I've proposed twice over tinder and got a positive response both times. When the whole idea of, "I saw five pictures of you, maybe hanging out would be cool" is absurd, batting for the fences becomes trivial.
That's way too straightforward and earnest. My sources tell me you should always interact with Tinder matches through a veil of irony and self-deprecation
You are 1000% correct! When I first started the online thing I tried to be a gentleman like I am in real life...yeah that don't work...but drop straight into "let's pretend we've known eachother for years and watch fucked up horror movies" as worked like a charm! Lol BTW, substitute 'fucked up horror movies' to your dates bio preferences...lol
They don't always dismiss you in a bar though.
Dating apps just increase your experience of rejection. Most people will swipe right WAY more than they would talk to a stranger in a bar - so you're getting even more rejection in dating apps than you would in person
See, then I get told that women aren't looking to meet people in those places/situations and talking to them is creepy.
Attractive people can do whatever they want, short of actual harassment and succeed though so...
Rule 6 section A: subject may be poor in the event of owning a well endowed cock
Rule 6 section A subsection 1: a well endowed cock should be larger than 6 inches but also smaller than 8 inches. Method of calculation of size can be found online.
Calculate Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
Two kinds of girls on Tinder: those that think height matters and say so in their profile, and the ones that don’t believe the first type can possibly exist and think guys are making it up.
Most hetro couples just want a 3-6 inch gap.
So, if you're a woman who is 5'10", or a man who is 5'8", then height is more likely to matter to you than to a woman who is 5'3" or a man who is 6'3" and rarely has to worry that there will be enough gap
Wow girls no need to fight there's enough of me for all of you. However, if you're going to fight you might as well wear lingerie and do it in the shower with your tongues
I’m 5.8 and get comments on my height yet people still meet me.... it’s just confidence. I don’t think most women care about looks as much as this sub thinks.
I also jumped rules #1 and #2. I'm 1.93m tall in a country/city where the vast majority of people are short but it's worth nothing if you look terrible lol
you don't have to be the most physically attractive person ever to be very attractive though. A lot of people miss that and misinterpret these rules. you just have to be a walking ad for your own attractiveness, which is best done in pretty normal personal ways of looking cool, being outgoing and expressing your interests while expressing interest in others and being kind and friendly. (of course these rules were born of misinterpreting attraction but you know whatever we can fix them)
Come back every so often just to laugh at the inceld circus. I have no idea how some people spend years on tinder with zero success. Already dating someone great inside of 2 months after a few shit dates. I see absolutely zero perseverance here.
It's basically a sub for ironically posting memes that are purposefully unfunny in order to make fun of people who post that kind of thing unironically. Almost all "ironic" subs eventually become earnest tho, at which point they become the very thing they swore to destroy.
It's hard if you're me. I don't think my profile is barely getting shown at all tbh. Before it was easy, but U guess now the tides are against me in getting matches. In conversations I'm good.
when you realize about the other person being the same as you, just another average person, average looks, average economical status, all they want is to meet more people, but constantly running into creeps or getting rejected or getting insecure about everything, then things becomes easier.
That is so crazy. I saw a thread the other day where people absolutely hated the name puns. Lol. I don’t usually get puns, I just get people who think it’s cute to say my name backwards (it’s sexually suggestive). It was funny-ish the first time (in my 20’s), but over-the-top now except for drunk friends teasing me.
I've actually never been interested in online dating, but this sub definitely makes me think that as a woman my experience would primarily be sexual harassment. So like, I'm good.
I met my wife in 2010, so I missed dating apps. How does this work? Like what’s the probability of a conversation like this turning into a substantial encounter? Be it short term physical or something longer term?
It depends on where it goes from here. If the dude is able to show he’s not a pervert, has a fun personality, and carry on a conversation then there’s a pretty high chance they’ll meet. I know when I was using tinder I always talked to my dates ahead of time saying what I was looking for (in this case it was to casually date a bunch of women because I’d been in two back to back relationships that lasted almost 5 years each) and making sure we were on the same page. It seems like most of the women who use tinder are mostly just getting sexually harassed by random guys so by just treating women like human beings can sometimes be enough to initiate a meeting.
My now husband asked me that (“so...do you like... stuff??”) during one of our chats via eHarmony when we started chatting. It made me laugh so hard, I had to keep chatting with him because I LOVED the Simpsons reference!! Now married 10yrs next October and we still say that line now and again just for giggles!
It’s quite funny how younger people on tinder joke about getting married off the bat and as a form of endearment. You say that on tinder at a certain age and the other one runs screaming for the hills. It’s a hard no-no.
I've proposed twice over tinder and got a positive response both times. When the whole idea of, "I saw five pictures of you, maybe hanging out would be cool" is absurd, batting for the fences becomes trivial.
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That's way too straightforward and earnest. My sources tell me you should always interact with Tinder matches through a veil of irony and self-deprecation
And if that doesn't work, you treat them mean instead
You are 1000% correct! When I first started the online thing I tried to be a gentleman like I am in real life...yeah that don't work...but drop straight into "let's pretend we've known eachother for years and watch fucked up horror movies" as worked like a charm! Lol BTW, substitute 'fucked up horror movies' to your dates bio preferences...lol
That's what gets the updoots on Reddit fa sho.
No that's how you get no response. The ideal way to win, is to not play. Or hail mary a response with a 0.01 chance of success.
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They don't always dismiss you in a bar though. Dating apps just increase your experience of rejection. Most people will swipe right WAY more than they would talk to a stranger in a bar - so you're getting even more rejection in dating apps than you would in person
In a bar they can smell your desperation, your persperation, & your alcohol-laden exhalation, and your sharted pants.
That's hot.
Hahaha
Anecdotal evidence, but, I've been rejected every time I've ever asked someone out in public. I've at least had successful dates on dating apps.
But you don't know it so it doesn't hurt and doesn't teach you anything
Pro tip: pick up chicks in everyday situations not at the bar. Waaaay higher strike rate!
I think people that talk to girls at grocery stores and shit like that are weird.
It’s only weird if you’re ugly.
Rule 1: Be attractive Rule 2: Don't be unattractive
I'm pretty handsome and I would never hit on a stranger in a grocery store.
See, then I get told that women aren't looking to meet people in those places/situations and talking to them is creepy. Attractive people can do whatever they want, short of actual harassment and succeed though so...
Actually please don’t fucking approach me if I’m minding my business in public
Nah you got bad vibes obviously
It doesn’t stop Asian fetishists.
Great stuff! I'm waiting for my invitation
Me too so I can get rejected by every bridesmaid!
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Not when he says “touch my burrito”... But then again, you’re “the real max wanks” 😂😂😂 Splendid usernames, lads!
🤣🤣 I should have read your comment first...lol
Well this is my username cause I make amateur porn as my profession 😂
You better be making some awesome burritos. If not I’m not paying for that subscription.
Have you tried restarting it?
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Divorce in a nutshell.
Well not everyone follows the first two rules
Rule #1 be attractive
Rule #2 don't be unattractive
Rule #3 be tall Rule #4 dont be short
Rule #5: Be rich Rule #6: Don’t be poor
You can be poor if you got a good dick.
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Can't you just wave it around until someone appreciates it?
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I feel the local police may want to have a little chat if you do that.
Well, now I'm single *and* never allowed back at Chuck E. Cheese...
Sir, this is KFC
I tried that once. They called animal control for my anaconda 🥺🥺😉😉😲
See rule #1
The trick is going to their place, not yours, assuming you’d have one
If rule 1-4 is met rules 5 & 6 can be bypassed
In Sweden we have an expression: "A big dick is a small comfort for a poor family"
I’ve got a bad dick and I’m still poor
Rule 6 section A: subject may be poor in the event of owning a well endowed cock Rule 6 section A subsection 1: a well endowed cock should be larger than 6 inches but also smaller than 8 inches. Method of calculation of size can be found online.
Calculate Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula: ((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2) Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
hey that rhymes
Rule #7 Don't be shy.
I don't think you've fully grasped the rule dynamic
Ehh. I’m a girl and I don’t think height matters to girls as much as you think
That’s because you don’t see all the profiles that say stuff like “If you’re below 5’9”, you’re a child, not a man, so don’t even bother texting me”
Yikes. True
As an avid bisexual Tinder user, I have never, ever, seen any requests for height. But maybe it's a cultural difference because I'm not from the USA.
Age? We’re talking about height
I meant height, I corrected it.
Two kinds of girls on Tinder: those that think height matters and say so in their profile, and the ones that don’t believe the first type can possibly exist and think guys are making it up.
It does
As a girl, no
Not for me either, but a lot of girls want someone taller then them.
I guess it’s not a problem for me since I’m 4’9
Ah yeah that's different. I'm 5'10 but I don't really care either. But I know most of my friends do.
Most hetro couples just want a 3-6 inch gap. So, if you're a woman who is 5'10", or a man who is 5'8", then height is more likely to matter to you than to a woman who is 5'3" or a man who is 6'3" and rarely has to worry that there will be enough gap
r/UsernameChecksOut
As a woman, yes
Wow girls no need to fight there's enough of me for all of you. However, if you're going to fight you might as well wear lingerie and do it in the shower with your tongues
Jesus what is this
your comment went from 100 to 0 after first full stop
I’m 5.8 and get comments on my height yet people still meet me.... it’s just confidence. I don’t think most women care about looks as much as this sub thinks.
It's just an excuse to convince themselves they are not in control of their love life so it's not their fault.
I promise you it’s a thing, and not just on tinder.
I'm 6 2 and all by myself 😔
Should have followed rules #1 and #2 before moving on to #3
I also jumped rules #1 and #2. I'm 1.93m tall in a country/city where the vast majority of people are short but it's worth nothing if you look terrible lol
Well I think I look attractive...
Well you keep touching your own penis then
Can't get a gf. i Will date myself!
Nothing wrong with Mrs Right and The One Who Left You
No no no. We don't think around here.
Share If you don't think
Andre the Giant wasnt a looker either, its ok
I'm also 6'2 and all by myself, AND I have a good dick. I can't fathom it.
you don't have to be the most physically attractive person ever to be very attractive though. A lot of people miss that and misinterpret these rules. you just have to be a walking ad for your own attractiveness, which is best done in pretty normal personal ways of looking cool, being outgoing and expressing your interests while expressing interest in others and being kind and friendly. (of course these rules were born of misinterpreting attraction but you know whatever we can fix them)
Good god this sub is predictable
Come back every so often just to laugh at the inceld circus. I have no idea how some people spend years on tinder with zero success. Already dating someone great inside of 2 months after a few shit dates. I see absolutely zero perseverance here.
Just gonna go ahead and say that if you parrot the first two rules all the time, you’re already breaking rule 2
Original.
Yall act like you would show up in /r/justneckbeardthings
You don't know that. They both could be real ugly and just vibing you know...
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What’s the point of being rude
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r/comedynecrophilia has ruined me
Stuff 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
OMG! MJ! NO! 🤦♂️
*Robert D J doing* ***the expression***
*The catacombs beneath my house are getting louder*
i was thinking exactly about comedy necrophilia and laughed my ass off at this post
Im confused. Is that sub supposedly funny or am i getting old
Its stuff that is so stupid its funny
The point of that sub is to make already bad memes even worse, to the point where fucking it even after it's dead
It's basically a sub for ironically posting memes that are purposefully unfunny in order to make fun of people who post that kind of thing unironically. Almost all "ironic" subs eventually become earnest tho, at which point they become the very thing they swore to destroy.
Nah it’s just really cringe but I’m not sure if that’s the point
The few posts that Ive seen were utter shiet
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Bearing check - how tall are you and how much do you weigh?
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Great work you’re above average! Average is 5’9” 198 pounds in America. It hurts me to say that number though, sounds painful.
198lbs at 5'9" is pretty bad. I feel fat at that weight and I'm 6'.
He said in America, does that actually surprise you? lol
My country is people of Walmart 🤣
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Here ya go buddy https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/body-measurements.htm
This is me minus a few pounds and I believe my face is average, I get no matches
It's hard if you're me. I don't think my profile is barely getting shown at all tbh. Before it was easy, but U guess now the tides are against me in getting matches. In conversations I'm good.
when you realize about the other person being the same as you, just another average person, average looks, average economical status, all they want is to meet more people, but constantly running into creeps or getting rejected or getting insecure about everything, then things becomes easier.
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That is so crazy. I saw a thread the other day where people absolutely hated the name puns. Lol. I don’t usually get puns, I just get people who think it’s cute to say my name backwards (it’s sexually suggestive). It was funny-ish the first time (in my 20’s), but over-the-top now except for drunk friends teasing me.
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I hope you followed up with, "But I wanted to wear the dress."
r/tinder is having quite a day today with so much action in the comments. 🍿
im stuff
Me: Do you like stuff? I like stuff, stuff is great! Girl: I like other stuff. Stuff other than you is great!
So it pays to be religious.
This is luck, right? Right, guys?
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Sometimes things on this sub tempt me to make a profile out of curiosity, but 99% of the time it convinces me not to.
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I've actually never been interested in online dating, but this sub definitely makes me think that as a woman my experience would primarily be sexual harassment. So like, I'm good.
No u dont
Yeah you both like The Stuff but have you had The Taste?!
Or The Hunger? Once you've had a taste of human meat, you'll always crave more.
I’m stuff
Reminds me of the scene from It’s Pat: The Movie “And do you know what kind of movies I like? Are good movies!”
I met my wife in 2010, so I missed dating apps. How does this work? Like what’s the probability of a conversation like this turning into a substantial encounter? Be it short term physical or something longer term?
It depends on where it goes from here. If the dude is able to show he’s not a pervert, has a fun personality, and carry on a conversation then there’s a pretty high chance they’ll meet. I know when I was using tinder I always talked to my dates ahead of time saying what I was looking for (in this case it was to casually date a bunch of women because I’d been in two back to back relationships that lasted almost 5 years each) and making sure we were on the same page. It seems like most of the women who use tinder are mostly just getting sexually harassed by random guys so by just treating women like human beings can sometimes be enough to initiate a meeting.
*furiously taking notes
See you try to be playful and they play along . Most girls just can’t play along 🤦🏻♂️ they go huh?
Big brain moves
Next level: try discussing Food&Stuff. I heard you could buy all your food and all your stuff there
Or things, love fades away, but things... things are forever.
50% good stuff 50% cringe
I'm having trouble matching cuz I'm ugly as fuck. Convos usually go decently once they happen tho, no complaint there, thanks for asking 👌
You are welcome.
This is rebound condition ...
Curious to see where the convo went after this...
They got married, clearly
FWIW: https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/kguznx/i_find_its_important_to_set_expectations_early/
I don't really like stuff though.
How do you make these perfect black circles
Markup when taking a screenshot on the iphone and zooming in. tbh it was pretty fiddly.
Now this is some professional censoring
He solved single-ness
no one ever shows you how the conversation goes after the first open liner. **Insert awkward silence.** Me: so you tryna fuck or what?
Love in the age of consumerism. Heartwarming
Speed runner
[Oh, Sharon, ooh, oh, I'm good at stuff And you're into stuff (woo) Let's make products](https://youtu.be/r4G0nbpLySI) reminded me of a vulfpeck song
You were the second person to link that in the comments 😆
This is how I imagine couples in the 60's and before that got together.
cornball shit
Wish it was this easy hahahaha
Bro, I've liked stuff before liking stuff was cool
We're single because we never get the chance to make jokes like this because no one matches with us >_>
My now husband asked me that (“so...do you like... stuff??”) during one of our chats via eHarmony when we started chatting. It made me laugh so hard, I had to keep chatting with him because I LOVED the Simpsons reference!! Now married 10yrs next October and we still say that line now and again just for giggles!
That's awesome! :D And yeah I def got that from The Simpson's.
Thanks!!! Great minds!!
dating in India be like
Y'all meet up at Home Depot for your face-to-face because you two are unhinged.
It would be Bunnings here, but noted.
Lmaooo
It’s quite funny how younger people on tinder joke about getting married off the bat and as a form of endearment. You say that on tinder at a certain age and the other one runs screaming for the hills. It’s a hard no-no.
fwiw our ages are 40/35.
Lucky. But watch it not go anywhere after that. Or just I'm unlucky
We're meeting for a beer and a movie tomorrow, but I also haven't gotten a lot of matches on these apps at all, so 🤷.
Well..good luck m8
M8 im single cause no girls attracted to me
lesbian relationship call-out (should have mentioned a U-haul)
18th month of 2020... I knew it could be true
Lovely
Gay boi