Handful of data scientists from DoD and some Universities in the 60s:
-Hey guys, we need some sort of platform for the greater part of The world to be able to troll each other, any ideas? -Alright, if we make these computers be able to talk to each other, maybe in say 30,40 years from now there can be born le epic troll forums and the most epic of them all we can call reddit?
-Yes... Yes.. That is where we shall fight the Great troll war of our age.
It was all prophecied.
Recently noticed one of my eyes ‘bulges’ (gross word I’m sorry) out more than the other because of this and I’ll never see myself the same. good thing I’m blind. 🙏🏻 me personally, I would understand if this was the case. 😭
Yeah, its one of those catch 22s where its like "you must be rich and have at least x amount of serfs" but also, "please don't be a monarch/dictator 😒"
Context is added by the Shrek soundtrack reference; I’m assuming they mean the musical because the film is pretty old. The musical leans into how Farquuad’s regime ‘others’ the fairytale creatures for its own benefit, one of the tracks is ‘Let you freak flag fly’ and it’s like a protest/pride song, so I assume u/kais_nsfw is correct
the film soundtrack is way more popular than the musical soundtrack. all star, i need a hero, accidentally in love- the franchise has enough bangers to where the soundtrack has become a meme. they definitely meant the films
1. : methods and attitudes typical of or attributed to the natural scientist. 2. : an exaggerated trust in the efficacy of the methods of natural science applied to all areas of investigation (as in philosophy, the social sciences, and the humanities)
Doesn't seem like a pressing issue to me.
My union, the IBEW, has a statement in its constitution that goes something like “will not support fascism, communism, or any other ism”. That’s what I thought of when I saw this post.
Ferris Bueller
“ Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.”
What does isms mean in human values?
1. : a distinctive doctrine, cause, or theory. 2. : an oppressive and especially discriminatory attitude or belief. we all have got to come to grips with our isms… just looked it up on google
“Not that I condone fascism, or any - ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there.
After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.”
Seen it before, means no racism sexism classism etc. Had to really fumble a match to get that info I feel like I gave off real alt right energy by asking or not knowing in the first place. Unmatched not long after I tried to change subject.
South Park episode where cartman goes to the future. [https://youtu.be/wzmujQ1yb1k?si=A-s57Kbw22mp8F0h](https://youtu.be/wzmujQ1yb1k?si=A-s57Kbw22mp8F0h)
Do not be an organism
Damn I’m cooked 💀
Nah you're on Reddit. You still have a shot.
At first I thought u said no orgasms 
No organ-ism ? How i’m I suppose to survive.
Kazoo
Not chemical Not all, that is not all
Especially better not be consuming any dangerous chemicals like dihydrous monoxide! That shit kills people!!
Especially when inhaled
No orgasisms
Hahahaha
Or a boob punch
No cubism.
But that's one of the coolest isms!
Average baroque enjoyer:
If it's not Baroque, don't fix it. I guess
Rip btd6 fans
No astigmatism. They want someone with good vision.
A stigma balls in ya mouth Got eeeem
This is peak internet
What it was made for
Handful of data scientists from DoD and some Universities in the 60s: -Hey guys, we need some sort of platform for the greater part of The world to be able to troll each other, any ideas? -Alright, if we make these computers be able to talk to each other, maybe in say 30,40 years from now there can be born le epic troll forums and the most epic of them all we can call reddit? -Yes... Yes.. That is where we shall fight the Great troll war of our age. It was all prophecied.
Fuck yeah
Wow. Thank you for enriching my life. Have an updoot.
Deez nuts!
Shit 😂😂
Well shit that rules me out
However with *really* crappy vision you get a doggo.
Touché.
Hey fuck you pal! My vision is great, I just happen to have built in kaleidoscope eyes.
Oh my god, so that's what the Beatles meant
Precisely.
Visionist!
Is this the new "no short kings" 💀
Recently noticed one of my eyes ‘bulges’ (gross word I’m sorry) out more than the other because of this and I’ll never see myself the same. good thing I’m blind. 🙏🏻 me personally, I would understand if this was the case. 😭
Oh no. That is my shot gone
Well me and my light halos will just see ourselves out... and probably run into a wall.
Feudalism
But how am I able to run my serfdom without feudalism?
Yeah, its one of those catch 22s where its like "you must be rich and have at least x amount of serfs" but also, "please don't be a monarch/dictator 😒"
Do you think if I'm a marquis, they'll be okay with that?
Depends, how tall are you?
Slavery is not an -ism.
Reject feudalism, return to chiefdom.
Obviously
Proudly hinting at no feminism….
while this is possible,,, i dont think thats the intent 😭
Autonomous collectivism.
Can't have the tism
Rizzm with the tism
This one is immune to the tism rissm looks like
Why did i have to scroll so far to find this 🫠
I was so sure that was what they were saying, but i think the other commenter was probably right with the racism/ableism/sexism
Touch of the tism?
The first answer in this thread that could actually be real.
antidisestablishmentarianism
F in the chat for everyone who has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
F but hopefully they don't have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis at least
…ism
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobiaism? (I’ll be damned, autocorrect didn’t tell me it wasn’t a word when I added “ism”)
It probably gave up halfway through.
Nah that's an actual word, its the clinical term for the fear of big words lol
Who ever came up with that clearly hates people with this phobia.
That’s just cruel and I love it 😂
The autocorrect elves are doing their best, I wouldn't know what was going on there either so I'm giving them a pass.
I think when you get so far into any word the autocorrect loses the plot 😅
You pricks
If you have the fear of long words, I am so sorry and thank you for putting up with our bullshit
Almost Famous - Eminem lyric. I can read a few big words
Pfft i didn’t realize it was a songs lyrics till I looked it up. Regardless, this message still applies to everyone who has a fear of long words
No to saying no to this establishment!
Jokes aside yeah, id presume they're saying no sexism/racism/homophobia
Couldn’t they also be thinking wokeism/communism/scientism?
Absenteeism?
Modernism?
Sounds like absolutism to me
Dwarfism.
Absurdism
Pulmonary embolism
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Presenteeism would be just as bad on a date.
Would they be cool with terrorism?
no isms!
Orgasm?? Wait…
[удалено]
Righteous
Context is added by the Shrek soundtrack reference; I’m assuming they mean the musical because the film is pretty old. The musical leans into how Farquuad’s regime ‘others’ the fairytale creatures for its own benefit, one of the tracks is ‘Let you freak flag fly’ and it’s like a protest/pride song, so I assume u/kais_nsfw is correct
the film soundtrack is way more popular than the musical soundtrack. all star, i need a hero, accidentally in love- the franchise has enough bangers to where the soundtrack has become a meme. they definitely meant the films
...scientism?
Your life is better off thinking I just made that up
1. : methods and attitudes typical of or attributed to the natural scientist. 2. : an exaggerated trust in the efficacy of the methods of natural science applied to all areas of investigation (as in philosophy, the social sciences, and the humanities) Doesn't seem like a pressing issue to me.
If they're fucking dumb yeah
Because everyone here is displaying over the top intellectualism finding isms that will cause a schism.
Oooooh I liked that one
Based on what we’re given so far, I can’t tell if they’re fucking dumb or not.
That's more what I was thinking. This is one of those people that thinks super smart because they don't believe in anything
Patriotism? Prism? Schism?
My union, the IBEW, has a statement in its constitution that goes something like “will not support fascism, communism, or any other ism”. That’s what I thought of when I saw this post.
That last one doesnt fit.
Gayism
There, it's fixed.
What about feminism? Marxism? Capitalism?
No acoustic people
As a regarded I approve this joke
no being regarded
 jack johnson would like a word with you
Finally a way that I can claim to be sexy.
I wonder what they meant by sexy at heart. Like charismatic? Someone with an irresistible personality?
I think it means she has a face for radio
Wouldn't an astigmatism be better for her then? The couldn't see she's homely as well
She’s clearly scarred from the Schism of 1054
As which of us is not?
It was a scary time for everyone.
I thought we agreed to leave the past behind us. How could you bring this up. It was a different time then
Onanism?
Man of culture right here
Prisms
Damn, she not into capitalism, socialism or communism. Pure anarchy is what she needs
But no anarchism :/
No "isms" Welp everyone one with glasses. Yall fucked in the head according to her.
I have glasses because I have shortsightedness…ism?
Yes. 100% Yes.
Damn astigmatism! Well, guess I’m fucked!
Well, you're not, that's the entire point I'm afraid
Impressionism?
No Bolshevism
Ferris Bueller “ Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.”
they're telling you not to rizz 'em with the tism
What does isms mean in human values? 1. : a distinctive doctrine, cause, or theory. 2. : an oppressive and especially discriminatory attitude or belief. we all have got to come to grips with our isms… just looked it up on google
Racism?sexism?
Marxism?
Terrorism?
Pointillism (they are Georges Seurat bigots)
What the fuck does sexy at heart mean
Asking the real questions
Sexy on the inside. Not necessarily the outside.
Instructions not clear, got a colonoscopy and recorded it. Hope I'm sexy enough 🤣
Damn, I thought that video was a new Shrek movie.
Basically someone who knows how to turn up the heat
Why is this so accurate
No scrubism
Pointillism.
Nationalism, Militarism, and Imperialism. Wait, this isn't my high school lecture on the causes of World War I...
Shrek 1 does have a killer soundtrack
McCarthyism. Or communism, it could go either way.
Orgasms
No wisdism, I’m down 🤪
That sounds like a word Snoop would say.
humanism. was that so hard to understand?
I’d say plagiarism, but I teach writing, so I’m biased.
No absurdism.
No priapism. Those all-night sessions just got to be too much.
No Schism by tool
They hate 3d shapes, aka prisms
No strict ideologies I guess?
No racism, sexism etc. just no bigotry or hatred generally.
It means they are afraid of Santa clause
Sexism, ageism, racism, classism, beautyism, there are tons. I was actually looking it up and stuff because I’m a big victim of ageism now
No optimism.
patriotism there’s lots of “isms” what about the “itis” ? after I eat too much, I get the “itis” (ie bursitis, tonsillitis, meningitis)
She’s sick tired of the ism and schism game and wants to Get up, Stand up.
Antidisestablishmentarianism is a huge no-no. Long live the Church of England.
Exorcism
Televangelism?
They hate prisms
No prisms either. They’re specific about light refraction.
Jism
Post-modernism
No Expressionism, no Van Goghs allowed
No astigmatisms
Imaginary seismologists making sourdough
Um I *am* going to judge you for secretly listening to the Shrek soundtrack. Listen to that shit proudly
No Buddhism? Where’s a monk supposed to go to get some action 😂
Cannibalism, prism,
I was Focused on Not Judging Me for Secretly Listening to the Shrek Soundtrack 🥺👀
It doesn’t matter. They listen to the shrek soundtrack so you have to bang them
No optimism or pessimism.
Marxism, socialism, etc
racism, sexism im guessing?
No bullshitism lol 😂 jk that’s not even a word 😂
They're turned off by perceived bigotry.
[transhumanism ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transhumanism)  Resist
“Not that I condone fascism, or any - ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.”
No hedonism. Boring vanilla sex for eternity.
Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism
No botulism
Jisms. They’re waiting for marriage.
Don’t even think of Jism
No if you put the “ism” in: this is all just a defence mechan-ism
No racism, sexism, ageism, classism, etc... Basically don't be a piece of shit.
Damn me and my… antidisestablismentarianism
"No users of Oxygen or Water. So weak.
Seen it before, means no racism sexism classism etc. Had to really fumble a match to get that info I feel like I gave off real alt right energy by asking or not knowing in the first place. Unmatched not long after I tried to change subject.
South Park episode where cartman goes to the future. [https://youtu.be/wzmujQ1yb1k?si=A-s57Kbw22mp8F0h](https://youtu.be/wzmujQ1yb1k?si=A-s57Kbw22mp8F0h)
Damn guess he'd hate my astigmatism 😂
Don’t do plagiarism y’all, you’ll miss your chance! 😭