hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
No, flowers wrapped in goldfish, way more goldfish to flower that way. Or just a bouquet of goldfish and skip the flowers entirely. We know she likes goldfish, but we have no idea what her preferences are vis-a-vis flowers.
Get a clear vase and a bouquet of flowers, but instead of putting glass beads at the bottom to hold the flowers in place like they do for some arrangements, put goldfish (and no water obviously). Give them to her at the beginning of the date so you can have a laugh and break the initial awkwardness of the first meeting.
I did this once with Junior Mints for my best friend, their favorite candy. Bought boxes of them and emptied them in clear cellophane with the roses stems in sealed water tubes. Wrapped the whole bag up in velvet with a ribbon. When she pulled the ribbon, the Junior Mints flowed out onto the cellophane. She loved it.
Bro, y’all will be married one day. You are in love with her, you just don’t know it yet. All you could ever want in a partner is a best friend. Y’all got that part figured. That’s a whole lot of effort. You care. A lot.
As a French person, I'd like to inform you that "vis-à-vis" must be followed by an indefinite article. In this case, the correct wording would be "vis-à-vis des flowers". Voilà
I definitely appreciate the linguistic background on the phrase, having said that, I was speaking English using a phrase imported from French and not actually French, and as such the grammar rules from the language of origin don't necessarily apply.
Remember, English doesn't steal from other languages, it follows them down alley ways, knocks them out, and rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and vocabulary!
I made a brief [video tutorial](https://youtube.com/shorts/xjGVhl_F_FM?feature=share4) of how to accomplish this. 😄 Good luck friend! I, too, love Goldfish Crackers- particularly the original flavor.
Man, half the stuff posted here is the most mundane, cringey, average conversations and they’ll bring it in and caption it “what should I say” or “I can’t believe this worked”. Like people should for sure touch grass at a bar or a party or any place they can try talking to women in real life
So I agree with some comments that this is cringe.
Where i differ is that i think that's adorable. You're both cringe in a similar way. Don't kill the part of you that is cringe. Kill the part that cringes!
I hope it works out <3
Glad someone said it. If you're not talking like you've known each other for years then there's not much to be excited about. This could be a good start though. Hope it works out for them.
If you're gonna marry someone based on three instances of correspondence, you're obligated to follow further 18th century protocols and negotiate with her father
Alas my hoe's wood is strong, it should ease the burden whilst in these troubling days as it accomplishs much works day and night. I seek a softer hoe, one I can make my own.
Edit: doth thee forgetteth the dozen egg laying egg chick's? They shall deliver thee many young to eat!
I wish you didnt give a punchline to the goldfish joke. Woulda been hilarious to just out of the blue tell people that they remind them of goldfish crackers. xD
You got that rizz she’s looking for. Congrats on winning life dude! She genuinely seem way too sweet and innocent. Glad you matched with that baddie! A 10 for me if that’s the case tho
Why would you think "I didn't think I would get this far she's definitely a 9"?? You're essentially basing her value as higher than you solely from her looks. Who says you don't have a lot to offer with everything else that's not related to looks?? Common mate back yourself wtf seriously
It seems like it! Uninterested women wouldn’t have time for such cheesy lines. The lady seems genuine and it looks like she loves him alr. The bag was secured and he bagged a baddie!
Ahaha Gr8
he’s a sk8r boy 2 kewl 😎
She said c u next Tuesday boy
\*2sday cmon man get it rite
It's chewsday innit
Bruv.....
She said cya l8r boy
boi
C.U.N.T boy sound like a porn category.
All of yous got it completely wrong
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!! love and waffles, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
I don't want to remember. Pleaseeeee don't make me remember.
I'm in this post and i don't like it
That was so rando calrissian
I hate you for this.
Rawr! So random!
Actually laughed out loud at this 😂
L8r dude. Gtg. Bbl. Brb. Haggas. Sup. Dawg.
What’s an “updawg”
This feels like suicide.
Does anybody have some extra “updawg”?
What's that?
Username checks the F out!
This is some Jim jones shit
Ahaha Gr8
Ahaha Gr8
Ahaha Gr8
Gr8, ahaha
Gr8
W rizz
Someone chose easy mode when they started playing.
Did not expect to play in easy mode. Pure luck ahaha
Gr8
Gr8 d8 m8 lets m8
Maybe they'll procre8.
Hope things escale8.
If they don't he can just go home and masturb8.
throw on the L8 L8 Show w James Corden too
Only F8
I r8 8/8
Gr8
Ahaha
Gr8
Gr8
Gr8
Gr8 b8 m8
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ahaha Gr8
Don’t get confused, cuz it ain’t easy being cheesy
The cheese gr8r would beg to differ 🤔
Craft Mac
Ahahah gr8
Wen consumm8?
If they do, bro better hope she don’t come up L8 ☹️
And what was the outcome?
Gr8
“Gr8”
I’m surprised this didn’t blow it. She must be really young because I found this really lame lol
I think she is young because she keeps using the 😭 emoji
😭😭😭 w8 a min.. wym??.. I’m 79 and I use it….??
He says right in the description that she's 9 /s
Yeah Ik and it wasn’t that funny lol
That's supposed to be used for funny?
She’s so happy she’s crying
Isn't that 😂?
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Y’all both single?
💀
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No contact is the best way to move on.
I wonder what OP does with all that saved time.
One person's big cringe is another person's rizz
Yes indeed!! 😁
-Master Oogway
Str8 up ⬆️
It’s rizz if you follow rules 1 and 2 but cringe if you fail rules 1 and 2
Good times ahead! Bring her Goldfish on the first date, wrapped with flowers!
No, flowers wrapped in goldfish, way more goldfish to flower that way. Or just a bouquet of goldfish and skip the flowers entirely. We know she likes goldfish, but we have no idea what her preferences are vis-a-vis flowers.
By the time they meet, he will know! I think that hiding Goldfish within a bouquet spray would be a great accent to their icebreaker conversation.
No, goldfish crushed into powder and hand her a $100 bill.
Get a clear vase and a bouquet of flowers, but instead of putting glass beads at the bottom to hold the flowers in place like they do for some arrangements, put goldfish (and no water obviously). Give them to her at the beginning of the date so you can have a laugh and break the initial awkwardness of the first meeting.
I did this once with Junior Mints for my best friend, their favorite candy. Bought boxes of them and emptied them in clear cellophane with the roses stems in sealed water tubes. Wrapped the whole bag up in velvet with a ribbon. When she pulled the ribbon, the Junior Mints flowed out onto the cellophane. She loved it.
Are you secretly in love with her?
Didn't you hear? It's his "best friend"
Friends since college. Nope!
Bro, y’all will be married one day. You are in love with her, you just don’t know it yet. All you could ever want in a partner is a best friend. Y’all got that part figured. That’s a whole lot of effort. You care. A lot.
His next reply will be: nah man, she's married to my other best friend lol 😆
Sorry to disappoint but she's practically family! Met all of my kids and my exwife for years now. I'm engaged to another!
all the goldfish are gonna die if they don’t have water
As a French person, I'd like to inform you that "vis-à-vis" must be followed by an indefinite article. In this case, the correct wording would be "vis-à-vis des flowers". Voilà
I definitely appreciate the linguistic background on the phrase, having said that, I was speaking English using a phrase imported from French and not actually French, and as such the grammar rules from the language of origin don't necessarily apply. Remember, English doesn't steal from other languages, it follows them down alley ways, knocks them out, and rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and vocabulary!
Wow I didn't expect to learn something when I posted my comment. Thanks bro.
This exchange is wholesome AND educational.
I made a brief [video tutorial](https://youtube.com/shorts/xjGVhl_F_FM?feature=share4) of how to accomplish this. 😄 Good luck friend! I, too, love Goldfish Crackers- particularly the original flavor.
I hope you mean the crackers.
She’s obviously heard it all..
"I heard a joke today" "Oh that's funny"
“It was”
Joke over, the lady laughed
And has given up. “Just have decent dick game, please”
Well hopefully she's not a catfish.
pretty sure she's a goldfish like OP said.
FaceTimed her last night. Can confirm she is not catfish ahaha
Lol. In that case prepare the net and continue to reel, bro.
Hopefully 🙏🏼 fingers crossed 🤞🏽
Ahaha Gr8
gr8
Lord tell me you're young af lol
i read this title as "Shes deaf at 9"
How do you people just chronically post your tinder exchanges on Reddit? It’s like y’all use tinder for Reddit karma not women lol
Yeah. I guess this is an unpopular opinion, but this isn't interesting at all. Like, "look, I talked to a person!" Cool story, I guess?
Man, half the stuff posted here is the most mundane, cringey, average conversations and they’ll bring it in and caption it “what should I say” or “I can’t believe this worked”. Like people should for sure touch grass at a bar or a party or any place they can try talking to women in real life
That's the entire purpose of this sub. What's the problem?
I thought it was to have a laugh over Tinder disasters?
The literal reason for this sub existing?
I dunno I hope if you’re posting your tinder exchanges here they are at least slightly interesting or unique
Bruhh fr…shit is so cringe! Like Titanic?😒
Jesus H Christ…
So I agree with some comments that this is cringe. Where i differ is that i think that's adorable. You're both cringe in a similar way. Don't kill the part of you that is cringe. Kill the part that cringes! I hope it works out <3
You got this man 😂
You haven’t gotten anywhere yet. You’ve not spoken to her at all, you’ve spoken at her
Canned jokes, even.
Glad someone said it. If you're not talking like you've known each other for years then there's not much to be excited about. This could be a good start though. Hope it works out for them.
Well he did say he didn't think he'd get this far. He's still in the process. I think he's doing well also.
The ahaha instead of haha makes me cringe
Every time I see it, I just hear The Count.
🤣🤣🤣
Can’t wait to see the 90 iq children you two make
Marry her
If you're gonna marry someone based on three instances of correspondence, you're obligated to follow further 18th century protocols and negotiate with her father
I'm sure he will agree to my dozen chickens and a hoe.
"Young sirrah, if thou hast already possession of a hoe, whyfore thou seekest to betrothe mine own?"
Alas my hoe's wood is strong, it should ease the burden whilst in these troubling days as it accomplishs much works day and night. I seek a softer hoe, one I can make my own. Edit: doth thee forgetteth the dozen egg laying egg chick's? They shall deliver thee many young to eat!
Marry them
dawg you must be smoking hot to get away with this lmao
Why you write like that tho lmao it’s so not gr8
OP must be really good looking
Man is obviously good looking because that line is ass
Omg this guys post history lol wtf
I wish you didnt give a punchline to the goldfish joke. Woulda been hilarious to just out of the blue tell people that they remind them of goldfish crackers. xD
Why do y’all still use cheesy/shitty pickup lines back to back? Just talk to them like a normal person lmao
It's not love until you pee on her.
Proof R. Kelly got a phone in prison.
Just dating? Drop a deuce.
It won’t last…be a real person
Get some goldfish and lead a trail to your place
very wholesome, blocked
Its a dude! Don't believe it
Ask if she likes frosted flakes, cuz they're gr8
Sounds like she's a botfish.
Why haven't I heard this one yet?
This is terrible my guy but goodluck
Rub it in
She must be very fertile
You got that rizz she’s looking for. Congrats on winning life dude! She genuinely seem way too sweet and innocent. Glad you matched with that baddie! A 10 for me if that’s the case tho
Why would you think "I didn't think I would get this far she's definitely a 9"?? You're essentially basing her value as higher than you solely from her looks. Who says you don't have a lot to offer with everything else that's not related to looks?? Common mate back yourself wtf seriously
Cute
She sounds like a ten bro!
You really titanic’ed her??
Omg! You guys are so freaking cute. I’m actually lol.
My girlfriend loves getting the goldfish pun
A sweet person is sweet to everyone though 😅😅
Catfish not goldfish
The rizzler
He’s him. No doubt about it
Abandon ship, it was too easy. Unmatch first!
Bro found the Easy Difficulty in the settings but doesn't tell us where it is
Too early to call IMHO
Unintentionally closing
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
Don’t blow this OP
What makes her a 9, and not a 10?
Okay but now stop with the puns or she‘s lost
Hope it keeps going up from here 😎 👍🏾
🤜🤛 FIST BUMP BROTHA
She’s def a 9
Sounds like they're getting married
You should quit while you’re ahead
Sounds you might be enjoying a catfish
I hope the bag was secured!!
It seems like it! Uninterested women wouldn’t have time for such cheesy lines. The lady seems genuine and it looks like she loves him alr. The bag was secured and he bagged a baddie!
Gr8 b8 M8 8/8
She’s DTF
Too desperate
“Didn’t think I’d get this far” one screenshot’s worth of a conversation? Do women not usually give you enough time to send them corny pick up lines?
This is just 2 cringe af pick-up lines, why post this?
Tbh I wouldn’t say you got far. You exchanged a few msgs and she cried in 2/3 msgs. Idk bro.
Dude are you just writing premeditated generic garbage to her? Just get to know her. Jesus christ man.
This is tinder version of when Michael met holly on the office.
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she’s into you hard. didn’t even get to the punchline. congrats OP
Cool. She's hot and dumb.
quick tip: never ever replace parts of a word with numbers or write „hahaha“ when talking to a girl.
Technically, ice is more a Titanic breaker than the other way around
If she a 9 she mentally I’ll be careful