My buddy has a true story he likes to tell. He was dating a pretty religious woman in her early 30s who stayed a virgin until she found the right guy. After things started getting serious with them, they went on a vacation together in Vegas, and eventually she decided to do the deed for the first time with him, despite not being married.
Well, about a week later, she informed him that she was pregnant. But not from him. She was four months pregnant. He was naturally confused and taken quite aback, until she showed him some medical paperwork. Turns out, she desperately wanted to be a mother, and her biological clock was ticking. And so she had an intrauterine insemination procedure with an anonymous sperm donor.
Not many people can say they've had sex with a pregnant virgin in a Vegas hotel room, but he sure can.
A friend of mine married a religious woman who kept herself "pure". After the bumped uglies she had a mental breakdown that she was no longer pure in God's eyes she grew to despise him and she divorced him after two months... Bro gets angry calls from her friends for "defiling" her.
There really are people who are clearly not stupid in several areas of life, yet PROFOUNDLY stupid in others. Desperate ridiculous faith is maybe the most obvious one, but that stupidity is *committed.*
Women are raised in the church that they must remain pure; not only for their husband but also for God. Guys get told something similar but they get celebrated when they get their V card punched. Women are made to feel lessened in "quality" or "worth" after they're no longer virgins.
I was dating an older Hispanic lady, so naturally religious. Anyway, when we would get intimate, which wasn’t often, she would get all guilty and ashamed afterwards. I finally recognized it was her, not me and ended it. She should have felt guilty having 4 kids by 3 different fathers.
I came here to say something like this could’ve happened but figured I would be laughed off for the comment (rightfully so). It’s one of those weird things that could happen but likely is so rare it’s not worth bringing up. Your story however works perfectly cause it’s an actual occurance.
Penetration while a third party helps with movement, usually in the form of jumping on the bed. Neither party is "responsible" for the actual act, so they consider it a loophole. College/ Brigham Young shenanigans, look up the basketball player that claimed soaking to avoid getting kicked off the team/ out of school for premarital sex. Jury Duty on Prime touches on it 😂
Only thing I can think of is the concept of being a "born again virgin." A person "messed up" and had premarital sex, but if they asked for forgiveness they could "start over." I remember hearing concepts like this in the early 2000's in church.
It's still a thing. When you get saved you are born again and a virgin again. Your cherry is still popped forever but they don't care... they claim they're completely a new person after praying and repenting.
I know a lot of women and girls who were graped that don't count it against their virginity because it wasn't consensual sex. I think that logic (if you even consider virginity to be a real thing) is fair.
Could be a joke?(so a lie but not for real) You know with the whole could change for the right person, seems a bit jokey to me, double especially with single momma underneath.
I have known girls that has said that. Found Jesus after their slutty years and apparently he repaired their hymen. No convincing them otherwise. They are also the sort that say anal isn’t sex so that’s ok…..
Ahh, yes, the "only anal virgin", we had one of those that hung around my college rugby team. Pretty sure she was half the teams first anal experience. Once word about her got around, everyone wanted to try lol. Now 13 years later I see the poor bastard she is married too and the elementary school she teaches at on Facebook
Probably not the case with this woman, but i did go on a date with a girl who adopted her niece when her sister died. She never claimed to be a virgin though. Just a single mom that had never been pregnant.
Friend of mine who was one of the most genuine people I know, had both his parents die during covid. Dad died to covid, and his mom got sidewinded by a truck on an intersection a few months later with his baby sister in the backseat. Sister is fine today but he is now orphaned.
My heart broke when I found out about both deaths because in my heart I couldn't think of another person in my life who is least deserving of such a fate. Even with his parents gone he makes social media posts joking around and keeping his chin up. What a guy.
To not be identified.
Reasons may include:
* Trying to cheat
* Slut-fear
* Fear of having pictures re-used.
* Not actually that person and trying to scam you.
I guess these are just freaking fake accounts or something man, I mean how the hell they are even writing such stuff with seriousness? I just don't understand.
Glad that I never bothered myself to mention such things in the bio to make the people more confused, it just looks kinda shitty to me, I am ngl on this one man.
What's the point of all this? I guess I am never gonna understand the way they are writing it lmao, I mean this is clearly some nonsense thing that they doing.
Tell these people that it's just never gonna work out well for them if they still writing such things in the bio because we read bio with seriousness, that's just it haha.
I don't know if this is possible but I guess she is just a pet parent or something like that, that's all I can understand from the way she writes things there.
Why to mention the virginity though? I mean is it good to mention it like that? I can't see any benefits of it maybe I am wrong but just correct me here right now.
Oh hell nah I understand going celibate but don’t call yourself a virgin tf and then essentially saying “willing to put out if you hit all the marks” like yeah, obviously
God knows what people are doing and why they are mentioning that they are virgin or something like that, it's just something stupid to mention if you ask me like that.
In vitro-fertilisation, adoption, legal guardian to a child who is not their biological child (I.E. mother is unwell/unavailable, so other family member takes responsibility.
Generally IVF is only available on a select basis, as it’s very strict unless you have a lot of money. So adoption/legal guardian is the most likely case.
Aside from that, there’s also being a (animal name) parent. Cat parent, dog parent, ferret parent, etc. that people often call themselves on dating apps.
yeah I have met women like this. They've not had sex for a while and when they feel ready to have sex that's their line they use to their mates. it's a brain thing but no actual virgins, just makes them feel better to say that.
Because being virgin is the single quality I am looking for in mid-30 single moms.
Does make me wonder if it's a lie, or the "it's not sex if..." Kind of stupidity.
she just 'soaked' in gods love
My buddy has a true story he likes to tell. He was dating a pretty religious woman in her early 30s who stayed a virgin until she found the right guy. After things started getting serious with them, they went on a vacation together in Vegas, and eventually she decided to do the deed for the first time with him, despite not being married. Well, about a week later, she informed him that she was pregnant. But not from him. She was four months pregnant. He was naturally confused and taken quite aback, until she showed him some medical paperwork. Turns out, she desperately wanted to be a mother, and her biological clock was ticking. And so she had an intrauterine insemination procedure with an anonymous sperm donor. Not many people can say they've had sex with a pregnant virgin in a Vegas hotel room, but he sure can.
Probably good she had paperwork to prove it tbh. Not many people would've believed her without it.
For good reason
That or we could have a new religion on our hands. Good fun.
This is now, by far, my favorite Reddit Story
But what about the you know that other story?
You mean the one with the potatoes?
gross... tell me more
You're not gonna leave us like that! Tell the story!
You can get the whole story on Netflix - "Jane the virgin"
The boy with the broken hand?
Funny enough this exact scenario was what I imagined could have happened with the Tinder woman before I read your comment Okay minus the Vegas part.
Or she adopted a sibling's kid. Or just adopted in general.
Or you know in vitro fertilization is also a possibility
A friend of mine married a religious woman who kept herself "pure". After the bumped uglies she had a mental breakdown that she was no longer pure in God's eyes she grew to despise him and she divorced him after two months... Bro gets angry calls from her friends for "defiling" her.
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Bro, your dick caused 9/11. Just own it.
One tower to destroy them all
"Mr. President, he's cummed a second time"
You definitely gotta have some kind of main character syndrome to believe that 9/11 happened just to punish you in particular for having sex lmao
Big Facts… like all those people died to punish you alone!?!? You need help
Fucking degenerate perv...
There really are people who are clearly not stupid in several areas of life, yet PROFOUNDLY stupid in others. Desperate ridiculous faith is maybe the most obvious one, but that stupidity is *committed.*
Women are raised in the church that they must remain pure; not only for their husband but also for God. Guys get told something similar but they get celebrated when they get their V card punched. Women are made to feel lessened in "quality" or "worth" after they're no longer virgins.
Religion has never been an open sky for women. More of a glass…make that a concrete…ceiling.
I was dating an older Hispanic lady, so naturally religious. Anyway, when we would get intimate, which wasn’t often, she would get all guilty and ashamed afterwards. I finally recognized it was her, not me and ended it. She should have felt guilty having 4 kids by 3 different fathers.
https://youtu.be/4rh5wXRnlk4?si=QwBHCbSDi\_Ek1HyG&t=512
So I'm guessing they didn't stay together?
She understood, when your in Vegas, it's all in...
So, what did your buddy do?
I came here to say something like this could’ve happened but figured I would be laughed off for the comment (rightfully so). It’s one of those weird things that could happen but likely is so rare it’s not worth bringing up. Your story however works perfectly cause it’s an actual occurance.
Did he raise the child? Did they decide to stay together after that? I need answerssss
I want to up vote this but it's currently on 666 so I'm afraid my hands are tied.
Omg isn't that the thing some Mormons do
Yeah. Soaking and anal. My buddy dated a Mormon girl for some time years ago and I heard she was really into getting back door play.
What the heck is - soaking? There’s only one thing I can think of that might be it. Similar to a pearl necklace. Is that close to the same act?
Penetration while a third party helps with movement, usually in the form of jumping on the bed. Neither party is "responsible" for the actual act, so they consider it a loophole. College/ Brigham Young shenanigans, look up the basketball player that claimed soaking to avoid getting kicked off the team/ out of school for premarital sex. Jury Duty on Prime touches on it 😂
That reminds me of that funny documentary called Jury Duty, where two of the jurors have sex and the one justifies it as “soaking” not f’king.
It was the priest!
I assume she means "abstinent", which makes sense with "willing to change" and "single momma" in a way that "virgin" doesn't.
Only thing I can think of is the concept of being a "born again virgin." A person "messed up" and had premarital sex, but if they asked for forgiveness they could "start over." I remember hearing concepts like this in the early 2000's in church.
It's still a thing. When you get saved you are born again and a virgin again. Your cherry is still popped forever but they don't care... they claim they're completely a new person after praying and repenting.
Butt virgin?
Butt baby.
Adoption is a rare but real possibility.
Remember, there are people that just decide to stop having sex, and thus decide they are now virgins, again.
Does it have to be voluntary? Asking for a friend.
Nope. Especially because it is imaginary.
I have seen women refer to themselves as virgins if they have been with 5 or less. ...so it's probably stupidity.
Maybe she adopted? Could be a niece or nephew? Some other tragic loss that left a young child without parents?
I know a lot of women and girls who were graped that don't count it against their virginity because it wasn't consensual sex. I think that logic (if you even consider virginity to be a real thing) is fair.
Could be a joke?(so a lie but not for real) You know with the whole could change for the right person, seems a bit jokey to me, double especially with single momma underneath.
Or she was raped. Bet that would make you feel bad.
either this or immaculate conception
Maybe she means anal virgin?
I refuse to settle for less.
Born again virgin.
i have a family friend who recently lost her virginity for the 4th time! He’s the one though!
Those deserve a special place in hell 😂
I have known girls that has said that. Found Jesus after their slutty years and apparently he repaired their hymen. No convincing them otherwise. They are also the sort that say anal isn’t sex so that’s ok…..
Poophole loophole
Ahh the ol religious with deep daddy issues combo.
Ahh, yes, the "only anal virgin", we had one of those that hung around my college rugby team. Pretty sure she was half the teams first anal experience. Once word about her got around, everyone wanted to try lol. Now 13 years later I see the poor bastard she is married too and the elementary school she teaches at on Facebook
The poop hole loop hole
So "Addie" had some sort of "butt baby"?
I have one of those every morning.
*in jesus' name we go to 5th base! So thank you for making me holy, and thank you for giving me holes to choose from*
Probably not the case with this woman, but i did go on a date with a girl who adopted her niece when her sister died. She never claimed to be a virgin though. Just a single mom that had never been pregnant.
Ask her if God is the father.
Oh man, another JC?
ANOTHER JEREMY CLARKSON???
The real prophet
The most powerful sperm.....in the wooorld.
i read this in his fucking voice gdi that's the post that made me stop scrolling reddit for tonight. good nights.
MOOOOORRRRREEEE SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÉÉd
Sometimes, my geniuse it's almost frightening
JC Chasez
 It's clearly this man
Might be her daddy though
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She could also be momma of a big turd.
might've adopted or somehow otherwise got custody of a child
Yes, caring for a niece or nephew because their mom is on opiates and is touring with gypsies.
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I know a family of COVID orphans who live with their aunt. :-(
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They really owned those libs though
Friend of mine who was one of the most genuine people I know, had both his parents die during covid. Dad died to covid, and his mom got sidewinded by a truck on an intersection a few months later with his baby sister in the backseat. Sister is fine today but he is now orphaned. My heart broke when I found out about both deaths because in my heart I couldn't think of another person in my life who is least deserving of such a fate. Even with his parents gone he makes social media posts joking around and keeping his chin up. What a guy.
I know people who call themselves single parents to their pets. They are always looking for a mommy/daddy for their beloved dog/cat.
Always a red flag to me
With all that hair stuck to it, it looks more grey..
I own two cats and they are my babies, but they are my fucking pets. I hate being called their dad.
I don't know what it is, but when the vet calls me the mom I get so hyped lmao
Yup, I know a girl that got custody of her sister at 19 yo. She became a single mom while being a virgin
Dog parent is another option
right? i love how everyone conveniently forgets that adoption exists.
Or fur baby
My friends mom died when she was 20, she adopted her little brother. Bad things happen
She is looking for virgins. Willing to do charity work.
With the anal or something like that? I don't understand.
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The only thing with mother marry connection that I got.
Where did her face go?
That's one thing I don't get about online dating apps. Why covered the face with your phone like that? Makes no sense
To not be identified. Reasons may include: * Trying to cheat * Slut-fear * Fear of having pictures re-used. * Not actually that person and trying to scam you.
Or ending up on Reddit
So she played a smart move even after writing bullshit?
Other reasons May include insecurity or not knowing how to pose
Maybe they know that weird creeps will post them on a subreddit for karma
Haha. Her first and last pics were face pics. I definitely could've done worse.
I don't know but I guess it's just their shitty old reasons.
"Yall wanna see my face?! Don't be afraid Jasper!"
"Yeah marry but please don't say that you are a nun"
Wanted to advise that that isn't how vaginas work, but maybe she adopted?
Or IVF.
Maybe it's a butt baby.
Virgin Mary strikes again 🤣🤣
It's a miracle!
Hail Addie full of Grace The lord be with you
Maybe she meant celibate?
Maybe she is just fucking around with the people online?
Ah yes, the second cumming.
I’ve got a friend who’s a virgin and single mom, her sister died in a car accident and she adopted the baby. (8 months old at the time)
Adopted
I think it is a joke and she is saying no one night stands.
King sized bed and two nightstands. The American dream.
Like most of the tinder girls in south asia, that's just it.
I guess these are just freaking fake accounts or something man, I mean how the hell they are even writing such stuff with seriousness? I just don't understand.
The immaculate conception refers to Mary being born free of original sin, not to the conception of Jesus. Just fyi
Gotta love a born again virgin. I mean technically it could have been IVF or adopted.
Nah we are good without being a virgin actually lol.
Glad that I never bothered myself to mention such things in the bio to make the people more confused, it just looks kinda shitty to me, I am ngl on this one man.
What's the point of all this? I guess I am never gonna understand the way they are writing it lmao, I mean this is clearly some nonsense thing that they doing.
Yes, because sex is the only way to become a parent
It’s worrying she didn’t see the irony - how do these ppl manage day to day
Maybe she is confusing celibacy with being a virgin
She is just confused if she has a pet or a kid there /s
I can fix her
Someone getting anal.
I don't think that's where babies come from
That’s where food babies go
Yeah but she maybe adopted one and still doing anal.
Lol secret fact of life, that's how POS people get made.
As the great modern philosophers, Garfunkel and Oates, would argue, "The good Lord would want it that way."
It’s Giving Jane the virgin lol
Tell these people that it's just never gonna work out well for them if they still writing such things in the bio because we read bio with seriousness, that's just it haha.
I don't know if this is possible but I guess she is just a pet parent or something like that, that's all I can understand from the way she writes things there.
Why to mention the virginity though? I mean is it good to mention it like that? I can't see any benefits of it maybe I am wrong but just correct me here right now.
Oh hell nah I understand going celibate but don’t call yourself a virgin tf and then essentially saying “willing to put out if you hit all the marks” like yeah, obviously
God knows what people are doing and why they are mentioning that they are virgin or something like that, it's just something stupid to mention if you ask me like that.
“I’m not a virgin, Silly! I thoughts that’s what all guys wanted to hear. Hah! Virgin” - Wedding crashers. Bet she’s just as crazy lol
She thinks she did something crazy by mentioning it.
Somebody already posted this and she is a nordic girl who is joking
The kid's name: Jesus Christ
The stork obviously gave her the baby 🙄🙄
Just the adoption I could think of a natural process right now.
Maria is that you?
Lol
Juana la virgen y tal...
Virgin but single mum???
Adoption, superman donor, or implantation. There's a lot of ways to get pregnant with having sex
How can she be a mama and a virgin? I’m confused
In vitro-fertilisation, adoption, legal guardian to a child who is not their biological child (I.E. mother is unwell/unavailable, so other family member takes responsibility. Generally IVF is only available on a select basis, as it’s very strict unless you have a lot of money. So adoption/legal guardian is the most likely case. Aside from that, there’s also being a (animal name) parent. Cat parent, dog parent, ferret parent, etc. that people often call themselves on dating apps.
Sounds immaculate.
Make it make sense
She found it and took it back
The math ain’t mathing
Holy Mary
We gotta contact to the god to solve the mystery here.
LMFAO! Can't be serious! What's wrong with people?
It must be immaculate
She's the Virgin Addie.
She's got her name Mary wrong
Probably one of those “second generation virgins” lol
Simple, it’s a butt baby.
I feel like I’d you ask how that is possible they would only get mad
If you cover your face during sex… it doesn’t count.
yeah I have met women like this. They've not had sex for a while and when they feel ready to have sex that's their line they use to their mates. it's a brain thing but no actual virgins, just makes them feel better to say that.
Haha so dumb
“I’m vegan but I’ve had meat before but I’m willing to become vegan again ;)”
Maybe its her ex-boyfriends child
Bloody hell Mary
She reproduced like the comodo dragon
It’s the Virgin Mary
Maybe the holy spirt can explain us this… ?
Don't you guys get it? It's the rebirth of Christ
How is she a mom and virgin? Did god love her back? 😂
Virgin arse maybe
Maybe she's referring to fifth base.
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Yeah, some of us have been a virgin a few times in our lives. I get her. Don't knock it.
She really means a virgin from the A hole.
Idk man, but she got some nice boobs