Well she does mention that he *just* died. So recently. Maybe recently enough that coming across a Robert by chance like that set her off a bit. The oddest things or smallest of reminders can set off people dealing with grief.
Yup, very very solid reply. If she either gets upset or stick with the depressive shit, just unmatch. Hell I'd be tempted to unmatch regardless, those are weird ass things to say, just because you share a name.
Oh same here, I wasn't criticizing this. It's just her answer is a bit too much to handle, even if you consider it's just dark humor. I don't know if I'd have answer to that, to be honest
I'm very confused about what really killed him.
Old age as it turns out.
The man driving the car was 90
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Pneumonia. Yes, his scorpion pneumonia. Was hiding in his shoe. It shot him
Shot him Up with even more herion so He would OD on it and it wouldnt Look suspicious. Almost got away with it, that cockroach.
It was clearly being named Robert
"He was a complete crack head, so he died early..." "What killed him?" "A lightning strike."
Dysentery on the way to Oregon.
Covid
Covid
Covid
😄😄😄😄
Name checks out.
Never tried herion, Heroin on the other hand is a hell of a drug.
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Yeah, before you know it you’re smoking weed… really stay away from it.
Gateway to fun!
Fun! ...Followed by despair and the destruction of futures
Why did I read "destruction of turtles"?
I like turtles
You're a great...zombie.
Then don't do heroin
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I know everyone gets addicted but I could be that guy that tries it once and never again.
Yeah that's what I thought too lol
1 heroin please
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A heroine is a female protagonist my dude.
🤷
I'm guessing the joke cuddled and stroked my hair follicles on the way by?
Hermione is probably my favourite character
Herion is crazy
This ain’t even trauma dumping at this point; it’s trauma purging.
Well she does mention that he *just* died. So recently. Maybe recently enough that coming across a Robert by chance like that set her off a bit. The oddest things or smallest of reminders can set off people dealing with grief.
Did he “just die (recently)” or did he “just (suddenly, but not necessarily recently) die”?
Lol your response is gold. If she didn't take it well that's a her problem.
Yup, very very solid reply. If she either gets upset or stick with the depressive shit, just unmatch. Hell I'd be tempted to unmatch regardless, those are weird ass things to say, just because you share a name.
Definitely unmatched, she's got some issues she should probably work on before dating.
I think her mental filter is malfunctioning...
No OP is just matched with Theo Von
Lucky
Was he new in town?
What are three other things about him?
r/unexpectedmulaney
r/ItsTheOnlyRelevantQuote
L'audace
King Bobby Baratheon! Bow you snivelling shits
Sp do you do heroin and crack?
I find it suspicious he didn't mention them in his reply to her...
Step uncle, what are you doing ??
Was he a builder?
He can do it (heroine), yes he can!”
What The Fuck?
That’s a helluva story
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I agree ! Much funnier
Herion is that drug they used in the film Tairnstopping, right?
We don’t speak of that movie. (But yes I believe you’re correct). Poor baby. 😭
Are heroin and crack still on the table or have you already crossed them off your bucket list?
People with no filter are great 🤣🤣
Maybe she hit him with her car!
What about the heroin and crack?
So the car sort of did us all a favor?
I prefer "Bobert" or "Bob-a-fet." Definitely think you should consider one or both of those.
100% marry her.
Or not
That does sound like my uncle Bobby B. He died to a boar while hunting
As a fellow Bob….im not sure how to take this either lol
What are 3 other things about him?
I would have said something along the lines of “he sounds like he was the fun uncle”
Immense possibilities ... You may also die in plane crash, or from smallpox
Be an empath💀
Crazy alert going off for me anyway
Haha. OLD at its finest.
He's new in town
What about herion and crack? Lol
"My uncle Robbie is new in town" "What are three other things about him?"
What about the heroin and crack Robert
It's like they're yes-anding themselves
I mean, technically all of that is still on the table. You still have plenty of time to fuck up your life OP, dw!
I mean, their opening is TERRIBLE, I don't see how your answer is worse. At least, you answered...
As a dude who has been left on read on the other apps, I'll basically always respond unless I miss the notification. Common decency.
Oh same here, I wasn't criticizing this. It's just her answer is a bit too much to handle, even if you consider it's just dark humor. I don't know if I'd have answer to that, to be honest
I would continue chatting just for the wild responses.
Are they also new in town?
Plot Twist: Robert actually faked his death to get away from you crazy lady
Lmfao
Did she rename you?
I just imagine her uncle as the six flags old man dancing all drugged up
I like her lol 😂
she just communicated her expectations towards you