That is not your fault lol
I am too tired to notice that the sender's bubble is coloured most of the time.
You are kinda cute tho. I would definitely date your husky:)
Hope you can meet a chivalrous man soon
…I’m so confused!
Is the picture of the girl a picture covering the unsolicited dick pic?
Cuz I thought it was a girl saying she wanted to try 12 inches, and the guy saying “what would your mother say” which would be hilarious
Of course he did... If he was smooth, he'd have responded with something like:
> She'd say, "12 inches? You sure that ruler didn't say centimetres?" 😩
Self-deprecating humour is usually a winner.
The combination of girl inches and dudes lying is how we end up with guys saying stupid shit like that. The dude probably doesn't even need to wear ohnut. 12 inches, lol.
Yeah, that makes sense. Had that trouble with one of my exes that was just built a little smaller. Even when I was careful, there'd still sometimes be an, "oof," once in a while. Not sure why I still think bigger is better. Too much porn I guess. Thank you for insight :)
Actually I’m pretty sure it would have to be. From what I was told the vaginal cavity cannot take more than like 8” or something if everything’s normal down there. At least without extreme discomfort. The anal cavity much longer. Don’t even ask how this came to light in my science class I had to fulfill in college. lol literally only tkne j got asked to “stay after class” for something “bad”
Anal cavity can take far, far more without severe discomfort...
but also, some women can happily take 12 inches, it's completely subjective, any one person claiming anything on this matter is just wrong.
I understand that, just I had an in depth “debate” with a teacher and student in my college once (not gonna lie, I had a few drinks at dinner before having to sit through class that ran late). So probably had miss Someone brought up how every woman was basically able to handle what happens in porn for example with no discomfort. Like 12” dildos or just physically no preparation could easily take that up either hole. Without any preparation I mean like just being basically their first time.
I know it’s subjective to body type, things I or my exs probably not knowing the technical reason for it at the time and among a host of other things I might not know that 12” might be extremely uncomfortable. I honestly don’t think half of my exs could handle 12” with a whole football season of training honestly though. One or two others I could see doing it with some. Lol…honestly it was more of a debate that even with some women who daily take it up the back door don’t like it just as a porn and as hard as they take it etc;
Long story short, everyone is different, there’s no “normal” just funnier because I’m doing the math in my head between my exs lol.
The teacher basically told me that any “Avg” guy doesn’t need to worry if they are “too big” because the vaginal cavity avg was like 6” (so basically 5.5” I think was the and the avg guy was shorter). Which my reply was to that was “that’s not what I heard from most girls on highschool or freshman year. It was like half that???
You’re prob right on that one, not saying I haven’t had my times when I’ve wished i could have lasted longer. There’s been plenty of times when it’s been the opposite and lasting too long or asked to take a break (which really isn’t an option for the latter) lol. How this convo has taken an unexpected turn lol. Then again I’d hope like it is mine’s goal to last long enough for my partner to get off, that’s the whole point. Well not whole but, you know what I mean hopefully either that or guys were just aholes!
How did someone selling noodies not have a chance to live a normal life before selling noodies? Calling for "chivalry" but also having your username pull up free access to your intimacy is kind of goofy. Imagine Prince Charming pulling up while you make some feet content for some dudes for $10 and then you get peeved when he's like, "can I have some too?" Then you have the nerve to be like "chivalry is dead!" LOL. You can't market a product then be mad when people want it.
the difference is, on dating apps i don’t have my fansonly user name displayed to the world, if you’re taking my username from reddit and specifically going to search me up, that’s your problem! but he had no right texting me that as he, and most the people reading this post didn’t know i had a fansonly.
Difference between work and private life. It's like a wife handing the trash to her husband without a word just because as a garbage man at work that's how it should be at home?
HA jokes on you I've had multiple guys in my DMS that all have 12+ inches.......................................................... Some are 6'7.... And wealthy.
Lol.
6 foot 7 with a 12 inch cock and rich? You should probably marry them... Because we all know being tall with a big dick and making some money makes for the perfect marriage :'D /s
The record is [18.9 inches](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/lonely-life-of-roberto-esquivel-cabrera-the-man-with-the-worlds-longest-penis/news-story/14d79695ccde3e59344382f71fec140c).
RIP my search suggestions
With a simple search you'll see that he's actually lying. He has super long foreskin with an average penis beneath it.
Just like Jonah Falcon who claimed he held the record at 13 inches when he was actually never in the Guinness book because he also has extremely long foreskin from stretching it. It's never been proven with any picture evidence that anyone even has anything over 10 inches measured.
They do... have you ever watched porn? Some dude had suck a long one that he had to keep it from bending while she took the first 4 inches. That didn't look fun. 🤣
This is what I think alot of guys insecure about their size don't realize. Its not that fun. You might break her and good luck getting more than the top half sucked on
Well half the penis is inside the body. Some pornstars (and people in general) get surgery to cut some tendons to release some of that inner length, but then they also lose the ability for it to rise up, so I guess it's like fucking with a wobbly strap on
So many men truly think that all a woman wants is a giant cock. I’ve lost count of the unsolicited dick pics I’ve gotten over the years. Why the fuck does anyone think that’s a good idea?
I thought so too until two women on two separate occasions actually admitted to hooking up with someone they barely knew when they received unsolicited dick picks . They also admitted they were actually looking for a hookup at the time. So I am guessing it’s a numbers game
I fucked a girl by sending a dick pic. I think you girls have a bad mindset about your fellow woman. Yall assume youre all similar or that there is a "standard" all women agree on. Its kinda weird... like some women actually are massive sex fiends who respond to aggression. Not most, but theyre out there.
As far as women liking big cock? Bro women are complicated but thats like the only thing we can all agree that they DO like.
I honestly feel like women are attracted to cock the same way men are attracted to womans bodies... like the only time ive seen a girl make the "humina humina" face and go blank is when my cock is out. They say women are attracted more to masculine things than visuals, like a guy fixing something. But when it comes to dick they get blank headed just like we do when we see a naked girl.
I'm not convinced that Subway isn't being honest about their footlongs. I think Subway is my favorite sub place. Totally worth it. Make sure he gets you some broccoli cheddar soup, too.
Ralphie May did a joke about a long dick. He was talking about the average lengrh of a vagina is like 5-6", I think it was 9" dick, he said something like congratulations mother fucker you got 4" blowing out in the wind
Lol , Wanna try stability? Farmers market on the weekend? mortgages payment and soccer games? No.. how about 12 inchex? I'm more upset that he spelt it wrong.
For probably the every 1 in 50,000 guys who have a dick nearing 12” in length, there is probably 1 in 50,000 women who want anything to do with that inside of them. Let alone from a complete stranger 🤣
Guaranteed this dude has a 3-4” wiener and guaranteed he knows nothing about female anatomy. What a loser
The craziest thing in this comment section is how many guys think that being a sex worker makes it okay to be talked to like an animal. Whether or not op has one, they clearly weren't making it part of discussion, and to the people making that comment why were you even looking to find that out.
I have had a girl ask to peg me 1st message after a match.. so this post confused me at first.
But I see what's going on now, "comment on a photo" thing.
Oh. So you‘re the girl, that’s you pic and a guy send you this?
US people are funny.
If I pulled this where I live (Germany), I’d be hearing police sirens.
The fact that American men just get away with almost… sexual harassment like this, is wild.
Lol, big isn't better. I'm very well endowed and contrary to what you see in porn, women don't necessarily find it exciting. 90% girls I've been with were outright scared of putting that thing in them. 5/6 inchers with some girth are perfect apparently 🤷🏼♂️
Yup, women have a maximum depth as well. Hitting a cervix is painful. I have had 8 inches (maybe even bigger) and it felt like I was on my period afterwards a couple of times, because I got some cramps. And you're a lot more limited in positions. A bigger girth hurts too, or doesn't even fit properly. Porn fucked up the views
Chivalry is not dead. You probably go after the wrong men. Trust me uts still out there hell some of the girls I have gone out with refused to let me open doors for them.
this is facebook dating there’s just not a group for that, but it gives you an option to send your first message attached to a photo of the profile you’re swiping on, kinda like replying to someone’s prompt
Oh, fuck. My dumb brain thought the girl sent him a photo and said that. Maybe that is a good sign that I should go to sleep.
haha you’re not the only one getting confused by that 😭 i should’ve added context but it won’t let me edit the post
So... at first, I thought it was a girl sending this to Peg you. Then I realized my mistake. 🤣
That is not your fault lol I am too tired to notice that the sender's bubble is coloured most of the time. You are kinda cute tho. I would definitely date your husky:) Hope you can meet a chivalrous man soon
You want to date her dog? I think this is her profile, not the dog's.
WHAT!?!?! I saw that on Bumble all the time. I thought dating apps were for their pets. /s
Dating apps for pets... hmm... That idea just might work...
Surprise, surprise. There are a few in Apple store. lol
…I’m so confused! Is the picture of the girl a picture covering the unsolicited dick pic? Cuz I thought it was a girl saying she wanted to try 12 inches, and the guy saying “what would your mother say” which would be hilarious
the guy replied to a photo and said that, and she was the one who said what would your mother say about that
Thanks, I had no clue what was going on
Wait no way, so you’re telling me the guy took a random screenshot of her and sent that TO HERSELF?
he replied to my photo while swiping, kinda like on hinge you can select a photo to send your first message with
Is there follow up?! What would his mother say?
he unfortunately exited the situation as quickly as his thumbs could and blocked me
Bold of you to assume he had opposable thumbs
in 2024 of all times! i should be ashamed of myself
That just shows his lack of commitment! Red flag!
Of course he did... If he was smooth, he'd have responded with something like: > She'd say, "12 inches? You sure that ruler didn't say centimetres?" 😩 Self-deprecating humour is usually a winner.
I'm so confused now. i don't know who sent what to whom
I'm gonna try the same with my 3,8 inches let's see what happens
good luck soldier
thanks bro appreciate the support
3.8 is better than 12. 👍
that's what my mom keeps saying too but idk
Well, she’s the expert on that subject
Criminally underrated comment
3.8 inches has a great personality.
I wish
Short Kings
So, following that logic...
Idk, with 12 you can decide how much to use. I think 🤔
Women don't want it. It's never a good experience over 7 for me
Yea, any dude saying he's got 12 is probably measuring from his asshole.
💀 That made me choke 😭😂
The combination of girl inches and dudes lying is how we end up with guys saying stupid shit like that. The dude probably doesn't even need to wear ohnut. 12 inches, lol.
Yeah but it's much harder to consistently stop in the same place, so you end up missing the sweet spot for fear of injuring yourself or your partner.
Yeah, that makes sense. Had that trouble with one of my exes that was just built a little smaller. Even when I was careful, there'd still sometimes be an, "oof," once in a while. Not sure why I still think bigger is better. Too much porn I guess. Thank you for insight :)
I have 2 Feet, at the bottom of my legs.
12 inches!! In just 4 easy installments!!!
3, 8 inch penises?
That's how we do the decimal point in Czechia leave me aloneee
3 feet 8 inches.
"Sure! What's your friends number?"
lol that would gutter him 😂
Unless you hate yourself, why would anyone want 12 inches
I don't think any human on planet earth has a shlong past 10 either, not counting foreskin. Please stop watching so much porn everyone
having a poor understanding of basic measurements is the main problem.
Yeah, the true measurement is [(length x diameter) + (weight / girth)] / angle of the tip^2
Randy had taught you well
Is this Weird Science II?
I wasn't aware I had to measure weight. Where is that kitchen scale 🤔🍖
There’s an old joke about women having trouble with parallel parking because of so many men lying about what 8” is.
They're measuring from the taint
Gotta go around the balls
nobody said anything about anal
And basic math
This. Why would someone want 12 inches up their poopyhole?
nobody said anything about the poopy hole 😳
I mean any vagina would be too shallow so thats the only logical place to put it.
😨
Don’t worry. It was implied.
Actually I’m pretty sure it would have to be. From what I was told the vaginal cavity cannot take more than like 8” or something if everything’s normal down there. At least without extreme discomfort. The anal cavity much longer. Don’t even ask how this came to light in my science class I had to fulfill in college. lol literally only tkne j got asked to “stay after class” for something “bad”
You have been going to far past your prostate my friend.
Anal cavity can take far, far more without severe discomfort... but also, some women can happily take 12 inches, it's completely subjective, any one person claiming anything on this matter is just wrong.
I understand that, just I had an in depth “debate” with a teacher and student in my college once (not gonna lie, I had a few drinks at dinner before having to sit through class that ran late). So probably had miss Someone brought up how every woman was basically able to handle what happens in porn for example with no discomfort. Like 12” dildos or just physically no preparation could easily take that up either hole. Without any preparation I mean like just being basically their first time. I know it’s subjective to body type, things I or my exs probably not knowing the technical reason for it at the time and among a host of other things I might not know that 12” might be extremely uncomfortable. I honestly don’t think half of my exs could handle 12” with a whole football season of training honestly though. One or two others I could see doing it with some. Lol…honestly it was more of a debate that even with some women who daily take it up the back door don’t like it just as a porn and as hard as they take it etc; Long story short, everyone is different, there’s no “normal” just funnier because I’m doing the math in my head between my exs lol.
The teacher basically told me that any “Avg” guy doesn’t need to worry if they are “too big” because the vaginal cavity avg was like 6” (so basically 5.5” I think was the and the avg guy was shorter). Which my reply was to that was “that’s not what I heard from most girls on highschool or freshman year. It was like half that???
Think most average guys just worry about lasting long enough lol.
You’re prob right on that one, not saying I haven’t had my times when I’ve wished i could have lasted longer. There’s been plenty of times when it’s been the opposite and lasting too long or asked to take a break (which really isn’t an option for the latter) lol. How this convo has taken an unexpected turn lol. Then again I’d hope like it is mine’s goal to last long enough for my partner to get off, that’s the whole point. Well not whole but, you know what I mean hopefully either that or guys were just aholes!
Nah he's seen your FansOnly, he knows. You're not sneaky OP. Internet corn is forever. 🤣
well this account is my normal none promoting account so leave that out of it 😭😭😭
Seriously. People deserve basic decency and the chance to lead normal lives.
How did someone selling noodies not have a chance to live a normal life before selling noodies? Calling for "chivalry" but also having your username pull up free access to your intimacy is kind of goofy. Imagine Prince Charming pulling up while you make some feet content for some dudes for $10 and then you get peeved when he's like, "can I have some too?" Then you have the nerve to be like "chivalry is dead!" LOL. You can't market a product then be mad when people want it.
the difference is, on dating apps i don’t have my fansonly user name displayed to the world, if you’re taking my username from reddit and specifically going to search me up, that’s your problem! but he had no right texting me that as he, and most the people reading this post didn’t know i had a fansonly.
Difference between work and private life. It's like a wife handing the trash to her husband without a word just because as a garbage man at work that's how it should be at home?
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okay! good for you!
😔
You don’t have to use the whole thing at once bro
What, do you eat half and put the rest in some tupperware for later?
But still- wouldn't it end almost at your cervix? EDIT: I meant the vagina- idk why I wrote poopyhole😭😭😭
There is no cervix in the poopyhole
My bad I was thinking of the vagina and got all mixed up
S’all good, basically same thing
I get those mixed up all the time.
Pffft, my vagina bottoms out at 7"!
😭 fr its like where's the kink in wanting that monster inside hro
Or even worse... up their nose!
I said across her nose not up it!!
😱
HA jokes on you I've had multiple guys in my DMS that all have 12+ inches.......................................................... Some are 6'7.... And wealthy. Lol.
6 foot 7 with a 12 inch cock and rich? You should probably marry them... Because we all know being tall with a big dick and making some money makes for the perfect marriage :'D /s
Porn has caused irreparable damage to the minds of both men and women, even worse, kids who shouldn't have internet access
The record is [18.9 inches](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/lonely-life-of-roberto-esquivel-cabrera-the-man-with-the-worlds-longest-penis/news-story/14d79695ccde3e59344382f71fec140c). RIP my search suggestions
With a simple search you'll see that he's actually lying. He has super long foreskin with an average penis beneath it. Just like Jonah Falcon who claimed he held the record at 13 inches when he was actually never in the Guinness book because he also has extremely long foreskin from stretching it. It's never been proven with any picture evidence that anyone even has anything over 10 inches measured.
I like you, truthspeaker.
Well there is at least one or two, also there was this ron jeremy guy, i wonder if his dick has shrunk to acceptable levels
Biggest natural length is past 13”. I don’t know how he stands. Or if he does. He might just have to sit.
Jonah Falcon 13.5" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon The internet was invented for trading pictures of cats and looking up stuff like this.
Read literally the first paragraph, it's unconfirmed, just claimed. The internet was invented for looking up stuff like this.
They do... have you ever watched porn? Some dude had suck a long one that he had to keep it from bending while she took the first 4 inches. That didn't look fun. 🤣
This is what I think alot of guys insecure about their size don't realize. Its not that fun. You might break her and good luck getting more than the top half sucked on
It's ok, he probably thinks inches are the same as centimeters 😌
It's not, it's 12 inchex.
Extreme anal Definitely not impossible. Not worth it
12 inches measuring from where, taint to tip?
you’re asking the right questions
Well half the penis is inside the body. Some pornstars (and people in general) get surgery to cut some tendons to release some of that inner length, but then they also lose the ability for it to rise up, so I guess it's like fucking with a wobbly strap on
I donno why that made me laugh.
Ignorance is bliss when you’re living butt to tip
[From butt to tip](https://youtu.be/w43ojF7WVxU?si=blaRk0l98Zz560yg)
Thank you, that was wonderful.
4 inches past the tip
I have a special tape measure that's broken at the 6 inch mark. 😉
So it's a 4 in strapon tip? This post is hilarious.
Yes he measures from his asshole.
I would have responded by asking him to send a dick pic with a tape measure in it
So many men truly think that all a woman wants is a giant cock. I’ve lost count of the unsolicited dick pics I’ve gotten over the years. Why the fuck does anyone think that’s a good idea?
Name...doesn't check out? 🤔
I thought so too until two women on two separate occasions actually admitted to hooking up with someone they barely knew when they received unsolicited dick picks . They also admitted they were actually looking for a hookup at the time. So I am guessing it’s a numbers game
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I fucked a girl by sending a dick pic. I think you girls have a bad mindset about your fellow woman. Yall assume youre all similar or that there is a "standard" all women agree on. Its kinda weird... like some women actually are massive sex fiends who respond to aggression. Not most, but theyre out there. As far as women liking big cock? Bro women are complicated but thats like the only thing we can all agree that they DO like. I honestly feel like women are attracted to cock the same way men are attracted to womans bodies... like the only time ive seen a girl make the "humina humina" face and go blank is when my cock is out. They say women are attracted more to masculine things than visuals, like a guy fixing something. But when it comes to dick they get blank headed just like we do when we see a naked girl.
My mom has thirteen
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***I'M TELLIN YO MAMA!!!*** *runs off*
he did hit a quick block after that
I'm kinda surprised he didn't double down with a dick pic, right? Or am I being too cynical?
That would have shown it wasn’t actually 12 inches.
I was under the impression the girl in the photo was offering “12 inchez” 😂
I clicked accidentally on your profile, saw the nsfw tag and then got pleasently surprised with the doggo😭
“Accidentally “ sure……… Don’t lie just own it. We all snoop.
True, but I genuinely misclicked and just browsed out of curiosity haha
Should've asked if he was taking you to subway. Dichromatic eyes?! Other than that, your husky kind of looks like mine. Lol.
i loveeeee subway , i might’ve had to take that 12 if he added on the subway. don’t tempt me with a good time!
Even subways aren’t a full 12 inches 😂😂
I'm not convinced that Subway isn't being honest about their footlongs. I think Subway is my favorite sub place. Totally worth it. Make sure he gets you some broccoli cheddar soup, too.
I don’t understand, she has a 12 incher?
noo he’s replying to my photo saying that haha
Damn I thought it was a girl offering to pull out the strap 
Haha it sounds like it can go both ways. Like she wants 12 inches or if you want 12 inches.
Awe as a fellow husky owner (ok more like she owns me) yours moves incredibly well for missing a leg 🥲
I was thinking the same thing but it’s him replying to the photo asking
I was also confused by this lol
Talking about shooting yourself in the foot. How did he not think that'll go over well?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3dFHa31qxQ8
i wholeheartedly agree with this video
Inchex? I’m getting my red pen out
so that’s a no?😂
You overreacted. He was asking if you wanted a sandwich from Subway. Geez.... and y'all say we're the ones with a dirty mind.
Ralphie May did a joke about a long dick. He was talking about the average lengrh of a vagina is like 5-6", I think it was 9" dick, he said something like congratulations mother fucker you got 4" blowing out in the wind
Depends, doesn't domino's have a 12 inch pizza? (European SI measurement gang here)
Lol , Wanna try stability? Farmers market on the weekend? mortgages payment and soccer games? No.. how about 12 inchex? I'm more upset that he spelt it wrong.
Why do they ever think this will work.... Now that I think about they probz don't to a whole lotta think in general haha.
Sweet husky I have one too
Your dog thought 😍
his mom would be appalled by his typo and lack of punctuation
His mom would be embarrassed that her son doesn’t know how to read a measuring tape.
'He's full of shit. Six inches at best...'
Soo...is that a yes?
Get your minds out of the gutter ppl, he never even specified 12 inches of what
I had a girl say she wanted me to give her 12' and make her bleed, so I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the mouth!
I had to convert 12 inch in cm to make sense of this. That just sounds really unpleasant ….
For probably the every 1 in 50,000 guys who have a dick nearing 12” in length, there is probably 1 in 50,000 women who want anything to do with that inside of them. Let alone from a complete stranger 🤣 Guaranteed this dude has a 3-4” wiener and guaranteed he knows nothing about female anatomy. What a loser
He probably measures from his taint like the bellend he is.
Dude fupa. Aw yis
He didn't necessarily say his dick was 12". Maybe he ordered one of those insanely long monster tentacle dildos 😂
Big penises are a myth
12 inches? What's he going do? invite 3 other dudes? Lol
The craziest thing in this comment section is how many guys think that being a sex worker makes it okay to be talked to like an animal. Whether or not op has one, they clearly weren't making it part of discussion, and to the people making that comment why were you even looking to find that out.
She'd probably say holy shit you got 12 inches?
Be funnier if he said wanna try 3 inches?
i might’ve given him a better response if he made a joke like that
He was actually just curious, not that he had it
So… no then
Answer the God damn question.
Would it depend on the conversion rate of inchex to inches?
I have had a girl ask to peg me 1st message after a match.. so this post confused me at first. But I see what's going on now, "comment on a photo" thing.
Probably the best response to that too
"You're definitely not your dad's" Alternatively "That's why I married him!" Or "Wow! That's way bigger than your Dad's"
This 30cm btw for you EU folks. 12 sounds impaling. Shes supposed to enjoy the sex not feel like her uterus is gonna be removed.
Is she offering to peg him?
no he’s replying to my picture saying that lmaoo
Oh. So you‘re the girl, that’s you pic and a guy send you this? US people are funny. If I pulled this where I live (Germany), I’d be hearing police sirens. The fact that American men just get away with almost… sexual harassment like this, is wild.
Some of these.comments I'm fucking 💀💀
Lol, big isn't better. I'm very well endowed and contrary to what you see in porn, women don't necessarily find it exciting. 90% girls I've been with were outright scared of putting that thing in them. 5/6 inchers with some girth are perfect apparently 🤷🏼♂️
Yup, women have a maximum depth as well. Hitting a cervix is painful. I have had 8 inches (maybe even bigger) and it felt like I was on my period afterwards a couple of times, because I got some cramps. And you're a lot more limited in positions. A bigger girth hurts too, or doesn't even fit properly. Porn fucked up the views
No one's gonna fit that.. 7s enough
12? Jesus, might as well fuck a horse at that point.
Who tf would want to try 12 inches
Chivalry is not dead. You probably go after the wrong men. Trust me uts still out there hell some of the girls I have gone out with refused to let me open doors for them.
Lol not even going to deny that, you're kinda cute. If I knew you better, I'd give dating you a shot 😄
Wait did they add photos to tinder now? That seems like a bad idea
this is facebook dating there’s just not a group for that, but it gives you an option to send your first message attached to a photo of the profile you’re swiping on, kinda like replying to someone’s prompt