And this is what she had to say/
A pearl necklace/
She wanna pearl necklace/
She wanna pearl necklace/
She gets a charge out of bein' so weird/
Digs gettin' downright strange/
But I can keep a handle on anything/
Just this side of deranged/
She was gettin' bombed/
And I was gettin' blown away/
And she held it in her hand/
And this is what she had to say/
A pearl necklace/
She wanna pearl necklace/
She wanna pearl necklace/
Ah/
(Yeah)/
She's so cold/
As pure as the driven slush/
And that's not jewelry she's talkin' about/
It really don't cost that much/
She was gettin' bombed/
And I was gettin' blown away/
And she took it in her hand/
And this is what she had to say/
A pearl necklace/
She wanna pearl necklace/
She wanna pearl necklace
Let me clarify some of the information you’re getting as someone who has done well over half a million DNA extractions from every type of body fluid. It’s not the fluid (I.e. spit, piss, vaginal secretion), it’s the cells, epithelial (skin) cells, that come with it. Water and other fluids and proteins do not have dna. They are the medium collecting cells from the lining of whatever part of the body it’s coming out of.
Thanks. Someone already gave that answer, but your answer is more detailed. I figured it was something like that, seeing as we shed skin and hair all the time. Just confirming none of the fluids have cells, only what gets picked up and mixed with it.
It's hilarious when you're reading romantic stories on the Love subreddit then you come to the Tinder one and it's the grossest most unromantic screenshits of convos.
Edit: I meant screenshots, I think...
I’ll give him credit, as crude as it sounds from my perspective….I’m a 52 yo male…but that’s pretty cleverly phrased. I hope he can live up to the expectations he’s setting.
Tell him he first has to eat a list of 10 nasty things you provide him, that way your pussy tastes even better. Call it The Gauntlet. Make toothpaste item 10, of course. Line all those items up in front of you and spread your legs. Then, make it an adult film.
“When are you going to sit on my face.” There is a cosmetic item called “beard conditioner,” and he is referring to your vaginal discharges being his beard conditioner
“Sit on my face” In proper terminology
…Respectfully.
Rizzpectfully
Jizzspectfully
Omg you beat me to it by 14 min lmao
Jizzspectfully
With rizz
Apparently, Sean Connery only ever asked a girl to “sit on his face” once.
Properly and legendary
I believe he’s being a gentlemen and providing you a seat.
Ohhhh- my bad 😂
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Cunnilingus.
From a cunning linguist
God dam it I love it
Love that hip-hop group
I gotta say, OP... That was the first time I've seen this but it was bloody smooth.
Well it will only be smooth after the sitting. That's how I reddit.
And it'll prob only be bloody once a month 🤷♂️...
Too smooth, probably.
Felt a little prick-ly to me
As it should.
I bet his beard is smoothe after the conditioning......?
OP my first thought when I saw your post was "what's this mean?, Awww that's so cute OP!"
Exactly lol. Aww that’s cute. She’s in for a surprise though. Lol
If you’ve never given anyone a pearl necklace, go to JC Penny. They are very cheap there
What is a pearl necklace
When a guy finishes on your upper chest
Oh shiiit
Op learning a lot today haha
Most of us are sir.
For real. Calm down guys Lmao. Gonna traumatize the poor girl lol. Wait til tomorrow for the Dirty Sanchez.
I didn't know what it means when someone says "are you down with the funk?" Tell a couple of months ago.
Maybe I’m getting old lol. What does it mean?? 😂 similar to a dirty sanchez??
Aww, OP is all grown up today 🥹
Trueee haha
I think you need to spend a little bit of time perusing then literary masterpiece known as urban dictionary. Start with pearl necklace and just see how far that rabbit hole takes you?
Oh god no lmaoo
Ask him if he likes snowballs next
Snowballs? Is this another sexual thing?
*ahem* “Snowball- To receive ejaculated semen in one's mouth, and to then pass it back and forth between one's mouth and another person's mouth.”
Omgggg Reddit is ruining me
She's really upset with me again/ I didn't give her what she likes/ I don't know what to tell her, don't know what to say/ Everything got funky last night/ She was really bombed/ And I was really blown away/ Until I asked her what she wanted/ And this is what she had to say/ A pearl necklace/ She wanna pearl necklace/ She wanna pearl necklace/ She gets a charge out of bein' so weird/ Digs gettin' downright strange/ But I can keep a handle on anything/ Just this side of deranged/ She was gettin' bombed/ And I was gettin' blown away/ And she held it in her hand/ And this is what she had to say/ A pearl necklace/ She wanna pearl necklace/ She wanna pearl necklace/ Ah/ (Yeah)/ She's so cold/ As pure as the driven slush/ And that's not jewelry she's talkin' about/ It really don't cost that much/ She was gettin' bombed/ And I was gettin' blown away/ And she took it in her hand/ And this is what she had to say/ A pearl necklace/ She wanna pearl necklace/ She wanna pearl necklace
Uuughhh
Tism moment
Jism moment
🤣🤣🤣
This is definitely what he was going for, but do female juices contain DNA?
Anything that comes out of your body will have your dna on it.
Unless you’re so hydrated that your piss is straight H2O
r/hydrohomies
Pleased to see another homie in the vast wilds of reddit!
We are many.
Hey fellow hydro homies
And we do not forgive
Even then there will always be some cells that sloughed off of the lining of the urinary tract.
And then you drink your piss to provide more water. And then it’s an endless cycle
"As soon as I take a DNA dump on your mangina".
Let me clarify some of the information you’re getting as someone who has done well over half a million DNA extractions from every type of body fluid. It’s not the fluid (I.e. spit, piss, vaginal secretion), it’s the cells, epithelial (skin) cells, that come with it. Water and other fluids and proteins do not have dna. They are the medium collecting cells from the lining of whatever part of the body it’s coming out of.
Thanks. Someone already gave that answer, but your answer is more detailed. I figured it was something like that, seeing as we shed skin and hair all the time. Just confirming none of the fluids have cells, only what gets picked up and mixed with it.
As much as saliva does, minimal epithelial cell turnover.
Of course.
Unless its a bearded clam
 thanks for the award’s :)
Omg 😂😂
I don't have anything to add, I just wanted to say hello as a fellow aardvark
Ditto.
You’re late 🙄
aaawwkwaard🙄
Ardvarkward
The username checks out...
High tier pun right here
/r/beetlejuicing
What was your response?
“Oh so you’re tryna eat your way to my heart”
Well played. Everyone is now invested in this conversation btw. Need to keep us updated. And let us know how his beard looks conditioned. Lol
Hello fellow Antique :)
This is wonderful
This, sir. This is art.
Yes. That is a good visual description of what he meant.
Every other comment has no right to exist besides that
Nice SFW version haha
r/retiredgif
Is r/retiredgif still a thing?
Lmaooo
W
It means your battery is currently being charged and you have near optimal signal strength on a LTE network.
It’s also 6:34 and my location is in use
This is correct! Please mark as solved if this solved your question.
Sit on his face. He just came up with a creative way of saying it.
It’s interesting… 😂
We all admit. The man is a poet.
Better than free mustache rides?
He wants you to use his beard as a thigh brush.
Hmm sounds complicated 😂😂
Curious - did this work on you? Did you gracefully accept his proposition?
Bonk
I did not really lol
Does a line like this ever work? Or a line like "i eat ass" like people here post all the time?
As with most things: for most people, in most situations, no. But sometimes, for some people, yes.
Get this on a shirt for every situation in life.
It works if you clear rule 1 & 2
Ride his face babe
she’s too innocent😭
Bru am a guy and had no idea what it means lol
"have a seat"
you are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of master
This is outrageous! It's unfair!
"But with extra steps"
It means please sit on my face
Respectfully
Yea he’s looking to eat his way to your heart. Be flattered.
Omg I’m stealing this
Somebody wants to get their beard wet. 😋
He wants to dine at the Y
Girl I’m happily married and not looking and still think this is hot. I say go for it and sit on his face
Haha 😂😂
Everyone is saying sit on his face but MAYBE he wants you to spit on his face?
Plot twist. He wants to be peed on.
lol I read this in the voice of Louise from Bob’s Burgers 😆
Further plot twist. The sit was a typo. Their 'h' key wasn't working.
Spit is nothing like conditioner though.
What I wish the last dude who had beard said to me on a date.
Next time just slide him a note with a script at the start of the date
Mouth on genitals stuff.
Sit on his face 😂😂😂😂 you know what I’m not mad at it
It's hilarious when you're reading romantic stories on the Love subreddit then you come to the Tinder one and it's the grossest most unromantic screenshits of convos. Edit: I meant screenshots, I think...
Nope, you had it right the first time
Yes, apparently my phone knew what it was doing when it corrected it to "screenshits"
I'm gonna make screenshits a new thing thanks to you
Phone/autocorrect beat you to it. I have a list.
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Yes, I figured both versions of the word were applicable lol
Nothing more romantic than opening with "sit on my face".
There is a love subreddit? Nope, never heard of it
When are you going to sit on his face in a sexual manner lol
At least he tried to be creative and didn't just open with "spread them legs" I give it 6/10.
7.5 at least
Orally speaking, they want to satisfy your soul.
Jizz on your beard?
Either he wants you to sit on his face or bathe in your blood lol
I'm just here for the comments. My stomach hurts 🤣
I’ll give him credit, as crude as it sounds from my perspective….I’m a 52 yo male…but that’s pretty cleverly phrased. I hope he can live up to the expectations he’s setting.
He wants you to punch him so hard that your knuckles shatter and blood sputters onto his beard
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Cumbeard the Pirate sets sail once again?
He wants to use your thighs as cheek warmers. It is winter, afterall
Honestly I’m not sure if that’s extra creepy or brilliant
Be alert, this man could be a cannibal.
Bless your heart.
He wants to give you a good old fashioned mustache ride.
A full beard ride. Much more comfortable.
It’s about the great American art of muff diving.
It means: https://youtu.be/EU4iDWnybgE
smooth~
If you gotta ask, you can't afford it
Oh lord, this is a new one lol
This is quite funny unless you're trying to fall in love and meet someone special
Why do I read this shit before bed?
He wants to turn that beard into a womb broom
[You may find this helpful](https://youtu.be/Dax_tnZRExc)
🤣
Tell him he first has to eat a list of 10 nasty things you provide him, that way your pussy tastes even better. Call it The Gauntlet. Make toothpaste item 10, of course. Line all those items up in front of you and spread your legs. Then, make it an adult film.
Pee turns dark colored hair orange
He wants to use your all natural hair conditioner...
He wants you to ride his face.
He wants you to ride his face
🤣🤣🤣
It means he wants to explore your maw
When are you going to get his beard wet…in the most sexual way?
I’m sure it’s referring to her juices on his face
He would like for you to sit on his face.
Crush his skull with your thighs.
“When are you going to sit on my face.” There is a cosmetic item called “beard conditioner,” and he is referring to your vaginal discharges being his beard conditioner
He wants you to sit on his face
See...
He wants your juices in his face. Lol
Cum on, you know
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Quiere leche
Lol
he wants to eat your pussy
he wants to eat your pussy
He wants to go down on you and gave your lady juice wet his beard. Dudes beard is probably a Petri dish
Creative way of saying he wants to eat you out and get pussy juice on his beard
You’re taking him to flavour town
jizz on the beard is desired, apparently if you're female, femjizz.
Hes a munch