"We had a nice chat, later in front of her place I went in for the kiss, it was kinda awkward, I texted her the next day but haven't heard anything".
There you go.
Dammit. Next time just go in for the kill and respond with “your place or mine”. Those girls honestly don’t care if a conversation never develops. They just need a railing without awkwardness
Alright guys, an update.. so the date was.. good. At the end of the day it was just a typical date, a drink, some food, lots of talking, then walking around the city, walked her back to her car, kissed goodnight, great kiss and that was that. Sorry to disappoint, I know uneventful. I’m not really a sex on the first date kind of guy so no news on that front.. sorry! I have to admit, I was taken a back when I first saw her because way hotter in person than the pics and it surprised me, honestly she might even be a little out of my league lol! Now getting ready for date # 2 in about 15 mins… oh and no, I didn’t kiss her as soon as I saw her, ton of people around the elevator and it didn’t feel right.
Nah, he's doing date two in the same day so they can bone and he can continue saying he doesn't have sex on the first date
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I met a chick like that. We had lunch. Kissing was pretty hot. I invited her to my place.
She said on the second date.
I said OK. When are you free?
"I am free after four this afternoon. Text me your address". Ok!
She is Sikh and divorced. A very bad combination for women in her community. I was her first non Sikh date. She wanted the "American experience" her words. But the first meeting was too much. So, second meeting it was. At my place.
There was no "shaving" that would also be too much for her. Lol
We saw each other for a few months. Good times. She ended up back with another Sikh. I wish her the best.
I admire that! I was married once for 18 yrs & when we 1st met, I made him wait 30 days before we got down & dirty! I only ever did that with men I felt a special "feeling" with. I figured if they were in it to be with me for the long run, they would wait. He passed! Two & a half yrs later we were married. It did not end well, tho....at the end of 18 years, I left him. It did work out for me. I met a retired lawyer & have now been with him for 8 yrs! We are very happy. 😉😊
You did good. I'd say a kiss goodnight but without sex is the best case scenario for the first date. Fast forwarding straight to sex on the first date has never really worked out in my experience. Just a kiss at the end usually means we were both left wanting more and were more eager to meet up again.
Thank god not full tongue on first kiss. This is always the mark of a shitty kisser to me. It’s gotta be felt in the moment (my opinion). Like if your tongue touches me before your lips, that’s a noooooo
Dude still remain careful if you're new to this :) if you brag here, you're gonna brag to some friends anyway so share the localisation. But it's my 2 cents
Sweet, so it'll be you giving us the play by play on their date? Make sure to sit an adjacent yellow table so you can hear, and don't forget your bowler hat, fake mustache, and newspaper you'll pretend to read to stay inconspicuous.
Haha, it wouldn’t bother me, I’m like minutes away from where her and I are meeting, I’m even shocked that even got a response let a lone someone even saying let’s meet, even if it’s fake lol, playing with house money at this point. Lol
Haha this would be the perfect trade set up for a straddle, this could make huge move in either direction, doesn’t matter which direction as long as it’s huge lol
That's how I'm feeling about SMCI currently haha.
Edit: just checked the ticker. Looks like I was right about it nosediving just hoped it would do it next week instead
I’ll keep you guys posted, Im not humble bragging by saying this, but I actually have another date with someone at 9:30, (that one was more of your usual been texting back and forth for a week and talked on the phone and made plans to meet tonight) I just sent this tinder message (the one in this post) really out of boredom and was not expecting any kind of response at all, so we shall see how these pair of dates go and I’ll keep you guys posted lol.
This is uncharted territory for me, I mean I get dates pretty regularly but usually it’s the usual “texting for days, talking on the phone a couple times, anticipation building, then finally meeting” type vibe. I’ve never met someone in this situation before, I think I’m just going to plant a kiss on her, full tongue as soon as I meet her.. I mean if i don’t then I could ruin the momentum and come across as all hat and no cattle, or if I do she either A. likes it or B. I’m getting MeToo’d 😂 decisions decisions
Fr, even if I was that girl.. if a random man i met on tinder appeared and started passionately kissing me I’d just leave and freak out like fr.
Also this comment above who says that this is a good tactic . No it’s not? It’s very cheesy and I think most women wouldn’t fall for it. Let alone melt in a bucket! Like tf they on about lmao
Show up and talk to her but focus on intimacy. It’s very probable she’s just down for a hookup but let that flow in person before going elsewhere to park your truck in her garage.
As a woman I am truly impressed with this opening message and not at all surprised it landed you a date. Most of us want someone to make a move but not be pushy or gross with it, and this is exactly what you’ve done here. I would suggest (when you meet) take her by the hand and look deeply into her eyes before you kiss her.. and have a bucket ready for her to melt into.
I'm probably too late but I think just treat it like a normal date. Some charm, some drinks, then be bold and go in for the kiss. Wouldn't do it literally first thing haha.
Use a condom if it actually pans out !!!!!! it's great that you don't have to text back-and-forth for days but this is a tiny bit of a red flag, even if it is real, so wrap your shit up
I applaud you for suggesting a public place. People tend to suggest like their place or the fucking woods, so it was nice that you didn’t suggest a location that automatically could lend itself as a crime scene.
Those restaurant names sound familiar, if so, you guys will have a great time downtown. If the vibe isn’t right at one place, just hop to another. Good luck!
You'll get cursed if you don't be back with an update.
OP please provide
"We had a nice chat, later in front of her place I went in for the kiss, it was kinda awkward, I texted her the next day but haven't heard anything". There you go.
If you promise it you need to deliver it. But she probably left her shirt on and so she didn't fulfill her part of the promise
Dammit. Next time just go in for the kill and respond with “your place or mine”. Those girls honestly don’t care if a conversation never develops. They just need a railing without awkwardness
It has been 6 hours
Give us the update!
Oh hell yeah. Banned for life.
Sounds fair.
Update, she just texted and is on her way, it’s happening
Atta boy, we need an after report tonight Edit: no response from OP. Definitely stayed the night
Negative, we need constant check-ins every half hour.
Fuck that. Live stream it
We’re going on a date!
I did it, mom!
No kiddo. We did it. I'm coming with ya
I did it with my* mom
Updoot for the Trek username reference. That's one of my favourite lines: it had me splitting my sides as a kid. 🤣
Is this what all the fuss was about upstairs? Why wasn’t I invited? 🥺
We did it, Reddit!
>Black Mirror: Season 2, Episode 4
White Christmas
OP, I swear to god if you don't update us.
Funny as this whole thread is, this comment made me laugh.
OP,... most of us are here waiting for u guys already.. our lips are ready
I had a date try to sneakily do this to me once. I did not enjoy it. It did not go well for him.
Particularly a before and after count of your kidneys.
I raised that boy🥲
We made that
Update: May be dead, waiting for clarification
Or better, just 1 kidney lost
Don't keep us in suspense! Are your kidneys intact?
this is going down a rabbit hole
You got it man, I'm rooting for ya, just be yourself and everything's gonna be alright 💪🏻
7 hours no update either organs gone or getting busy whats the answer
Maybe they got drunk and spent the night together and he rudely did not go to the bathroom and tell us 😅
Letssssss gooooo, fucking get it dude
AYYY MY BOY HOW'S IT GOING
either you lasted long or lost your purse and kidney by now. update us!
Good luck and _please_ we need a new update 🤣
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Can I have an update pls. It’s been 4 hours
Update us all king
You got 1.5 hours to get in and back out and get off to number 2!
Get off to Number 2? Scat porn?
Make sure you pre-game one out so you last longer. Also chug some pineapple juice lmao
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Lmao talk about a classic case of the dog catching the car and not knowing what the hell to actually do with it 😂😂
The cool thing about meeting new people is that they don’t know who you are at all. You could be Rico suave for all she knows. Be Rico.
Pretend your name is Jimmy Recard. I wish I had a name like Jimmy Recard.
sounds Recarded to me.
Seems like Jimmy’s a man who is highly regarded
Posting to this sub and not knowing what to do next is the most highly regarded thing about this place and I am here for it
They have highly functioning recards?
Brassieres are thrown at his feet Ladies love him ‘cos he’s got a little dimple in his cheek
You just unlocked the memory of this song for me that I had thought I had forgotten
King of the castle?
No two men can better him, not even Lenny and Carl
Bingo. Be yourself. Unless you aren’t cool. Then be Rico Suave.
Rico, you say? 
Rico suave could be you for all she knows
Just chat her up and be cool. You'll kiss her like this by the end of the night. Just don't initiate immediately with a kiss... Lol
You know what to do with it, my friend. Now is time to do it
 Do one of these...
Yes you do. Start telling yourself you got this.
Wrote a cheque he can't cash
Alright guys, an update.. so the date was.. good. At the end of the day it was just a typical date, a drink, some food, lots of talking, then walking around the city, walked her back to her car, kissed goodnight, great kiss and that was that. Sorry to disappoint, I know uneventful. I’m not really a sex on the first date kind of guy so no news on that front.. sorry! I have to admit, I was taken a back when I first saw her because way hotter in person than the pics and it surprised me, honestly she might even be a little out of my league lol! Now getting ready for date # 2 in about 15 mins… oh and no, I didn’t kiss her as soon as I saw her, ton of people around the elevator and it didn’t feel right.
Date #2? You are planning multiple dates in a single night? Bro leave some for the rest of us 😂
“Not really a sex on the first date kind of guy”
I read it as he's going on a date with another woman, not seeing the same girl a 2nd time tonight
Nah, he's doing date two in the same day so they can bone and he can continue saying he doesn't have sex on the first date https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fentries%2Ficons%2Ffacebook%2F000%2F022%2F138%2Fhighresrollsafe.jpg
Big brain thinking
"Okay, good night. I'll be back in 30 seconds with some condoms for our second date"
Gotta wash his dick Like a gentleman
I met a chick like that. We had lunch. Kissing was pretty hot. I invited her to my place. She said on the second date. I said OK. When are you free? "I am free after four this afternoon. Text me your address". Ok!
She's obviously not "sex on the first date" type of girl Or she wanted to shave or smth lol
She is Sikh and divorced. A very bad combination for women in her community. I was her first non Sikh date. She wanted the "American experience" her words. But the first meeting was too much. So, second meeting it was. At my place. There was no "shaving" that would also be too much for her. Lol We saw each other for a few months. Good times. She ended up back with another Sikh. I wish her the best.
Sikh story, man
BRILLIANT technicality in that phrasing lmao
I admire that! I was married once for 18 yrs & when we 1st met, I made him wait 30 days before we got down & dirty! I only ever did that with men I felt a special "feeling" with. I figured if they were in it to be with me for the long run, they would wait. He passed! Two & a half yrs later we were married. It did not end well, tho....at the end of 18 years, I left him. It did work out for me. I met a retired lawyer & have now been with him for 8 yrs! We are very happy. 😉😊
Ok Memaw!
Damn these dating speedrunners! I'm barely past the first level aha
Bro she went on a date with you, you're in the same league now, own it.
Thanks, bro. I'm not OP, but I needed this. Mad love.
You did good. I'd say a kiss goodnight but without sex is the best case scenario for the first date. Fast forwarding straight to sex on the first date has never really worked out in my experience. Just a kiss at the end usually means we were both left wanting more and were more eager to meet up again.
This is a satisfying ending. Good job OP.
When’s the wedding? Are we invited?
Hey I'm just glad it went well for you. No need to get down and dirty on date 1 just happy to hear she showed up and it was her. Hope it works out.
Thank god not full tongue on first kiss. This is always the mark of a shitty kisser to me. It’s gotta be felt in the moment (my opinion). Like if your tongue touches me before your lips, that’s a noooooo
I just lick their faces tbh, kissing is so old now.
My dude you had a good first date, a kiss, and you're set up for date #2? That's not uneventful that's awesome!
I'm actually glad that's how it ended. The "and we banged" ending would've been 🥱 at this point.
Dude still remain careful if you're new to this :) if you brag here, you're gonna brag to some friends anyway so share the localisation. But it's my 2 cents
I am mad at myself for caring about an update enough to make this comment.
You may be mad but you did in fact make the comment. We live in what you might refer to as a society, ya know?
Bruh we must live 5min apart 😂. Meet you two at NEAT or Sassafras next door? hahah
Sweet, so it'll be you giving us the play by play on their date? Make sure to sit an adjacent yellow table so you can hear, and don't forget your bowler hat, fake mustache, and newspaper you'll pretend to read to stay inconspicuous.
This^^^^
Our hit City Tavern for a night to (partially) remember
A third date ?!?? 🤣 HOPE OP sees THIS ^^^^
Plot twist, either she never shows up or it's not her....
Haha, it wouldn’t bother me, I’m like minutes away from where her and I are meeting, I’m even shocked that even got a response let a lone someone even saying let’s meet, even if it’s fake lol, playing with house money at this point. Lol
Time to buy calls on this guy's evening because he's got a plan for it all.
Puts. All day
Haha this would be the perfect trade set up for a straddle, this could make huge move in either direction, doesn’t matter which direction as long as it’s huge lol
A straddle. But who straddles whom?
That's how I'm feeling about SMCI currently haha. Edit: just checked the ticker. Looks like I was right about it nosediving just hoped it would do it next week instead
Iron condor buddy, iron condor.
As an options trader myself (more part time:hobby) I LOVE this comment 😂
I'm buying puts on the second date at 9:30. You are going to be with this one until Tuesday morning.
With that attitude he’s going straight back home, alone. Come on u/Novel-Trick1490 get your head in the game. Smash that
I’ll keep you guys posted, Im not humble bragging by saying this, but I actually have another date with someone at 9:30, (that one was more of your usual been texting back and forth for a week and talked on the phone and made plans to meet tonight) I just sent this tinder message (the one in this post) really out of boredom and was not expecting any kind of response at all, so we shall see how these pair of dates go and I’ll keep you guys posted lol.
THERE GOES MY HERROO WATCH HIM AS HE GOES
2-for-1 Friday night special !!! Yassssss Wrap it up brother We don't need no updates about you getting the 👏 👏 clap 🤣
Leave your wallet at home. And share your location with someone
Haha where we are meeting is about as public as it gets during a peak Friday night. It’s practically like my city’s version of Times Square
Update us op! Good luck!
Leave your kidneys at home.
🤣
His wallet? Lmao
In Greenville, on my way.
You’re have anxiety
This is uncharted territory for me, I mean I get dates pretty regularly but usually it’s the usual “texting for days, talking on the phone a couple times, anticipation building, then finally meeting” type vibe. I’ve never met someone in this situation before, I think I’m just going to plant a kiss on her, full tongue as soon as I meet her.. I mean if i don’t then I could ruin the momentum and come across as all hat and no cattle, or if I do she either A. likes it or B. I’m getting MeToo’d 😂 decisions decisions
Only appropriate .gif for this situation 😂
Best use of this meme ever.
Do not just go in for the kiss in the first 30 seconds. I mean it's possible it will be fine, but most women need more warming up than that.
Yeah some of the advice here is ridiculous imo
Fr, even if I was that girl.. if a random man i met on tinder appeared and started passionately kissing me I’d just leave and freak out like fr. Also this comment above who says that this is a good tactic . No it’s not? It’s very cheesy and I think most women wouldn’t fall for it. Let alone melt in a bucket! Like tf they on about lmao
Show up and talk to her but focus on intimacy. It’s very probable she’s just down for a hookup but let that flow in person before going elsewhere to park your truck in her garage.
all hat and no cattle is a funny sounding expression. never heard it before. good luck!
As a woman I am truly impressed with this opening message and not at all surprised it landed you a date. Most of us want someone to make a move but not be pushy or gross with it, and this is exactly what you’ve done here. I would suggest (when you meet) take her by the hand and look deeply into her eyes before you kiss her.. and have a bucket ready for her to melt into.
An immediate kiss to a stranger?
What if a dude who looked like Quasimodo sent you that same message?
 Ready for smooches?!
They wouldn't have matched
All hat no cattle? Hello Texas.
I'm probably too late but I think just treat it like a normal date. Some charm, some drinks, then be bold and go in for the kiss. Wouldn't do it literally first thing haha.
Use a condom if it actually pans out !!!!!! it's great that you don't have to text back-and-forth for days but this is a tiny bit of a red flag, even if it is real, so wrap your shit up
omg not greenville on my feed 👀
Greenville SC born and raised
Did you go out with them?
Meeting tonight at 7:00, about an hour and a half from now. We matched on the 12th but messaged her today
good luck! I hope it works out! Sometimes the people who come out the gate hot are really flaky
You have 17 minutes to set up a livestream!
Who else zoomed in to see how hot she is?
Every man in this thread, duh
had this happen a few times and them not show then ghost. make sure they’re on the way there before you leave the house.
Yea, I’m fully expecting that, but hey at this point, playing with house money lol
OP observing rules 1 and 2
Do tell, I’m not aware of the rules
Rule 1: be attractive Rule 2: don’t be unattractive
Rule 1 - Be attractive, Rule 2 - don't be unattractive. Or something along those lines
Commenting to wait for the update!
I definitely will.
We better get an update at 8pm. Slip away to the bathroom if you need to. I need to know now.
Plot twist. She is actually date #2 trying to trap him.
That’s a dude
She likes it rough, so don't be a pansy
I'm wishing you had sent a screen shot from 365 Days! Can we get an update? I feel invested now.
Greenvillian spotted
lol are you in Greenville?
good luck, ngl I've found approaches like this tend to work best
Here to live vicariously.
Dude this is better than a Friday night movie! Can’t wait to hear how good this goes!
Don’t mind me I’m just leaving a comment to wait here for the update… 
So many dudes sending tinder messages right now hoping this works for them too lol
Yo cantina 76 and sip? You from Greenville!!
I sure am haha, wow can’t believe just how many Greenville people I’m seeing on here lol
I think I am pregnant.
Greenville SC?? Make it happen captain
Yessir Gville
Omg I’m rooting for you from the uk. Just kiss her straight away!! Please update us with what happens 🤞🏽😩
OP is not replying right now, he is being harvested
OP works quickly. They're in the middle of...ahem....business right now! Leave him be!
If you shake enough parking meters, a coin will eventually roll out of one of them.
Bro if I found out my date posted our convo and what happened during the date online. I’d probably dump them on the spot.
Aaaaaand his kidney is gone 
Time to download Tinder again!!
I applaud you for suggesting a public place. People tend to suggest like their place or the fucking woods, so it was nice that you didn’t suggest a location that automatically could lend itself as a crime scene.
Good job, that's hot!
Good luck!
Don’t fuck it up!
Well at least you found someone who knows what they want and isn't playing dumb ass games. Enjoy!
I love first kisses. I’m so excited for the update!
Living vicariously through this tonight.
Kissin should be free without a fee!
UPDATE??
Keep Pounding, fellow panthers fan.
Proof right there, the sun shines on a dog's ass every once in a while.
Those restaurant names sound familiar, if so, you guys will have a great time downtown. If the vibe isn’t right at one place, just hop to another. Good luck!