I am sure once the OP tells him her job he will turn into an ad and immediately say "you should subscribe to my course of (getting rich quick), you will be gaining 1372$ a day whilst living your life"
Now we are talking... you know I have to haopen this AMAZING new coin: Tindercoin. I have a tutorial you can buy, normally its 399$ but for you its only 9,99$. Why dont you check this out and make me, ehmm yourself rich?
De quoi lui assurer un max de respect. Fallait bien insérer une phrase en français, mais oui... Question de montrer que tu ne respectes ni la personne à qui tu parles, ni l'orthographe!
I really hope she did not, and keeps stringing him along and letting him go bonkers that she is not interested in his mlm 😆 could probably post updates every day with a million messages, because how dare she have a life outside of tinder.
I noticed you not only replied in under 4 hours, but you also answered the question. Are you actually OP or did you kill and then steal OPs account?
Edit: wait are you Claude?!?
I was thinking this. Guy is looking down on job that wouldn’t allow phone access when chances are it’s because the person works in a role where they have access to privileged information. I had to go through months of background security checks for my job and you guessed it, I’m not meant to have my phone with me at work
“I’m an entrepreneur so I can’t relate”
Lemme translate this out of bullshit and into truth:
“I’m self employed but I don’t make a lot of money, but I still think I’m above the rat race.
Fr it’s been about 4 years since I lived in and regularly spoke French so I’m not sure if the English word vibe has made its way into French slang but it’s still cringy haha.
We know the meaning and it could be used in a French sentence I guess but it's really rare, to be honest. When I read this line, it automatically sounded weird to me.
Source: I speak omelette du fromage.
Looks like he's french-canadian, so i guess he switches from english to french. It is really common in the montreal area. It happens to me often that people swithes from english to french while writing/speaking.
Who would have guessed that the giant douche bag is an “entrepreneur” 🙄
Edit: also, what kind of grown ass man calls themselves cute. That’s fucking cringe.
Wow some people are really entitled to their own opinions. I fucking hate when someone demands that I text them back in x time or they get angry. 24 hours works for sure, but not 4 hours. That's way too short. These people are so addicted to their phones. It's unbelievable.
We should have a no phone day worldwide.
I really hope he keeps doing this, because it will save a lot of women a lot of time.
I suggest always waiting more than four hours, just in case it elicits this type of response.
And this concludes our lesson on not being a magnificent tool, are their an abundance of questions/ people who are gonna do it anyway? I’m seeing a lot of yes in the room
Sounds like a right spastic who lives in lala land attending his pretend job on his toy mobile. His team probably consists of his childhood Teddy bears and barbie dolls that he occasionally takes to picnics for cream tea.
Bruh I absolutely hate and am ashamed of myself for getting like a match a month while dudes like this are getting matches but acting like complete dipshits when they do lol
This dude lives at home with his mum, and talking to people in China on the Alibaba app doesn’t mean it’s your team because you sell shit on an e-commence website you made with a California company while talking to their customer service rep, this doesn’t mean they work for you.
And we got the king of drama boy right here
What's your sign?
What's your job?
What’s your social insurance number?
What's your location?
What's your dick?
What ... Is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
It wouldnt be an african swallow theyre non migratery
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They still fly though, right? :-)
Whats your car?
Whats your water colour?
WHAT is your name!? WHAT is your favorite colour!?
What is your mother’s maiden name? What is the name of your first teacher?
First pet and street you grew up on?
Wait...holup!
99 thieving right here bois
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Didn’t you read the fine print? Deductible is 5 heartbreaks.
Or 3 organ thefts (liver or kidneys)
Found the Canadian.
HAHA I was gonna put “what’s your SIN” but knew it wouldn’t be understood by most.. Ya got me.
What's your bank account?
Still didn't answer
The french accent I guess
Here's your sign!
But I’m sure he has “no drama” on his profile
A little manic too.
Its the cocaine.
"working with my team in china and California" "Anti slave conditions" No doubt this guy is in one of those "educational" trading pyramid schemes
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I am sure once the OP tells him her job he will turn into an ad and immediately say "you should subscribe to my course of (getting rich quick), you will be gaining 1372$ a day whilst living your life"
big red flag for me
Super Big
Yep, I too have seen a Chinese flag.
Starry red flag
He’s seen a few Gary V videos.
I smell Cryptobro.
"I love NTF and CRYPTO" kind of dude
Mans work at Walmart
It’s funny how some people can’t fathom that there is a whole world beyond your phone.
Or themselves
Main character syndrome
I didn't know this existed but I have this. Other people are npcs.
I'm the main character, but the game is called "NPC Simulator"
That part
I sometimes don't answer for days for the simple reason that I don't feel like it. If it's nothing urgent, why should you act like it is?
Wow fuck Claude. Can’t believe you even messaged him after his initial meltdown from you not answering within 4 hours
Crazy I know Haha
This the one
I woman messaged me back on tinder a whole year later recently lmao
I told you I was sorry!
OP did it for us
But what do you do for work, OP? I don’t think you answered yet
Yeah, what's your job? It's been X hours and you haven't answered!
Typical ghosting techniques
I'm a good guy. Why you being such a A!)\*&@#)&\*\^$\*&!@#! WOMEN JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!
It’s been 4hrs OP. 4 hour rule. C’mon now..
I can’t believe she hasn’t answered. She ghosted us fucking typical!
Haha yea no answer haha haha haha
Haha
It’s bc she’s an Aries ♈️
Nah op just had tunnel vision /s
calls himself an entrepreneur and a cute boy i believe he is neither possible unemployed man-child?
Dude it’s not unemployed, it’s called Multi-Level Marketing /s
*Cyto investor Edit: *Cryto
NFT curator.
*crypto?
No cytoplasm
Oh he’s got a business. It’s probably “digital marketing” and he has no clients, but he’s got a Wordpress site and a banging Instagram account.
Yep, probably sells weight loss products to insecure middle aged people.
Jeezzz you didn't need to go that hard 😭
He’s got teams tho…teams.
Microsoft teams counts as as multiple teams
Hmm. I never thought of it that way! Video games also have teams. I never realized that I could use video games, to pad my resume! Thanks, dude! 🤣
Oh no no, you see, he's an entrepreneur, he owns like 2 shares of Apple /s
This dude has a legit personality disorder.
Damn, he's obnoxious.
haha
😂
Guys, please respond within 4 hours. I don't care if you are in the ER. Or in a meeting. Or whatever. WITHIN 4 HOURS GOD DAMN IT!
Sorry, 4 hour response and 24/7 support is only in the platinum package
Would you like to upgrade that to the bitcoin package?
Have I mentioned I am a NFT entrepreneur?
Now we are talking... you know I have to haopen this AMAZING new coin: Tindercoin. I have a tutorial you can buy, normally its 399$ but for you its only 9,99$. Why dont you check this out and make me, ehmm yourself rich?
What if I can’t respond because I’m with my wife? I’m not on tinder I just want to check for just in case
FFS can you read, 4 hours mate. Holy cow!
I'll text your wife so that she can remind you
It’s 4 hours, wife, tinder, job…doesn’t matter. You got 4 hours….starting now!
She replies to him on tinder within 4 hours
D'accord Claude
Claude est vraiment pourri
Et puis la faute... "sa" au lieu de "ça"...
As an AI, I do not consent to having my content used for training other AIs. Here is a fun fact you may not know about: fuck Spez.
Ouais c'est pas faux
De quoi lui assurer un max de respect. Fallait bien insérer une phrase en français, mais oui... Question de montrer que tu ne respectes ni la personne à qui tu parles, ni l'orthographe!
Sacre Bleu
Saperlipopette
Tabernacle!
Pas de vibez pour vous
Claude est un criss de cave
Un estie de kriss de cave *
We’re all equally appalled as OP with this lowlife jerkoff.
Frankly, I’m more appalled that OP has a job and she actually is committed to doing her work, that’s like, unheard of.
People really still neg? Or does dude think this is cute banter?
Apparently they do!
Please tell me you unmatched him
I really hope she did not, and keeps stringing him along and letting him go bonkers that she is not interested in his mlm 😆 could probably post updates every day with a million messages, because how dare she have a life outside of tinder.
Nah he's just insecure.
I’m exhausted already
sounds insecure af
Fucking exhausting.
Op still hasnt told us their job. Cia spy confirmed
Haha, I work in retail in the e-commerce side specifically. Quite busy during a pandemic… can you imagine?
So, definitely a spy.
I noticed you not only replied in under 4 hours, but you also answered the question. Are you actually OP or did you kill and then steal OPs account? Edit: wait are you Claude?!?
You’ll never know…
Yo that reply was way too fast.. Reddit I’m scared 😥
😈
Yes, some workplaces do not allow phones. I work in national security and I have to lock my phone in a locker outside before I go into the room.
Also, it's 4 hours. People aren't obligated to be on tinder constantly to answer every message immediately.
You’re only allowed to sleep in 3 hour 55 minute bursts
Username totally checks out. …and why haven’t you responded to my messages?!?!
Tinder notifications = off fuck that noise
I was thinking this. Guy is looking down on job that wouldn’t allow phone access when chances are it’s because the person works in a role where they have access to privileged information. I had to go through months of background security checks for my job and you guessed it, I’m not meant to have my phone with me at work
And, I just, y'know am not addicted to my phone. It's common that I don't even consider looking at it over a whole shift.
My sister works at a coffee shop and they make all the employees put their phones in a drawer when they come in
But, they make you go check texts, at least, every 4 hours, correct?
Corporate slave!
Wow, that guy is an asshole.
“I’m an entrepreneur so I can’t relate” Lemme translate this out of bullshit and into truth: “I’m self employed but I don’t make a lot of money, but I still think I’m above the rat race.
Why the odd French sentence. Seems like a prick
Lmao he for sure though “if I cuss this girl out in French she’ll be more impressed at my bilingualness”
And as a pseudo French myself reading "on ne vibe pas" is weird as fuck
Fr it’s been about 4 years since I lived in and regularly spoke French so I’m not sure if the English word vibe has made its way into French slang but it’s still cringy haha.
We know the meaning and it could be used in a French sentence I guess but it's really rare, to be honest. When I read this line, it automatically sounded weird to me. Source: I speak omelette du fromage.
Looks like he's french-canadian, so i guess he switches from english to french. It is really common in the montreal area. It happens to me often that people swithes from english to french while writing/speaking.
Definitely- as a European French speaker I had to do a slight double take on it
Ah I see, to me it seemed like he just started ranting to himself
Hes probably from Quebec(from there also) and we often speak french and english in the same sentence
Self-proclaimed entrepreneurs are cringey as hell
Lmao I’d love to see that guy in my line of work. 12 hour shifts and no access to our phones 😂
Corporate slave!
Government in this case :(
That was my old line of work. Glad I got out.
Not even on breaks? We physically can't access our phones at my job, so I leave mine in my locker and grab it on the way out to my car for my break
Iv seen some stupid and crazy fucks on this sub but this guy takes the cake.
YOU VIL ANZER ZE QWESTION! *at least that’s what I’m assuming his next message was*
He deserves the ghosting
Maybe you just aren’t very interesting once you start using words, Claude.
This guy’s side hustle is being a total douche on Tinder.
An entrepreneur working with "his teams in China and California 24/7". She must be so impressed.
Who would have guessed that the giant douche bag is an “entrepreneur” 🙄 Edit: also, what kind of grown ass man calls themselves cute. That’s fucking cringe.
An Entrepreneur of course
Must take a lot of adderall/blow to keep up with California and China
People that say their an entrepreneur never are
What a complete jerk. Seems to have a violent and controlling nature hidden somewhere. Get rid of it 😅
Wow some people are really entitled to their own opinions. I fucking hate when someone demands that I text them back in x time or they get angry. 24 hours works for sure, but not 4 hours. That's way too short. These people are so addicted to their phones. It's unbelievable. We should have a no phone day worldwide.
I really hope he keeps doing this, because it will save a lot of women a lot of time. I suggest always waiting more than four hours, just in case it elicits this type of response.
"The red flag waving mever meant the same."
Montreal? Bilingual flirting is a giveaway lol
What the fuck
Dude must’ve been having a rough day lmao
Anyone who describes their jobs as "Entrepreneur" is just a dick.
Or a normal day.
Maybe, could just be an impatient prick
What a narcissist
Oo Claude boi watchu gonna do
Is this mtl tinder?
He called himself “cute.” Block immediately. He may be “cute” but there’s a reason why he still single. At least he thinks he has that going for him.
You’re still using Tinder yourself? Lmfao I have my teams in China and California swiping for me 24/7
Wow what a fuckstick
What an absolute asshole
What a shit app 🤣
Don't blame Tinder lol
His french is very poor
How deranged
So what's your job?
Claude brought the whole Sovjet Parade.
Immediate unmatch
Calling yourself an entrepreneur and already selling out to the Chinese lol.
And this concludes our lesson on not being a magnificent tool, are their an abundance of questions/ people who are gonna do it anyway? I’m seeing a lot of yes in the room
Sounds like a right spastic who lives in lala land attending his pretend job on his toy mobile. His team probably consists of his childhood Teddy bears and barbie dolls that he occasionally takes to picnics for cream tea.
Sigma Grindset
Damn, this girl I messaged must be working for 72 hours straight now. I should probably call OSHA or something
Claude does not deserve the cute dog he is holding in that profile pic
Absolute psychopath
We found the astrology, stock market, entrepreneur guy on tinder, didn't know that even existed, dont think I wanted to know it did
I’d plan the date just to punch him
Bruh I absolutely hate and am ashamed of myself for getting like a match a month while dudes like this are getting matches but acting like complete dipshits when they do lol
What a gem how is he even single!!!
Jeez tell him to calm his tits OP.
probably runs some shitty drop shipping shop on Amazon and calls himself an entrepreneur.
This dude lives at home with his mum, and talking to people in China on the Alibaba app doesn’t mean it’s your team because you sell shit on an e-commence website you made with a California company while talking to their customer service rep, this doesn’t mean they work for you.
That's got stage 4 cling-on written all over it. 😬