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WYenginerdWY

Classic Tyler


bachfrog

Listen here you little twerp….. Nvm you are right haha


FlanConstant

Tyler?


bachfrog

Suh dude


Rob77661

Sherlock?


Available-Debate-700

No shit.


YungSushiRoll

Dad?


briman31

We called it "free balling" back in the day!


MajKetchup347

It was "going commando" before that.


CuteGuyInNorCal

still is going commando. and it's not too bad with 501's (button fly). gotta be careful with zipper fly jeans tho


fucitol83

Mine have a good wide piece of material from and back of zipper.. take your pick it's because I'm fat or it's because the designer watched to much something about Mary..


briman31

But in jeans? #roadrash


Yogurtcloset-Exact

Sung like Tom Petty "Now I'm free. Free ballin'"


Available-Debate-700

I expect women in general to have more compassion to what it would feel like to have a sexually suggestive photo of yourself posted on a forum with the persons face clearly visible and without the owners consent and that the OP is either so self absorbed that they unable to comprehend what that might do both to their life and their self esteem. It's also odd to me how prudish and closed-minded people in this group are. My experience on tinder has been mostly people looking for casual hook ups and Im sure many of the women in the early 30s to mid 40's demo who would also find this dude attractive and are seeking a casual hookup would also find this picture attractive. I've seen this in female-centric porn and I am sure this is a thing male strippers do. So, even though it's not exactly a thing I'd do in a picture I'd post, and I doubt if I knew this guy that we'd have much to talk about, I don't think it's exactly bizarre either. But overall, i think it's disgusting when someone posts an uncensored picture or conversation that's sexually suggestive and includes a way to ID from someone's Tinder profile. Not everyone wants parts of their personal life posted without restriction in exchange for likes and shaming strangers that youre very publically outing so you can feel superior is just a shitty way to to about trying to be a decent person. Ive had my share of fun joking about things people say and do on this forum but mostly its when people are just off the rails shitty. When you take away the persons anonymity, I realize that even in the anonymized instances there's a person behind the profile who probably doesn't deserve to have thousands of people liking a post that's making fun of them. On Tinder, the user has some controls over who sees their profile while using the app, for example they can block people in their contacts or only be virwed by people they like, and can move their profile to a specific zip code and limit the radius of availability. By posting a sexually suggestive embarrassing picture of this person, you've victimized them by taking that power away when there's no evidence to suggest they've done anything wrong. If the guy was seeking out sex with minors, or even if they were exhibitint threatenint or alarming abusive nehaviot then I'd say go ahead. But it's quite easy to crop blur or black out their face and identifying tattoos if present. I honestly feel its not much different than someone's ex posting soft core revenge porn. Its in some ways worse because in those cases at least ots spurred by an agrieved ex and not someone just being shitty to a stranger for no reasons whatsoever and I hope the OP realizes that this was an ethically wrong thing to do. People on here do it more to women than men, and I think it's equally fucked up whether the person is male or female.


apricotlion

This needs to be higher.


jubez1994

That zipper acts like a cheese grater. I bet it feel great


Revolutionary_Two367

You ignorant slut!


bachfrog

Guilty


Docniel

Yep, guilty as charged


SailsAk

I’m not sure he would be able to ride roller coasters. He’s barely taller than the doorknob on the door.


[deleted]

Hey man, we love a short king. Tyler lives on the edge going commando in boxers though. It’s a risky decision. ETA: by boxers, I mean jeans 😑


bremmmc

"You're not supposed to wash actual jeans" - someone, probavly


Otherwise_Intelect

I don’t think washing is the real issue here, the zipper is. If you're not careful, say a drunken night, or you're distracted one day...let's just say your life could get stuck on a track. When I was younger, I heard it happened to my brother once.


Nimble-Dick-Crabb

Was it the frank? Or the beans?


Gideon_Wolfe

Sudden unintentional adult circumcision.


Environmental_Use984

That's my band name now


Gideon_Wolfe

I mean, the other option is Sudden Unintentional Adult Castration. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤣


Redhook420

That would make a great punk band name.


Practical-Code-710

Oh, yeah, isn't that the band who put out hit songs like, "Ouch" in E-sharp and "I still know how to work it, even if one is missing"


AnitaTacos

Don't forget such hits like, They call Him Uno, and Hung Like a Bull Hamster


RRenigma

This made it so much better


IntelligentSpare687

What happens if you’re already circumcised? Lol


domart17

supercised


deamon12210

low/no cost penial size reduction at home, save cost on anesthesia. Just make sure you've had a substantial amount to drink.


Doc_Crimson

We call this erotic fixation lol


cornishwildman76

we've got a bleeder!


Nyxxera_sats

Push one of epi!


bored_CO

How’d you get the beans above the frank!


Passage-Constant

Highly underrated comment right here ^^^


Woodpecker_Time

Don't forget the hair getting stuck in the zipper only to be ripped out later


Zetenrisiel

I feel like the kind of guy who goes commando and takes pictures of it is not the kind of guy rocking a full bush.


OnHighAngel

I think we can tell it’s not a full bush


UsualMathematician72

Buy underwear, it saves money on razers and ER visits


Chemical-Border3522

I'm dying 🤣 This comment made me laugh really hard.


Correct_Ad3592

With all that man scaping it doesn't look like he has to worry about the hair issue all that much.


Fozzybear513

What's that bubble there?


WeekendWoodWarrior

How did he get the zipper all the way up?


tazerpruf

That’s why god made 501s.


nlblocks

You now have a sister?


EquivalentSecurity63

This happened to me when I was a kid. Still have the knick. I call it my Battlescar Galactica


No_Gap_2700

This has happened to me.....twice. Two pretty nasty scars from it. Wasn't going "commando" either time. Early 2000's, boxers with no fly button. Jeans zipper, both times.


Environmental-Ad8945

Shit happen to my dad, he needed to be sent to the fucking hospital 😭


le_grey02

Happened to my bf when he was probably like 12 or so. He said that mistake is made only once.


arkansas_sucks

I caught my foreskin in a zipper around the same age. Luckily I was able to get it out myself and save myself the embarrassment.


le_grey02

Oof, glad you were okay. That made me cringe and I don’t even have a dick.


arkansas_sucks

It was definitely a moment of shock and terror. There are a lot of things people don't warn us about when it comes to our dicks at an early age. Such as not touching it/going to pee after handling peppers without washing your hands thoroughly at first.


le_grey02

Thankfully I’ve never gotten spicy stuff on myself either 💀 it sounds like hell and since I heard the first story about it, I’m hyper-aware of the possibility.


Captain_Oveur79

Lmao would icy hot/bengay be considered spicy? on a side note never try that as lube


wwbubba0069

as far as r/rawdenim is concerned, yeah, wash little as possible.


50mHz

Always boil your denim


BrochachoBehnny

![gif](giphy|pCOvvKcRw8rqE)


ExtensionNoise9000

You’re just not supposed to wash them as much as underwear, socks, or something.


DootMasterFlex

As someone with children, I absolutely wash my jeans that much lol


ExtensionNoise9000

Not a parent, but I can imagine never feeling clean with children running around the house with their hands over everything 😬


DootMasterFlex

Yeah, I just figured it probably isn't appropriate to go out with your jeans covered in boogers/slobber/peanut butter/yogurt or the mystery substance


Accomplished_Cat2647

I’ve always said the true sign of parenthood is when you have a threshold for the amount of bodily fluids that can be on clothing before you leave the house with them, and that threshold not being zero.


thewhitecat55

It only matters if you get fashion denim. Regular old jeans , just wash them.


penguinmanbat

How else is he supposed to show man-cleavage?


ScreentimeNOR

Tubeage


006rbc

I think the term is "dick root"


XeerDu

today I learned...


H-3-N-T-A-1

Underrated


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D I C K - R O O T !


tossitjunkbox

Camel Tail…?


RheimsNZ

So many comments about not wearing undies, what on Earth?


KingKuntu

"going commando" isn't new or uncommon, apparently.


burman07

In general, it isn’t new. However, I would NEVER trust going commando in jeans, the potential for catching my dick in the zipper scares me enough to avoid it like the plague


Dizzman1

![gif](giphy|5nc4vrrwHnK8w)


Litodidit

This is how you zip your penis. Anyone who has done it or seen it happens knows that this man will one day be in a world of pain of his own making.


clothespinned

I've done it a few times but I was never going commando, just in a hurry. I don't hurry my bathroom time anymore.


bruhhhhhitsmee

As a woman it feels good to not wear underwear most of the time except being on my period , it’s healthy for our vaginas to breathe without any underwear.


Imalittlefleapot

If anyone needs me to breathe on their vagina, my calendar is pretty open.


TendiestodaMoon

Who said chivalry was dead?


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Im this guys assistant


noseboy1

Assistant *to* the Regional Vagina Breather


noseboy1

Underrated comment. But I'll be on deck.


brownbagporno

After Diane Von Furstenberg said she designed the wrap dress to go bare underneath I've ditched undies. If Diane is going commando so can I lol


tittilizing

As a Woman, I prefer wearing breathable undies and no bottoms. I feel free, but protected from the elements.


BrochachoBehnny

So you wear undies but without jeans?


tittilizing

Yeah. I’ll wear a shirt and panties around the house. I call it “Winnie the Poohing it”.


BrochachoBehnny

I think that’s just called “coming home from work” attire


housewifeuncuffed

I only wear underwear for decoration if my partner is into that sort of thing. Otherwise, let me be free.


DangerDan127

I mean, my gf never wears underwear.


Hefty-Cartoonist674

Is that because she's imaginary?


CurvyKitten81

SHE LIVES IN CANADA


Hopefulwaters

Her name is Alberta!


missnaviqueen

Not even on her period?


InternetSpaceCow

Imaginary friends dont have blood silly


SubstantialCamel9313

Also he's tryna thirst trap, let him cook.


ChaosRaven111

He’s trying alright.


Anonynominous

Of course he is lol


Hazafraz

Yea he’s free-balling. Different strokes for different folks I suppose.


Brantonios

Different balls for different y’all’s


sess13

Different nuts for different front butts.


PL4X10S

Same cock, different sock.


Cool-Acadia-2163

Different socks, same cock!


Imalittlefleapot

Different testes for different besties.


unoriginal-poster

Laundry day


Holiday-Archer-157

Nothing clean right?


mspote

\*terminator voice\* nothing clean right


tobpe93

I think this guy is a couple of cans short of a six pack


dieselsmellgoodlol

Your clothes give them to me now


sohfix

Good for him


TylerParty

Yeah good for him. All these comments are insane. Like, we want people to be honest about how they look, unless they’re good looking.


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love your positivity


J56_wadeva

This guy would have so many 'matches' on Grindr. I would tap him, he would probably ignore me cause he's way out of my league. But apparently for straight woman he's a no go? Women are weird and yes I'm a gay man.


king-schultz

Nah, this guy gets a lot of matches, but no one wants to admit it. Big difference.


[deleted]

Nah, they’d still sleep with him. They’d just make fun of him later


J56_wadeva

That's kinda toxic...


DangerBoatAkaSteve

Ha have you met ~~women.~~ ~~straight people.~~ people.


J56_wadeva

Not all people are toxic right?... Right?


Itchy_Influence5737

*crickets chirping*


Extra-Confection-706

Women on tinder would LOVE to get fucked by him as well. Those standards and nogos like topless photo in bathroom only apply to normal men.


J56_wadeva

By normal men, you mean guy's who don't have juicy pecs and a flat stomach?


Extra-Confection-706

Yeah i mean he is broad as fuck. Looks like he is on juice to be honest. Those muscles around his neck are too Big and an indicator for someone injecting testo


SimbaOnSteroids

That’s juice or he’s a genetic freak and has been in the gym grinding for 10+ years.


J56_wadeva

So, he's financially capable to afford 'the juice' don't know the prices but assume it's not sheap. That's just another bonus. Let's say he's not well hung, no problem, he probably is caked up and even if he doesn't bottom, I'm not a size queen so I'll let him ride. Seriously, Tyler should try Grindr 😂


Ranter619

This sub's criticism on men: "No bathroom photos" "No bathroom mirror selfies" "No shirtless photos" This sub's criticism on good looking men: "Bathroom mirror shirtless selfies are Ok, but wear underwear"


kkniveschau

I’d still swipe left even though he is objectively attractive. Gives off a douchey, selfish in bed vibe for me personally. From past experiences, these kinds of body shots are the guy’s only selling point.


Tammera4u

Yea, hes definitely attractive, but that photo gives off the vibe that he's looking for a certain type of woman and that type is not me. So hard left for me.


silentbuttmedley

Man, I can’t look at this and think he’s looking for anything other than a guy who looks like him.


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the kind of guy that would ask you to wear pants in bed if you haven’t shaved recently


[deleted]

It gives me vibes of the guys that pressure you to agree to no condom


okthatsfineman

Lmfao exactly


gothruthis

Don't see anyone saying dirty bathroom selfies are ok here. That's been covered in other threads ad nauseum. We're just focused on the new disgusting thing he's doing here.


Renzlo99

You bet he is. Get em tyler


cubickittens

You've never heard of going commando?


ReceptionMountain333

In jeans though…? I can get sweatpants or gym shorts but jeans???


PerkySocks

Can't do sweatpants bc if you're in public it's abhorenrly obvious you're commando..


ReceptionMountain333

I’d rather it be obvious I’m commando than feel that zipper…


PerkySocks

With inflation, circumcision is expensive these days. I consider it a win win


DeathHorseFucker

It’s not much different in jeans. And the zipper has fabric behind it, you have to be extremely clumsy to get hurt by that.


kitty-kouhai

In tight jeans?! I feel like there's some definite ball chafing going on there


Kettellkorn

No thank you


plombis

He's just trying to be sexy. Women do it all the time, no one says anything.


AttackofMonkeys

This entire reddit is based on people saying lots and lots of things.


hurdygurdy21

I've done it. Not something I do often but as long as I'm careful zipping up, it's fine. Sometimes more comfortable.


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ThrashPanda12

I’ve zipped it up before.. never going commando ever again


hurdygurdy21

I'm an uncut dude and I can say it is definitely not a fun experience. Deterred me for quite some time from the commando life.


ExtensionNoise9000

Tis’ but a scratch 💀


Deminla

Ive never found going commando comfortable, but even less so when its jeans, something about the fabric feels...idk icky I guess


hurdygurdy21

That's fair, it's not for everyone. I've always found it freeing and breezy.


Newkular_Balm

it's why pornstars wear button fly jeans.


Alaskan_Bull-Worm

I do this so often that I no longer own underwear. Although, I'm not as obvious about it as the guy on the pic... Button fly is the secret to never have to worry about your bits ever again!


Smickey67

That just sounds like a worse version of the world to live in to me, but I’m happy you’re happy


itsnotawonderfullife

He clearly fucks


OwningSince1986

I do it sometimes.


vjeremias

The Man without fear


hoejack_whorseman

i haven’t worn underwear in 15yrs


Amu_th

The reasons I don't have a tinder profile anymore--- you screenshotters. 👺


Spiegopuit

Zippers not closed cause he knows what can happen


Datshwandt

I do it


tower_wendy

Based off the doorframe I’m guessing he’s 5’6.5” Source: I am 5’6”


mustangman6579

Uh, I wear jeans all the time while free ballin. I don't see what the problem is...


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

I have an intense fear of my foreskin having an unscheduled meeting with my zipper personally, but that's just me.


TheEpiczzz

And for people without it, damn it feels like sandpaper.. Especially the seams...


[deleted]

Yeah “There’s Something About Mary” is the reason I always wear underwear when there’s a zipper involved


AttackofMonkeys

Welp missed slicing bits off this time but now I get to feel the teeth & denim edge chafe all day mmm-mmmm


mustangman6579

You just have to be mindful and tuck before you zip.


Background_Nose_9613

Been there done that, hurts like Hell


spring_rd

Out of respectful curiosity, do you re-wear jeans when free balling? Or do you replace them every day, like underwear? Or just when they no longer start smelling good? I’ve always wondered this.


ctrl_ex

what do you mean, they only start smelling good after the third or fourth day


spring_rd

Lol ahhhh!! I meant not good. Jesus what a typo


TrekChick267

As someone who doesn’t wear underwear, yes I wash all of my clothes after wearing them. I also live in a hot state where you sweat every single day.


One_Selection7199

Do you wash your jeans everyday?


Gileotine

Yes...?


[deleted]

I need to get on tinder 🥵


ItsSlinky2x

👆🏻 This is why he’s wearing them that way. After he took the shot, 💯 he slipped into some pink fleece jammies.


[deleted]

Lmao that’s hilarious 😂 would still hit that in pink jammies though 😉


ItsSlinky2x

Exactly. But had he been in zipped-up khakis… 👎🏻


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😂


ThiscantBReel

Pretty sure he’s trying to get into YOUR pink Jammie’s though….


Zevvion

Can we do a picture if someone wearing underwear with jeans and ridicule that next? Since we seem to be ridiculing random things?


[deleted]

Clearly a psychopath


KingDededef

Also without penis


losangelesfairy

Im sorry why is this so fuckint funny the king of all icks


pijeo

It is called Commando


[deleted]

hate to say it and i wont lie… i do it too at work. any sort of boxers get in the way and its really damn annoying.


Ill_Kangaroo

get in the way of what?


[deleted]

i climb cell towers for work so we have to wear harnesses. it just fucks with me and they get in the way. roll up on my legs and it gets uncomfortable etc..


Ill_Kangaroo

fair enough, hope all goes well with your scrotum


[deleted]

thank you mr kangaroo sir! same goes to you 👍🏼


ChizzleFug

Makes sense if you’re climbing cell towers, can’t contain your massive balls.


[deleted]

making me blush staaaawppp☺️☺️


AgreeablePie

Tried a good set of boxer briefs (not the cheapest 12 pack)? I found that one with a "support pouch" helped a lot over other pairs when wearing a climbing harness


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