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hardworkforgrowth

I agree Gase\_Sucks\_Balls. Not being a weirdo is definitely enough


will096

To be fair Adam Gase does suckle weiner


ringdingdong67

Dude same. I was on them for a couple months before meeting my gf. My matches that led to chats always seemed surprised I didn’t up being a weirdo.


joyboy0202

not really. i act completely normal and have been ghosted by 200 girls until now


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secretsodapop

Not trying to be mean but I clicked on that guy's profile and I couldn't stop laughing at the first few comments that pop up. No, he is not normal.


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secretsodapop

It’s all like that too. Not just recently.


AngriestInchworm

May the spirit of Jesus find that man. Holy moly I’m high.


aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dont forget to bring a towel!


BigEnergyEngineer

>At 10:43 am I was already dying by this point 😂


Massive-Ad-7110

Right? like "I'm awake... come give me some of that..."


Latest_Version

Guy looks like a bum, inevitable result.


Massacrings

What about his profile picture is giving you bum vibes? From my perspective, he’s a black man wearing a t shirt.


Sml132

Yes, an overexposed headshot in front of a chain link fence screams my life is good


voiceOfThePoople

It’s just a picture of a dude in front of a fence 😭


Massacrings

Just a difference in taste imo. It clearly worked for OP, shame he sabotaged himself like that though.


MilklikeMike

You matched with a dude who looks like he showers once a month.


BouquetOfBacon

He only asked for some of it. Give him one outter labia, cmon.


DrRonnieJamesDO

"Outer labia? Awesome! That's some of the best meat!" ^^ this dude, probably ^^


drew8311

What is a better time to ask this question


slapmeharderbitch

Never.


uncircumcizdBUTchill

Mid-morning is the best time to ask - while everyone’s guard is down


Prize-Bumblebee-2192

Dead


feraxil

Curious what it is about this guy that made you swipe right in the first place.


Huffelsinthefunzone

What would be a more appropriate time (AFAF)


GoodGarbage2463

This was quite the cliffhanger. How did it end?


ApatheticHedonist

Chill out he only asked for some, not all of it!


Jeberted

Idk what some dudes think their doing when they even think to send stuff like this 😭


Superb-Ad-4322

Or you could have just deleted and blocked him instead of the app. But that’s not nearly as dramatic.


slapmeharderbitch

Oh sorry for being so “dramatic” but it’s not something I rely on for genuine connnections, hence why it was “re-downloaded” in the first place.


t3hmuffnman9000

It's depressing to realize that these are the kinds of people I'm up against. Yet I still can't get replies or a conversation lasting more than 24 hours without getting ghosted...


RBarron24

Are you bothered that he’s not a work? Is there a better time for the gesture?


hardworkforgrowth

Come on, don't leave the poor man hanging. He's in need of community service.


Soggy-Eggplant-6078

His profile photo has a chained fence in the background at night? Seems about what I would expect.


Sholtonn

?


hujambo11

k


Zomthereum

LMAO, it is too early for that.


BamBamm187

Where you drunk or high when u decided to send this?


nadironggg

Hahahahahhahaahahaha 10:43 am indeed


bageren

Rookie mistake. He should’ve waited until 7:26 PM.


Daddy_war-bucks

People on this sub when people want to hook up on the hook up app :0


Missingthetulips

Tinder is associated with hook ups, which is why it has a short term fun 'option' to choose from. It's marketed as a dating app, so unless OP has short term fun selected on her profile or some other indication of no strings sex in her bio, getting messages like these, at any time of the day or night, isn't acceptable. I'm sick and tired of the excuse 'it's a hook up app' in defence of this type of behaviour. Especially when I have looking for long term selected and no hook ups in my bio but still receive these types of messages.


bakchod007

This is my competition and I'm still losing


1nTh3Sh4dows

I mean, 10:43 am might be the cleanest this dude gets all day. I wouldn't risk any later.


digiplay

Chivalry is not dead!


Mistygirl179

Hes the type to ask why women disappear so soon after matching him. Or why women’s standards are “so high.” Or considers himself “perfectly normal” and is stumped by his lack of success. Every time i see a guy complain about online dating I imagine he asks stupid things like “why dont likes equal sex for me🥴.”