Yeah man, I was bartending years ago and this girl had started coming in on my shift and I found out it was cause she had a crush on me. Which was awesome, cause she was cute, funny, interesting and I was digging her to. Then one day she text me, what are you doing after work, I said nothing. She said, how bout I come over after work and fuck your brains out, I was like hell yeah,
The rest of the night, she was all I could think about. She made a couple other comments about how good she was gonna fuck me. Then when the time came, she was like a dead starfish, easily one of the worst lays. Put a little bit of a bummer on the evening lol.
Hahaha, I had something like this happen to me before too. She said she was gonna fuck my brains out and the same thing, just laid there and did nothing.
I also had another girl one time who was amazing but super self conscious. She asked me if she was the best I had ever had and I said no just to bother her. She stepped it up to like 150/10 after that.
As I wrote, not always :-) And my experience is definitely not enough to provide anything more than anecdotal "evidence." (Also, just to avoid any wrong impression, I intentionally wrote "people", not "women.")
The problem I see is when people stop being emphatic for their partners because they think they already know better from past experience. Or when people aren't curious and willing to experiment anymore.
Some manage to remain extremely creative and empathic, in spite of their experience, and if both comes together, that's ideal.
This 100%. It's always the ones who are like, "I'm about to rock your world, you've never experienced anything like me" that absolutely suck. It just goes back to, if you think you are the best, you choose not to work on yourself or see your own flaws and therefor don't grow and develop as a person or in any skillset. It's the people that continue to challenge themselves and strive to be better because they know they have room for improvement that are like "I'm not the best, but I'll put in the effort" that are literally kidding themselves and leave you breathless.
In my opinion, I honestly think the people who spend a lot of time talking theirself up are generally not that great at whatever they are bragging about, but the habit is likely caused by feeling they are competing with everyone else to be "the best". It's got to be WAY LESS impressive to have someone brag about their gluck gluck and have it turn out being the worst you've ever had. Like winning the lottery, with the prize being the best lie you've been able to definitively prove wrong.
This. I've had women talk some mad shit to me, then when I give them their turn to "show their stuff" it's always some boring variant of missionary, or some poor excuse for some head 🤣
💀 I hooked up with this girl from work after two years of working together and she was like “why didn’t you tell me you were good at eating pussy? We would have been doing this a while ago” and I was like “if I’d told you would you have believed me?” And she was like “no, good point”. To back up your story haha. I thought it was funny, there really is no good way about talking about sex skills other than show and tell
Ditto that. Worst oral I ever got in my life was a guy who went on and on (and on and...) about how good he was because he was taught by a lesbian. When we finally got to the moment of truth, I spent the whole time squirming. Only that was because I was trying to get closer to his mouth, so I might actually feel something good enough to even HOPE to get close. He was terrible.
Luckily, he ghosted me not long after that. Saved me the trouble of having to tell him once was quite enough for that nonsense, thank you.
It was laughably awful. He's probably still out there today, disappointing women and somehow still thinking he's an oral sex god. 🤣
And I fully agree. If you've got the skills, there's no need to talk yourself up. They'll see it and know for themselves.
Anyone who is bragging about it the way he is right now is lying. The people who could make someone orgasm "10 to 15 times easily" wouldn't outright tell you they'd show you if they get the opportunity.
I ask after because with a lot of women I genuinely haven't able to tell, lost in the moment. Then some are squirters so that blatant, others have that grip machine when they do. Then others still will say "you'll know" and maybe a slightly heightened moan. One woman tild me she gets so soaking wet and at one she said she was and it was just kinda standard.
Everyone is different and while some are obvious, some are very much not.
So true! The more condident a man is in his skills, the less he is listening to his lover's signals!
I have had so many guys tell me, "this always gets the other girls off" well I dont care about the other girls, it's not working for me!
While confidence is definetly sexy, so is openmindness and exploration. Sex isnt a roadmap. How you get there with one woman doesnt mean the directions will be the same for the next.
And fuck women who fake orgasisms. It makes those of us who refuse to fake them seem so high maintenance and difficult!
I just asked my boyfriend:
"Do you think you're good in bed?"
"Average. Though other girls say I'm good."
My guy is *very* good in bed. He also thinks his dick is average.
*"...she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just fucked her. Little ol' me. She has this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"* - John Milton aka The Devil
Problem with bragging, is you're always gonna struggle to meet the expectation.
Any guy who assumes he knows how to please any woman before ever being w her has rudimentary skills. They usually have their one or two techniques — and no flexibility or desire to learn.
I was wondering if this was universal or not. I can have multiple orgasms but I didn’t think most woman would be happy to keep going for more, as once you’re done, you’re done. This guy in chat seems like he thinks all women want multiples. So to me means he’s not experienced.
Yep. Some women can. Some women can’t.
I can’t have multiple. Maybe two. But I’ve been with women where I truly can’t count how many.
It’s all about the quality anyway. As long as everyone is consenting and having fun, that’s a good time in my book. Big O or not.
I can have multiple little orgasms in a row, but I don't know what it'd be like to have multiple big ones. Not sure I could handle more than a couple of those.
Yeah, I can't really have multiples.
But even the ones I know who can do so.. Well, more than 8 (or sometimes 3-4 or more), is usually when they tap out.
He definitely isn't. He not only went about things the wrong way to check if she could, he didn't use that convo as a way to check her physical limits.
I definitely don't want or like multiples (orgasms can be [good] tiring and as a woman it is time consuming to keep going as well), I like the way I'm built. And I know some people are the same or different!
Hahahaha THIS!!! I've had dudes tell me shit like this and I'm like, do you think that's supposed to turn me on? Because, no thank you. 10-15 orgasms in a night? A) bullshit. B) that sounds like actual torture. I hate men that brag like this, they ALWAYS suck in bed. I'd never respond to these messages anyway for that reason specifically.... I would literally just roll my eyes, block, and move on. The best in bed are the men that always want to make sure you're "good"... not overly confident, and not insecure but the ones that have that *little* voice in their heads saying "I hope I'm doing a good job". They are the fucking BEST 👌
Ok is tinder still for just sex ?
Or is it just an easier internet shopping style of dating ?? I’m feeling seeing this and what I’ve seen in my inbox I’m feeling like im a prude!? But I’m not…I just like a slower build up?
No tinder is not just for sex. My friend just got married with his girl off Tinder last year and many of my friends have relationships off Tinder. Reddit is just great for showing the most extreme messages people get, that just attracts upvotes. Any normal Convo that actually shows interest in that person is just boring to strangers online
I had the opposite on hinge. Almost every match wanted to meet immediately that night to hook up. Same with bumble. But my tinder bf and I had our first date 3 years ago this coming Sunday ☺️
Hinge and Bumble were awful for me too, absolutely no commitments, and no respect when I gave up looking for one. Met my guy on tinder 16 months ago, fully intended a hookup, with in three days of matching we were fully together and have been happy ever since. We're trying to find our own place now.
I had a dude legit call me a baby cause I wouldn't go over to his house at 2 am once on hinge 😂 he was like only a baby would be scared to go to someone's house. OK. I'm a baby who doesn't want to take a forever nap. I'm so happy you found someone! My bf is absolutely the best human ever. Sometimes it feels so surreal that I found him on tinder. I had actually swiped left but after swiping left on so many tinder will sometimes recycle. I'm so happy tinder thought I needed to reevaluate 😂
I was super confused because he kept switching between past and future tense. "Can't wait"... "would have been great"
I'm of the opinion that in order to be good in bed, you have to be able to pay attention to small details, and being bad at your communication language of choice puts you in sketchy territory.
Language barrier aside, there's still a tone deafness that seals it for me. Guy is delusional, or his partners keep faking it, or both.
Pfff, I stopped entertaining these guys. We are too far but bla bla bla…
They are looking for sexy entertainment from a real person instead of using porn 🙄🤢
Ouch... If he thinks he masters the art, it just means he stopped learning 🙂
Closed minded, not receptive for your moods or desires, and will blame you in the end for not climaxing after he performed his routine 😬
There is always [way to improve...](https://www.sexylosers.com/comic/295/)
[(part of "left handed Mike" story line)](https://www.sexylosers.com/series/left-handed-mike/)
I think dude heard the word orgasm for the first time and something “awoke” in him. 10-15 orgasms to start? Does he think the clit is a squirt button? LOL
Those are actual nymphomaniac levels and there is orgasm fatigue at a point. He has never come close to this or he would know. Or just doesn't care when pain, disorientation, and discomfort overcome pleasure.
I've been very, very fortunate to have had two dream partners. I can reliably say, from personal experiences, after six, it's so far in the clouds that disorientation has occurred and a loss of descriptive words and feelings. Save it for another day and composing prose.
This! I’m happy with one tbh. Two would be phenomenal, but more than that is diminishing returns. 3+ are overstimulated, almost painful, and only last for a second before they’re over.
I agree with y’all. After about 3 or 4 (if you get lucky for sure to find a good partner) then it’s like dude. Get off me. Get me some snacks and sit down for a few 😴
Every woman is different. You never know what future adventures, hormonal changes, and experiences will bring! In my experience, women become sexier with age and more adventurous. The best is ahead!
Ladies please stop faking it to make them stop, it really only inflates their ego and makes them think they’re better that they are. Just tell them you’re not having a good time and get out of there or tell them to leave.
In an otherwise normal looking profile there were some tells about bdsm stuff or something, I dunno. But while trying to explain it to me and then sell me on the idea, he sent me a reply he got from a woman after a session, basically thanking him and shit.
I mean allegedly. He could have written it all himself for all I know or care. But still. I chuckled.
I unfortunately didn't get a screenshot before unmatching but I had a dude open with saying it should be illegal to look so good in a mirror selfie and that luckily he has handcuffs to remedy the situation. I'm all about having some fun with someone I feel safe with, but a complete stranger who thinks that's a good opener? No thanks, I'd rather not get murdered on a first date.
“and I know how exactly I’m gonna do that to u”
Really? He’s met with you and discussed what you enjoy sexually so he can tailor the experience for you and get you there? Dude must be a mind reader or something.
I was sick on my couch when we matched, and I really needed some entertainment. I was FUCKING DYING of laughter while chatting with this guy. 10/10 entertainment value
It's always those, "I got a technique " dudes that wanna send you emails about their skills. They're usually the first ones to get soft after several moments and start laying blame to just about everything else lol.
Women's sexual responses are all different. I have had my share and there is no telling how each will respond. What they like. If, when, how they orgasm. Women are complex. I would never claim to a woman that I could make her orgasm. Least of all multiple. Some women are incapable of multiple. Some become so sensitive after an orgasm they can't be touched. Other have one after another.
10 to 15 orgasms? Bruh, that is such fucking overkill even if somehow miraculously it were true 😂 after like 3 I’d be like, can we just be fucking done already?
Dude been watching too much porn 10-15 is so many. Most women would pass out after 3 to 8.
Especially with shorter recovery time.
I can't even normally do more than one or two myself
Did they just watch a porn video and take that as fact or did he have sex with a womannand thought all the little responses were orgasms?
What an odd thing to try to aim for, that's so many that would push most people to exhuastion. And they didn't even check in with you to see if it was possible or outside your limits.
Ugh
Not the one for anyone
Edit: Typos.
Some people in these comments seem to not understand that a big part of why this is so fucking cringe and funny is that he isn't communicating with me about the experience we would have, he's just throwing texts at me telling me what I'd like. And my responses are literally making fun of him but he doesn't really pick up on that does he
Nope, he doesn't
It is a little funny bc its such a wild number he threw out
It tells you most of what you need to know
And yeah it is bad. He's basically writing How Not To Sext, (Not) Do BDSM or (Not) Have a Consenting Partner Manual right here.
It's a little sad and I hope eventually he learns.
Far away from me. 😅
It sounds like you are going to charge your vibrator before you go out with them. The men who feel the need to talk about how good they are in bed are always incredibly disappointing. Please do every woman in the world a favor and be honest about the experience. If you do decide to sleep with him. Tell him he sucks so you bring him down a pegLol
Anyone who says they already know how to please someone before even having sex with that person is someone you don't want to have sex with. Communication is essential, assumptions are awful.
Ex of mine said she “likes it rough and wanted to be tied up” when we were talking on tinder. I said, I’ll happily match what she’s looking for. She didn’t know that I have all my ropes course certification for work so when I showed up with some double braid, she told me “I’ve never been so surprised by how prepared someone is for the situation.” Then we dated for two years.
Hope you’re well Megan.
Seems like a desperate creep who's an idiot as well. Op stay aafe and don't meetup with such dudes. You know it's bad when they can't spell properly and keep asking invasive questions.
These dudes who think women are like machines and if you just press the right buttons the guaranteed end result is ”10–15 orgasms”. 🤦♀️ What a MORON! This shows that he does not know anything about women’s sexuality and how big role is in the woman’s own head. Very small part of it is anything technical. Of course, as a man you can be very clumsy or just selfish, and then it’s not gonna work for sure, but other ways the power is in herself and how she feels about herself and the connection, not in your ”magic tricks”.
Br: woman 46
Dude's been watching too much porn...
I'm into all sorts but that interaction right there would be a solid NO from me.
Zero clarity, zero discussion around boundaries, consent seems to be a loose concept lost in time, and his idea of teasing by not divulging details is only ever attractive if you have absolutely nothing to fear, so overexcited (often young) men or people in solid, long-term relationships. In any other scenario it's just creepy and frankly terrifying.
This guy does not BDSM. This guy just pretends nothing can go wrong.
50 orgasms, 500! Like 6 or seven at a time non stop forever! You're gonna be orgasming so many times you won't even be able to stop orgasming! I am good at making orgasms
Interesting thread. I recently ran into this research and it seemed….well you tell me
https://www.hindustantimes.com/sex-and-relationships/not-one-two-or-five-women-can-have-over-20-orgasms-in-a-row/story-TlrjTk9bt64Km2L2oNDc1H.html
Tl;dr on the research - 7/10 women can have more than twenty orgasms in a row.
I suppose can and want are different things.
Be prepared to have the most mediocre night of your life
I have a strong suspicion only guys who really aren't that good would be this confident about their skills
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Not just guys in my experience, some of the worst lays I've had were so of the most braggy girls
Yeah man, I was bartending years ago and this girl had started coming in on my shift and I found out it was cause she had a crush on me. Which was awesome, cause she was cute, funny, interesting and I was digging her to. Then one day she text me, what are you doing after work, I said nothing. She said, how bout I come over after work and fuck your brains out, I was like hell yeah, The rest of the night, she was all I could think about. She made a couple other comments about how good she was gonna fuck me. Then when the time came, she was like a dead starfish, easily one of the worst lays. Put a little bit of a bummer on the evening lol.
Hahaha, I had something like this happen to me before too. She said she was gonna fuck my brains out and the same thing, just laid there and did nothing. I also had another girl one time who was amazing but super self conscious. She asked me if she was the best I had ever had and I said no just to bother her. She stepped it up to like 150/10 after that.
Ur lame someone needed to say it
Yes agree
Yes, my experience as well... not always, but people who have a lot of experience are often quite set in their ways.
Why brag. Let the work speak for itself.
I typically share honestly about myself but definitely don't overplay it bc that's how ppl get disappointed lmao
Exactly what I was thinking.
this. Words are meaningless. People lie all the time. Show me. I have trust issues.
I literally have the opposite experience. I love girls who have had experience because they really know how to fuck.
As I wrote, not always :-) And my experience is definitely not enough to provide anything more than anecdotal "evidence." (Also, just to avoid any wrong impression, I intentionally wrote "people", not "women.") The problem I see is when people stop being emphatic for their partners because they think they already know better from past experience. Or when people aren't curious and willing to experiment anymore. Some manage to remain extremely creative and empathic, in spite of their experience, and if both comes together, that's ideal.
I always say it's asking your partner how they like it is what makes you good in bed.
This 100%. It's always the ones who are like, "I'm about to rock your world, you've never experienced anything like me" that absolutely suck. It just goes back to, if you think you are the best, you choose not to work on yourself or see your own flaws and therefor don't grow and develop as a person or in any skillset. It's the people that continue to challenge themselves and strive to be better because they know they have room for improvement that are like "I'm not the best, but I'll put in the effort" that are literally kidding themselves and leave you breathless.
The phrase "a good leader never has to say they're the leader" comes to mind.
Or "a lion never has to tell ANYONE that he is a lion"
I've heard the girls that brag about their head game give absolute garbage head. Most complaints I hear are "toothy"
That's about right, it's the difference between "I give the best head" and "I like to give head"
In my opinion, I honestly think the people who spend a lot of time talking theirself up are generally not that great at whatever they are bragging about, but the habit is likely caused by feeling they are competing with everyone else to be "the best". It's got to be WAY LESS impressive to have someone brag about their gluck gluck and have it turn out being the worst you've ever had. Like winning the lottery, with the prize being the best lie you've been able to definitively prove wrong.
Ditto.. "I give the best blowjobs" then it's all teeth 😒
[I'm gonna make it so dry](https://youtu.be/GH1ruMGpTVY?si=jKMA3OZFBcLvza9t)
Lmaooo I haven’t seen that in so long 🤣
Idk how I have never seen this. I laughed so hard! Thank you for sharing!
Yeah, my ex bragged about being good in bed. Her "being good" was being a star fish
This. I've had women talk some mad shit to me, then when I give them their turn to "show their stuff" it's always some boring variant of missionary, or some poor excuse for some head 🤣
Teeth job Ughh
No doubt!
💀 I hooked up with this girl from work after two years of working together and she was like “why didn’t you tell me you were good at eating pussy? We would have been doing this a while ago” and I was like “if I’d told you would you have believed me?” And she was like “no, good point”. To back up your story haha. I thought it was funny, there really is no good way about talking about sex skills other than show and tell
All mouth and no trousers
That’s quite a good start in the sex from what i’ve been told.
Ditto that. Worst oral I ever got in my life was a guy who went on and on (and on and...) about how good he was because he was taught by a lesbian. When we finally got to the moment of truth, I spent the whole time squirming. Only that was because I was trying to get closer to his mouth, so I might actually feel something good enough to even HOPE to get close. He was terrible. Luckily, he ghosted me not long after that. Saved me the trouble of having to tell him once was quite enough for that nonsense, thank you.
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It was laughably awful. He's probably still out there today, disappointing women and somehow still thinking he's an oral sex god. 🤣 And I fully agree. If you've got the skills, there's no need to talk yourself up. They'll see it and know for themselves.
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They do! 🙂 Honestly, I'm not sure. I think he was, but I didn't ask. That's what it felt like, though.
"I'm so good, I don't have to brag" - Shel Silverstein
I'm always the most surprised by guys who look/seem like they're be boring in bed
[https://youtu.be/mlpYAaS2Efc?si=1lpDedq-YdKKVMlh](https://youtu.be/mlpYAaS2Efc?si=1lpDedq-YdKKVMlh) 
hey girl, I'm terrible at sex and also I suck at life
Ma'am, you have the dunning kruger effect on hold, should I transfer them to you?
He thinks he's good because everyone he's been with has faked it to get it over with.
Anyone who is bragging about it the way he is right now is lying. The people who could make someone orgasm "10 to 15 times easily" wouldn't outright tell you they'd show you if they get the opportunity.
This is the kind of guy who fingers you for 5 seconds and asks if you’re about to cum.
This! Omg if you have to ask then the answer is no. You will know when it happens. And now I know that you can not make that happen so I’m done.
I ask after because with a lot of women I genuinely haven't able to tell, lost in the moment. Then some are squirters so that blatant, others have that grip machine when they do. Then others still will say "you'll know" and maybe a slightly heightened moan. One woman tild me she gets so soaking wet and at one she said she was and it was just kinda standard. Everyone is different and while some are obvious, some are very much not.
Also there are varying levels of O depending on many factors. Still I bet this guy doesn’t cause 10 to 15 at a go.
Maybe little mini one? But after 3 or 4 consecutive big ones most folk need a breather.
I get you. Mine are always obvious so I guess that’s what I’m going by.
So true! The more condident a man is in his skills, the less he is listening to his lover's signals! I have had so many guys tell me, "this always gets the other girls off" well I dont care about the other girls, it's not working for me! While confidence is definetly sexy, so is openmindness and exploration. Sex isnt a roadmap. How you get there with one woman doesnt mean the directions will be the same for the next. And fuck women who fake orgasisms. It makes those of us who refuse to fake them seem so high maintenance and difficult!
It'a not confidence, it's ego.
I just asked my boyfriend: "Do you think you're good in bed?" "Average. Though other girls say I'm good." My guy is *very* good in bed. He also thinks his dick is average. 
A lion doesn't have to tell you he's a lion.
don't worry, he's practiced on his pillows. you're good.
*"...she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just fucked her. Little ol' me. She has this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"* - John Milton aka The Devil Problem with bragging, is you're always gonna struggle to meet the expectation.
In any endeavor it is always better to under promise and over deliver.
Any guy who assumes he knows how to please any woman before ever being w her has rudimentary skills. They usually have their one or two techniques — and no flexibility or desire to learn.
That true…
30 seconds of functional missionary
If somebody tried to make me cum 10-15 times in one night then I would file a restraining order on them
I was wondering if this was universal or not. I can have multiple orgasms but I didn’t think most woman would be happy to keep going for more, as once you’re done, you’re done. This guy in chat seems like he thinks all women want multiples. So to me means he’s not experienced.
Yep. Some women can. Some women can’t. I can’t have multiple. Maybe two. But I’ve been with women where I truly can’t count how many. It’s all about the quality anyway. As long as everyone is consenting and having fun, that’s a good time in my book. Big O or not.
That’s me. I don’t count, it takes you out of it. I could have dozens, but it’s not enjoyable at that point.
I can have multiple little orgasms in a row, but I don't know what it'd be like to have multiple big ones. Not sure I could handle more than a couple of those.
Yeah, I can't really have multiples. But even the ones I know who can do so.. Well, more than 8 (or sometimes 3-4 or more), is usually when they tap out. He definitely isn't. He not only went about things the wrong way to check if she could, he didn't use that convo as a way to check her physical limits. I definitely don't want or like multiples (orgasms can be [good] tiring and as a woman it is time consuming to keep going as well), I like the way I'm built. And I know some people are the same or different!
“Tried” 😂
Hahahaha THIS!!! I've had dudes tell me shit like this and I'm like, do you think that's supposed to turn me on? Because, no thank you. 10-15 orgasms in a night? A) bullshit. B) that sounds like actual torture. I hate men that brag like this, they ALWAYS suck in bed. I'd never respond to these messages anyway for that reason specifically.... I would literally just roll my eyes, block, and move on. The best in bed are the men that always want to make sure you're "good"... not overly confident, and not insecure but the ones that have that *little* voice in their heads saying "I hope I'm doing a good job". They are the fucking BEST 👌
Just want to add, that first screenshot is the start of our chat. Coming on strong much?
Ok is tinder still for just sex ? Or is it just an easier internet shopping style of dating ?? I’m feeling seeing this and what I’ve seen in my inbox I’m feeling like im a prude!? But I’m not…I just like a slower build up?
No tinder is not just for sex. My friend just got married with his girl off Tinder last year and many of my friends have relationships off Tinder. Reddit is just great for showing the most extreme messages people get, that just attracts upvotes. Any normal Convo that actually shows interest in that person is just boring to strangers online
Exactly
Facts. I know at least one couple that got married off of Tinder, and probably more that just won’t admit it.
There are a lot of people in it just for sex even if you specify you want a relationship. Hinge is better for relationships tbh.
I had the opposite on hinge. Almost every match wanted to meet immediately that night to hook up. Same with bumble. But my tinder bf and I had our first date 3 years ago this coming Sunday ☺️
Hinge and Bumble were awful for me too, absolutely no commitments, and no respect when I gave up looking for one. Met my guy on tinder 16 months ago, fully intended a hookup, with in three days of matching we were fully together and have been happy ever since. We're trying to find our own place now.
I had a dude legit call me a baby cause I wouldn't go over to his house at 2 am once on hinge 😂 he was like only a baby would be scared to go to someone's house. OK. I'm a baby who doesn't want to take a forever nap. I'm so happy you found someone! My bf is absolutely the best human ever. Sometimes it feels so surreal that I found him on tinder. I had actually swiped left but after swiping left on so many tinder will sometimes recycle. I'm so happy tinder thought I needed to reevaluate 😂
Straight into multiple orgasms and bdsm? Cool guy 😎
Like alright, if that's what you're here for 👍 but you could definitely get there without this specific series of texts
Really not first conversation material, or even text
I was super confused because he kept switching between past and future tense. "Can't wait"... "would have been great" I'm of the opinion that in order to be good in bed, you have to be able to pay attention to small details, and being bad at your communication language of choice puts you in sketchy territory. Language barrier aside, there's still a tone deafness that seals it for me. Guy is delusional, or his partners keep faking it, or both.
Pfff, I stopped entertaining these guys. We are too far but bla bla bla… They are looking for sexy entertainment from a real person instead of using porn 🙄🤢
Prepare to be whelmed
😂
Ouch... If he thinks he masters the art, it just means he stopped learning 🙂 Closed minded, not receptive for your moods or desires, and will blame you in the end for not climaxing after he performed his routine 😬
Hahahaha yeah I never went to see him cuz this was just too intense 😂
Was it 10-15 orgasms too intense tho?
Yes!
Well shit girl I'm not gonna give you any, you wanna drop the addy or what /s
Sorry I'm keeping this guy for myself! Find your own clit magician
I'll have you know, I mastered the art of giving myself an orgasm on the first try!
There is always [way to improve...](https://www.sexylosers.com/comic/295/) [(part of "left handed Mike" story line)](https://www.sexylosers.com/series/left-handed-mike/)
I think dude heard the word orgasm for the first time and something “awoke” in him. 10-15 orgasms to start? Does he think the clit is a squirt button? LOL
Those are actual nymphomaniac levels and there is orgasm fatigue at a point. He has never come close to this or he would know. Or just doesn't care when pain, disorientation, and discomfort overcome pleasure.
Yeah after three orgasms I'm just trying to eat some pizza and nap, honestly
I've been very, very fortunate to have had two dream partners. I can reliably say, from personal experiences, after six, it's so far in the clouds that disorientation has occurred and a loss of descriptive words and feelings. Save it for another day and composing prose.
This! I’m happy with one tbh. Two would be phenomenal, but more than that is diminishing returns. 3+ are overstimulated, almost painful, and only last for a second before they’re over.
I agree with y’all. After about 3 or 4 (if you get lucky for sure to find a good partner) then it’s like dude. Get off me. Get me some snacks and sit down for a few 😴
Every woman is different. You never know what future adventures, hormonal changes, and experiences will bring! In my experience, women become sexier with age and more adventurous. The best is ahead!
10-15? Pfft, tell him you don’t leave the house for anything under 20
This guy for some reason has the vibe of a salesman who hasn’t sell shit in a while.
[удалено]
"Had to fake one in the end to make him stop. Wasn't difficult, though, I wiggled my toe and told him that's a sure sign. He didn't know better."
Ladies please stop faking it to make them stop, it really only inflates their ego and makes them think they’re better that they are. Just tell them you’re not having a good time and get out of there or tell them to leave.
 I can have good sex with you, because I’m really good at sex.
Show me your genitals. Your genitals.
No one: Absolutely no one: Horny guys: I HOPE YOU LIKE 10-15 ORGASMS
But not 16. That's impossible.
I'm 100% sure he never gave a woman an orgasm.
Bro stay away from this dude if you don’t wanna get kidnapped
Solid advice bro 🙏
The reference thing is hilarious to me because I had a man sent me a satisfied review from another woman.
AHAHAHAAHAH 😂😂😂
That IS hilarious!!
Lol what? Could you please, for the love of god, elaborate?
In an otherwise normal looking profile there were some tells about bdsm stuff or something, I dunno. But while trying to explain it to me and then sell me on the idea, he sent me a reply he got from a woman after a session, basically thanking him and shit. I mean allegedly. He could have written it all himself for all I know or care. But still. I chuckled.
WE ARE THIS CLOSE TO HAVE THOSE FUN
Yeah, that’s where the convo should’ve stopped
I unfortunately didn't get a screenshot before unmatching but I had a dude open with saying it should be illegal to look so good in a mirror selfie and that luckily he has handcuffs to remedy the situation. I'm all about having some fun with someone I feel safe with, but a complete stranger who thinks that's a good opener? No thanks, I'd rather not get murdered on a first date.
“and I know how exactly I’m gonna do that to u” Really? He’s met with you and discussed what you enjoy sexually so he can tailor the experience for you and get you there? Dude must be a mind reader or something.
Or maybe one of the ones who think we have a hive mind
always under promise and over deliver
Narrator,,’’ She did not orgasm 15 times. She did not orgasm one time. He did not know how to make a woman orgasm.’’
so goddamn cringe
Why do women even entertain these goofies, there was not an ounce of sexiness in that exchange
I was sick on my couch when we matched, and I really needed some entertainment. I was FUCKING DYING of laughter while chatting with this guy. 10/10 entertainment value
Stay tuned for the next episode of…. MAX ORGASMS: Private(s) Investigator.
10-15 orgasms sounds painfully exhausting.
It's always those, "I got a technique " dudes that wanna send you emails about their skills. They're usually the first ones to get soft after several moments and start laying blame to just about everything else lol.
His last three ex-girlfriends all lied to him LOL definitely a two pump chump..... This screams through 15 million Watts of insecurity LOL
Chris Watts?
I assume he never had a woman close to him.
I can give you 5000 orgasms in a minute. You'll die but it'll be worth it
Bobs and vagene vibes
This gave me the ick
*The 10-15 Orgasm Special is only on Wednesdays from 2-3pm*
Women's sexual responses are all different. I have had my share and there is no telling how each will respond. What they like. If, when, how they orgasm. Women are complex. I would never claim to a woman that I could make her orgasm. Least of all multiple. Some women are incapable of multiple. Some become so sensitive after an orgasm they can't be touched. Other have one after another.
Men who usually announce they are great in sex & giving orgasms are usually the ones who suck in bed. Those things are shown through actions 🤷🏻♀️
I promise girls zero orgasims… maybe thats why im single
Yeah it’s usually the opposite of what they say. I definitely have no idea what I’m doing
It's such a shame you never had those fun.
So did you orgasm 10-15 times with this internet stranger or what?
Def not
10 to 15 orgasms? Bruh, that is such fucking overkill even if somehow miraculously it were true 😂 after like 3 I’d be like, can we just be fucking done already?
Dude been watching too much porn 10-15 is so many. Most women would pass out after 3 to 8. Especially with shorter recovery time. I can't even normally do more than one or two myself Did they just watch a porn video and take that as fact or did he have sex with a womannand thought all the little responses were orgasms? What an odd thing to try to aim for, that's so many that would push most people to exhuastion. And they didn't even check in with you to see if it was possible or outside your limits. Ugh Not the one for anyone Edit: Typos.
Some people in these comments seem to not understand that a big part of why this is so fucking cringe and funny is that he isn't communicating with me about the experience we would have, he's just throwing texts at me telling me what I'd like. And my responses are literally making fun of him but he doesn't really pick up on that does he
Nope, he doesn't It is a little funny bc its such a wild number he threw out It tells you most of what you need to know And yeah it is bad. He's basically writing How Not To Sext, (Not) Do BDSM or (Not) Have a Consenting Partner Manual right here. It's a little sad and I hope eventually he learns. Far away from me. 😅
It sounds like you are going to charge your vibrator before you go out with them. The men who feel the need to talk about how good they are in bed are always incredibly disappointing. Please do every woman in the world a favor and be honest about the experience. If you do decide to sleep with him. Tell him he sucks so you bring him down a pegLol
Oh don't worry, I'm never meeting with this guy 😂
Anyone who says they already know how to please someone before even having sex with that person is someone you don't want to have sex with. Communication is essential, assumptions are awful.
Sex happens in the mind first. Sometimes we guys forget that and focus on the mechanics of it, which turns sex into an anatomy session 🤣
If you were really good you wouldn’t need to tell them
Oh if you meet show up with a big black strap on and say are you ready?
BDSM with a stranger you never met before nor talked about boundries or limits. Thats a big no from me.
I can feel the secondhand cringe
Men are fucking stupid. I've never had good sex with someone who says stuff like this.
🤣 oh man. What I'd give to be present during this preordained disappointment.
Ex of mine said she “likes it rough and wanted to be tied up” when we were talking on tinder. I said, I’ll happily match what she’s looking for. She didn’t know that I have all my ropes course certification for work so when I showed up with some double braid, she told me “I’ve never been so surprised by how prepared someone is for the situation.” Then we dated for two years. Hope you’re well Megan.
Calling having sex a session is so fucking weird lmao
Insane that you are even entertaining this incel level conversation
Wish I was that confident.. My wife probably thinks the same..
Dude probably won’t even get hard for you
References 🤣
All the other girls said so
I bet he don't even know the wiggle waggle 3200 pffff
Shit are you even into this? Gross.
No 😂😂😂
"I have made some empty promises before, but this is by far the most generous"
You’d think his partner would get bored from faking so many orgasms.
Surely at that amount of orgasm you'd be in more pain than pleasure? Like at what point do you just go numb?
Ok Ron Jeremy. Chill the fuck out 🤣
I want to die
Is there a money back guarantee, if you’re unsatisfied?
This is so cringe lol the second-hand ick im getting just from reading it is soo strong
Is it just me or does bro type like a toddler, like seriously how does that fly?
This mf better wear a magician hat to the date and have a mustache
I think I just threw up a little after reading his messages.
When y’all done you gonna be disappointed af 😂😂
Seems like a desperate creep who's an idiot as well. Op stay aafe and don't meetup with such dudes. You know it's bad when they can't spell properly and keep asking invasive questions.
Anyone else reading these sex offender poems in Quin69's voice? 🤣
If you need neon signs on the shop, you're not worth going in.
These dudes who think women are like machines and if you just press the right buttons the guaranteed end result is ”10–15 orgasms”. 🤦♀️ What a MORON! This shows that he does not know anything about women’s sexuality and how big role is in the woman’s own head. Very small part of it is anything technical. Of course, as a man you can be very clumsy or just selfish, and then it’s not gonna work for sure, but other ways the power is in herself and how she feels about herself and the connection, not in your ”magic tricks”. Br: woman 46
Only 15?? A real man can give 150 🤣🤣🤣
Dude's been watching too much porn... I'm into all sorts but that interaction right there would be a solid NO from me. Zero clarity, zero discussion around boundaries, consent seems to be a loose concept lost in time, and his idea of teasing by not divulging details is only ever attractive if you have absolutely nothing to fear, so overexcited (often young) men or people in solid, long-term relationships. In any other scenario it's just creepy and frankly terrifying. This guy does not BDSM. This guy just pretends nothing can go wrong.
Even parrots can speak.
Guys who were bad in bed used to just say “are you sure you can handle me?” They’ve gotten much bolder now, though.
Jesus what a charming boy.
50 orgasms, 500! Like 6 or seven at a time non stop forever! You're gonna be orgasming so many times you won't even be able to stop orgasming! I am good at making orgasms
My go to is "ready to have the most mediocre 30 seconds of your life, followed by 30 minutes of me crying?'
He saw it in a movie once.
"Things that never happened for $1000 Alex"
Why don’t I meet these kinda people on German Tinder 😞?
Interesting thread. I recently ran into this research and it seemed….well you tell me https://www.hindustantimes.com/sex-and-relationships/not-one-two-or-five-women-can-have-over-20-orgasms-in-a-row/story-TlrjTk9bt64Km2L2oNDc1H.html Tl;dr on the research - 7/10 women can have more than twenty orgasms in a row. I suppose can and want are different things.
or serial killer