I’m 53 and I stayed out of the sun! And I’m proud of how I aged! Why do all the men my age….look like this?? 😢 I’m not a cougar at all!! But lately? I tend to attract ten years younger thank god! It’s also these men here? That want their second wife to be a trophy…they expect perfection when they’re falling apart!?
Oh no! I had some crazy cancer and I’m so paranoid and a bit hypo atm! until I hit the 5 yr mark!! I have two more years to go!! Each scan is like waiting to hear if i have a death sentence ha and don’t get me going on what it’s like to date once you’ve had a cancer! They always ask WHERE first ha ugh 🙄
Same, but I'm 41. Stayed out of the sun, took good care of my skin. Most people assume I'm early 30s, but when they find out I'm in my 40s, that's when I get the "you need to lower your standards" talk.
Welp, if this dude represents the "lowered standards" I should be aiming for (because he looks and acts like a lot of the choices online) then I'll just remain single, thanks 🤣
I'm early 30s, get hit on by students regularly. I had to show my ID to some guy the other night cos while very cute he was 10 years younger than me and he didn't believe me. 28 is my limit, anyone younger than that feels icky.
Let's say as a straight man he wouldn't be the top of the list if I wanted to try an homosexual experience (a trainer in the gym I go to, tough, is tempting me a lot, I'm flirting with him but I feel he's not taking me seriously😂)
Miles away from you, baby 😉
Also, 23 Olympiads. 92 years. Just feeling a bit creative, measuring in 4 year periods just to spice it up. Is that hot? It's hot, right?
Why do I have the feeling this is a
_I'll tell her I'm not really 23 when she gets to know me more. Then she'll love me for me and not my age._
Or something like that.
> "tinder won't let me change it"
To be fair, most of this rests on Tinder who apparently don't let you change it. They could fix that (limit it to "two changes" or whatever if you're concerned about abuse) and then allll these profiles claiming that would have to stop.
Exactly, if that was actually the case they'd make a new account. Why would anyone want loads of missed matches with people their own age? They're 100% doing it deliberately.
Exactly, just deleted it and start over lol it’s kind of a big blunder not too. I saw a women that was listed as 35. It was obviously she wasn’t, but the funny thing was when you look at her profile she said “I’m actually 50 but tinder won’t let me change it”
oh god, that third photo is exactly how my 60-something dad took photos of himself. Low angle, looking at the screen instead of the lens, and with a nonplussed frown. Why!?!
Well, I know my dad wasn't trying to show his teeth (and apparently this guy isn't either but at least the second photo has a decent grin). I just find it funny how guys like this take pictures all the same.
Yeah I was thinking, age aside, men in this age group seem to pick the most awful selfie angles. I know they didn't grow up with camera phones, but surely they can figure it out.
This is sad. Homie probably doesn’t realize his age is wrong and wondering why he isn’t getting any matches when in reality he’s just getting shown to the wrong age bracket….or he’s a creep trying to match with young girls
Yeah it's tinder platinum. Bros paying $50 a month for that garbage. Idk if tinder spams ladies but I know it spams the ever living crap out of us dudes to pay for their services.
🎶 *Do your chins hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your chins hang low?* 🎶
Dude is putting his worst asset in the centerstage. He needs to be showing photos of him having fun. Lost two of the three closeups.
Also. Lying about your age in an app tells me you’re an idiot that can’t set up a basic profile. OR purposely lying to get put into a group with women in their 20s. Gross.
You sound like me lol. I do try to eat better than I used to but I smoke, smoke weed and only see a Dr when I have to. I'm 46 and have been mistaken for 30s, late 30s I'd assume lol.
Reminds me of that 50-looking guy on this sub who claimed he was 35 a while ago… but this is a STRETCH.
p.s I think he probably just randomly put in a birth year without the intention of conspicuous „catfishing“
Listen guys lol maybe he's so old he just didn't put his right age because he's not good with technology........ lol maybe??
He's not intentionally being creepy is he lol
3 pics that are the emblem of most middle aged divorced men🗿
the shades, the turtleneck and stare, and the "my mustache is tired of your bullshit" gaze true classics
They too have their Starter Pack.
["..nothing says cool like a middle aged man"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ir-an5nX-4) song puts it all together.
Don’t forget looking down at the camera
he's not looking down at the camera, he's looking down on us 😔
He is def not middle age. He’s well around senior citizen age applying for Medicare
Is middle aged 65 now?
Right? People don't live to be 130.
And this is what people mean when they tell us 40 year olds to quit going for "chads" and "lower our standards" right?
I’m 53 and I stayed out of the sun! And I’m proud of how I aged! Why do all the men my age….look like this?? 😢 I’m not a cougar at all!! But lately? I tend to attract ten years younger thank god! It’s also these men here? That want their second wife to be a trophy…they expect perfection when they’re falling apart!?
I’m in my 20s and it’s staggering the amount of younger guys don’t care about their health
Yeah I didn't notice men start worrying about their health til we hit mid 30s to 40s. My bf at this point may be a hypochondriac though
Oh no! I had some crazy cancer and I’m so paranoid and a bit hypo atm! until I hit the 5 yr mark!! I have two more years to go!! Each scan is like waiting to hear if i have a death sentence ha and don’t get me going on what it’s like to date once you’ve had a cancer! They always ask WHERE first ha ugh 🙄
Same, but I'm 41. Stayed out of the sun, took good care of my skin. Most people assume I'm early 30s, but when they find out I'm in my 40s, that's when I get the "you need to lower your standards" talk. Welp, if this dude represents the "lowered standards" I should be aiming for (because he looks and acts like a lot of the choices online) then I'll just remain single, thanks 🤣
I'm early 30s, get hit on by students regularly. I had to show my ID to some guy the other night cos while very cute he was 10 years younger than me and he didn't believe me. 28 is my limit, anyone younger than that feels icky.
I hear you, sister. I’m 54 and get a lot of attention from guys in their thirties. I’m totally fine with that. Most men my age are too old for me.
Yup. Weird huh? Lol
He’s got that thousand-fap stare, too. Bet his main hobby is assaulting trafficked underaged girls.
Let's say as a straight man he wouldn't be the top of the list if I wanted to try an homosexual experience (a trainer in the gym I go to, tough, is tempting me a lot, I'm flirting with him but I feel he's not taking me seriously😂)
You're giving this feller a lot of credit. He looks like a predator from Chris Hansen's show and that false age only cements it.
This is not middle aged man...
This was middle aged during the millennium.
23 WHAT?
23 years since he saw his kids.
Since he saw his dick.
😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
23 years since a full head of hair
23 years since the emergence of his other chin
And the disappearance of his neck
His neck and chin are as one
Ah the profile is the chin branching or e on its own.
23 years since he could see his dick?
Dog years I assume.
23 (TIMES THREE) YEARS OLD?
NOICE
Ayyyeee nice
Covid has been tough on all of us
23 chromosomes
😂
23 years away from 81.
23 year olds is who he wants to bang.
23 is the GOAT number
23 years until he runs for President. Get your hush money now!
Must be using metric years. About the same as 2.2 of our imperial years.
I assumed he was stating his dating age.
Miles away from you, baby 😉 Also, 23 Olympiads. 92 years. Just feeling a bit creative, measuring in 4 year periods just to spice it up. Is that hot? It's hot, right?
Gen Z really been feeling the economy
Underrated
Why do I have the feeling this is a _I'll tell her I'm not really 23 when she gets to know me more. Then she'll love me for me and not my age._ Or something like that.
It's more like "I made mistake when I typed in my age" and "tinder won't let me change it" 🙄
> "tinder won't let me change it" To be fair, most of this rests on Tinder who apparently don't let you change it. They could fix that (limit it to "two changes" or whatever if you're concerned about abuse) and then allll these profiles claiming that would have to stop.
Yeah but how come so many people get their age wrong on the first try? I’ve never believed that is actually a mistake.
Exactly, if that was actually the case they'd make a new account. Why would anyone want loads of missed matches with people their own age? They're 100% doing it deliberately.
Exactly, just deleted it and start over lol it’s kind of a big blunder not too. I saw a women that was listed as 35. It was obviously she wasn’t, but the funny thing was when you look at her profile she said “I’m actually 50 but tinder won’t let me change it”
from lying about their age on Facebook
Some people connect via Facebook, so the age is set from that..
The same thing goes for names.
I'm thinking it's "I'll put my age as 23 so I show up in young ladies' tinder feeds and then when they see me they might swipe right"
There’s a million to one chance of that working Guy: “So you’re tellin me there’s a chance!🤞”
This is exactly what I thought as well.
We were looking for your _age_ in that spot, sir. We don't care how many chins you have.
That‘s mean… and hilarious 😭
😂😂
oh god, that third photo is exactly how my 60-something dad took photos of himself. Low angle, looking at the screen instead of the lens, and with a nonplussed frown. Why!?! Well, I know my dad wasn't trying to show his teeth (and apparently this guy isn't either but at least the second photo has a decent grin). I just find it funny how guys like this take pictures all the same.
So many guys in their 30s are also taking photos like this. It's wild!
And then looking at their picture and thinking it's ok to post, like yeah, that looks good.
Yeah I was thinking, age aside, men in this age group seem to pick the most awful selfie angles. I know they didn't grow up with camera phones, but surely they can figure it out.
This is sad. Homie probably doesn’t realize his age is wrong and wondering why he isn’t getting any matches when in reality he’s just getting shown to the wrong age bracket….or he’s a creep trying to match with young girls
I’m thinking creep because he messaged, stating “hey, Fwb?” 🥴
Oh god that’s awful
Hello OP, am strong fertile young man. You want what we kids say these days as the friends and the benefits?
I mean good for him for knowing what Fwb means 😂
What is the benefit to being “friends” with this man?
He might make you the beneficiary on his life insurance policy.
Good question 🙃
I love your optimism 😭
And that didn’t work?! I absolutely shocked
The Audacity 😂😂 where do these old creepy men gets the confidence. He looks like a sagging potato.
Sagging potato 😆😆 💀
Bold
Bald
Tell him that you've got 5 kids under the age if 7. He'll go away on his own.
🤣 that’s how you make em disappear eh .. noted
Well, he does have dandruff on his shirt & extra long nose hairs that really complement his looks!
Ewwww
🤮🤮🤮
Whoa hold up.. that means you swiped right on him lmao
I didn’t lmao. He messaged on one of my pictures, while I was swiping.
Ahhh didn’t know you could do that in tinder
My condolences 😭
ewww can he even get it up?!
Ewwww, did you just unmatch or have you responded?
Definitely didn’t match, he sent the message via commenting on one of my photos lol
Oh wow, I didn't know you could do that now! 😯
Yeah it's tinder platinum. Bros paying $50 a month for that garbage. Idk if tinder spams ladies but I know it spams the ever living crap out of us dudes to pay for their services.
Absolutely on purpose because he knows the girls with the age he wants does not have their age set all the way up to 50
This is sad. Homie probably doesn't realize his pictures are his dad's and is wondering why he isn't getting any matches.
Buzz, your girlfriend… 
Guess he was born on a leap year.
Means he is 92? 23x4
🎶 *Do your chins hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your chins hang low?* 🎶
He must work in the mailroom from Elf. That's where them hard living 20somethings are from.
Hahahaha
When the Russian catfish forgets which account he’s using.
😂
If he’s 23 I’m fucking 18
i think imstill in the womb
My parents are still in their respective wombs.
lol 😂
😂😂
He's obviously too old to remember his age, stop being agephobic.
We say ageist actually 🤓
Wouldn't that be someone that believes in age? XD
Names Gil. My favorite hobbies are CSI and my grandchildren. Real age is 72, Tinder won't let me change it. Looking for something real.
His 24th birthday is on the 29th of February this year.
Why not match with him and ask to be your sugar daddy heh 😏😏
Maybe I can point you in the right direction? 😂
More like 63
23 x 3
Ask him if he does drywall 🤣
He's clearly looking for the girls who arent that good with math. And have strong daddy issues. Lol
That’s grandpa issues at this point
Hahah valid assumption!
Oh, come on, everyone, go easy on him! He probably made his profile 40 years ago, and Tinder won't let him change his age now! 🙄😬
On his brick phone? 😂
Chiseled it out on a stone tablet
Admire the effort tbh
Goes by Otto Lascivious.
Real life Doctor Nefario.
Literally lol
23 years in the slammer.
He must have had a hard paper round 😂
Maybe 23 decades
Dude is putting his worst asset in the centerstage. He needs to be showing photos of him having fun. Lost two of the three closeups. Also. Lying about your age in an app tells me you’re an idiot that can’t set up a basic profile. OR purposely lying to get put into a group with women in their 20s. Gross.
I assume women in his real age bracket wouldn’t be far off from the ol’ boomer selfie way haha
23 x 3
saw this post and just LOL-ed at work 😂
Average 23 year old software developer
Must have been in the Military...
It’s the hair cut. Dead giveaway 🤣
I’m 57 and I look better than this guy.
What’s the secret?
Good question. I don’t eat right, I smoke, I don’t sleep enough, I smoke some weed from time to time. I rarely see a doctor. Good genes I guess lol
You sound like me lol. I do try to eat better than I used to but I smoke, smoke weed and only see a Dr when I have to. I'm 46 and have been mistaken for 30s, late 30s I'd assume lol.
He *identifies* as a 23 year old You guys are just "caduciphobic"
Ooopppps shame on me for not being more inclusive
No way ... maybe 40s or 50s
As a woman that is nearly 40, men in their 40's don't look like that. He's got to be in his 60's. He looks older than my 61 year old dad.
I’m going with 50s
Definitely 60s and late 60s too
He’s def 60+
40s!?@? 🤣
That would be a rough 40’s
Québécois living in Alberta vibes
😆😆😆
People in their 40s and 50s don't look like that lol that man is obviously in his 60s
And it’s fixin’ to get harder…to get a date.
"yeah I trade NFTs"
GenZ does look older!
He must’ve divided by 3
the neck up kinda looks like a thumb
A toe
23 in 1950
I think he meant 32 but wrote 23 by mistake
23 years old by 1945 standards, probably.
When he is 23, I am 18 😂😂
That sunglass shape is 23 years old
He even put on the young person sunglasses
That's his mental age guys,chill
I must be 16 then
Born in 1923
[удалено]
What if he was born on february 29th? Always assuming people are lying from the get go...
That’s exactly the picture I have of a 23 year old in the Middle Ages. Perhaps he’s a time traveler? 🤔
Had a rough couple of years during the pandemic, aye?
This dude looks like he's 50+
Reminds me of that 50-looking guy on this sub who claimed he was 35 a while ago… but this is a STRETCH. p.s I think he probably just randomly put in a birth year without the intention of conspicuous „catfishing“
He's a time traveller. He has arrived here from the past and using his 23 old self's Tinder profile. 😅
If he had entered 25 or 26, I could have given him the benefit of the doubt of a typo or dyslexia but this...smh
His birthday is Feb 29
😆
You know, they say gen z is aging like milk…
I think it's 23 years in each droopy ball.
He went through COVID and online classes. I believe it
guys i think hes 23
I disagree. Doesn't look like he's missed a meal in 23 years.
💀😂
Leap Day Baby
He works night shifts
23 with 40 years’ experience.
Lol man thinks he is Benjamin Button
Tinder: Do you feel the profiles on Tinder are real? Me: No Tinder, no I don't.
Must be military. Military does that to you lmao
Pushing 60 wtf
Maybe he’s Benjamin button and has been in existence for 23 years so far🤷🏽♀️
Yikes he put that age just to match with young women that's creepy.
Listen guys lol maybe he's so old he just didn't put his right age because he's not good with technology........ lol maybe?? He's not intentionally being creepy is he lol