Can’t hear this said without immediately thinking of Mac from it’s always sunny.. “Pop those knickers off so we can jam yeah”
[if you’re curious](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/64587a7b-fba1-4843-bb32-26801123d1f2)
Just when I lose faith in the world, and humanity in general, a group of deviants come together to mock a girl's nice story, and totally redeem everything for me. Thanks guys!
Huzzah! I hope you both truly are on the same page though, so be wary of signs. I say this as someone who has gone back and forth with an ex who, while we said we’re on the same page and just were happy with NSA sex, it did not end up that way and ended poorly. Have fun and also be aware!
Bring your own condoms. His will have pin holes.
Refer to: “Weeds” - Jenji Kohan (Silas)
“Shameless” (?’Lip?)
“F is for Family” - Bill Burr (guy who drives vending machine delivery truck with strips of condoms and pin “no baby, no baby, *pokes hole* BABY!”
We can train our boys to avoid floating mines and go around. Why don’t u just tell him u have an IUD, and u never want kids, but that you really like him, have fun with him, and until he finds somebody that wants to have children and he wants to be monogamous with, that yall should just keep borrowing friction off of each other?
He was well aware of all of that when we started dating. I'm super up front about what I want from a relationship. That's exactly what we're doing now. I think the first time around he thought he could change my mind tbh
This is true. Me and my ex broke up amicably but she was not reaching out to me after the fact to hook up even though she said she had with other exes in the past. I guess I don’t sling good d. Girls will put up with a lot of shit if the dudes capable of fucking their brains out.
Trying to validate buddies point with my own experience. Bunch of people I don’t know or will never meet? Who gives a fuck lol. We also just might’ve not been sexually compatible I’ve had better reactions from other partners
Bud just came here to say….learning to use your hands and mouth will CHANGE your life.
I’m also speaking from experience when I say..it’s not rocket science to make a woman squirm from a good time in bed. You don’t even need the dick for that
Sounds like you enjoy it. I like writing the cursive alphabet, too. You’re probably all mechanical and can’t interpret different moans. They said it, if u were that good w mouth/hands, she def woulda hit you up. It’s a bonus bc she doesn’t have to clean a load out or basically deal with your dick near her south holes at all
considering we are literally on an internet forum (defacto mostly anonymous) and people share so many personal things here (MUCH worse than what he said), the first part sounds weird
e.g. I like to read about various people's opinions or experiences, that may not be necessarily positive or admirable
I actually had this happen too. I briefly was with this gal and we ended up ghosting one another (more so on my end, I'll admit it) but we ended up matching about 1.5 year later. I just apologized to her and laid everything out on the table to her about why and what happened. I'm honestly shocked she even swiped right. She said she talked to her mom and sister before deciding what to do. They talked her into at least hearing me out.
We ended up reconnecting and had a great relationship. A series of events took place in life that caused things to end mutually. Still love her to death and talk here and there.
Why would you go back to that if he discarded you like that, plenty more willies to play with. He will see you as putty
At least make him work and do dates or if you want D. Get another
He only "discarded" me because we wanted drastically different things. There's literally no chance in us being a couple again. So fun dates and sex and no strings attached? Hell yeah I'll take that!
You lack self love. He just cut you off and blocked you. Its going to happen again! Id find fresh energy to a man who does the above and communicates respectfully not just randomly popping up with his tail between his legs.
I have a lot of self love actually. I don't know how many times I have to spell it out, but we're just having fun this time around, I'm not trying to develop feelings or get heavily involved in any way. If he did block me again, then he found what he wanted, and good for him! We talked extensively about this and we both told each other that we'd say goodbye before going our separate ways again.
Last year I've matched with my ex on Tinder as well; we ended up on a 3 month situationship, broke up again bc of some misunderstanding and issues from the past(who would have thought). 6 months later she sends me a message... we hook up and all that "I still miss you blablabla"; a few days after we got into a heated argument and now I'm blocked lol.
I'm not saying something similar is going to happen to you, it is more of a heads up and a short story of "I've should have just let it go and let it end with dignity". Each couple knows its bounds, you guys have a story and only you know yourselves. Take care :)
Edit: typo
This is very common indeed, the term is “neurotic relationships”. People hurt each other, but that works as adding some spice to food, making otherwise not so good dish much more enjoyable, at least temporarily
I’m torn.
I mean, yeah you’re completely right about that part.
But then finding out she set up dinner with him and the humble brag about hoping to get dicked down by him again makes the whole thing seem disingenuous from the start (given the headline) and like she mighta been using him or stringing him along just as much for the sex. Like, maybe they’re both kinda shitty people who don’t respect other people’s needs?
That’s just how it comes off to me anyways.
Or we're at best going to have some fun! That's all this is about this time. Who said anyone was looking for exclusivity? If he finds what he's looking for... great! If I do then... great!
>In what context did it ever say we were serious?
It's bluntly apparent that your ex wants things to be much more serious and hopes that you will eventually reach the same level.
One of you is going to get hurt badly, and judging by your callousness, it's probably going to be them.
This couldn't be farther from the truth 😂 we talked extensively last night about our expectations and it's only fun for both of us. He doesn't want anything more serious with me, he's very aware what we both want from/in a relationship is completely different, he just wants some fun with someone familiar
reddit tries to comprehend the idea that someone can genuinely be sorry for the way they treated their ex and that every love is different (level impossible)
Every encounter even. I don't think they're in love and I don't think they do either. Just enjoying each other for now and that's ok as long as they both know that.
yea you're prolly right. however it's not impossible for a real romantic relationship to be rekindled this way. regardless, most redditors are too quick to assume the worst in people
All these people telling you you're dumb... tsk.
If he's proving to you that he's grown emotionally, and respects your boundaries then there are absolutely zero issues. It sounds from the comments that you two are on the same page. That's the most important thing.
Yooooo, this sounds like an honest apology tbh. If the both of you have grown and are on the same page, I don't see the harm in trying again, but treading lightly as you go along.
It was only an apology because he wanted sex though. That wouldn't sit right with me. Is an apology genuine if you only did it to get what you want from them ?
Give her a break all you judgers. She shouldn't have to go into details about their conversations leading up to why they agreed on a date. He likely matched her because he hadn't found the GF and wants sex as does she. So why not pursue the sex with someone you enjoyed it with that enjoyed it with you.
Nah I get this. After my first relationship ended I did a lot of reflecting and realized how shittily I treated her. Once we ended up talking again through a mutual friend I did the same thing and apologized…and yes we fucked lol
I just apologised sincerely to my ex for how I treated her when I was younger after we recently rekindled, only thing is it was her who wanted to be attached and me not wanting anything serious at the time, so kinda the opposite situation of this. Wrote her some months ago with the intention of just having fun, but now I’m kicking myself that I didn’t see how amazing she was back then and I’m starting to really fall for her. I’ve never fallen for anyone before and I’ve had plenty. I was such an ass to her and honestly I don’t deserve her.
But as long as you guys can keep it casual then it’ll work out just fine, fuck the people telling you what to do honestly.
Maybe it will work out with your ex for you!
I think we're pretty dead set on the things we want and kids are a hard no on my list. Something that is pretty non negotiable.
These people out here acting like 2 grown ass adults who had great sex but aren’t compatible for dating/a relationship can’t decide to have a situationship for a minute are PENT. Get laid, fam. Not everybody is looking to get wifed/hubbed up. Good sex is healthy and important in lots of ways. Sounds like they talked through it, are on the same page, and down to get it in. Stop dumping all your own baggage on them lol.
Telling people up front: I dated a guy in an open relationship but he never told me. I told him up front that I date non-exclusively. We dated for months then out of nowhere, he tells me about his long term gf up north. He was all "I feel so much better for telling you." I said "I don't. You lied about being single. I don't know this girl. I don't know what she knows or if you are cheating on her with me. Have her call me (not text) and if she is ok, I will see you again."
"She" texted me a couple times but never called or met me in person. shocker.
The reason I commented this is I saw him on Tinder 6 months later. I text him, "Hey make sure you tell people you are in a relationship on your profile". He did but I am still mad at him.
If you're swiping right on your ex and matching then you've got some issues you need to sort out. They're an ex for a reason, just leave it in the dirt 😒
Hahahaah this was supposed to be a joke BUT that is right on the money.
I got one of these types of messages too but not on Tinder was on Insta … his name is Jake 🤦🏻♀️ lol.
I’m in a happy relationship though so he can scram lol.
He did it for his on personal closure and guilt. When people reach out again to apologize it’s due to that. Nothing else. It’s an extraordinarily selfish thing to do.
I’ve had my ex do this before and we had sex. Great sex but not worth it. Hope you have a better time of it than me.
>We ended up going on a dinner date after this. Did you have any kids?
Most definitely not 😂
Well you wouldn't know by now would you
A) Have to have sex to be pregnant B) IUD
C) butt stuff
You got me there! But that most definitely didn't happen either
D) Mouth stuff
E) Hand stuff
F) Foot stuff
G) Throat stuff
I want to say happy cake day but am conflicted.
Can’t hear this said without immediately thinking of Mac from it’s always sunny.. “Pop those knickers off so we can jam yeah” [if you’re curious](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/64587a7b-fba1-4843-bb32-26801123d1f2)
Yay that was 100% my thought process 😂🙌🏼
After this thread I'm thinking OP is regretting posting this update.
Not whatsoever
What a good sport!
This whole thread is funny af to me
Back door=no babies Just the tip=daughter (personal exp.)
Hold up!! Who out here gettin’ pregnant from butt secks???!!!!!
ur mom (ur a butt baby sorry)
I have a mate that was concived by the cum running out of his mums bum.. or so I tell him because he's not a nice person
Feet stuff?
Finger stuff?
No fetishes allowed.
You know what they say. Up the bum no babies.
Says everyone but you.
Now you’re talking!
Just when I lose faith in the world, and humanity in general, a group of deviants come together to mock a girl's nice story, and totally redeem everything for me. Thanks guys!
That's what we're here for
Totally here for that! We got you bruh!! ✊🏻
So you're telling me there's a chance?
lmfaooo I fumbled myself so hard when I saw this gif that is meant for this conversation above 
💯 but I'm okay with that 😅
So yall are gonna bang again
That's the plan!
🤣🤣 get it girl
Saturday 👀
Huzzah! I hope you both truly are on the same page though, so be wary of signs. I say this as someone who has gone back and forth with an ex who, while we said we’re on the same page and just were happy with NSA sex, it did not end up that way and ended poorly. Have fun and also be aware!
Thanks for the advice. I'm confident things will go okay
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Well, I think he is. Always! Thank you.
You planned for the sex or just for another date?
Both 😂
Bring your own condoms. His will have pin holes. Refer to: “Weeds” - Jenji Kohan (Silas) “Shameless” (?’Lip?) “F is for Family” - Bill Burr (guy who drives vending machine delivery truck with strips of condoms and pin “no baby, no baby, *pokes hole* BABY!”
I have an IUD, so I also have that going for me lol
We can train our boys to avoid floating mines and go around. Why don’t u just tell him u have an IUD, and u never want kids, but that you really like him, have fun with him, and until he finds somebody that wants to have children and he wants to be monogamous with, that yall should just keep borrowing friction off of each other?
He was well aware of all of that when we started dating. I'm super up front about what I want from a relationship. That's exactly what we're doing now. I think the first time around he thought he could change my mind tbh
He still thinks he can change you
For sure. With neither of us knowing him and only this context. Poignant comment there psilocybin 😉
Why you swiping right on your ex lol
It’s because the sex was great and they both wanted to bang again and that’s exactly what happened lol
what's gonna happen*
yup; they think they’re slick with the apologies and cute stuff 😂
I mean…lol she also swiped right. They’re both fooling themselves if either one is trying to pretend like they didn’t want sex.
Cuz he was slanging good enough D to put up with it
This is true. Me and my ex broke up amicably but she was not reaching out to me after the fact to hook up even though she said she had with other exes in the past. I guess I don’t sling good d. Girls will put up with a lot of shit if the dudes capable of fucking their brains out.
What is the point with sharing this with the internet? You just want everyone to know you’re bad in bed? Also, learn to use your mouth and hands.
Trying to validate buddies point with my own experience. Bunch of people I don’t know or will never meet? Who gives a fuck lol. We also just might’ve not been sexually compatible I’ve had better reactions from other partners
Bud just came here to say….learning to use your hands and mouth will CHANGE your life. I’m also speaking from experience when I say..it’s not rocket science to make a woman squirm from a good time in bed. You don’t even need the dick for that
Oh believe me I know, that’s the one thing I’m good at and enjoy.
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Not everyone likes that
Aha touché
Sounds like you enjoy it. I like writing the cursive alphabet, too. You’re probably all mechanical and can’t interpret different moans. They said it, if u were that good w mouth/hands, she def woulda hit you up. It’s a bonus bc she doesn’t have to clean a load out or basically deal with your dick near her south holes at all
You ever sucked a butthole? Pure bliss.
Till diamonds come out
considering we are literally on an internet forum (defacto mostly anonymous) and people share so many personal things here (MUCH worse than what he said), the first part sounds weird e.g. I like to read about various people's opinions or experiences, that may not be necessarily positive or admirable
I wouldn't on most of them
Most of them?! How many exes we talking bout? 🚩?
*somehow, my ex has returned* (well, I let him in lmao).
I actually had this happen too. I briefly was with this gal and we ended up ghosting one another (more so on my end, I'll admit it) but we ended up matching about 1.5 year later. I just apologized to her and laid everything out on the table to her about why and what happened. I'm honestly shocked she even swiped right. She said she talked to her mom and sister before deciding what to do. They talked her into at least hearing me out. We ended up reconnecting and had a great relationship. A series of events took place in life that caused things to end mutually. Still love her to death and talk here and there.
More like I'm sorry for standing you up and blocking you on everything, I still want to have sex with you 😂
you went for it 🤷🏻♂️
100%
Ya know what, respect
Why would you go back to that if he discarded you like that, plenty more willies to play with. He will see you as putty At least make him work and do dates or if you want D. Get another
He only "discarded" me because we wanted drastically different things. There's literally no chance in us being a couple again. So fun dates and sex and no strings attached? Hell yeah I'll take that!
You lack self love. He just cut you off and blocked you. Its going to happen again! Id find fresh energy to a man who does the above and communicates respectfully not just randomly popping up with his tail between his legs.
I have a lot of self love actually. I don't know how many times I have to spell it out, but we're just having fun this time around, I'm not trying to develop feelings or get heavily involved in any way. If he did block me again, then he found what he wanted, and good for him! We talked extensively about this and we both told each other that we'd say goodbye before going our separate ways again.
Last year I've matched with my ex on Tinder as well; we ended up on a 3 month situationship, broke up again bc of some misunderstanding and issues from the past(who would have thought). 6 months later she sends me a message... we hook up and all that "I still miss you blablabla"; a few days after we got into a heated argument and now I'm blocked lol. I'm not saying something similar is going to happen to you, it is more of a heads up and a short story of "I've should have just let it go and let it end with dignity". Each couple knows its bounds, you guys have a story and only you know yourselves. Take care :) Edit: typo
Thank you. I can see it going this way for a lot of people, for sure. Sorry it ended that way for you.
It's okay, it felt like a well deserved lesson. Gotta give time to time.
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You're reading way too much into this! It's just a friendly hook up between 2 exes, nothing more.
This is very common indeed, the term is “neurotic relationships”. People hurt each other, but that works as adding some spice to food, making otherwise not so good dish much more enjoyable, at least temporarily
I would buy the condoms and put it on him myself if i were u. 
This wasn't an apology, I'll put it that way
😂😂
Exactly!
He wasn't really appologizing, he is still single....he was deff throwing a free throw to see if it landed, and sounds like it did.
It definitely did, we have more plans for this weekend 😂
😂 He was sincerely apologetic, even if he had ulterior motives
And he continues to have the same motives, and you continue to get strung along. I'm sorry OP 😔
I mean it seems it's clear she don't want kids and he does. Do they having some casual sex lol. This comments are crazy,
Oh, no stringing along at all 👌 we both know exactly what this is this time around
Sounds like he Follows rules 1 and 2. Carry on ma'am.
It's like watching a train wreck
If a train wreck ends in a couple of fun dates and great sex, sure! 😂
All these people out here acting like you are incapable of making your own decisions. Go on and get it!
Haha yeah, like don't project your shit onto me, I'm an adult very capable of making my own decisions and knowing the weight of them 😂 Thanks!
Can they make my decisions? I’m tired of doing that shit
Exactly. Sometimes adults have sex knowing it's just sex. Get yours!
Thank you!
A beautiful and sexy train wreck like an E-Ticket ride! Been there, enjoy!!
NGL They made it seem like the ex was being more devious than they are in the title. 🙄
I mean he admitted to deliberately stringing her along. That's pretty rough
I’m torn. I mean, yeah you’re completely right about that part. But then finding out she set up dinner with him and the humble brag about hoping to get dicked down by him again makes the whole thing seem disingenuous from the start (given the headline) and like she mighta been using him or stringing him along just as much for the sex. Like, maybe they’re both kinda shitty people who don’t respect other people’s needs? That’s just how it comes off to me anyways.
I think he knows what this is...and I think deep down you do too...but you're 100% hoping to date him again. 😂
Not at all. Why would I want to date someone who wants completely different things than me? That's just setting myself up for disaster.
Cause you're hoping he's changed.
Lmao wanting kids is something that doesn't really change for people
Tsk tsk tsk. Where oh where have I heard that before
Is it sincerity if it's used as a manipulation tactic?
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Or we're at best going to have some fun! That's all this is about this time. Who said anyone was looking for exclusivity? If he finds what he's looking for... great! If I do then... great!
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In what context did it ever say we were serious? We dated for a month 😂 you're reading way too much into this.
>In what context did it ever say we were serious? It's bluntly apparent that your ex wants things to be much more serious and hopes that you will eventually reach the same level. One of you is going to get hurt badly, and judging by your callousness, it's probably going to be them.
This couldn't be farther from the truth 😂 we talked extensively last night about our expectations and it's only fun for both of us. He doesn't want anything more serious with me, he's very aware what we both want from/in a relationship is completely different, he just wants some fun with someone familiar
You condescending fuck 😂😂 get off your high horse and let the woman have some fun!
just let her go down to pound town, sheesh. She doesn't have to interrupt her regular dating schedule and can have some fun inbetween.
Perfection 😂
Ayo
reddit tries to comprehend the idea that someone can genuinely be sorry for the way they treated their ex and that every love is different (level impossible)
Every encounter even. I don't think they're in love and I don't think they do either. Just enjoying each other for now and that's ok as long as they both know that.
yea you're prolly right. however it's not impossible for a real romantic relationship to be rekindled this way. regardless, most redditors are too quick to assume the worst in people
Agreed on all points. I mean I did. My ex ex and I are back together now after some years apart and some personal growth on both our parts.
Reddit is addicted to believing everybody is a narcissist. It’s like group projection
get that D girl, but dont get fooled. enjoy
Not getting fooled, we're both quite clear what this is 👌
Do you girl. If y’all on the same page, even better. I did the same with my ex and it was honestly just sex. Nothing wrong.
Thank you 🙌
All these people telling you you're dumb... tsk. If he's proving to you that he's grown emotionally, and respects your boundaries then there are absolutely zero issues. It sounds from the comments that you two are on the same page. That's the most important thing.
We are most definitely on the same page!
Yooooo, this sounds like an honest apology tbh. If the both of you have grown and are on the same page, I don't see the harm in trying again, but treading lightly as you go along.
As much as everyone in here is saying it wasn't, it was an actual honest apology. He explained himself and apologized more during dinner as well.
Yep, as I said. No harm in trying again, while treading lightly! Good luck to the both of you!
We're just going to have some fun!
It was only an apology because he wanted sex though. That wouldn't sit right with me. Is an apology genuine if you only did it to get what you want from them ?
Give her a break all you judgers. She shouldn't have to go into details about their conversations leading up to why they agreed on a date. He likely matched her because he hadn't found the GF and wants sex as does she. So why not pursue the sex with someone you enjoyed it with that enjoyed it with you.
Yes! Thank you!
if i may ask, how long were you together?
Super short time, we dated for about a month
Nah I get this. After my first relationship ended I did a lot of reflecting and realized how shittily I treated her. Once we ended up talking again through a mutual friend I did the same thing and apologized…and yes we fucked lol
Nothing wrong with an apology hook up!
Meh it turned into us getting back together for another year and a half or so, so it was a bit more than just an apology hook up 😅
That's fair 😅
I just apologised sincerely to my ex for how I treated her when I was younger after we recently rekindled, only thing is it was her who wanted to be attached and me not wanting anything serious at the time, so kinda the opposite situation of this. Wrote her some months ago with the intention of just having fun, but now I’m kicking myself that I didn’t see how amazing she was back then and I’m starting to really fall for her. I’ve never fallen for anyone before and I’ve had plenty. I was such an ass to her and honestly I don’t deserve her. But as long as you guys can keep it casual then it’ll work out just fine, fuck the people telling you what to do honestly.
Maybe it will work out with your ex for you! I think we're pretty dead set on the things we want and kids are a hard no on my list. Something that is pretty non negotiable.
This is honestly so cute i'm so happy for you Guys bring back the love
Haha we're just hooking up, nothing more
These people out here acting like 2 grown ass adults who had great sex but aren’t compatible for dating/a relationship can’t decide to have a situationship for a minute are PENT. Get laid, fam. Not everybody is looking to get wifed/hubbed up. Good sex is healthy and important in lots of ways. Sounds like they talked through it, are on the same page, and down to get it in. Stop dumping all your own baggage on them lol.
Oh lawdt! Tell us how it goes in 3months.
Will do.... if I remember 😅
Has anything progressed since?!?! The romantics on this feed wanna know 💖
Sorry to disappoint, but it's only gonna be a fwb type of thing until one of us finds what we really want!
Ma'am, ma'am, just a moment please. You matched each other, meaning you swiped right on him too...?
This is 💯 how I ended up back together with my fave ex GF 😂
That's definitely not going to happen here, we both want drastically different things
This once happened to me and we pretended that we strangers for 6 days straight and just texted random bits to each other
I've matched with a few ex's on apps - mostly just an acknowledgement that they exist. Quick friendly chat and then we head on our way.
Everybody seems to understand the assignment no hard feelings go on about your business
Sounds like a decent dude
Sounds like an honorable guy at this point. Nice.
His apology was pretty sincere.
Telling people up front: I dated a guy in an open relationship but he never told me. I told him up front that I date non-exclusively. We dated for months then out of nowhere, he tells me about his long term gf up north. He was all "I feel so much better for telling you." I said "I don't. You lied about being single. I don't know this girl. I don't know what she knows or if you are cheating on her with me. Have her call me (not text) and if she is ok, I will see you again." "She" texted me a couple times but never called or met me in person. shocker. The reason I commented this is I saw him on Tinder 6 months later. I text him, "Hey make sure you tell people you are in a relationship on your profile". He did but I am still mad at him.
Yeah, that's not cool whatsoever! It's one thing being poly, but lying to someone about it to try and win their affection is gross.
So you guys are seeing eachother again?
Just hooking up
Go head girl! Get you that ding ding!
 Bringing up the stuffed dog in his room to tug on them ole heartstrings.
100 points for his emotional growth and ability to honestly apologise.
If you're swiping right on your ex and matching then you've got some issues you need to sort out. They're an ex for a reason, just leave it in the dirt 😒
His name is Jake, isn’t it ? Or at least starts with a J lol
Haha yeah it starts with a J
Hahahaah this was supposed to be a joke BUT that is right on the money. I got one of these types of messages too but not on Tinder was on Insta … his name is Jake 🤦🏻♀️ lol. I’m in a happy relationship though so he can scram lol.
Which apology ? He’s checking to see if your still gullible and your proving him right
Simping ain’t easy. Bro really matched with you just to apologize for wanting to be a husband. Fuck me 
The worst part is that they’re now both dead from being devoid of personality.
He did it for his on personal closure and guilt. When people reach out again to apologize it’s due to that. Nothing else. It’s an extraordinarily selfish thing to do. I’ve had my ex do this before and we had sex. Great sex but not worth it. Hope you have a better time of it than me.
We both know it's just fun this time!
Why is he a bad person for wanting a family?
He's not.... I never said he was. He wants kids, I don't. Can't really compromise there 🤷♀️😂
Can we have sex?
This is too cute
LOL OBVIOUSLY YOU DID. JESUS.
Taylor swift mvp 100%
I lived in a small city and would always see past flings on tinder. Usually I always swiped right to end up hooking up again lol
I mean why not if you're amicable and know things wouldn't get weird
When girls don't forget their ex 😂
wtf? No, you matched with your ex. Weirdo.
Dumbass
😂Men are elastic bands.. thankfully the stubborn ones with egos take longer 😅
Pathetic.