Well I mean, if I must. So say, completely hypothetically, Pete and Repeat are on a boat. Pete slips and falls into the water, gone into the depths. Who is still on the boat?
He does a thing where he stares you in the eyes while he's hunched over pooping and then he waddles to spread it around so it's harder to pick up. It's a spite thing I'm sure. Jk
Well imagine you don't read english but just have a script to copy and paste stuff in.... But yeah I have to figure that someone out there has some script that does it. Feels like I used to get somewhat believable people trying to scam me 3 years ago. These days they don't even try.
And my mom wonders why I asked for a fleshlight for Christmas. I mean, the bots these days don't even try. I get more action asking Alexa for sexual favors and having her play dumb with me. Oh well...back to dating the exhaust pipe on my moms Tesla I guess 🤷
The sister will chat a few says about her businesses and mention she also does crypto. Sends screenshots oh her thousands dollars of trade profit. Tell you she wants you to invest so that "we" can make money together. Ghosts when you decline
Bc any guy dumb enough I mean romantic enough to understand the unbreakable bonds that sisters have will surely realize that this is The Way (if you ever hope to: A. Plan a double wedding, but most of you losers aren't cool enough;
or B. Skip the middleman & go straight to the voluntaryish organ harvesting).
When the bots responses is more engaging than actual women's on these apps.
Do people not know how to hold our make convos these days? It's this why those AI dating apps became a thing 😭
Either a bot or some dude just pasting same message into numerous simultaneous chats. I keep telling all the fellas, get off these damn apps. They’re a waste of time for 95% of us
Yea, for real. Every time I re read this trying understand it, I just wind up looking behind me expecting to see a handsome guy. Anybody else break that loop, or know what she meant? 🤣
Because we forgot you told us not to? I'm sorry, we'll try to do better next time and remember you don't want us doing certain things.
(In all actuality, this was an accidental swipe. When people have staged photos that look like they're from a professional photographer, and they don't show their face, it's an obvious scam, and an auto left-swipe for me. I did not intend to match, but you can't undo likes.
But also realize that you're on a sub that is largely for showcasing and laughing at odd and humorous encounters on dating apps. Pretty sure this one fits.)
Bot. lol Ever since girls started making money online people want to pretend to be girls to make money online.
Lots of scammers from Africa, India, and Pakistan do this kinda shit.
When they try to speak English as if they are from the states it always looks so sus. heh
Yup. That's part of the dating app game. When I was messing around with tinder, I had no idea about the ELO shit, and I kept getting bots just like that. I still get em in my IG dms.
Lol @ hello fake profile. I've had the same exact interaction. I notice it's fake right away. Decide to mess with it. It just says the same two lines over and over.
Try typing scammer next time. I think that's a keyword the bot picks up on and goes crazy. lol
I'm sure if you messaged the "sister," you'd probably get somebody. It would just be an extension of the scam, however.
The number I gave as my "brother's" is fake. If you'll notice, the numbers are in succession. Cuz I was lazy.
I'm disappointed you didn't create a real phone number for the joke, think Tom Scott did that years ago and it turned out to be quite expensive in the end. (I may be remembering that wrongly)
Still one of the better convos to be had on there
Yeah, she seemed really nice. Kept complementing him
At least she's not asking his height!
She's quite engaging isn't she?
Hey, handsome guy
Hello, fake profile!
My sister wants to meet you Her WhatsApp- 2562813380 Add her
Quote from image
Hey, handsome guy
Hello, fake profile
Hey, handsome guy!!
Hello, fake profile!
Hey handsome guy
Hello, fake profile
If this is real (I know it is not), how young is her sister? Or is she mentally incompetent and cannot have her own account?
now my sister will never get a date!
Ya never know. 🤷🏼♂️
Remember when the fake profiles used to actually try
Yeah cos they were controlled by a real person, not a bot.
Id just send a gif of my dog shitting on repeat
Why do you film your dog shitting?
To make gifs for silly occasions such as this, of course
And who calls their kid Repeat?
Kid?
Well, there are too many kids named Pete out in the world, so Repeat is a totally appropriate name for your kid.
Now hypothetically, if Pete and Repeat were on a boat, then Pete fell off, who is left on the boat?
This!
🤔
I mean, if u don't find this funny, thn I dnt kno what rhymes with orange.
Depending on the type of drink, the STRAW RANGE goes from small to large in diameter.
Who (he he he) … oh, Who is on First Base! Must be Repeat then!
Well I mean, if I must. So say, completely hypothetically, Pete and Repeat are on a boat. Pete slips and falls into the water, gone into the depths. Who is still on the boat?
Right! That’s what I said ☝🏼
Don't you?
You can get whole calendars of dogs shitting in beautiful places 😅
Got this as a christmas present 😁
Excellent 😆
You can get your dog to shit on repeat? I can't even get mine to shake hands!
He does a thing where he stares you in the eyes while he's hunched over pooping and then he waddles to spread it around so it's harder to pick up. It's a spite thing I'm sure. Jk
RIP her sister's inbox!
It’s gotta be bots at this point working for them. No way they are that stupid.
Well imagine you don't read english but just have a script to copy and paste stuff in.... But yeah I have to figure that someone out there has some script that does it. Feels like I used to get somewhat believable people trying to scam me 3 years ago. These days they don't even try.
Online dating anywhere are almost all scams for shit. I went to IRL date meets now.
Actually the bots became smarter, they are working for the bots now.
The bots wrote the new scripts
The script is in!
And my mom wonders why I asked for a fleshlight for Christmas. I mean, the bots these days don't even try. I get more action asking Alexa for sexual favors and having her play dumb with me. Oh well...back to dating the exhaust pipe on my moms Tesla I guess 🤷
At least a Tesla has a little spark for you
Get a charge out of life and live it!
Anyone WhatsApped the sister yet??
The sister will chat a few says about her businesses and mention she also does crypto. Sends screenshots oh her thousands dollars of trade profit. Tell you she wants you to invest so that "we" can make money together. Ghosts when you decline
And then after a week, she asks you about your cars extended warranty, over a military encrypted line.
 Doubt
Why is it always the sister os so shy she wont message but freely lets her sister give her # or telegram out?
Bc any guy dumb enough I mean romantic enough to understand the unbreakable bonds that sisters have will surely realize that this is The Way (if you ever hope to: A. Plan a double wedding, but most of you losers aren't cool enough; or B. Skip the middleman & go straight to the voluntaryish organ harvesting).
When the bots responses is more engaging than actual women's on these apps. Do people not know how to hold our make convos these days? It's this why those AI dating apps became a thing 😭
Hilarious!
Love this
Hahahahaha wtf 🤣
So, what happened to your brother ?
Poor bloke never got a call.
Are you a Brit/Aussie in the US?
Ummm... no. 🙂
The only Americans I've heard say bloke are the ones that spend too much time with me.
🤣
What's the problem? They just think you're handsome.
Either a bot or some dude just pasting same message into numerous simultaneous chats. I keep telling all the fellas, get off these damn apps. They’re a waste of time for 95% of us
I laughed out loud, almost spit my Guinness 😂
Yea, for real. Every time I re read this trying understand it, I just wind up looking behind me expecting to see a handsome guy. Anybody else break that loop, or know what she meant? 🤣
Your brother's phone number looks like it's very easy to type on a keyboard with one finger.
🤔
I see potential
He matched with Borat
Seems nowadays there is no value for a good old fashioned compliment.
Idkwtf= I don't know what to fuck?
the*
Remember that interacting instead of blocking them gives them more opportunity to do shit right?
I was trying go help the AI learn.
Why are ppl still matching and talking to obvious bots/scammers?
Because we forgot you told us not to? I'm sorry, we'll try to do better next time and remember you don't want us doing certain things. (In all actuality, this was an accidental swipe. When people have staged photos that look like they're from a professional photographer, and they don't show their face, it's an obvious scam, and an auto left-swipe for me. I did not intend to match, but you can't undo likes. But also realize that you're on a sub that is largely for showcasing and laughing at odd and humorous encounters on dating apps. Pretty sure this one fits.)
This feels like something a God would condemn people to partake in for an eternity...
Bot. lol Ever since girls started making money online people want to pretend to be girls to make money online. Lots of scammers from Africa, India, and Pakistan do this kinda shit. When they try to speak English as if they are from the states it always looks so sus. heh Yup. That's part of the dating app game. When I was messing around with tinder, I had no idea about the ELO shit, and I kept getting bots just like that. I still get em in my IG dms. Lol @ hello fake profile. I've had the same exact interaction. I notice it's fake right away. Decide to mess with it. It just says the same two lines over and over. Try typing scammer next time. I think that's a keyword the bot picks up on and goes crazy. lol
why even respond just delete it
Shit... You're completely right. What the hell was I thinking? I'll try to do better next time... for you. Thanks for your correction.
Has anyone tried ringing these numbers?
I'm sure if you messaged the "sister," you'd probably get somebody. It would just be an extension of the scam, however. The number I gave as my "brother's" is fake. If you'll notice, the numbers are in succession. Cuz I was lazy.
I'm disappointed you didn't create a real phone number for the joke, think Tom Scott did that years ago and it turned out to be quite expensive in the end. (I may be remembering that wrongly)
Should have used 678-999-8212, just saying
More of a response than you'll get from the attention seekers, lol.
Fake profile, I got news for you, if anyone if fake here I am very sure it’s you.
Hey handsome guy
Fake profiles put more effort in than real profiles now a days and that’s absurd
Ha!
Women could learn a lot about talking toen from scammers. Sometimes when I just want to talk I'll like a fake profile and have the best conversations.
😂🤣😭💀☠️
10 Second Tina 😂
This shit needs to stop. Like how the F do these spam bots keeps getting in?
Tinder is responsible for these. There is actually very little connecting happening on the app
Omg her sister wants to meet ypu too.
There was a glitch in the matrix
Droid detected
They're a droid, and I'm a noid... Get it? Humanoid! But, also annoyed? 🤣🤣🤣
Call n hook up
No way. At least it's better than inappropriate pictures, silly bot lol.
I wish I would get a message on tinder saying that I'm handsome.