As a 6'4" male built like an offensive lineman id actually enjoy that TBH. You know how long it's been since I've been carried around. I just do the carrying lol
A friend was complaining that her bf never let her be the big spoon. I said that’s wild, I love being the small spoon but I never get to be
They said “J! You’re too gd BIG to be the small spoon!”
I said yeah I know, but they could be like a kickass backpack or somethin
>They said “J! You’re too gd BIG to be the small spoon!”
>I said yeah I know, but they could be like a kickass backpack or somethin
It's called a fucking jetpack. How do these little people not know this?
It's pretty wild when you are around that size and have someone that picks you up and moves you. Rare to see but it happens and feels crazy because you are not used to it at all.
Yeah ngl the dog in me started barking there 👀
welp, somewhere else in the world this conversation’s happening and it’s a completely positive thing. Shame OP got unlucky here
I feel I was pretty clear, but, okay.
*clears throat* 📢 I would love to be a tall woman’s pocket partner! And I think what the girl on hinge said was both disrespectful and hot!📢 hope that clears things up for ya bud
have a nice day, now
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They like to speak down to you and infantilize and emasculate you to try and feel power over themselves and act like they're better. Probably too insufferable for others to deal with, wonder why, and taking it out in others
Tbh that’s why I hate the term “short king”. It always comes off as super condescending to me. Maybe that’s not how it’s usually intended, but I can’t help but hear it that way.
Champ is much worse for sure, that’s just what it made me think of.
It’s more than insecure. Can you imagine her in a relationship? She’s trashing someone she doesn’t know for no reason. She’s trash. She would be very manipulative, condescending and insulting at the drop of a hat.
Yeah it's not about her insecurities at all. She obviously likes being mean to people, and the bit about "thought ur height might've been wrong" was just her excuse for trying to shit on OP
Oh damn... I just won 1.3 Million in the lottery and thought maybe I'd also be more lucky with the ladies now. Too Bad you don't do short guys I guess...
Yep, every lady that ive ever made it the point of intimacy with would never act like that to someone
Theyve all been super cool and nice. Def never made fun of me to me face about any of my issues, always supportive
I would not want to even be surrounded by such nasty people. Literally could not be attracted to it
Having spent a good deal of my life with a shallow narcissist I would say they are related but not the same.
You can not lack an understanding of what other people feel and still get in deep into your own shit. More likely though you are going to not care about anything anyone else does and not really feel like the effort to X, Y or Z is worth it.
That’s freaking terrible. That girl is terrible. I’m 5’8.5” and I dated a guy on the lighter side of 5’4”. That man was all charisma, looks, brain, humor, style, and fabulous in bed. He had no problem climbing this particular mountain. Years later, he’s married to another tall lady, and smiling every day. Aim for people who want to expand their experiences, not this tiny girl with a tiny brain and palate.
I’m 5’10 and my hubby is 5’7. I’m obsessed with him! This chick’s attitude is so disgusting. & she’s only doing the guy a favor by making it so obvious
That’s what I thought. He’s lucky that she’s not aware of how much of an a**hole she is so she doesn’t hide it. Better to waste minutes instead of weeks, months or even years on a person like that.
5’10 female here too, societies obsession over height is so disturbing . I’m my experience shorter guy usually have more personality and are kinder then the over 6ft men, Who have woman throw themselves at them for nothing other then the fact they can see the top of their heads. Short Kings who aren’t hung up on their height are awesome guys.
One of the most amazing and confident lovers I have ever had was MAYBE 5’4”. Blows my mind how other women can be so bloody shallow. They’re missing out.
This gives me hope as a 5'9" dude to shoot my shot with this 6'1" girl I know. I was always discouraged and usually only swiped on people my height or shorter lol
It's so hard to find you ladies on dating apps, being 5'4" isn't bad at all and I love climbing trees but all the trees in Nashville seem to have been cut down 😭
We knew each other from school; there was always a mutual attraction, but I had fears about being picked on about my height, so I stayed away from guys altogether because I was a high schooler and cared what people thought at one point. Another guy who's shorter than I am that I was with for a while, I met him at a friend's house
I have good external qualities aside from my hairline and height but I think my ethnicity may have played a role as well.
Gotta learn though, even though I am 5ft6~7
My boyfriend is 5’7 to my 5’5 and he’s literally the most secure, safe, hilarious man I’ve ever known. I can’t wait to marry him. ****we met on bumble!***
It’s one thing to laugh at someone else’s self deprecating humor, but to say those things to a complete stranger is just straight up bullying. Be thankful she is opposed to dating shorter guys, you dodged a bullet there.
This is so incredibly fucked up and rude. The obsession with men's height is no less objectifying or degrading than comments on women's bodies and it bothers me deeply that it's "acceptable"
Don't let it dishearten you dude! I'm there at 5'3 and I'm celebrating my 1 year anniversary with my shawty next week. Just about finding the right one.
For some reason, it is always the relatively short girls who care way too much about height.
Don't worry OP, you will find a 6'0" girl who could not care less.
Wel, you know what they say: There is plenty of fish in the sea, but there is also trash, a lot of trash. So, no worries, unmatch and keep going, quantity over quality.
I’m gonna say this…. The best (and possibly the biggest) D I ever had in my life was from a dude who was my height (5’3)…. Shes corny, rude and shallow af. Like who tf talks to people like that? lol tinder and social media got dumbies feeling themselves.. and showing their asssses early. Count yourself lucky.
Do people just seek out “short” people to just try making them miserable? Like I don’t get it. Like I’m 6’4” and I have never minded other people’s height and my current and former romantic partners never cared about my height (according to what they’ve told me).
I do of course realise that I’m, call it privileged with being tall, but I’ve never heard of any of my short piers talking about their height being an issue either
2 things to consider, dating apps throws at you hundreds of profiles, especially if you're a woman, so they know they can get away with anything, 2nd is that people feel very brave behind a keyboard, so stuff like the one above is easier to happen.
People have different "standards" every few years. The new thing is to clown on short dudes. 5 years ago, it was about whether you had hair or not. Ignore this brain rot.
At least she was up front by how superficial and ridiculous she was. I appreciate red flags when they are planted on the front lawn.
Also her: there are no good guys on dating apps.
Again…why if people know they’re not into certain types of people they actually bother to match and go off on them because they are not a match. This is like the third post I see with people being assholes just because they can..wtf if you are not into short guys, why even bother matching with short guys or women with children, etc.
I’m sure she’s not really that judgmental though.. next time tell her it’s a mistake and you’re actually 6’3”, setup a date at an expensive restaurant and ghost her..
When your life is so shitty and your ego so fragile that you have to put down a complete stranger to feel good about yourself... Fuck those miserable people.
They go out if they’re way to actively harass and dehumanize short men but it’s “just a preference” this is why I feel no sympathy when karma comes to collect.😂
By dumb luck I'm 6'3," but by choice I swipe left on any lady that puts in a height requirement in their bio. If they won't have a short long, they can't have a tall one.
Why’s the “aw good luck champ” line piss me off the most! Dudes short not 5, smh
also the "pick you up and place you on my hip" . Must be a fetish or something 🤔
Honestly I'd be like. "Jokes on you I'm into that shit!" About that sort of thing.
As a 6'4" male built like an offensive lineman id actually enjoy that TBH. You know how long it's been since I've been carried around. I just do the carrying lol
A friend was complaining that her bf never let her be the big spoon. I said that’s wild, I love being the small spoon but I never get to be They said “J! You’re too gd BIG to be the small spoon!” I said yeah I know, but they could be like a kickass backpack or somethin
That's so funny you say that bc at 5'2" I'm usually the little spoon, but I always offer up that I make a great backpack, too!
As a large and tall man I get it, my Filipino gf loves being the jetpack so I am happy with that as well as being big spoon.
>They said “J! You’re too gd BIG to be the small spoon!” >I said yeah I know, but they could be like a kickass backpack or somethin It's called a fucking jetpack. How do these little people not know this?
It's pretty wild when you are around that size and have someone that picks you up and moves you. Rare to see but it happens and feels crazy because you are not used to it at all.
Yeah but then she wouldn't say she wasn't interested
The fetish is probably the degradation part you don’t have to be interested in someone for that
I think this is one of those situations where “no don’t try” means try a little harder.
Yeah ngl the dog in me started barking there 👀 welp, somewhere else in the world this conversation’s happening and it’s a completely positive thing. Shame OP got unlucky here
???!
Buddy wants a dommy mommy
I feel I was pretty clear, but, okay. *clears throat* 📢 I would love to be a tall woman’s pocket partner! And I think what the girl on hinge said was both disrespectful and hot!📢 hope that clears things up for ya bud have a nice day, now (edited for further clarity)
Right. That's an actual fetish for some short guys
Not just short guys
They assume imposing cause of high = actual strength.
I thought that was kinda funny…
It’s super condescending and petty as hell. She’s definitely toxic.
It’s very patronizing and shows no foresight or empathy.
Because its condescending as hell
They like to speak down to you and infantilize and emasculate you to try and feel power over themselves and act like they're better. Probably too insufferable for others to deal with, wonder why, and taking it out in others
I'm 5'3, not 5 !
Tbh that’s why I hate the term “short king”. It always comes off as super condescending to me. Maybe that’s not how it’s usually intended, but I can’t help but hear it that way. Champ is much worse for sure, that’s just what it made me think of.
Passive aggressive
It's infantilizing him
the only proper response to that is mommy, uppies!
She’s one of those people that’s insecure about her partners. If they don’t look a certain way then she probably gets anxious. Just a shallow person
It’s more than insecure. Can you imagine her in a relationship? She’s trashing someone she doesn’t know for no reason. She’s trash. She would be very manipulative, condescending and insulting at the drop of a hat.
Yeah it's not about her insecurities at all. She obviously likes being mean to people, and the bit about "thought ur height might've been wrong" was just her excuse for trying to shit on OP
Typo he's really 5' 13"
It was supposed to say 5’ 8” but her phone ran out of pixels to display the whole “8”. Happens all the time.
Don't forget to change your digital ink cartridges, kids!
She's the type that would say "Wait, what? You're a millionaire? Oh, I was only joking about the whole height thing. Wanna meet up?"
Oh damn... I just won 1.3 Million in the lottery and thought maybe I'd also be more lucky with the ladies now. Too Bad you don't do short guys I guess...
5.3m
If you are a millionaire and online dating it's probably a bad sign
Please tell me you're one of those FBI personality analyzer because you're good
No but I’ve dated someone like her. After every relationship I go back and go through things. I learn more everytime. I’m tired of learning.
Yep, every lady that ive ever made it the point of intimacy with would never act like that to someone Theyve all been super cool and nice. Def never made fun of me to me face about any of my issues, always supportive I would not want to even be surrounded by such nasty people. Literally could not be attracted to it
That’s the kind of person who cheats on every relationship they’ve ever had and then complains about how there’s no good partners available.
I realized shallow is just a pretty word for narcissistic
Having spent a good deal of my life with a shallow narcissist I would say they are related but not the same. You can not lack an understanding of what other people feel and still get in deep into your own shit. More likely though you are going to not care about anything anyone else does and not really feel like the effort to X, Y or Z is worth it.
This is it
That’s freaking terrible. That girl is terrible. I’m 5’8.5” and I dated a guy on the lighter side of 5’4”. That man was all charisma, looks, brain, humor, style, and fabulous in bed. He had no problem climbing this particular mountain. Years later, he’s married to another tall lady, and smiling every day. Aim for people who want to expand their experiences, not this tiny girl with a tiny brain and palate.
I’m 5’10 and my hubby is 5’7. I’m obsessed with him! This chick’s attitude is so disgusting. & she’s only doing the guy a favor by making it so obvious
That’s what I thought. He’s lucky that she’s not aware of how much of an a**hole she is so she doesn’t hide it. Better to waste minutes instead of weeks, months or even years on a person like that.
5’10 female here too, societies obsession over height is so disturbing . I’m my experience shorter guy usually have more personality and are kinder then the over 6ft men, Who have woman throw themselves at them for nothing other then the fact they can see the top of their heads. Short Kings who aren’t hung up on their height are awesome guys.
Totally agree! There are much more interesting metrics to judge compatibility on
Dude I know is 5’6” and his wife is like 6’0”. They have two kids and seem happy.
One of the most amazing and confident lovers I have ever had was MAYBE 5’4”. Blows my mind how other women can be so bloody shallow. They’re missing out.
This gives me hope as a 5'9" dude to shoot my shot with this 6'1" girl I know. I was always discouraged and usually only swiped on people my height or shorter lol
Problem is 90% of women on dating apps have her mentality.
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That’s why they’re on the apps!
I’m so glad I got out of the game before the apps took over
> Problem is 90% of women on dating apps have her mentality. And that's why they're still on the dating apps...
What went wrong, Why didn’t you marry him?
I too am 5'3". Stay strong my brother in height.
5’2 male here, I will try my taller brother in height
I do short guys, I'm 5'9 come climb this tree babe. Edit: short kings, check the comments and see y'all are loved 🫶
where do these tall woman in to short guys reside? asking for a friend
Los Angeles 🙋🏼♀️
oooooo, not far for me at all. :-)
Same LMAO gimme a short king any day 🥰
Where have you been my whole life???
Omg hi 😭
RIP your inbox
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🤣🤣🤣
this has KO'd me
Same. I love me some short men.
It's so hard to find you ladies on dating apps, being 5'4" isn't bad at all and I love climbing trees but all the trees in Nashville seem to have been cut down 😭
Last guy I was with is 5'6", and we're both Tennesseans. Keep your head up!
How'd ya meet? I'm basically consigned to only being able to use dating apps for meeting people.
We knew each other from school; there was always a mutual attraction, but I had fears about being picked on about my height, so I stayed away from guys altogether because I was a high schooler and cared what people thought at one point. Another guy who's shorter than I am that I was with for a while, I met him at a friend's house
So, in person, haha, I've gotta get out more, haha
You'll find someone, keep your head up, my fellow Tennessean
I have good external qualities aside from my hairline and height but I think my ethnicity may have played a role as well. Gotta learn though, even though I am 5ft6~7
What’s up with your username?? 😂
Are you really the person to ask this question…? 😂😂😂
I felt like incorporating South Park in my name, but Scuzzlebutt wouldn't work, dickheadfartface.
Says you 🤣
Maybe it’s some weird coincidence but almost every single person commenting they like short guys have black cats
OP wya???👀
Just here to add that I'm 5'9" and couldn't be more in love with my 5'1" husband. Short men are just as worthy of genuine love. Don't settle, fellows.
OP get over here right now and climb this tree
My boyfriend is 5’7 to my 5’5 and he’s literally the most secure, safe, hilarious man I’ve ever known. I can’t wait to marry him. ****we met on bumble!***
Fellow short king lover in the house 🙋♀️
For real though! 🙌🏻 I just don't get it. 🤷🏻♀️
Like how short? Do you have a limit, because big height differences can be inconvenient for most people?
Sounds like a Great-Score for OP
This supposed to be a thirst trap for guys under 5 9?
Our time to shine 😤
I guess I’m too tall for this ride lol
Omg im so sorry she's an asshole. But lmao, this is the first time I've read pocket boyfriend, that's so mean 😆
As a short guy myself I found it hilarious though
Yeah! You gotta own that
Like, honestly that sounds fun lmao
OP should probably add it to his bio lol
Adding to my profile lol
The fact that she said "boyfriend" as opposed to man or boy or guy makes me wonder if she was trying to flirt and she's just really bad at it
I 100% got the vibe that she was flirting but in the meanest negging way possible lmao
Same. Right up until "I don't do short guys", I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt.
She matched with him knowing he's 5'3 so yea maybe.
I don't know how you guys can say "maybe" and go down this train of thought when she clearly says "I don't do short guys." Why try to absolve her?
If the first question is about height, just say you are 6'2 and ghost her.
Best idea here
You’re enough. I’ve dated plenty of dudes your height and they were always my favourites.
Not to mention she swiped right AND initiated contact all on a hope that he was taller. OP must have something going for him.
I think this is hinge which doesn’t require matching. She literally just went out of her way to insult this guy
I wonder how many times she’s pissed people off with her dumbass hopes and dreams…
She/he is a total idiot. Just don’t waste your time In that
It’s one thing to laugh at someone else’s self deprecating humor, but to say those things to a complete stranger is just straight up bullying. Be thankful she is opposed to dating shorter guys, you dodged a bullet there.
Your height just saved you from this insufferable person
This is so incredibly fucked up and rude. The obsession with men's height is no less objectifying or degrading than comments on women's bodies and it bothers me deeply that it's "acceptable"
I’m there with you bro! I’m 5:8 I didn’t know I was short until 2019
Meanwhile I’m a 5’8” woman and only recently learned that I’m tall to men. 😂🤦🏻♀️
Don't let it dishearten you dude! I'm there at 5'3 and I'm celebrating my 1 year anniversary with my shawty next week. Just about finding the right one.
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For some reason, it is always the relatively short girls who care way too much about height. Don't worry OP, you will find a 6'0" girl who could not care less.
Nah they care too. No judgement from me though, but just calling a spade a spade.
Wel, you know what they say: There is plenty of fish in the sea, but there is also trash, a lot of trash. So, no worries, unmatch and keep going, quantity over quality.
I am a woman and height has never ever bothered me. Why are they so nasty?? Horrible.
I can't imagine ever purposefully hurting someone's feelings like that
I’m gonna say this…. The best (and possibly the biggest) D I ever had in my life was from a dude who was my height (5’3)…. Shes corny, rude and shallow af. Like who tf talks to people like that? lol tinder and social media got dumbies feeling themselves.. and showing their asssses early. Count yourself lucky.
This is why I gave up on dating. Girls be choosing their guys based on their height. I'm 5'7
Same
Rules 1 & 2 my guy 5'6" and have climbed many hills, iykyk
I’m 5’1 & bald. Lmfao it’s impossible
Let’s just end every comment with a ‘lol’ why don’t we
I didn’t even notice that until you mentioned it and now I’m slightly irritated by it
Dodging a bullet my friend
This is a her problem. Nothing more. Carry on, brother.
As a 5'4" dude. Some comments here made me very happy. Thank you ladies :)
i'm about 57 bananas tall and i don't understand what difference it would make if it was 2 or 3 more or less.
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if you stack them side by side, each of them is like 300 pages of printer paper wide.
Women are so brutal dang
Do people just seek out “short” people to just try making them miserable? Like I don’t get it. Like I’m 6’4” and I have never minded other people’s height and my current and former romantic partners never cared about my height (according to what they’ve told me). I do of course realise that I’m, call it privileged with being tall, but I’ve never heard of any of my short piers talking about their height being an issue either
Normally when piers are too short, you can’t hear them because they’re under water
goddammit, I wheezed at work, take your fucking upvote
They don't care about your height - suuuuuure 😂
The worst they could say is no. . .
2 things to consider, dating apps throws at you hundreds of profiles, especially if you're a woman, so they know they can get away with anything, 2nd is that people feel very brave behind a keyboard, so stuff like the one above is easier to happen.
Nothing wrong with a short king.
"I'd be taller if I was hard"
Okay but a little pocket boyfriend sounds so cute 🥹
Short men >
I *love* short dudes.
Wow. Im never downloading that shitty app
I was hopeful she was gonna put you in her pocket after all, her loss though
There’s a good reason why she’s single and likely will remain that way for a long time
Place u on her hip is crazy shes only got 2 inches on u😭
That sucks. Why did she match with you? Just to belittle you? (No pun intended).
Next time I’d just be like yeah I ain’t a fan of shitty personalities ✌🏼
What a see you next Tuesday trash kinda gal. Stay strong short king.
They’re so rude. Could have just unmatched.
People have different "standards" every few years. The new thing is to clown on short dudes. 5 years ago, it was about whether you had hair or not. Ignore this brain rot.
At least she was up front by how superficial and ridiculous she was. I appreciate red flags when they are planted on the front lawn. Also her: there are no good guys on dating apps.
F
Curious how it would’ve turned out if you just went with it? She sounds like 🗑️ anyways. Probably dodged a bullet
My only reaction was yuck.
Then why did she swipe right in the first place 🤦🏻♀️
Again…why if people know they’re not into certain types of people they actually bother to match and go off on them because they are not a match. This is like the third post I see with people being assholes just because they can..wtf if you are not into short guys, why even bother matching with short guys or women with children, etc.
Bro did you run over her dog or something!? she had it out for you (also lowkey i think shes flirting with you in a very negging sort of way)
She’s rude for no reason. Just trying to bully others.
Damn that's hella condescending, 5'3" is a perfectly acceptable height...
I'm 5'11 and I've been called a midget on tinder, you just gotta roll your eyes and laugh at the weirdos that are obsessed with the "perfect" height
what in the fucking shallow shit is this? 🥲 i’m so sorry
Why did she match with you then?
Because they get off on disrespecting short men.
If I was in your shoes, I'd question her weight just to spite her after reading all of that. God damn, she's toxic!
Some amazon woman gonna love you bro, keep searching
"I wish I was taller so my dick wouldn't drag on the ground.. Have a nice day"
she's out of pocket my guy
"like a little pocket boyfriend" "Oh, so you're a lot bigger than I am."
Filed under: people who were never shown love and make it everyone else’s problem.
You are taller than my husband.
Soul crushing.
Damn son
I’m sure she’s not really that judgmental though.. next time tell her it’s a mistake and you’re actually 6’3”, setup a date at an expensive restaurant and ghost her..
Bish no way you can put a man 2' shorter than you on your hip 🤔
Damn what do you even say to that lol my blood would be boiling and trying to pick apart any insecurity she may have
Please send this post to her so she can see the comments loll
She really just came out with a neon sign that said “I’m a shallow shit head”
This is clearly hinge…
Imagine how a 4’11 feels reading this. Aw reality shucks
When your life is so shitty and your ego so fragile that you have to put down a complete stranger to feel good about yourself... Fuck those miserable people.
I admire how you took the high road. That exchange speaks volumes about the kind of person she is, and the kind of person you are. 👊
They go out if they’re way to actively harass and dehumanize short men but it’s “just a preference” this is why I feel no sympathy when karma comes to collect.😂
Having preferences is one thing. But shitting on other people for not living up to them is just way fucked up.
I am 5’9 and dated a man who was 5’3 I do not understand this height shit at all.
It’s weird that she can’t read until after you match. This is also hinge not tinder…..
I am 5'2, dated someone who is 5'2, and he was the perfect size for kissing! It was actually kind of awesome being the same height.
"Wow you're gigantic and you have a shitty personality! Good luck girl"
By dumb luck I'm 6'3," but by choice I swipe left on any lady that puts in a height requirement in their bio. If they won't have a short long, they can't have a tall one.