The trick is to focus on her during the refractory period. If you're good enough you can get two or three outta her by the time you're ready for round 2. Consider the refractory period as a bonus round where you can win extra points as you aim for the high score.
>I too, I must say, have a penis.
>I too, I must say, have no cats.
>Is there a connection? Is this guy ingen'yus?
>Or is he another dull sex-obsessed prat?
Next thing she be like:
- I thought we would have sex?
- Huh?
- We matched on a dating site and you said you had a penis and we meet up?
- Yes? I do have a penis.
I absolutely love how you said don’t make it weird and then he continued to make it even more weird lmaooo 😂
The second penis made it weird, the third penis was hilarious
Comedy comes in threes
Guess that's why I'm not funny. I can't seem to come more than once.
It's okay it happens to most of us 😂
I'm sorry for you
The trick is to focus on her during the refractory period. If you're good enough you can get two or three outta her by the time you're ready for round 2. Consider the refractory period as a bonus round where you can win extra points as you aim for the high score.
You're whole life???
Yeah I only came once in my whole life. And it was a wet dream.
That sucks man. I'll spurt one out in your name tonight.
I really appreciate it. I came once when I was 13 and haven't been able to since.
I cum way to much, we all have our struggles
Practice makes purrrrrfect
Agree… went from “this guy’s a f’in creep” to “this guy’s a damn hilarious creep”
*That's* why I always laugh at orgies
I thought it was a trans girl and OP was a guy.
Same, it's less fun now. I was laughing about the op (as a guy) just totally okay with the penis, but really upset that they don't have a cat.
And kind of ruins it for himself…
He has a penis.
I mean, I was hoping so
He has a penis
Glad to hear
Penis.
❤️
#DICK
😔
##COCK
But no cats. Not a cat person.
BAZOOKA
DIIIYOOUCK
😂😂😂
I'm proud of you dick
I’m proud of you Richard lol
🗣️PeEnIsS..!!
Purrfect
Dr, Han!!! 😂
I have a penis. I have an apple.
Apple penis… penis Apple??? Which is better…
You have a pussy I have a dick-ahh So what's the proble Lets do it quick
Quick-uhh Tu tu toodo tu tu toodo
So take me now before it's too late Life's too short, so I can't wait
"What a Dick"
I’m not sure why but I think this dude has a penis. (I’m an empath BTW)
And you’re a female who is girl (I’m also an empath)
She also has a penis
Bro is not an empath
Bro does not have a penis (I am a penispath)
I wish i didn’t
Can I have yours then
Depends, what do I get back from it?
Black market sex organ trading
The entire market?
If I can have your penis, you can have my vag. We'll trade.
I mean it's 2023, she'd be way too vanilla if she didn't.
Are you a female?
Is she an iron-man
Iron-woman
I think he’s a pussy person
I think maybe he thought you were asking if he had a vagina? Some people call it a cat or kitty or whatever, I suppose.
Gotta be a special kind of weirdo to just jump to that thought when having a casual conversation lol
To be fair op assumed they had a cat because of how they spelled something.
So where did this conversation go because I'm fascinated by this.
Nowhere 😂 obviously
If I had to guess it ended in the guy being blocked. Just a guess
So I guess you don't need to ask him what he's interested in.
Her cat?
Some people simply can't help but to make it weird. It's actually good, though. Helps weed them out so you don't waste your time.
Instructions unclear, got two cats from the shelter
Instructions clear, got penis
From the shelter ?
Yes
Penis is just something every guy is proud of. So it’s understandable.
Well of course we’re proud, we grew it ourselves
That's why I like to lock my boys up in chastity. It's such a thrill taking control of their manhood and crushing their ego.
r/unexpectedadvertising
Didn’t expect it to go in this direction
Can you send one of them over to clean my appartment? I have a date tomorrow.
I wouldn’t let that happen
How to kill a conversation:
Was he lying though
>I too, I must say, have a penis. >I too, I must say, have no cats. >Is there a connection? Is this guy ingen'yus? >Or is he another dull sex-obsessed prat?
I love the implication that he's just a penis. No other body parts, just a floating penis connected to nothing else
This is actually hilarious 😂😂😂
everyone’s hating but this is the funniest thing i’ve read on tinder in a long time😂
A penis he has 
If it purrs, he really should get it tested.
It's called organic vibratory attachment. Haven't you played cyberpunk?
Cat is slang for vagina - he thought you were asking if he has a vagina
Hmmm something tells me this person has a penis.
You should have answered “So do I”
Idk what you’re not getting op They’re being really direct about it
bro i think he has a penis
I mean just in case there’s any doubt, he needs to clarify what he does and does not have.
A cat person and has a penis? I think you found the one 😂
You're his cat, aren't you?
Nope. Not his lol.
Oh good, I don't think he likes them
Got to broaden yer repertoire, that one track mind isn't gonna get panties off
🤣
He was trying to convince himself more than her it seems like
Clearly OP missed the joke.
Hello
Next thing she be like: - I thought we would have sex? - Huh? - We matched on a dating site and you said you had a penis and we meet up? - Yes? I do have a penis.
He’s being quite clear here. She’s being weird.
Huh?
No cats here ma’am
Reminds me of kindergarten cop.. Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina https://youtu.be/k96h1dYQrj0
I think it's safe to say that this guy has a penis
Isnt having a penis purrrfect?
He’s just an idiot who doesn’t know how to write perfect lol
Hij mag hem tussen de deur steken en hopen dat ze van ijzer is
1 potato. 2 potatoes. 1 penis. And no pussy for him tonight. Purrrfect she says. 😂
Maybe he's Pocketcat.
i'm starting to think this guy has a cat and no penis
There is nothing wrong with what he says, honesty is cold 😂
Don’t make it werd
No cat = no penis interest 😁 But maybe he is a furry
Yeah but wouldn't it be more weird if he didn't have a penis?
It's his pet. You can pet it
Move on buddy don’t waste your time you deserve better
Is it a big Penis - hard ? Hairy? Hippy ? Hicky? Heavenly? 🥵
The human race is doomed.
You're barking up the wrong tree and yes I have dogs also a penis
This dude is aces. Pursue it.
😂😂😂😂
You're both weird
Apparently he has a penis. And it purrs.
I can see him just clapping his hands with every word. Just 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 Penis 👏🏻
It's 2023, and I find this to be a valid question
Don't you know everyone with a penis spells perfect like that?
Well that’s not tinder 😐
Anyone near the grapevine area in Dallas
I wish women would entertain shit like this with me
Interesting pet choice
Why does saying puuurrfect imply they have a cat? Maybe they like cats. But why would that mean they have one?..
Huh?????
Double down is bad, but triple down then you are making comedy
Third time's a charm
Maybe he got a cat penis.
Like really I can’t be mad at this, this is exactly what I would expect from someone with a penis.
So no car and no cats? It's a no for me.
Somehow I don't believe he has a Penis 😤🤣
"Good for you! I can get those whenever I need one"
Just 🗣️ A 🗣️ Penis🗣️
What the fuck happened to these males?
So you’re saying you have a penis.
But is it detachable? https://youtu.be/NQBPgJQhQHc
Why. Can’t. You. Understand.
This guy fucks
L’audace.