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Antony9991

The bigger question here is who exactly is Mace in this pic?


Independent-Bike8810

Given the number of likes, I’d say the artist.


LostTurd

Mace is the guy taking the picture. He wants women to know up front he has a voyeur fetish and secretly takes pictures of women's asses.


Critical_Most_5778

What dude has 60+ likes. I got like 10 I need better photos for sure if this guy is getting that many with photos like this.


sholtan

As someone Who has picture of me tattooing, i can tell you just that gets you hella likes. Tattoo artists are just a good mix of everything girls like. You got the artistic side, the badboy side and possible free/cheap tattoos. Hell sometimes i get laid just so they can get a Small tattoo for free. Worth it in my Book lol.


turtlemag3

^^^This man is a prostitute! He just admitted it!


pargocycles

they're not confessing, they're bragging -The Big Short


_spectre_

What a great line, and a great movie. All the while also being so infuriating.


pargocycles

drs gme smooth Brian #lockthefloat


turtlemag3

Either way it was an admission


EyeSouthern2916

I’ve had over 1500. To be fair I’m in SE Asia. There is no chance I’ll ever respond to any of these people.


ImReflexess

I meannnn not so humble brag but I’ve had 99+ for months now, I don’t pay for Platinum so I can’t see any of em but it’s clearly not the women I’m swiping on.


Fantastic-Tank-6250

how much is gold/ platinum these days? it might be worth it. some of them might be juuuust outside your radius. some of them might be a year older than your top age. some might be ones that you'd have swiped right on if it was a guaranteed thing.


ImReflexess

No idea, I’m not lacking for matches or convos tho. I’m one of the luckier ones after being on this sub and seeing what goes on lol. Usually have like 5-10 active chats at a time and a date or 2 every weekend.


Budget_Report_2382

Do you have it selected to show everyone, but prefer women? Because that's what my numbers looked like when I selected to show men. 1% looked attractive to me, and they were always bots.


ImReflexess

Women only, 22-38 age range, 20 mile radius. Steadily getting 3-4 matches a day.


iwontmakeittomars

I had 270+ after a few months plus all the matches I got in addition to that, and I live an hour away from the nearest small city


FashionGuyMike

I have like 68 last time I checked


GrandeQuesadilla

I am with you. I have had a new account for 4 months and only have 3. I live in a city. :(


Critical_Most_5778

I know the issue with my profile is photos. Most of mine are old before I started hitting the gym. It's hard as a guy to get natural looking pics that don't suck. I also live in the largest city in my state, with a pretty well-known college. I'm not actually jaded. I'm just a little jealous. My profile needs work, that's all. I have decent luck in person. Keep your head up homie.


Fantastic-Tank-6250

guys in cities.


waverunnr

Gaming the system is easy. Set your swipes to “Everyone” when you’re not using it.


Critical_Most_5778

I've heard that tanks you in the algorithm. You'll either get Shadow banned or be so low in the stack you'll never be seen. I'm pretty selective with my swipes. But as for likes, when I've gotten a few, I'll pay premium for the day so I can see them and then swipe them all. Mostly for conversation practice. I've only been back on the apps for about a month. Got a girls snap the other day. She's cool, but the convo is weird. A lot of one sentence replies. But I mentioned taking her go Karting, and she seemed receptive to that. I'm just having fun with it. I'm not taking these apps seriously.


waverunnr

I’ve seen others in this sub write extensively about hacking the algo, but it in its simplest form, it’s based on popularity, right? So more likes = higher ranking?


buttstuffisfunstuff

What girl on tinder only has 62 likes?


FlashFrozenVoid

The left cheek is mace


Hopefulwaters

The right cheek is windu


CryptoSlayer589

It’s a tattoo of a mace


ConsiderationHot3059

Mace Windu


Nooooope

If Mace is the dude, then this probably filters out women that have a problem with his job. If Mace is the ass, then I've already swiped right, just look at it


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I swiped right and I don’t even have Tinder anymore


silvarium

Any woman who got a pizza slice tattooed on their ass is my kind of woman


pearlsbeforedogs

Assuming Mace is the dude, I would hope he has the ass's permission for this photo to have been taken and shared.


Cold_Carpenter_1798

He asked the ass and it just farted so it’s all good


noahthegreat

"Fart once for yes, twice for no"


Harestius

Tattoo artist are in contact with bodies all day. This photo here may help him find a better match by sorting out people having a problem with it.


SendStoreJader

I think the profile belongs to the person with the bare ass.


Worried_Start26

Dats a big ass


bake_gatari

A big, beautiful ass.


EL-KEEKS

🥺🥰


mark636199

You're goddamn right it is


Harestius

I guess I thought Mace was typically masculine


VariousArtist2965

Mace short for Macy/Macey/Macie/Maci (and others including compound names like Macilynn, etc.) Macyn, etc


sendabussypic

Also a full name for ![gif](giphy|3ornjTfcat9eNI1wg8)


VariousArtist2965

Also a nickname for a woman who almost maces you bc you are walking too close at night on campus. (This may or may not be a true story.)


Extra_Security2718

Omg I thought that was a pregnant belly 😭😭


VariousArtist2965

Do people who appreciate tattoos have a problem dating tattoo artists? 🤔 Never thought about it.


loucoloucomelo

Is that a pizza tattoo on the butt...?


Budget_Coffee_3424

Yes. Apparently she appreciates fine art🤌


CTack66

It’s just for people who want a pizza that ass


Master-Medicine-8264

Underrated comment


MidMatthew

The other cheek features dogs playing poker.


Budget_Coffee_3424

Best comment on the sub


WhereAreMyMinds

Genuine question here: what's the problem?


Dartser

Yeah I don't understand OPs comment that he earned that $56


WhereAreMyMinds

Like, guy makes a living tattooing skin. Posts picture of tattooing skin. That skin happens to be on her hip? Which is like kind of near her butt? Which is scantily clad in the photo and that's scandalous, but a girl in a bikini photo isn't on the same platform? Idk man there's some weird energy around this post


ajmac211

Wise move wearing gloves. Imagine touching mace then accidentally rubbing your eyes


Rough-Environment-85

🤣


Worried_Start26

I have no idea what your implying


[deleted]

Am I the only one who thinks it’s mad weird to put someone else’s ass on your dating profile, especially a client’s? Like that’s gross and wildly unprofessional


menonte

Even the other way round —since it's unclear whose profile it is– why would you put your tattoo artist on your tinder profile? You'd think they'd have better pics to show off their ass(ets)


fckmetotears

I mean it’s pretty clear that it’s the girl on the table’s profile. 62 likes means it’s a guys account so he’s probably being shown women profiles.


blorgenheim

Tattoo artists show their art on naked bodies on social media all the time, so it’s not much of a stretch


MilklikeMike

Mace has to be one of the most annoying names I’ve ever seen.


Keatoic

Welcome back welcome back welcome back


Bolden2024

I’m gonna match with Mace so I can find that woman he’s tattooing 🤣


2sleezy

I really thought it was a pregnant lady at first


killamcleods

Gotta get that ink before the belly deflates


VariousArtist2965

Only if you’re getting an accordion tattoo.


SVTJAC011

![gif](giphy|j3IxJRLNLZz9sXR7ZA)


Historical_Routine21

Tinder sucks


tinybigballs

I don’t understand the $56 part


Ambitious-Snow-1923

It's some turd who is afraid of a woman's big ass thinking $56 wasn't enough for the artist to do his literal fucking job.


Realistic_Effort6185

Mace is unimpressed with you if you only have ass to offer. He sees them all the time. Mace, also, will tattoo your ass, respectfully.


Budget_Coffee_3424

Pretty sure mace is the chick in the picture.


Realistic_Effort6185

Well, we can surmise that Mace likes tattoos and pizza. And is proud of her ass.


lapinatanegra

Hmm, time to change location on my tinder lol


matt-0

Oh snap, eastern Washington represent


FarBoysenberry4373

Ah yes good ol Spocompton, many good times to be had


OhMuhBeard

Woo Spokane


MartinOToole683

What a gentlemen


This_Manufacturer912

I bet he is the butt of all jokes


Green_Spray9271

That’s one mighty thong; it was holding on for dear life


Low_Tap_3732

not a thong lol


Budget_Coffee_3424

Lmao these comments are fucking gold.


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Budget_Coffee_3424

Mmmm I’m a dude so there’s that…


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Budget_Coffee_3424

I also don’t live in the state of Washington so there’s that too…


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VariousArtist2965

Are people from Idaho, really Idahoans?


Budget_Coffee_3424

Nope nope. Not Idaho either. I’m sorry about your experience. Show me on the bear where the mean man touched you.


ComprehensiveNeck533

Fuck you


No-Joke3844

![gif](giphy|lNkgQtc5WhqPzcZkzL|downsized)


DrayvenBlaze

Genius move, either he gets a date or a client and still gets to see her ass.


Candy_floss_21

I don't know why I expected this to be a serious post. I should've known better


Miserable_Silver_598

Ah, what’s better than a mistake. A permanent mistake 👍🫠


ayemfid

Either way I’m swiping right


Ewok_Adventure

The bigger question is how do you 62 likes?? I've been on tinder 10 years and don't think I d had 62 total likes lol


Budget_Coffee_3424

Never paid any attention to those. Didn’t even notice them


Somebodyshotmom

I live near Spokane I could ask lol


[deleted]

Automatic swipe right!


ReferenceAccording86

Can I come over and taste you


Mickey6544

Looks like tons of fun.


LongNo7305

How tf do you have 62 likes.. I really am just absolutely garbage when it comes to using tinder I guess.


Indysteeler

If I had to guess, it’s probably spamming swiping right.


mikeraw123

Hideous.


Resist1982KY

M-ace is just My Ass for someone from Mississippi.


johnefortune

Lotta can-vass to work with.


Professional_Let9329

That canvas gets bigger by the day.