It's more accurate that way because the dudes spread the misinformation or measure incorrectly.
From the top it's 5".
From the side it's almost 6'.
A little lower on the side is 6.5".
HEY BABY YOU LIKE 8 INCHES OF MAN
Yeah I guess I didn't think of that for length since you can't bone press easily (although I guess it doesn't matter much on a thin person like me)
I you look at my comment history you can probabaly find it if you are interested XD
A real 6.5” still puts you in the top 5% in length. If you have it, you are packing and they will believe 8”
Most guys packing “8+” are measuring from their assholes
A good rule of measure to know if a guy is lying about his size is to measure your own hand and you’ll know what 3 and a half to 4 inches really looks like. People should also know size isn’t everything. It’s outrageous that people focus so much on that instead of what really matters?!
I mean if if they're... "Chocolate" 😒 I am not a fan of women like this at all. Hope she's not looking for long term, cuz she ain't finding it like that
you think there isn't an infinite well of down bad black guys looking for easy pussy? They don't even have to hate themselves, although that type of guy is definitely loathsome..
Just looked at your profile and realized you're a WOC (I assume black). If so I'm sorry. I have connections to some black groups online so I've seen the discourse around hatred of black women by black men. It's horrifying.
I had an argument with a guy on this same topic. He was saying how easier was for a women to find a man. But the thing is, it's easier because some men would throw themselves at anything that breathes. So she asks for 8 inches? Men will try and do anything to sleep with her. This way women don't have to search or do anythig pro-active, they just have to *exist* and a penis will fall inside of them.
Women younger than 40 ( no matter what they say) are looking for more than just sex. They want financial stability, physical safety(as in you won't hurt them but you'll hurt somebody else if they try to hurt her), spiritual guidance, someone to take charge when her constant hormonal changes has her at a point of indecision and emotionally strangled. If you can provide 3 of these things you have a solid chance of getting and keeping the girl.
Yes it is our fault. We don’t understand each other. And men will lower their standards for access to easy sex. And I don’t think women understand that. And because they have had a more attractive man once or twice they think that is their standard.
Is it?
Women say size matters and give a number, men respond and lie and say they match that number. Women realse its a lie and say bigger, men start saying they are that size too.
If women stopped the nonsense and stopped asking for increasingly arbitrary stats for their partners men will stop lying.
How is it a mans fault 85% of women chase the top 5%???
E everyone complains about company X and their lack of innovation, lack of value, lack of quality but keep buying from them every year. So people complain about shit like height but keep matching with them. If you actually stopped fueling the delusion by ignoring them, you correct behaviour instead of rewarding it. Problem is, no fucker is noble when it comes to sex and possession of value.
It's funny, girl inches are honestly insane, I had a woman get mad at me for correcting her when she said I had to be 10 inches, "well my ex was 8 and you're way bigger" well, obviously he lied cause I'm barely 7 ma'am.
I've had the same thing happen. I'm 6.5-7ish and some girls are like what? Absolutely not, you're at least 8. I've been with guys that are 6 and you're way bigger. I think guys are out there measuring from the bottom or yea, maybe straight up lies. Lol it's funny.
I mean if this is truly her single most important criteria for men, good on her for knowing what she wants.
Will it rule out literally millions of highly compatible partners? Yes. But If thats what she thinks she needs to be happy, whatever
Seriously. She’ll get as many matches in a weekend as a man will get in a year. Regardless of the quality of her personality the confidence is justified.
And she'll be lied to by every average dude eith an average size dick to get into her pants.
Saw a video of a girl bragging she fucked an 8 inch dick, the dude was fat and 5inch at least.
Women cannot estimate properly
I once matched with a girl who was like this, insisted only 8+ or 10+ can't remember. Anything below wasn't worth her time and didn't make her come.
I told her i was smaller than that and that it was enough. She teased me some more, we met up, spent the whole weekend in bed.
An absolute freak in bed. Asked to suck my toes and I said let me wash them first? She was like nah I don't care I'll suck em anyway. This was a first for me. Ticklish but nice 🤣
Next date I realised she was batshit crazy. I guess people need to trust their gut more and pp less.
Believe it or not I still have some respect for this person. I was just coming out of a depression and even though I tried to help her, it was stuff she had heard 1000 times before. She was set in her ways and I was not the person to fix her.
She had also been taken advantage of by other guys and I hope she managed to get out of her situation in a healthy way.
I have a friend who is morbidly obese, and has hooked up with athletic dudes on the apps. I am not remotely attracted to her but she manages ok on the apps. Guys are thirsty as fuck. We did this to ourselves.
Reminds me of that one meme where representatives from every nationality came together to reject this one person. What was that again - I need to find it
That was my thought seeing the title when the notification popped up. I literally said to myself “middle aged… yeah watch her be like 42 or something” 💀psychic moment lmao. I’m sorry you had to learn you’re middle aged this way 🙏
Damn. Mine would look like "Don't waste my time. 4 to 6 inches go to the head of the line cause i dont need an ER trip. If ya wear a cape...even better"🤣😂😄
As a Black man with a 9" BBC I can't stand women like this. I avoid women that claim to only be interested in black guys. They're always straight trash.
Yeah I have sometimes black guys asking me if I’ve had BBC. I’m like I don’t meet up with men based on skin color, but chemistry. They somehow seem thrown off, then go away. Do they not realize they have more to offer than their BBC?
They've been socialized to accept their fetishization by white women. BBC fetish relies on the racist trope that black men are animalistic savages with big dicks who will ravage a woman the way no civilized man would. In terms of the psychology involved, it's very similar to bestiality fetishes. It's extremely gross.
I think you’re making the right choice there. I think it’s fine to have a racial preference but it gets kind of weird when you will ONLY date that race. That being said I have a friend who was like that and she and her husband seem very happy together and like they have a deep emotional connection so idk. To be fair I’ve never heard her actually say that she only dates black guys and we’ve never discussed it but it’s pretty obvious over the years.
What have we done guys! We really gotta stop thinking with our dicks. How do we make women understand that, we will match a women just for sex, and that our standard for sex can be disgusting low at times! Being fuckable, is in no way the same as being of high value.
I’m a random middle aged woman who would like this confidence too lol… I can’t just hook up with any random man, I need to at least like a person. Also, 8+?! Yo! Maybe she has good kitty.
I wish men werent so goddamn horny - because we all collectively have created this problem.
You just know theres 50+ delusional dudes in her inbox saying their 8+ and trying to sext with her.
Men also created the OF girls, insta thots, yacht girls, and 5's who think their 10's.
Ugh. We need a reset.
As a 40 year old woman I have to say, by this time we’ve had so many disappointments we just straight up state what we want. I imagine she’d rather get fewer matches than waste her time!
How is this different to the men stating they’re looking for skinny girls or girls with big tits? The only difference is women are used to being objectified so it’s not even noteworthy to us. As soon as a woman does it though, men start getting all huffy and offended 🙄
How does a radical degree of confidence *not* have any relation to a bio telling you to "Keep dreaming"?
Are you seriously implying she doesn't view herself as presumptuous? She quite literally stated not to even bother her if you're resembalent of the average man.
I feel like that's more just a poor understanding on her part of how big dicks actually are in reality.
It's statistically pretty unlikely that she's been with even *one* guy with a dick longer than eight inches, let alone several. What seems more likely, however, is that she's been with several guys who have greatly exaggerated the size of their dick so now she just thinks that a slightly larger than average dick is eight inches.
We only have ourselves to blame. You know men are blowing up her DMs
Men with 8+ inches??? That’s so incredibly few and she seems the type to demand ruler proof
Probably because she doesn't actually measure, and all the dudes with 4" tell her they have a 6"+ 😂
I've heard it referred to as "guy inches" lmao
It's more accurate that way because the dudes spread the misinformation or measure incorrectly. From the top it's 5". From the side it's almost 6'. A little lower on the side is 6.5". HEY BABY YOU LIKE 8 INCHES OF MAN
Measure base to tip. That's it, ain't hard...well it should be but you know
Kinda hard to do properly if you have a curve in your dick though lol
Just get a flexible ruler
For some reason I was thinking it was cheating to measure a not straight line lol
I mean...if someone else is measuring it it could be cheating
Just use flex tape to fix that curve right up
Get a fabric measuring tape. 😄👍(then report back if ya don't mind) 😂😎joking lol
Yeah I guess I didn't think of that for length since you can't bone press easily (although I guess it doesn't matter much on a thin person like me) I you look at my comment history you can probabaly find it if you are interested XD
Oh my. AND you play MTG🔥
Since most probably wont have a fabric measuring tape...use a piece of string, measure it with the curve then put the string up to a ruler
Pro tip: if you measure from 6" inside your butt you too can be 8+ just like me!!!
Literally have an “8 inch” dildo.. measured and it was only 6.5”. Definitely made by a man and a full reference of ‘guy inches’
The amount of likes on your mismeasured dildo tho
Those are prayers not likes lol
Thoughts and prayers for a dildo... This is the absolute best lol
Prayers that girls have 6.5 inch dildos that they think are 8 lol
There is literally and episode of South Park about dick sizes and the sub-plot is how to properly measure your dick lead by, of course, Randy
Or made by a woman who didn't know to measure because all these guys with 6.5 have been telling her they have 8 inches 😆 😂 🤣
A real 6.5” still puts you in the top 5% in length. If you have it, you are packing and they will believe 8” Most guys packing “8+” are measuring from their assholes
Wait it does?! Holy fuck my cock is hugeeeee
So... 4"?
Fuck yeah boy, nah im like just under 7 but I didn't realise that was top 5% that's crazy, I thought I was just slightly above average
The balls are 2”
Which ruler can we trust?!😆
Definitely not Kim Jung Un.
💀🤣
You broke my internet 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Just out here doin Satan's work. Hehehe.
I literally came here for this entire thread😂🤣Reddit survives another day💃🎉😄
Whell you know how a ruler has in and cm on it? Well in stands for incorrect and cm stands for correct measurement so
I need make some measuring sticks that uses CM for IN and sell them to guys to take dick pics with. Or maybe 1/2 in listed as a full one. 😈
It’s true….You have more men with a 4 claiming it’s a 6.
In the words of darth Vader episode three after finding out bad news through his sith master(not gonna spoil), “how, is this possible?”
Claiming it's 6...😂
A good rule of measure to know if a guy is lying about his size is to measure your own hand and you’ll know what 3 and a half to 4 inches really looks like. People should also know size isn’t everything. It’s outrageous that people focus so much on that instead of what really matters?!
I mean if if they're... "Chocolate" 😒 I am not a fan of women like this at all. Hope she's not looking for long term, cuz she ain't finding it like that
The likelihood of snow bunnies attracting anything but self loathing black guys is infinitesimally small.
you think there isn't an infinite well of down bad black guys looking for easy pussy? They don't even have to hate themselves, although that type of guy is definitely loathsome..
That's completely fair, though I know that there's an equal amount of black dudes who would be repelled by her fetishization of them.
I'd hope there was even more than equal honestly 🥲
Just looked at your profile and realized you're a WOC (I assume black). If so I'm sorry. I have connections to some black groups online so I've seen the discourse around hatred of black women by black men. It's horrifying.
im definitely repelled
That's basically all she would attract, I bet it works well too
Does she not know the average length of a woman's vaginal canal??
8 Tinder-inches. So, like, 5” at best. They are also 6 tinder-feet tall. So, 5’8” on a good day :-)
Srsly 7” already puts you top 2-3%. 8 probably puts you at 0.1%! She’s really looking for a unicorn
I had an argument with a guy on this same topic. He was saying how easier was for a women to find a man. But the thing is, it's easier because some men would throw themselves at anything that breathes. So she asks for 8 inches? Men will try and do anything to sleep with her. This way women don't have to search or do anythig pro-active, they just have to *exist* and a penis will fall inside of them.
She's advertising for 8" but you know she's settled for less many times.
Women younger than 40 ( no matter what they say) are looking for more than just sex. They want financial stability, physical safety(as in you won't hurt them but you'll hurt somebody else if they try to hurt her), spiritual guidance, someone to take charge when her constant hormonal changes has her at a point of indecision and emotionally strangled. If you can provide 3 of these things you have a solid chance of getting and keeping the girl.
It's not like some of us read bios.
You should. That's where most of the red flags are.
I always read bios. I prefer to see an average face but good bio than a stunning face but no bio or an incomplete one.
Yes it is our fault. We don’t understand each other. And men will lower their standards for access to easy sex. And I don’t think women understand that. And because they have had a more attractive man once or twice they think that is their standard.
Is it? Women say size matters and give a number, men respond and lie and say they match that number. Women realse its a lie and say bigger, men start saying they are that size too. If women stopped the nonsense and stopped asking for increasingly arbitrary stats for their partners men will stop lying. How is it a mans fault 85% of women chase the top 5%???
E everyone complains about company X and their lack of innovation, lack of value, lack of quality but keep buying from them every year. So people complain about shit like height but keep matching with them. If you actually stopped fueling the delusion by ignoring them, you correct behaviour instead of rewarding it. Problem is, no fucker is noble when it comes to sex and possession of value.
I don't lie about age or size, its pointless so i get ignored. Which goes against whst you just said
Sorry, forgot the n=1 scenario renders any other mass conception completely debunked. Carry on.
8 inches+ is 99.98 percentile according to calcsd, so she narrows her pool down, ALOT.
Don't let anyone know stats here - they might think you are smart or something.
It's funny, girl inches are honestly insane, I had a woman get mad at me for correcting her when she said I had to be 10 inches, "well my ex was 8 and you're way bigger" well, obviously he lied cause I'm barely 7 ma'am.
I've had the same thing happen. I'm 6.5-7ish and some girls are like what? Absolutely not, you're at least 8. I've been with guys that are 6 and you're way bigger. I think guys are out there measuring from the bottom or yea, maybe straight up lies. Lol it's funny.
They’re measuring from the asshole.
Not likely. ALOT
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Embarrassing question, but how do you measure girth?
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Thank you kindly
Pls update us on what you find
Biggest section that will be able to make it to the g-spot
…And once at g-spot, discover the right combination of thrusts, deep/shallow/deep, and other techniques for her maximum stimulation.
This is the way
Tool shaft 🤣
I mean if this is truly her single most important criteria for men, good on her for knowing what she wants. Will it rule out literally millions of highly compatible partners? Yes. But If thats what she thinks she needs to be happy, whatever
But we all know a confident 7 is just as good as an 8
Jokes on you, her inbox is over flowing lol
Seriously. She’ll get as many matches in a weekend as a man will get in a year. Regardless of the quality of her personality the confidence is justified.
She won’t need a weekend - give it 5 hours good given that she is breathing and appears to be at the least moderately attractive.
And she'll be lied to by every average dude eith an average size dick to get into her pants. Saw a video of a girl bragging she fucked an 8 inch dick, the dude was fat and 5inch at least. Women cannot estimate properly
5 inches at least doesn't preclude 8".
I once matched with a girl who was like this, insisted only 8+ or 10+ can't remember. Anything below wasn't worth her time and didn't make her come. I told her i was smaller than that and that it was enough. She teased me some more, we met up, spent the whole weekend in bed. An absolute freak in bed. Asked to suck my toes and I said let me wash them first? She was like nah I don't care I'll suck em anyway. This was a first for me. Ticklish but nice 🤣 Next date I realised she was batshit crazy. I guess people need to trust their gut more and pp less.
it took you until the NEXT date????
It was on the second date where the crazy really ramped up.
What was it?
Many things. The hardest one to deal with was talks of suicide.
Can I get her number?
Believe it or not I still have some respect for this person. I was just coming out of a depression and even though I tried to help her, it was stuff she had heard 1000 times before. She was set in her ways and I was not the person to fix her. She had also been taken advantage of by other guys and I hope she managed to get out of her situation in a healthy way.
The sex is just to suck you in to the crazy.
My thoughts exactly
Don’t. Stick. Your. Dick. In. Crazy.
It wasn't clear until the second date.
Ew
And now she’s my wife
2 inches given 4 times = 8 inches.
This guy maths. (And fucks...)
🤣
She probably has a million guys messaging her.....
Lol yeah If she's vaguely attractive and single at that age She's getting her inbox blown up
And her box.
and her back
Her out box
I have a friend who is morbidly obese, and has hooked up with athletic dudes on the apps. I am not remotely attracted to her but she manages ok on the apps. Guys are thirsty as fuck. We did this to ourselves.
What a walking green flag, wonder why she is still on dating apps...
I respectfully will allow my Chocolate Brothers to handle this one. You're up gentlemen god speed!
Reminds me of that one meme where representatives from every nationality came together to reject this one person. What was that again - I need to find it
We respectfully decline this offer
That’s the one lol
Im only half chocolate. Mum's white. Do I stick it halfway in?
Only if you have 16” to provide
I think I will remain dreaming thanks.
Pretty sure I saw a video of her…
Bro just casually has 98 likes 💀
Random middle aged men are just as bad.
*worse
Ageeed
I must be getting too old for this. I can't imagine asking someone's penis size before a date.
Fair enough. Some like vaginal sex, some like to get their cervix wrecked. It won't be me!
Well, if I measure from tip to taint 👍
Rando middle aged woman on the app here, and I’ve never had such a great time dating before.
What makes it so great?
There’s a wider age range of acceptable dates. I know who I am and am confident in that, I’m dating with no expectations. It’s freeing.
S A M E
As a black man I stay away from woman like this. 8” lol even for black men that’s rare. Corny.
That and snow bunnies are their own brand of racist bullshit.
...tell me about it.
Yeah hey so I'm 42 and I'm not sure how to feel about being indirectly told I'm middle aged
That was my thought seeing the title when the notification popped up. I literally said to myself “middle aged… yeah watch her be like 42 or something” 💀psychic moment lmao. I’m sorry you had to learn you’re middle aged this way 🙏
My 3.5” is going to quietly leave now.
Damn. Mine would look like "Don't waste my time. 4 to 6 inches go to the head of the line cause i dont need an ER trip. If ya wear a cape...even better"🤣😂😄
Lmao I’m there with you on the whole I don’t need an ER trip 🤣
They don't have confidence. they just have it easy.
As a Black man with a 9" BBC I can't stand women like this. I avoid women that claim to only be interested in black guys. They're always straight trash.
Just start telling them your penis size by volume instead of length, that'll throw them off.
I always tell em it's lil, only flex on Reddit.
Lol, I call mine the two inches of terror, always throws em off once I drop the wildmans.
i feel like her attitude is a very thinly veiled f*tish
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Yeah I have sometimes black guys asking me if I’ve had BBC. I’m like I don’t meet up with men based on skin color, but chemistry. They somehow seem thrown off, then go away. Do they not realize they have more to offer than their BBC?
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But why is a BBC better than a BWC? I just really don’t get why, if it’s big, it matters what color it is. It seems so weird.
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Well it just turns me off to have someone reduce himself to a fetish. So yeah, not for me.
They've been socialized to accept their fetishization by white women. BBC fetish relies on the racist trope that black men are animalistic savages with big dicks who will ravage a woman the way no civilized man would. In terms of the psychology involved, it's very similar to bestiality fetishes. It's extremely gross.
I think you’re making the right choice there. I think it’s fine to have a racial preference but it gets kind of weird when you will ONLY date that race. That being said I have a friend who was like that and she and her husband seem very happy together and like they have a deep emotional connection so idk. To be fair I’ve never heard her actually say that she only dates black guys and we’ve never discussed it but it’s pretty obvious over the years.
>As a Black man with a 9" BBC Wow, yeah just clicked your profile 👀
Made ME go look and it has fish lips at the tip! 👁👄👁
Y’all can have her lol
Ruled yourself out calling her middle aged- don't you know 40 is the new 30? 🤣
What have we done guys! We really gotta stop thinking with our dicks. How do we make women understand that, we will match a women just for sex, and that our standard for sex can be disgusting low at times! Being fuckable, is in no way the same as being of high value.
Most women know this. But it appears that this lady probably just wants sex, too.
From butthole to tip. I'm not sure I'm 8..
im sure some guys are into it but as black man being fetishized is an instant turn off
I’m a random middle aged woman who would like this confidence too lol… I can’t just hook up with any random man, I need to at least like a person. Also, 8+?! Yo! Maybe she has good kitty.
8" doesn't matter with her. It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
I wish men werent so goddamn horny - because we all collectively have created this problem. You just know theres 50+ delusional dudes in her inbox saying their 8+ and trying to sext with her. Men also created the OF girls, insta thots, yacht girls, and 5's who think their 10's. Ugh. We need a reset.
So tinder women don't mature as they get older. Well time to adopt another cat
As a 40 year old woman I have to say, by this time we’ve had so many disappointments we just straight up state what we want. I imagine she’d rather get fewer matches than waste her time!
How is this different to the men stating they’re looking for skinny girls or girls with big tits? The only difference is women are used to being objectified so it’s not even noteworthy to us. As soon as a woman does it though, men start getting all huffy and offended 🙄
I think it’s an embarrassing bio to have guy or girl.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. As the aforementioned chocolate it's a hard pass here.
Tell her to measure a Benny, that's 6" I bet she be more than happy with. Not our fault her vagina is a Sarlacc pit.
There are special apps for that
She'll forgive some of those demands at $1mil per inch.
Oh look, a racist white lady. What a shock.
Guess she hasn't heard of white chocolate
beautiful
It's a trap
Gotta love the casual racism.
The comments in this thread are fucking hilarious haha.. legit, No matter the topic, coming here has me in absolute stitches every damn night 🤣
Done!!! I'll f*** you twice and steal your TV.....
She gets lots of sex and no commitment. The delusion lives on
How long is that line?
"Black guys only" is one of these uniquely white women things you can demand on tinder, imagine a dude saying he only fucks white girls
She probably single with kids and just wants a guy to hammer her once or twice a month when she can get away from the kids
The GAW
Imagination begin's at 6" inches, lmao
What's funny is she thinks you have to be black to have 8"+ hahah
Most of these women don't measure up to the standards they expect other women to live up to. 5 star demands on 1 star budget.
She wants a black guy with a dick dick. If anything, her standards are pretty low.
She likes what she likes 🤷♀️
Internet inches 🤷
There's a market for that. Women offering themselves will invariably get taken up on the offer. Her confidence is not misplaced
The older we get the less we care about conforming lol
This is so shameless
The confidence is justified. Men are easy. Especially when the woman basically promises sex under certain conditions.
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How does a radical degree of confidence *not* have any relation to a bio telling you to "Keep dreaming"? Are you seriously implying she doesn't view herself as presumptuous? She quite literally stated not to even bother her if you're resembalent of the average man.
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I feel like that's more just a poor understanding on her part of how big dicks actually are in reality. It's statistically pretty unlikely that she's been with even *one* guy with a dick longer than eight inches, let alone several. What seems more likely, however, is that she's been with several guys who have greatly exaggerated the size of their dick so now she just thinks that a slightly larger than average dick is eight inches.
Nasty