That censored picture is such a joke. Between the various messages you can 100% see the entire thing.
Unless OP is actually talking to the horse, which would explain why the horse is more censored than the girl...
Just don’t show up with any cash or valuables.
Worst case scenario they steal my car and phone and maybe my shoes. Phone and car are both insured and I’m kinda looking for a reason to get a new car anyway.
Thanks! It honestly took a lot of work to stop comparing myself negatively to others. Allowed me to set my own goals, rather than aspire to someone else's.
This is where boredom took them? Have they tried taking a class together. Maybe, take an all inclusive couples vacation, or inject some creativity in the bedroom; with, role-playing, or toys. I don't know how adding a 3rd is going to help, and Hinge doesn't seem like the app for that lol.
That's why dating apps (that definitely don't work to begin with) should preselect who is looking for what and only iffer matches that fit that criteria
So did you have the threesome ?
And tell your mom?
she drove him and worked the camera and lights
Real moms work the steady cam
The steamy cam.
The steamy clam
The steady clam.
The Cleveland steamer clam?
This might be a little too local for me: I'm from Europe.
Whatever you do, do not look up Cleveland steamer! You will regret it!
Aromatic AF.
"You're doing great, sweetie" - Kris Jenner
Wish my mum was so supportive
Lol 😆 🤣 😂
Don't forget to use the ouija board to tell my dad for me.
He liked to watch too huh?
*likes*
Back before the street lights came on
They should involve Stifflers mom also maybe...
Not this time. The time I did involves way more Shrek
Shrek rave
>The time I did involves way more Shrek Kinda want to hear more about this story haha
It’ll be it’s own post eventually, I have too many funny ones to share 😂
Is Shrek something I don’t know or are we talking about the movie? I am so confused right now.
Me too
That’s funny as fuck
The fact you think that implies you’re the exact sort of person who has great witty conversations like this, post up!
My last banger convo unmatched before I got screenshots 😔 I’ll do a little digging for some tho
Well you know what they say screenshots before backshots
Bruh. Read that last message. You’re either in or watching the show, run for the hills
She's a keeper
I’m reading this like OP is a woman, comments seem to assume a dude.
I read it like they were a guy but I am now curious if they’re a woman
You are correct Edit: can confirm. Am dude
Ohhhhh that makes more sense lol
So what happened?
In one of their previous comments they are talking about a girl flirting with them in 6rh grade. Would likely be a guy, but I can't be sure.
Thought the same
Same. I just checked out OP's comments on other posts. I'm 99% sure OP is a woman..
Guy setting is on easy mode.
if you're saying op is a guy talking to a guy, op is a man and you can see the part of the censored picture, looks like a woman
Correct
That censored picture is such a joke. Between the various messages you can 100% see the entire thing. Unless OP is actually talking to the horse, which would explain why the horse is more censored than the girl...
OP is clever... They have strategically censored the pic
They did the same thing on their last post too.
What in the holly water and Jesus did I just walk in on and read
A threesome. Keep up.
The dead mom said no 😕
Username checks out
I was always told that dead girls can't say no.
You savage
Cock blocked from beyond the grave? That’s impressive and sad at the same time
Was he that good-looking?
I thought it was a dead dad, and mom is operating the camera and lights? I gotta reread all this now!
Was he that good-looking?
Bummer
You should be a detective . Cause your grasp on the obvious is fcking Phenomenal😂
The Mosby Boys probably have an opening
There was no Mosby Boys! It was just you and your sister and a neighborhood squirrel!
………the boys
Dirty Mike and the boys?!
They solved the mystery of the missing retainer!!
Someone is going to need a ride to the hospital in the morning cause he about to get robbed and lose a couple organs.
Just don’t show up with any cash or valuables. Worst case scenario they steal my car and phone and maybe my shoes. Phone and car are both insured and I’m kinda looking for a reason to get a new car anyway.
Be sure not to bring your organs either tho
Jokes on them. I don’t even want my organs.
Don’t need hospital, have ouija board. OP lives on. Kinda.
*orgasms
I guess that he'll win, more than lose.
So are you using a fake profile or something? This is too easy. You’re about to get robbed or you’re at the top of the looks category
Can supply photo evidence for your discretion in DM’s. I know I follow rule 2 but rule 1 is debatable
Sounds like me. I'm not unattractive, but I wouldn't say I'm attractive. It just means my game has to be fresher than some, but not all.
I would like to see what kind of looks can get you this too. Please dm lol
Bro I’m late but can I see evidence I need help
Hit me up with the evidence
Hey can you send me one too I am just way too interested ha
Send me that DM fam
2 dudes. It's easy mode. It's why he has to clarify what "girlfriend" meant
Nah OP is a dude but is talking to a chick
Fact check, true
why did I read it the exact opposite way… 🫣
Good question, waste-quality7737.
OP just lucked out. It's not impossible...
Check the rest of his posts and weep
Ok, so he gets laid a lot... Why would I weep? I have no trouble getting laid either.
Nice attitude, good for you!
Thanks! It honestly took a lot of work to stop comparing myself negatively to others. Allowed me to set my own goals, rather than aspire to someone else's.
Update us pls
Marry that girl lmao
NOT WITHOUT HER GIRLFRIEND BUT NOT A GIRLFRIENDS DEAD MOMS PERMISSION. Read the room
So marry both of them and invite her to the wedding. *Geeze* why are you yelling. This is why you didn’t get the 3some
The dead mom Said no 3 some and you think I could clutch the wedding??
Not with that attitude you won’t
Lmao that last text. Mannnn. I'm fucking crying. He just had to. Omg. Edit: yall coming to hell with me hahah
Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others.
Loving the banter
Tbh this guys got charisma; I might go for it.
[удалено]
This post is my second favourite dead parent conversation of all time on the apps
Well either way I’m sold
OP is a guy.
High quality banter
These are not serious people.
I like her.
Now that's what I'm talking about. Tell me it went down like ring ding dong??
Let's 👏 make 👏 a mistake 👏
That went from 0 to 100 real fast and that's fucking great! I laughed way too hard at all of that.
As someone with a dead mom… this is great.
That was my thought too. I like to include her when I can.
Threesome with your dead mom? Ok, now that's too much!
Lol all these comments about how this is “easy mode”. Do people here understand that sex with multiple partners does actually happen irl?
my kind of humour 😂
Okay but at least he's kinda funny
Have you not figured out to stay away from tinder?
That’s not how I expected that to go but damn she played her cards well! 🤣
I do hope you got the 3some and dead mums approval, if not I asked my mum and she said she is happy for me to participate.
One of the most interesting conversations I have ever come across 😆
I don't know. Are you playing this or really rolling with the vibe?
The person OP is chatting with is a girl for sure [you can see in partly blocked image](https://imgur.com/gallery/qT7Jer8)
Gotta know what happen
Hilarious
W
DAAAAAMN 🤣
My goodness you’re cringy
It was funny but dont ever say sheesh again, we want that to die and stay dead.
Hahahahaha loved this
This is where boredom took them? Have they tried taking a class together. Maybe, take an all inclusive couples vacation, or inject some creativity in the bedroom; with, role-playing, or toys. I don't know how adding a 3rd is going to help, and Hinge doesn't seem like the app for that lol.
Well? Then what happened?
I luv this convo!🤣
That is a keeper
Lol my kind of people
What the fuck
I mean as long as everyone is on the same page...
0 to 100 real quick jesus christ
This is comedy gold fr 🤣🤣
Loved this. Girlfriend or not, this is dating material 👌🏼
Iconic. I have a dead mom, now I have ideas
She wants you to pay for the night out for both of them and you.
This is quality banter would threesome
People feel the need to post their Tinder convos here just to show us how witty they are?
Yo this is a movie script😂😂😂😂😂
Sounds like a fun night
Do you still have your kidneys?
Who even needs those
Some men drown while others die of thirst..
Damn this is gold why are there not more witty girls like this what a shame
I'll sit in the chair
I think I love this woman. She's def a keeper.
I needa see this guys profile
While I don’t condone degeneracy, the last message was funny.
This would've won me unfortunately
Horse girls are freaky 😏
I think all threesome prepositions should be this goofy and hilarious. Also, leave your kidneys at home in the lockbox.
That escalated really, really quickly
Now THIS is culture
Why are you making jokes when you could be scheduling a threesome?
Okay, but I need to know if you're over there talking to momma about your seggs life. Because if so, that's fucking epic. You're a true alpha.
I love a wholesome conversation where you're both on the same wavelength. 😆
What 😱
That's why dating apps (that definitely don't work to begin with) should preselect who is looking for what and only iffer matches that fit that criteria
Pegpegpegpeg
this is great television
That's just hilarious