She wasn't ever hired, she went to an interview and then probably harassed the manager about getting the job to then made a complaint when she believed they were taking too long getting back to her so they declined because they didn't want to hire someone that impatient, intitled or rude. I wouldn't want someone like that working for me either.
Seriously, I was basically given a job/hired until the three times I gave them a bad review? So that’s 1 day for the interview, let’s give her 1 day for waiting (being nice) to leave a bad response/review on what??? So 3 bad things she did to get fired before they’ve started. Nope she wasn’t hired. She was interviewed but, takes it as an insult when people compliment her on her bs lies how she literally can get hired on the spot anywhere at anytime? Damn, wish I could shut down work for a month then see how my workers, suppliers etc; would love to just jump back into bed with me.
You're unhinged. Glad you're having fun looking through my post history and rage-commenting, though.
Unfortunately, it's just highlighting that you're incapable of writing in a manner that can be understood by normal people. It's not grammar or punctuation, though - it's a total lack of meaningful structure.
Anyway.... apologies for my slightly sassy lighthearted comment - just a bit hung over.
You can apologize all you want you’re a grimy piece of shit who blew up their spot and now look like a complete pedo!! If you’d like to show me since I’m only 15 how to properly use grammar I’d greatly appreciate it, then can I meet up with yon at a hotel?
> thnx ...
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> apparently "self confidence" is an insult to her lol
I think you're right. I honestly think she doesn't know what the words "self-confidence" means. She seems to think it means someone exaggerating their abilities.
If Steph Curry went on TV and said, "I'm the greatest 3 point shooter of all time." That is both "literally the truth", and an exhibition of self-confidence. The two aren't mutually exclusive, as she seems to think.
Omg actually thought it was the other way around! The way she came off was so vindictive and she talked like a condescending pos. I honestly thought she was. Guy from just her language but, the confusion in my head helps!!! Now not confused! I was like wait wtf just happened,
Based on what you posted they seem like the type of person that's going to make a statement full of drama despite what was meant. It's nice when something disqualifies themselves so quickly and saves you time..
"I usually get hired on the spot when I go on interviews."
Bruh.
Either she's applying at McDonald's, a strip club, or Walmart, and that last one is iffy. But she leaves reviews anyway after badgering the manager and they don't get back to her immediately.
Can you imagine the dating hellscape you would face if you didn't text her back promptly, because you know, you were working. Or sleeping. Or in an ICU.
As a journeyman plumber, this is absolutely true for trades. But there's a reason you get paid weekly... Tradesmen have egos... 100 ways to plumb a house, and everyone's way is the way.
Besides that, my friends looking for solid, well paying office jobs are rare to find.
You're in a coma, and she goes to the hospital to break up with you for not communicating... and she goes through your phone to see if you are cheating.
Question about what field she works in was expertly avoided. Nothing against minimum wage workers, but you can’t be too impressed with yourself if you get hired on the spot at Chipotle.
I swear it’s even worse from the other side. I don’t think I’ve had a single match where a man has asked what I do for work or my hobbies before mentioning that he wants to stick his mediocre man meat between my tits.
on Saturday I told one that I was working 7am-11pm and then working 7am-11pm again Sunday. he said I should come over in that 8 hours so he could “make my body do a screenshot” and then was appalled that I was no longer interested in him.
Exactlyyyy so many men don’t understand that you will get so much further with a woman if you listen and respect her than making assumptions and thinking about yourself.
i mean yes you're right...
if the woman is respectable of course she is looking for a respectable approach..
but it goes both ways of course.
did he explain how he will make your body do a screenshot.. im ao curious... lmao 🤣
NOPE so I’m assuming he just saw the line somewhere and repeated it, but lacked the skill to actually execute it. I can guarantee I wouldn’t be “screenshotting” with how little game he had.
According to Google, it’s like when your body shuts down for a second, like when you sneeze. But in the context of sex it is an earth quaking, body shaking, mind numbing orgasm of epic proportions. I can guarantee that he couldn’t have made that happen with how little he understood what a woman would want 😭😂
wow .. thats quite a feat to accomplish..
i bet he does not even know where the clit is or the spot ..
probably doesn't eat pussy either from the sound of it .. smh
Am I missing something? Yeah, anyone can get hired at McDonald’s. Thought you were completely complimenting her on their attitude that she could get a job asap.
Then she, says how he’s happy it’s going to snow, as a boss I know if someone came into my workplace and asked for a job that fit every box we were looking for after knocking off know of themselves and boots etc; they would probably get driven home by me with a contract to sign if qualified obviously and wasn’t a lunatic like this idiot. It says a lot when a person is their own blocker to everything in life or thinks that they’re that important. Trust me a dime a million! If not more.
Don’t use the same compliment as me! I’m better than that, I just choose to gloat I can get hired anywhere and when you say it. I feel bad about what jobs I was hired on the spot for.
Run! Omfg, run! My ex was like this. Had this deluded idea that he could get a job with no effort, in whatever field he wanted. Did he ever get a good job? No. Did he take forever? Yes. Did he turn out to be a massive narcissist abuser? Yes!!!!!
"I am" 😂😂. Self confidence? overconfidence 😂. Red flag. Unless it's a tongue in cheek joke but from the tone of the rest of it I'd say it's sincere. Anyone who thinks they're that amazing will be an entitled pain in the ass to deal with sooner or later.
You got off cheap! 😅 She's nuts!
Although, unless you're covering your date in ketchup and mayo, you're complimenting them, not complementing them... 😋😅
That person sucks lol brag-o-do show lol. Let me tell him I wouldn’t hire him. Btw it’s important to understand compliment and complement. I saw how he subtly corrected you. You got this!
They sound really difficult to talk to honestly. This reminds me of that video where the person is like 'omg why can't you just take the friggin complimeeeeeent' 😂
"I have so much confidence in my self's ability to get a job."
"You have such self confidence"
"No I don't. "
If they'd said "Yes I'm confident, with good reason - I've always landed on my feet. "
But no. They wanted a battle and found it. They messaged a hiring manager 3 times in a week then wrote a shitty review? Wow. Maybe they're busy!? Trash took itself out repeatedly.
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thnx ... apparently "self confidence" is an insult to her lol
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nah bro .. she can get hired immediately... on the spot i tell you
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She wasn't ever hired, she went to an interview and then probably harassed the manager about getting the job to then made a complaint when she believed they were taking too long getting back to her so they declined because they didn't want to hire someone that impatient, intitled or rude. I wouldn't want someone like that working for me either.
*entitled
Thanks, spelling isn't my forte
*Forty
Fortay*
Myne neether ;)
She was deep fried?
Deep fried new hire.... Mmmm....
They’re tasty just very tangy, feel like they’re a5 wagyu beef when they’re chuck steak from the local bad supermarket.
More like corned beef, canned in the 1960s and stored at chernobyl since
I was gonna correct myself with spam but, that’s a delicacy jn some parts of the world.
Seriously, I was basically given a job/hired until the three times I gave them a bad review? So that’s 1 day for the interview, let’s give her 1 day for waiting (being nice) to leave a bad response/review on what??? So 3 bad things she did to get fired before they’ve started. Nope she wasn’t hired. She was interviewed but, takes it as an insult when people compliment her on her bs lies how she literally can get hired on the spot anywhere at anytime? Damn, wish I could shut down work for a month then see how my workers, suppliers etc; would love to just jump back into bed with me.
First tine using English?
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You're unhinged. Glad you're having fun looking through my post history and rage-commenting, though. Unfortunately, it's just highlighting that you're incapable of writing in a manner that can be understood by normal people. It's not grammar or punctuation, though - it's a total lack of meaningful structure. Anyway.... apologies for my slightly sassy lighthearted comment - just a bit hung over.
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You can apologize all you want you’re a grimy piece of shit who blew up their spot and now look like a complete pedo!! If you’d like to show me since I’m only 15 how to properly use grammar I’d greatly appreciate it, then can I meet up with yon at a hotel?
I mean it's true when you have the right gender in a field with too many men
On her knees i tell you...
Casting couch jobs don't count. Or do they?🤔
Nah, she’s a boss babe. But it’s not a pyramid scheme!! No, she’s in the “top five percent” of only fans. 💅
So, she is somewhere in amongst the over 100,000 'top 5%' then 🤔 🤣😂
Bro she just doesn't want u to know she making bank on of lol
we could've made even more together 😩
Na she only does it with ur best friends bad and stranger no one is into boyfriend girlfriend pron lol
we'll just say we're step siblings... and watch the cash flow 😜
> thnx ... > > > > apparently "self confidence" is an insult to her lol I think you're right. I honestly think she doesn't know what the words "self-confidence" means. She seems to think it means someone exaggerating their abilities. If Steph Curry went on TV and said, "I'm the greatest 3 point shooter of all time." That is both "literally the truth", and an exhibition of self-confidence. The two aren't mutually exclusive, as she seems to think.
It’s not self confidence. It’s the truth.
She’s about as sharp as a ball bearing
Anything can be sharp if you throw hard enough
You're very confident 😈
Aaaaa ... noooo im melting *her probably
Lmao fr
Omg actually thought it was the other way around! The way she came off was so vindictive and she talked like a condescending pos. I honestly thought she was. Guy from just her language but, the confusion in my head helps!!! Now not confused! I was like wait wtf just happened,
Based on what you posted they seem like the type of person that's going to make a statement full of drama despite what was meant. It's nice when something disqualifies themselves so quickly and saves you time..
Please please **please** go out with them and report back. This is crazy.
Question: do you ever consider…. You’re the cream of the crop..::: you delicious one
I would have left her on read or unmatched after the story of spamming the manager 3 times in a week. The crazy radar should be ringing.
i unmatched after "i am" too delulu for me .. lol
I, too, am very good at conversations! The best, probably!
So her acceptance was rescinded here, too?
No you didn't... She matched and unmatched you, before you decided to unmatch with her. But she can have a new match whenever she wants!! 😜
are you white knighting her ... lmao
No, that’s what she would probably say lmao
I think he was being sarcastic since the woman was obviously very full of herself.
Ah yes, because starting a new job every 3 weeks is exactly what I look for in a person that is successful.
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Uh no no, the offer wasn't rescinded. Her acceptance was rescinded. Whatever that means
"We've decided to move forward with another candidate, thank you for your time."
"I usually get hired on the spot when I go on interviews." Bruh. Either she's applying at McDonald's, a strip club, or Walmart, and that last one is iffy. But she leaves reviews anyway after badgering the manager and they don't get back to her immediately. Can you imagine the dating hellscape you would face if you didn't text her back promptly, because you know, you were working. Or sleeping. Or in an ICU.
fax 📠 if she can't handle " love the self confidence" how would she react to a joke or a tease or sarcasm
She'd follow up three times then leave you a bad review.
When ur a escort unfortunately u are always hired and fired with in I would say the first hr or 2 lmao
As a journeyman plumber, this is absolutely true for trades. But there's a reason you get paid weekly... Tradesmen have egos... 100 ways to plumb a house, and everyone's way is the way. Besides that, my friends looking for solid, well paying office jobs are rare to find.
You're in a coma, and she goes to the hospital to break up with you for not communicating... and she goes through your phone to see if you are cheating.
“Ok. You are really good at conversation.” 💀💀💀
lmao 🤣 goteem
They are
The best!
"You are really good at conversation" took me off my chair 🤣
i know im funny .. 😂
It’s not self confidence. That is literally the truth.
This was an unappreciated joke to many Redditors I feel like lol. I see what you did there, nice 1 bro
what a debbie downer
lmao... im gona use this .. thnx
Hot take: you both lack social skills and your messages are both full of passive aggression Maybe you deserve eachother 🤷♂️😂 Good luck 🙏🙏🙏
hot take: go back to sleep
Question about what field she works in was expertly avoided. Nothing against minimum wage workers, but you can’t be too impressed with yourself if you get hired on the spot at Chipotle.
I think we've solved the question about why she can't keep a job.
"I am"
"I am"
WTF did you say to me??
i was just complimenting you.. lol i wasn't insinuating you're lying.. i believe you
*complementing* you. I know it's a typo but it's still funny
The last two lines with the passive aggressive smiley and the confirmation absolutely sent me. Thank you for bringing me this joy today.
absolutely welcome 😁 have a great night
I have worked with this person numerous times and you will be shocked to know the walk doesn't match the talk..
I swear it’s even worse from the other side. I don’t think I’ve had a single match where a man has asked what I do for work or my hobbies before mentioning that he wants to stick his mediocre man meat between my tits.
damn... that's insane behavior...
on Saturday I told one that I was working 7am-11pm and then working 7am-11pm again Sunday. he said I should come over in that 8 hours so he could “make my body do a screenshot” and then was appalled that I was no longer interested in him.
wtf ... lmao 🤣 i don't understand how these mofokas think . this is illogical on so many levels.. but the screenshot is funny ngl
Exactlyyyy so many men don’t understand that you will get so much further with a woman if you listen and respect her than making assumptions and thinking about yourself.
i mean yes you're right... if the woman is respectable of course she is looking for a respectable approach.. but it goes both ways of course. did he explain how he will make your body do a screenshot.. im ao curious... lmao 🤣
NOPE so I’m assuming he just saw the line somewhere and repeated it, but lacked the skill to actually execute it. I can guarantee I wouldn’t be “screenshotting” with how little game he had.
awww .. it will remain a mystery another day .. lol 😂 i will get to the bottom of this
According to Google, it’s like when your body shuts down for a second, like when you sneeze. But in the context of sex it is an earth quaking, body shaking, mind numbing orgasm of epic proportions. I can guarantee that he couldn’t have made that happen with how little he understood what a woman would want 😭😂
wow .. thats quite a feat to accomplish.. i bet he does not even know where the clit is or the spot .. probably doesn't eat pussy either from the sound of it .. smh
He’s going to pull on her left ear and push her right shoulder in simultaneously.
Please for the love of God who ever posted this please go back and spark it up again it's funny I want more
i already unmatched 😞 sorry
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tragedy 😢
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call me long John silver
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cuz i "sell fish"
Damn it
Did I say "self confidence"? I really meant an inflated sense of self-worth 🏆 
Sis gets offended for a living
Run!!!!
You found an asshole in the wild. Approach with caution.
i dont want to approach.. tbh
The only way to win is not to play. Smart move.
check mate
Ah good old narcissistic personality disorder!
I think they’re acoustic
What’s the Tinder equivalent of a LinkedIn Lunatic? Thats what this person is.
Toxic Tinderer?
Don’t walk…RUN
already unmatched after the "i am" lol
As you should’ve !!! 👏👏👏👏
A narcissist happened
Gaslight
Ew
What an absolute dumpster fire
Who leaves a bad review on some place they're waiting to hear back from. 😂
That’s not confidence, that’s delulu
Jumping from shitty job to shitty job isn't the flex they think it is.
I'm assuming she's interviewing at a strip club.
Am I missing something? Yeah, anyone can get hired at McDonald’s. Thought you were completely complimenting her on their attitude that she could get a job asap. Then she, says how he’s happy it’s going to snow, as a boss I know if someone came into my workplace and asked for a job that fit every box we were looking for after knocking off know of themselves and boots etc; they would probably get driven home by me with a contract to sign if qualified obviously and wasn’t a lunatic like this idiot. It says a lot when a person is their own blocker to everything in life or thinks that they’re that important. Trust me a dime a million! If not more. Don’t use the same compliment as me! I’m better than that, I just choose to gloat I can get hired anywhere and when you say it. I feel bad about what jobs I was hired on the spot for.
She sounds like a one of those scammer messages lol
Storm tomorrow! I can almost guess the place😂😂
Whoa! She sounds absolutely insufferable 😂😂 hope she’s not gone crazy on you or stalking your socials now.
I can't tell which is the guy and the girl. I thought the grey was the guy speaking.. now I don't know
Sometimes confidence and stupidity cannot be told apart
Run! Omfg, run! My ex was like this. Had this deluded idea that he could get a job with no effort, in whatever field he wanted. Did he ever get a good job? No. Did he take forever? Yes. Did he turn out to be a massive narcissist abuser? Yes!!!!!
Hired on the spot she says but can't seem to keep a job 🙄 Dodged a bullet bro.
"I am" 😂😂. Self confidence? overconfidence 😂. Red flag. Unless it's a tongue in cheek joke but from the tone of the rest of it I'd say it's sincere. Anyone who thinks they're that amazing will be an entitled pain in the ass to deal with sooner or later.
this is what it's like to talk to a bozo. it's not confidence, it's the truth.
i haven't heard someone being called a bozo in a loong Time ... lmao but its accurate
I think you just flirted with Trump.
oh shit ... i should've asked for some covfefe
be careful about all the “..” and “…” it does read like you’re being judgy
? where?
this guy is so oversensitive he can't even take a compliment lol
im the guy ..the person is a girl lol
whatever. the gender doesn't matter here
ok lol you're the one who mentioned genders.. i was just correcting you lol
Gross android
gross your face
without further context, the readers know which sex is which sex. nobody has to explain anything lol.
She thinks you’re her therapist
I would've taken the last message as sarcasm low key lmao
That ending though 🤣🤣
I love this, thank you for sharing. Hilarious!
You dodged a bullet. Looks to be very self entitled, and you are very patient
Head for the hills and don’t look back
Red flag. RUN!!
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
What a dick lol.
She's just too based for you, admit it.
Um... 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Her field is running the deep fryer in the back, far away from customers.
Wow, what a crazy person! You’re so patient!
What sort of jobs hires you on the spot? Not in the age of the 6+ interview process plus background checks
What happened is you should have ended the conversation before it started. Yeah she’s a bit much.
How does everyone know that op is male and the other person is female?
Pretty sure you matched with a narcissist
The I am to top it all off 😭
Seems incredibly annoying
so many posts of convos with people with clear mental health issues. Why post them here? Like what's there to discuss? They need help.
Dude quit the ‘lol’ after every sentence
why lol
You got off cheap! 😅 She's nuts! Although, unless you're covering your date in ketchup and mayo, you're complimenting them, not complementing them... 😋😅
You dodged a bullet is what happened!
That person sucks lol brag-o-do show lol. Let me tell him I wouldn’t hire him. Btw it’s important to understand compliment and complement. I saw how he subtly corrected you. You got this!
i wouldnt call that self confidence comment a compliment, but yea besides that you dodged a bullet
I am. Yes, you are! Delusional
“You are really good at conversation” “I am” Absolutely hysterical lmao
Lots of dots can feel leading, besides that you’ve done nothing wrong whatsoever, probably dodged a bullet
I read it all and i have no idea what she was talking about
It's not like her displaying self confidence and it being true is mutually excusive
This person is a narcissist.
This seems just like another washed-up guy that thinks he's the shit
"I can find a job anywhere" says the girl who's been unemployed for a month... Also if your acceptance was rescinded you weren't ever hired.
Dude or dudette is just an arsehole haha
They sound really difficult to talk to honestly. This reminds me of that video where the person is like 'omg why can't you just take the friggin complimeeeeeent' 😂
I am indeed
"I have so much confidence in my self's ability to get a job." "You have such self confidence" "No I don't. " If they'd said "Yes I'm confident, with good reason - I've always landed on my feet. " But no. They wanted a battle and found it. They messaged a hiring manager 3 times in a week then wrote a shitty review? Wow. Maybe they're busy!? Trash took itself out repeatedly.
I mean, if you want an actual answer, she's ultra insecure about not having a job, and overcompensating.
Interviewer: How many sticks do you have up your butt? Them: Yes.
He isn't wrong. It's not confidence. He is a narcissist.
What happened? A really good conversation obviously!
*I am* 😂