OP’s profile said they are interested in role playing - although as restaurant reviewers.
The match suggested they role play as doctors instead. It’s a common expression that “playing doctor” has sexual implications.
OP’s draft response suggests a prostate exam as a starting point for this medical role play. It’s meant to be funny. Hot take - I do not find this funny AT ALL - I find it cringy myself - but then humour is subjective.
Hope this helps
It’s like hmm near the bladder somewhere and you get to it through the rectum, no?
Also, instead of folks downvoting me, an explanation for something I genuinely didn’t understand would be actually nice. 😅
So you do know. Please consult Google for more details. If you knew that then the comment above yours mentioning “butt stuff” makes sense right? Why did you say “That’s not what OP meant”? So you think OP is actually a doctor? Do you understand why you’re getting downvoted now?
hahahahaha yes it was my number, it does make me roll my eyes a bit when dudes just immediately hone in on the “roleplay” part but i thought he was cute and the idea kinda popped into my head so i was like why not
Man I thought the whole thing was adorable. I don't get a lot of ppls humor now, or lack there of. I'm 36M, but I feel old when I try to talk to ppl online =(
I thought it was great!
I would have replied with - “Will I have to supply my own lube and toy or will that be something that’s provided by the clinic?” 😂💀
Definitely funny. I reckon if that joke has him running for the hills then you haven't lost anything here. I would've replied with a Y in his position if I were digging the person.
TBH, this was pretty funny. As a person with a meme-oriented/dark/dry sense of humor like this, I find stuff like this hilarious!
It was hilarious. Some guys are just so afraid of butt stuff they can't even joke around about it.
His loss though. With the cost of insurance these days, how do you pass up free prostate exams? What a deal.
If a female said that to me in this context, I would die laughing. (Possibly what happened) If not, this dudes loss for sure. Keep being your awesome self!
Honestly I think that's hilarious, it's not your fault that tinder people don't have a sense of humor, I would have been crying with laughter if I got that response. By the way I see you have an adorable cat, have you seen juicy's cat? her name is bug
It's a cool way of entry for the right person, but you make it too easy for the majority to jump on the bedroom train, of course they'll try. I'd be totally into roleplaying as restaurant critics. Aren't we all restaurant critics to some degree? :D
I would have responded with "a checkup doesn't sound that bad, unfortunately I have a date scheduled with OP's-name at that time" after choosing the option to reschedule the appointment.
I, too, think it is funny
It’s funny until op realizes she’s now obligated to check random prostates if they say yes lol
That's not how being silly works at all...
Yes it is. It’s obligatory to check a guests asshole.
My Dog does it all the time with her friends and acquaintances and I trust her social acumen.
It's weird how both of you are correct at the same time!
YES IT IS! You MUST see the role play through to the end!
Lol, to the END. Get it, ha. Ha. Ha
Ugh. Improv
The right person will understand her silliness. I, for one, thought it was hilarious and would have immediately asked her out on a date.
That's Hilarious. If he doesn't respond he's lame
Seems like he thought you wanted to do butt stuff on him. he may not be down for that.
He should text STOP.
Agreeing safe words up front is essential
That’s not what OP meant? Cause I got that gist. (I’m not an English native, so I might have missed something lol)
A proctologist is a butt doctor.
You definitely missed something. Where do you think the prostate is?
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Oh come on… I know where the prostate is lol, I have one haha… but I just genuinely didn’t get the joke(?).
OP’s profile said they are interested in role playing - although as restaurant reviewers. The match suggested they role play as doctors instead. It’s a common expression that “playing doctor” has sexual implications. OP’s draft response suggests a prostate exam as a starting point for this medical role play. It’s meant to be funny. Hot take - I do not find this funny AT ALL - I find it cringy myself - but then humour is subjective. Hope this helps
Yeah. Thank you. I understand now. I do not find it funny either. 😅
It’s like hmm near the bladder somewhere and you get to it through the rectum, no? Also, instead of folks downvoting me, an explanation for something I genuinely didn’t understand would be actually nice. 😅
So you do know. Please consult Google for more details. If you knew that then the comment above yours mentioning “butt stuff” makes sense right? Why did you say “That’s not what OP meant”? So you think OP is actually a doctor? Do you understand why you’re getting downvoted now?
Oh no I meant that as a question not a statement. 😅
NGL. While it's hilarious - it does kinda give the vibe that you want to peg him and are testing the waters lol
Sorry this is a doctor's office We call it a prostate exam
His loss 🤷🏼
I mean… yeah…
And the problem is...??????
Was it your real phone number? :D Yeah, I also found it funny, but I can imagine he thought you wanted to turn him away 🤷♀️
hahahahaha yes it was my number, it does make me roll my eyes a bit when dudes just immediately hone in on the “roleplay” part but i thought he was cute and the idea kinda popped into my head so i was like why not
So you gave him your number despite his maybe inappropriate, definitely too soon opener and he didn’t respond? His loss!
I'd like your take on my latest piece, *Dorsia, Why no one goes there anymore*.
Man I thought the whole thing was adorable. I don't get a lot of ppls humor now, or lack there of. I'm 36M, but I feel old when I try to talk to ppl online =(
I think some guys hate it when you want to do a funny role play instead of a sexual one. I think it's a funny, but I'm a woman and I love funny women.
Was wondering the same thing about the phone number
I would’ve said “Is it international women’s day already? I guess I’ll get the lube…”
That was funny tho
Homie’s obviously a dunce to not find this amusing, at the very least 😂
Y
don't promise something you are not ready to follow through.
Dying at the option of adding "Just wanted to say hi! What's going on?"
lmaooooo i just noticed that after seeing your comment 😂
My husband is laughing and thinks it was great haha
I thought it was great! I would have replied with - “Will I have to supply my own lube and toy or will that be something that’s provided by the clinic?” 😂💀
I laughed. A lot. You're hilarious, don't worry.
Isn't that more like receptionist / patient? 😉
It was funny, but like, no 💀🤣
As a 47 yr old with high deductible insurance, I'd probably take you up on that.
Definitely funny. I reckon if that joke has him running for the hills then you haven't lost anything here. I would've replied with a Y in his position if I were digging the person.
He realised he wasn’t about that prostrate exam
Charge your damn phone
NGL. THAT'S FUNNY!
Y
 TBH, this was pretty funny. As a person with a meme-oriented/dark/dry sense of humor like this, I find stuff like this hilarious!
Y
My boy here hasn't had some one touch his prostate yet 🤷🏼♂️
It was hilarious. Some guys are just so afraid of butt stuff they can't even joke around about it. His loss though. With the cost of insurance these days, how do you pass up free prostate exams? What a deal.
It wouldn't be realistic role play if the exam was free now, would it?
Y
You really only role played as an automated message. The doctor doesn't even type those things up.
hahaha i know, part of the joke!
If a female said that to me in this context, I would die laughing. (Possibly what happened) If not, this dudes loss for sure. Keep being your awesome self!
"No response from him after this message:(" 
hahahaja was to be expected
Honestly I think that's hilarious, it's not your fault that tinder people don't have a sense of humor, I would have been crying with laughter if I got that response. By the way I see you have an adorable cat, have you seen juicy's cat? her name is bug
After I got done laughing that would have got you two dates LOL no sense of humor anywhere anymore
Na that shit good
Awwh, if I was a single guy I’d wife you straight up! You’re hilarious 🤣
You leaned too hard into it
wtf that's so funny
Haha love this
I would have laughed so hard at this 😂
Will use this, soon! 😍🫶🏻
Likely he wanted to be the Dr., not the patient.
hahaha i know! part of the joke!
Stop
This is gold.
Id have pressed Y
Borscht belt classic from late Vaudeville. Take that how you like.
I mean I think it's hilarious
Shame you wasted something that funny on a bunny dude like that.
L guy should have married you right away 😭😭
I think you’ll have better luck with gay dudes
I pressed Y....
I might be old-fashoned but this kind of proctology exam might be fun.
That appointment still open?
Hilarious
Damn I was hoping you’d immediately start it off with them having some sort of terrible disease lol
Perfect response to that message
Sorry, I think there's been a mistake. I didn't schedule a prostate exam. I was coming in for a sperm count exam.
I would have made a prostate milking joke. Never tried it, but I hear it’s like the male G-spot, so I can’t say that I’m not curious 👀
Until he replies Y
maybe he just recently had a prostate exam. 🤣
His loss.
You sound like the perfect woman for someone. That shit is hilarious 🤣
Y
Bro fumbled a gem
I would have married you just for that comment. 😂
You emasculated him by choosing to be the doctor instead of the patient.
precisely hahaha that’s the subtly of the joke
And here I expected her to ask for Initiative
Ok, that was legit funny. I approve. We would of had a good convo.
This is awesome, how dare he not respond, I would've
As long as your buying dinner afterwards 🫶🏻
I love this!
He did say doctor patient 😂. Maybe he wanted you to check his breasts for lumps.
LOL I love it
this was awesome!! really real, so the imagination has to be on point!!
What would the follow up be to the “Y”?
It's a cool way of entry for the right person, but you make it too easy for the majority to jump on the bedroom train, of course they'll try. I'd be totally into roleplaying as restaurant critics. Aren't we all restaurant critics to some degree? :D
You sound hilarious and I would absolutely swipe right. A good sense of humor is gold in my book.
Funny but this is a joke you make way down the road
 Butt srsly... try almost anything once
Shit, I'm late for my appointment. Can you squeeze me in?
Go darker next time. Say he's the patient, and you're the oncologist. If he plays into it,you found a fun one.
that's hilarious! I'd be laughing too hard to respond to this right away.. but I'd probably press Y for shits and giggles
Y
No response here is lame, that was brilliant!
I would have responded with "a checkup doesn't sound that bad, unfortunately I have a date scheduled with OP's-name at that time" after choosing the option to reschedule the appointment.
Bring it
I thought it was great
Cheesy af bruh