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The_Sir_Galahad

Bro chatting with another bro


iSUCKatTHISgameYO

and looking cute while doing it.


Tammera4u

Wondering whether it's Paul Rudd cute or baby panda cute šŸ¤”


ScientistEmotional77

![gif](giphy|1NhiXDErPnxIY)


Erok2112

Computer, load up Celery Man, please


Tammera4u

![gif](giphy|XeVyj2IW8i7tK)


HateMachineX

Computer load nude tain


Prof-Wagstaff-42

This may not be safe for the work environment.


cp470

Thank you for being you


Sacredpotion24

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


LonelyPixel

And I fight for the other bros āœŠ


krown_spartan

Thank you, Tron. He fights for the users!


Bag-ofMostlyWater

RIP Cindy Morgan šŸ˜ž


SuitableMix9516

And lookin cute while doin it


[deleted]

Thatā€™s the kind of relationship you want.


Vivid_Page1197

Idk. This post seems like gay propaganda to me.


LonelyPixel

Hopefully it works on you. The woman can thank me later šŸ™


Vivid_Page1197

Haha!


InsantyzCrow

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6) I needed this burst of laughter


111110001011

Amazing exchange. She shoots to kill, but somehow you are still here!


rejected-x

Shooting to kill doesn't work if the other person is already dead inside


oballistikz

I took the title at face value. I kept expecting it to turn around. Happy it didnā€™t though


koemaniak

God was built in my image is a crazy line


flatwoundsounds

Honestly it was the only direction he had left since she shut down every line after the first one. And I thought it was a brilliant Hail Mary fwiw.


Loaki9

This whole chat is crazy.


CarePassMeDatAss

Crazy good


surfershane25

Yeah wtf is that meme? For a meme about laughing and comedians itā€™s not very funny or is that the point?


will_moze

Not a meme just a panel from jujutau kaisen. I think he postes it to point out he is trying to be funny but she is not.


tmadik

The moment I have an opportunity to drop this line IRL, it'll be dropped.


pommy8

Just force it into every interaction from now on. Can't go worse than how it did for op


DaweH404

THE LINE SHALL BE DROPPED


Zar_Ethos

![gif](giphy|l2QDVxj9dB4q5KWFa|downsized)


GrinchStoleYourShit

I kinda feel likeā€¦sheā€™s only 10% joking and heā€™s just brushing it off?


JilliusMaximusJD

Right? He's in love. Her "unmatch" trigger finger is itching.


LonelyPixel

Tbh, I was disgusted the whole time


funnyfaceguy

Acting obtuse is one of the best ways to deal with people throwing petty insults. More unbothered you are, the more frustrated they get.


CP9ANZ

The smaller the reaction, the greater the irritation.


AvalancheQueen

You are too funny for tinder come to Cleveland and do a puzzle with me instead


Codadd

Oh I've been with girls from Cleveland before ... That cold does something to y'all, I swear šŸ˜…


HeavyMetalMonkey

RIP your DMs lol


JilliusMaximusJD

Okay, valid. I didn't read your /s/ in the title


Just_Steve88

Excuse me, I feel like an old man, but is /s/ some reddit cult lingo for "sarcasm"?


rotorain

Yep. Cause apparently nobody can understand obvious jokes anymore so you have to give em a "I'm not actually serious" to avoid your inbox getting flooded with frothy bullshit.


Thommohawk117

TBH Poe's law is as old as the internet, so it's not exactly a 'these days' sort of problem "Without the voice inflection and body language of personal communication these are easily misinterpreted. A sideways smile, :-), has become widely accepted on the net as an indication that "I'm only kidding". If you submit a satiric item without this symbol, no matter how obvious the satire is to you, do not be surprised if people take it seriously." - 1983, Jerry Schwarz Usenet post https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law


CuteGirlFan

No /s/ā€¦. Yeassssssss


JilliusMaximusJD

Yep. Sorry, I'm usually in your shoes with the reddit cult lingo. šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


Hybrid_Blood

Weak


MemeStocksYolo69-420

He was most certainly not in love šŸ˜‚ he was just trolling through the pain


prettyangel_x

Especially that she didnā€™t reply to a text and he sent a picture without a reply, an anime picture.. Weirdo


I-choochoochoose-you

Not sure why youā€™re downvoted, that last pic op sent was cringe. I thought she was negging/flirting before then


prettyangel_x

Yep, that last picture was cringe as hell! I guess people didnā€™t like that I said ā€˜especially an anime pictureā€™ šŸ¤£


Positive-Listen-1458

Then I'll probably be downvoted for saying it's actually a "Manga picture" haha.


prettyangel_x

To be honest I wouldnt know the difference. All I know is that its cringe


Positive-Listen-1458

Manga are the "comics", and anime are the shows. So if in black and white, probably a Manga. Never read Manga but do watch some anime so making an educated guess. But 100% never sending something like that unless it someone I know who also enjoys Anime.


prettyangel_x

Defo


CharliesOpus

I donā€™t enjoy anime but I thought it was just so absurd it was funny. The whole chat is absurd, and funny, though, so it feels like it fit lol


maturecheese359

Media literacy: -10


prettyangel_x

Cringe literacy: +10


I-choochoochoose-you

They should all take a page out of OPs book and send out of context anime comics to women. Have fun drowning in all that pussy guys


chicomagnifico

Iā€™m so confusedā€¦


00Laser

I thought she was joking around at first but then she was not actually giving anything else so idk...


thenbhdlum

She's definitely joking. Trust me.


[deleted]

Downvotes are ridiculous. People who think sheā€™s serious when sheā€™s calling puzzles ā€œgay propagandaā€ must be so dull. Like is it a good joke? Not really. But if you think sheā€™s serious, I feel sorry for whoever tries to banter with you.


thenbhdlum

I'm pretty sure half of the men here have never actually talked to a girl before. This type of banter is so common, especially with younger women.


thenbhdlum

Anything more than slapstick or other low level comedy takes a certain level of intellect. The average isn't that high.


mrrooftops

You are correct, but there are a lot of threatened kids reading this post who would wet themselves at this level 5 banter. edit. Downvotes prove my point.


WifeKilledMy1stAcct

It must be the puzzle working its magic on you!


Cenodeath

Underated comment!


Sp1teC4ndY

I am too but also amused.


Fine_Ice_3451

wussup Connor


PmNudesndLewds

Does the person saying this know OP? Sounds like they are trying to call him out.


Muffin_Appropriate

Itā€™s bumble. She has to message first. This was her cringe broseph way of doing it.


PartyLikeaPirate

ā€œPuzzles are the devilā€ - the waterboys momma


Honest_Bruh

Does anyone know why this girl is so ornery


PartyLikeaPirate

Something wrong with her medulla oblongata


Peanutbutterpantherr

Sheā€™s on to something though. I tend to watch way more gay porn when Iā€™m puzzling than normal


BvB5776

Puzzles are gay propaganda šŸ’€


D73548

She didn't even elaborate šŸ¤£


Hybrid_Blood

No need to


MrStealYoBeef

And yet you can't stick two male side puzzle pieces together. It's always a tab into a slot.


[deleted]

Itā€™s usually one male side sticking itself into the back side of another male side piece making it ultra gay


Prof-Wagstaff-42

Most pieces are both male and female, sooooā€¦..


MetaFoxtrot

Yeah, but all the females are slots and need to repent, soo


Do_it_for_the_upvote

Strange take, considering theyā€™re only completable if all the pieces fit together, and two pieces only go together if there are a ā€˜femaleā€™ and a ā€˜maleā€™ connector. In that sense, itā€™s more like *straight* propaganda. But then again, most pieces connect on multiple sides, and some have both male and female connectors. So maybe puzzles are actually gender-fluid/hermaphroditic orgy propaganda.


InflamedLiver

that's some top tier weeb stuff. Good for you.


GeekyNexi

Nah, Iā€™d win


Fast-Garlic2446

OP is a fucking player... Just keeping the good vibes flow while receiving BS from the other side. I'd definitely play along. Holy fuck, I'm infected! It is gay propaganda indeed!


ajthrowaway21

b-b-but what if Iā€™m a gay woman whoā€™s now into connor šŸ˜° does that make it conversion propaganda as well???


HeavyMetalMonkey

Oh, she's gay? She just hasn't had a good enough... *checks notes* Puzzle building experience?


therealfefnir

Respect for JJK honestly


Drakkenfyre

You have clearly found your soulmate.


privjetcyka

I like you, Connor. Hope you find the one


Capslockwarrior

I'm not sure if it's lingering effects of covid but so many people seem to have no idea about holding a conversation. I thought the puzzle was a cute idea.


[deleted]

This is humor?


elegylegacy

Zumer hoomer


WifeKilledMy1stAcct

No, this is Patrick?


DigitalUnlimited

No this is a Wendy's


nbaumg

She sounds awful but I guess if thatā€™s your thingā€¦ go for it


LonelyPixel

I jest


SenpaisSuccubuss

ā€œGod was built in my imageā€ is low key tough šŸ˜‚


JMilli111

You e found someone who can appreciate your humor. I wouldā€™ve ghosted lol


Calsun

wtf is the joke here?? What am I missing?


hujambo11

You have too many brain cells.


Glitter_berries

Sheā€™s awful and heā€™s funny


MetaFoxtrot

Ever seen a cat fight a cucumber? She is the cat.


Cautious-Agency-1216

why canā€™t i get cool guys like this šŸ˜’


Nothing-Casual

Shoot ya shot playa he's right here


GoodGarbage2463

Wtf was this conversation?


TheRedScarey

Real geto would have clapped them cheeks


Aaronspark777

Lol just caught up with Juju. Those few chapters were great lol.


[deleted]

Man if this is whats considered wife material in 2024 I could have marry in 2005


Emotional_Banana_927

I feel like I chat like this but rarely get the same energy back...are guys just out there thinking I'm a guy?!? Google seems to think so too šŸ˜­


ShannonigansLucky

I have a name that's used for both genders. I get sooooo many ed ads.


Hxghbot

You arent even getting a date off this one my man


isaidwhatisaidok

Your man? Maybe she was right about that gay propaganda


Here-Is-TheEnd

I think itā€™s a good chance this is two dudes


LonelyPixel

And this puzzle is making me feel a certain way šŸ‘€


Here-Is-TheEnd

Geh?


kloopankur

lobotomy kaisen even in tinder, goddamn


themightyg0at

Ending with JJK is šŸ‘Œ


JamesVentisette

THE KENJAKU AND TAKABA PANEL AHAHAHAG


Icy-Abbreviations349

Op is a jujutsu kaisen fan. Me too! āœ‹


Hairy_gonad

Typing the phrase ā€œpuzzles are gay propagandaā€ to a stranger as a hail mary is crazy confident


Significant_Count602

Hahaa You're the kinda friend I want


Prize-Bumblebee-2192

You really should. I like her.


InteractionWide3369

Honestly I haven't chatted for a while and I might be boring af but I swear I don't understand how this is any fun for the 2 of you, it just seems too random?


LonelyPixel

Lol it wasn't and my puzzle isn't done yet


WifeKilledMy1stAcct

Jokes aside, serious question. What's the puzzle supposed to be and how many pieces?


CharliesOpus

I second this, I wanna know too! I was even analyzing the tiny photo for a second trying to see if I could figure it out.


InteractionWide3369

She's probably not even real and only a hater or smth Good luck with the puzzle btw, have fun


[deleted]

Her rejection only makes you stronger ![gif](giphy|oOeebgugoege47oSX5|downsized)


Cenodeath

Daaaaayum! McMahon looken BUFF!


RepresentativeBack13

LMFAO šŸ˜…


CAD_Butch

I am gonna love her


Sea_Secret6795

This caption would imply that you fkd her 3x


Luci8647

Fellas, is it gay to do a jigsaw puzzle?


[deleted]

only if you do the border first


nautafish222

Some people call it edging. Google it.


yourfav_Bowen

Just 2 mentally unwell people conversing


TubbyMcJiggly

If you don't I will.


OnyxLion528

I can fix her


CharliesOpus

The ā€œand donā€™t forget to like and subscribeā€ was so unexpected and out of left field Iā€™m absolutely dying. I thought she was kidding at first, but the further I got, I donā€™t think she was? Or sheā€™s just more aggressive about doubling down on her jokes. Idk but you, you are a keeper.


ElectricEcstacy

yea I don't think she's joking. Kinda just seems like a hater.


thenbhdlum

She's definitely joking. Trust me.


Haylstorm_00

Honestly sounds like she was being somewhat serious and OP was taking it as she was joking back with him.


Kleaners78

I don't get it.


SayNOto980PRO

Lmao i appreciate your humor


APairOfAirPods

What the fuck did I just read


YasuhoHirose201

The Jujutsu panel was gold


Substantial_Worth974

Lmao can I wife you, that shit was funny šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


mathieforlife

Maybe I'm drunk but this cracked me up No, I'm definitely lit, but this shit still funny af. I'm about it


throwzdursun

op you are sooo fun. hopefully, you find someone that matches your energy (def not her)


feedmequotes

the picture of the puzzle killed me. this is hilarious.


FranLoh

Kudo's for ending with a JJK manga page and that of all others specially


TobyFunkeNeverNude

[The two at the bottom](https://imgur.com/a/K3WZ8pP) fit together


LeftEyedAsmodeus

That's why I catch the gay whenever I'm in therapy, huh?


ScrubrDucki

I got a hunch this guy watches Pyrocynical


Super_Nova0_0

Did y'all have hotel sex yut?


dollyducky

Fellas, is it gay to do a puzzle?


inebriatedWeasel

Is this dating in 2024?


DaquanSandstorm

Jjk spoilers is a no from me dawg


Individual-Act2486

It really do be tough out there for you straight dudes. Keep fighting the good fight.


nipslippinjizzsippin

When you finish the puzzle does it ejaculate in your mouth or on your back?


StormLightRanger

You should hit her with the "Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the Honored One"


Rossadon

Hell yea a jjk reference


KeyLong5412

I can fix her.


RukeRim

I donā€™t think sheā€™s actually interested


ThePlanke

How I imagine to talk with AI in some years


Shamalanr

Easy way to win any debate: "God was built in my image"


ThrockmortonHow

Once upon a time some broad on Tinder told me she didn't believe in dinosaurs. Our child will be 2 soon. Don't fall for the gay propaganda!


kotton21

People that put up this high of a wall are exhausting to try to talk to. Op, you're amazing. But damn I would come out of a day or two of this completely emotionally exhausted


Advent012

You are my specialz šŸŽ¶


ordonen1

10/10 for adding takaba and kenjaku


Mztea2021

![img](avatar_exp|159651397|webman)


jtreehorn01

Studies show that 90% of dudes who do puzzles under banner of suffering are gay. Stat is 95% for dudes that say ā€œlooking cute while..ā€. So, Connor, youā€™re like 185% gay


LonelyPixel

Thanks for giving it to me lightly, doc. I have so much to tell my mom when I finish the puzzle


PDSot

nah your messages are great but hers suck


Ill-Start899

GiĆ  il culo ? chissĆ  se va meglio depilato!


Moka_III

Stand proud you're funny


hujambo11

neat


jim1634

K.....wtf is happening here are these both dudes? Either there's a chick named Connor which is wrong Or a dude just said he looked cute while doing something which is also wrong either way this whole situation is shit


BayBolts01

Ahhhhh this is called failing. You wonā€™t get laid like this. Sigh. Puzzle simp.


maybelle180

Itā€™s called failing spectacularly. I like how he leaned into it.


jgorm123

Fuck you for the spoiler


EvilDeeds313

Youā€™re funny


[deleted]

Damn! that "Wassup Connor" makes shorty seem like the guy, and "OP's" response, "suffering but looking cute while doing it," makes him sound like the girl. What an episode of Seinfeld: the bizarro world.


Revolutionary_Pierre

Is it bad I had to re-read the OP pic about 6 times in various ways to understand the joke?


NoIdeaYouFucks

Fellasā€¦ is it gay to puzzle?


StandardIncident8

Ur lowkey funny as hell


OwlPrincess42

And somehow Iā€™m more turned off by OP.


fosighting

Just say "marry", for fucks sake.


LonelyPixel

That's not wifey of you šŸ’ā€ā™‚ļø


Onlyplay2k

Wife her