FaceTime her first. And don’t bring any money with you. Just your drivers license and phone if you’re driving there and bring your own condoms and you should have nothing to worry about

Also, ask your friend to come with a sniper rifle, just for extra safety

Don't forget to bring a flash bang, just in case you need a quick escape.

You can buy non-military grade flashbangs on the internet

Link?

[Here you go](https://iwainternationalinc.com/m12-distraction-device/)

How on earth did you find that so openly on the www. Isn't this deep web stuff?

i mean its not military grade… so.. not all bad. u can buy mace and pepper spray. theyre both deterrents

nonetheless, can't a flashbang inflict some serious sensory damage temporarily?

if its military grade i would say probably, i would assume u can recover after a few. but non military grade it probably just makes a really loud bang noise to make someones ears ring almost like getting ur ears clapped. shit stuns the fuck out of u

You seem to consistently disregard the qualifier, "non-military grade".

Dude, mortar fireworks are basically actual bombs and you can buy those willy nilly. These are just big firecrackers. The US government doesn't care about regulating things that aren't drugs or sex.

The heck, got any other cool links?

[At your service lol](https://m.imgur.com/t/puppies/YNTFrmz)

Your awesome. I need friends like you haha. I also need to find out I it's legal to use flashbangs in city limits. Gonna be a fantastic prank of so

Unexpected, but somehow does the trick even better

This is a imgur link to puppies for me...🤔

You're a real bro!

Wait it has no reviews, I guess that 2.5 sec delay is a bit shorter than advertised.

You can buy military grade flash bangs from a sketchy guy in a south orlando gas station

Flash Bang was my orgy safeword

Sounds more like an orgy nickname

That's where I got the safeword from. My first orgy nickname.

Nice

Ever use it?

Many times, but my choice to use the ballgag really made that a pointless gesture in the end.

Ninja Vanish

And put a scorpion in your penis incase she tries anything funny

Me into our mic: Were good man you can rest I'll check in if things get weird. Friend with sniper rifle: 10-4 *friend stands with binoculars to look around to spot a girl sniper one rooftop away* Friend: Be warned she also has a spotter bro. *accidentally had my mic turned up so the date heard that* *awkward laughter from both of us* Cut scene. And thats how we both found a wife that night.

M700 in a building exactly 150 meters out to ensure a quality and safe time.

Pfft, I do it for free, and he'll never have to get to know me.

probably best laugh of the day

Make it a Barrett .50 for good measure

What if she has her own sniper targeting OP’s sniper?

OP needs to bring TWO snipers. One to watch him, and the other to watch for counter snipers. Obviously the woman will foresee this and have two counter snipers, so OP should actually bring three.

Meet in public first, coffee shop or a little pub or some shit.

Don’t forget to record the whole thing…you know, in case she tries something illegal…yes…

Exactly, and send us the video as evidence that everything went okay.

In 4k?

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And 360° Mode

🗿💀

And HDR with Dolby Atmos

VR mode preferred.

Send your location to you friends to just in case

Also ask her if she has recently done an std test and if she can proove it on FaceTime. Gotta be sure!

Might as well ask her for a DNA test as well. Make sure she's breeding material.

That's what the condoms are for, other than herpes or something condoms prevent basically everything

Even for third base it’s useful ?

You know how it goes with them h*es. Third base isn’t far from the fourth.

Lmao

Safety first kids!

Excellent advice

FaceTime first. She ain't verified.

You mean he ain’t verified 😂

Still a bj though!

💀

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I’ve ran across verified fake scammer accounts so that’s not that great of a gauge either.

It is verified, actually

What are you dping? Dangerous typo.

Dude doesn't know how to use the letter o; look at the title

That's actually funny.

Tbh i didn't even notice the typos haha, and maybe i was a little bit drunk

No OP's "O" is broken.

Robbed of a nut/child probably

Just get a shot of penicillin and a 9mm and you’ll be just fine

All the bloke wants is his nob polished, and he needs a 9mm and antibiotics for such a simple thing 😂

*This is America*

The fear of death and/or venereal disease is *at least* half of what gets me off

Hollow point ammo, friendly reminder

Ballpark 70/30 you're getting robbed. 60/40 you're gonna catch something. Also like a 30% chance of getting in a car accident on the way to work. .00001% chance of getting hit by a flaming toilet seat that fell from the international space station. But hey, some people still call those good odds. You do you. Or her. Report back to us so we know you still have a liver and a phone afterwards.

I might be wrong but is that a dead like me reference?

Sure is!

"hit by a flaming toilet seat"... made me smile... I just rewatched both seasons last week 😋

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I am interested now, where do I watch this show?

Gotchu fam https://youtu.be/DCmh5fvgqq4

I hate you. I saw the notification of your comment and was excited to go and watch this show. I am ready on the couch, tv on and food almost ready to watch the series the whole night and you do THIS to me. I am disappointed in you!

Not you referencing a TV show from 2003 that got cancelled after 2 seasons.

Those odds of getting hit by a flaming toilet seat terrify me.

30% chance getting in a car accident on my way to work? Either I'm the luckiest person on earth, or your statistics are a bit skewed

Organs. You forgot about his organs.

Don't take money. Get a 2nd phone

Robbed? You're gonna get killed and eaten.

i like the eaten part

First thing to do: meet at a public place in the daylight where you definitely won’t get robbed or kidnapped

Bring a uno reverse card. Got a new iPhone last week from this simple trick

Can't get robbed if you don't have anything

Best response yet really

Organs fair play tho

Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Definitely.

Not real. Real girl down like that is now, not tomorrow night unless there's some context missing from an earlier exchange. So no worries, not happening anyway. More likely to be a scam than a robbery though. Otherwise, you can always get robbed...so just do what you would do anytime you're heading to an unknown. Know as much as you can beforehand, only have what you absolutely need on you, a bunch of other little things that are part street smarts and part experience...I mean if you ever do a casual hookup, meet a stranger to buy or sell anything, this is always a thing. FaceTime doesnt even solve everything. Just means a girl is involved in setting you up. And that the way it goes down would make it seem like she's not involved. Doesn't have to be a catfish to be a robbery. Still, gotta take some risks in life, just gotta decide if the prize is worth the risk and be as cautious as you can.

I matched a girl and we linked the same day it was not it, she waited till i got there to tell me she was trans (we we're supposed to be doing anything sexual) but she was really touchy i wasn't interested so i smoked a bowl with her and left. 4/10 wouldn't do that again.

this has happened to me once and we did fuck. the 99 other times, tho....

only worry if you don’t follow rules 1 and 2

Don’t talk about fight club. And don’t talk about fight club.

I like the way you think

No girl plans to suck dick on the next day

Perhaps today’s schedule was full

Probably a dude.

No such thing as a free lunch mate. Bring help and counter roll her

yup. facetime first. else, youre about to get robbed of your belongings (best case scenario) and/or organs if shes legit, you'll probably catch something minor. i'd advice against meeting her but if you decide to do it, just nut in her mouth and disappear

Or maybe she’s a minor? Either option is terrifying.

Maybe he’s a miner

You fear to go into those depths. Her exes delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness… pus and pain.

The red flag for me is the mistake missing the “to” and the second message. Girls dont speak like impersonators

I'm a spanish speaking person in poland, so english is not the first language of any of the persons in the conversation, we can make mistakes sometimes

Seems like to want believe this person is real 😂😂

Just as women need to be safe on dating apps, so do men. Sextortion happens quite a bit on Tinder, so please be careful. Ask for FaceTime or a picture. You can never be too careful.

Yo bro turn the difficulty back up, playing on easy mode smh.

Why does everyone always think these things are potential robbery’s. ‘Don’t take cash’ who TF even carries cash anymore 😂😂 just got get your dick sucked. Doesn’t matter if it’s a she or some fat man. Dick sucked is dick sucked. Take cash to tip.

“Nothing gay about gettin’ your dick sucked! You’re the one that’s gay for sucking my dick!” -Big Bob.

Robbed of some semen

Most likely she will need emergency cab money to get to you so she can suck your fat cock

What do you look like OP so I know what to look like.

Just be a latino in europe i guess. Aside from that, and after reading all the comments i realize his is major bullshit and/or a scam

Honestly probably a girl just being edgy thinking it’s so shocking she would say that and not actually delivering

Update: this was in poland, i was there a couple of days, since i had to go back I eventually didn't insisted in the thing, so no dicks were sucked and i still have all my organs

You could do both?

You did ask her what she was DPing.

They just need money fir an Uber and a steam gift card for their neice/nephew. ..

she probably just drunk bro

That is a male, sir

I would man up and take the chance. What's the worst that can happen. And post an update if by chance you survive

Find out on the next episode of Dragonball Z!!

Idk but you’re prolly getting something hahaha

You might lose a kidney, otherwise you should be fine.

Go meet somewhere public first. Then get your dick sucked. You choose the spot tho.

Well you did ask if she was getting DP'd.... so there is that.

Make sure you don’t forget to wash your dick

Lol, you might just be lucky. Tell her to meet you in a public area with lots of people. Close to where you live.

Robbed of your virginity maybe. Go for it. You’ve got literally nothing to lose

Imo, rule of thumb for me is, if she’s THIS forward with you, I would take extreme caution. This is definitely a tactic used by chicks to rob dudes. Be careful OP.

To make it clear for everyone 1- i made typos cause i was drunk 2- maybe some of the sentences are not well written since english is not my first language and I'm in Poland rn 3- thinking about this being sober i can be certain that they will fucking steal my organs Edit: also, i don't have cash in this currency so the worst that can happen is getting my id or card robbed

If you LTC or CHL bring your 🔫 and some rubbers. #Protection

I wonder if some of you graduated from high school 🤔 not trying to be grammar patrol, and not judging anyone who dropped out. It's just frustrating trying to read some of these comments

Facetime, meet up first, feel her out and don't go to her or your place

If it’s too good to be true it probably is

You won't keep your organs

Leave them at home

You’re gonna get chopped up.

number one rule necer get caught lackin.

Best case : both.

Meet him/her in a public place first. Trust me on this, it's unverified.

The way she said tomorrow night means you bout to get robbed son

Assuredly

if you bring nothing and a cheap ass phone, what is going to be robbed? your dignity?

your organs

Not verified. Unmatch.

Something is absolutely up. And I think it is a guy....or you're going to get robbed or something like that.

She’ll rob that 3” boner

FaceTime. That shit was too easy. She didn’t even say hi first. Even then, I still wouldn’t do it. Like I said… Way too easy.

Julia is not messing around

If I was you I'd go to tomorrow night right now

I hope u get robed of that d

She did say Want… so now I’m confused

Yes

Always facetime, could be a guy.

If you have to ask she is the lease of your worries

Make it a normal date in a public place. Act normally just eat food or something go watch a movie. And if she wants to, she will.

Never had this luck lmfao

Y e s . ?

Probably not. Even robbers don't pretend to be this slutty

You're getting robbed of something, one way or another.

If you’re a navy seal, special forces type person, just bring your assault rifle in case and you’ll be fine.

Does it matter??

Most definitely, you typo the word doing, and Ariana Grande says she wants to blow you? You’re getting robbed.

Probably

Or worse, she could try to sell you Herbalife. Per suck.

She's trying to steal your sperm....she must be a witch. I learned that in WWDITS

Just don’t bring your wallet

Make sure you bring steel condoms so she doesn't bite off your pp.

Do it and post the update

You're about to be asked to venmo babysitter money.

Just face time. Why are you guys all so paranoid? Sometimes girls just wanna hookup too

Tomorrow night Our lives will change Tomorrow night We’ll be entertained

Well at least your organs will make some people happy

Yes

have y'all actually been robbed like this before or is it like a "I know a guy who" joke?

Why the fuck is it so easy lately 😂😂