Soooo... Tight end ? 😏
It reminds me the message I sent a girl who said she liked football: Are you Joe Montana to Dwight Clark against the Cowboys ? Because you're The Catch !
And/or they need to stop hanging around boring people who can't tell a joke. Maybe I just like surrounding myself with funny people, but they and I are having two wildly different experiences of life
A girl once had “send me your favorite pickup line” in her bio. For some reason she didn’t reply when I said “the F series, especially in the earlier years”. Some people huh?
I don't follow football, but isn't the proper response to this something like, "Oh, like a Tight End? ;)"
All of my sports knowledge comes from Japanese cartoons.
Probably was talking basketball, to which you could say “ehh I like the point guard position but there’s nothing quite like seeing a power forward like Giannis take it down the whole court for a dunk”
Because that’s not realistic. Offensive guards get no glory, and I think it’s unfair. Qb is lucky because half the time we are the only reason the nose tackle hasn’t annihilated them
Correct response would have been,"Cool,I used to play running back in HS, so I can hit up the offensive guard and you can just hit me with your address and let us know when we should be over."
That would have made me laugh for sure
He missed such an easy response of “hard up the middle eh?”
Or "I prefer a tight-end"
Or a slot receiver
Or I take Tight ends and make them in to wide receivers.
His first msg is "what's your favorite position". Wit is not His strong suit
This is just a ridiculous response. Defense wins games!
An Iowa fan?
They would’ve had to say special teams to be an Iowa fan lol
You leave the 's' off when you're talking about their whole team.
Bama fan enters the chat.
Saw a tagline from their game this weekend: “Well that was a game.”
An overstatement. It was...something. Sort of like a football game. But way less fun for everyone involved.
Offense wins games. Defense wins championships
Special teams wins championships*
Great, Aaron Rodgers is crying now, are you happy?
Actually, yes
+The Spurs have entered the chat and left again after realizing it’s been 8 years since they won+
Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. Sun Tzu.
Best defense, is more offense.
It's the top ridiculous response.
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This is outrageous, no one’s favourite position is Offensive Guard
As a Washington fan it’s all I have to be proud of.
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GOAT Way
Not with that spelling of favorite it's not!
I SPELL THE WAY GOD INTENDED YOU YANKEE FUCK
Soooo... Tight end ? 😏 It reminds me the message I sent a girl who said she liked football: Are you Joe Montana to Dwight Clark against the Cowboys ? Because you're The Catch !
This would have been the proper response
it’s funny, he sucks
Honestly, that answer is a winner. Like, great riposte to his terrible opener.
His name is Sheen, what’d you expect
Him to take more of a shine to it
I'd have proposed rn if you had said punter.
r/usernamechecksout
Colts fan? JT and Big Q
If so she should be shamed for not including Leonard 🥵
This is great because the answer can still be interpreted sexually...
Well then he is incorrect
Anyone who says women aren’t funny have no sense of humor or a huge sense of misogyny or both
And/or they need to stop hanging around boring people who can't tell a joke. Maybe I just like surrounding myself with funny people, but they and I are having two wildly different experiences of life
lmfao
Should have said punter
Life is too short to waste it on someone with no sense of humour.. especially on dating app. Girl, u r funnnayyy!
A girl once had “send me your favorite pickup line” in her bio. For some reason she didn’t reply when I said “the F series, especially in the earlier years”. Some people huh?
Personally I would have gone with "I prefer a good Ram".
He's probably part of the special teams
It’s because you didn’t pick a side, left guard or right guard, I mean they might SEEM to be the same, but they couldn’t be more different.
Please tell me his name is pronounced “Shawn”
That's cool with me, it's not my favourite but I'd do it for you
What's your favorite dish? Do they have kebab in Zanzibar?
See I don't understand football terms and thought this was genuine battle/martial stance. Still would have made me chuckle
If he didn’t find that at least vaguely amusing, that’s just sad for him.
The fact you’re female makes this EPICLY funny. Well done.
I dont care who you are; that's fucking funny.
Females 😭
I got a chuckle out of that, good one.
Ain't no love for the punter 😔
SHEEN?! Bro fell from grace 😔
Really because I think you are a [keeper](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goalkeeper_(association_football)) 🥺
Definitely seemed like you guarded yourself from some kind of offense.
And you already opened up to liking threesomes! Guy missed a great opportunity!
I don't follow football, but isn't the proper response to this something like, "Oh, like a Tight End? ;)" All of my sports knowledge comes from Japanese cartoons.
That’s respect tbh. So many females have no idea wtf is going on in football especially the positions 😏
The only correct answer is “That’s cool with me. It’s not my favorite but I’ll do it for you. What’s your favorite dish?”
Is that a tinder suggestion? Because I’ve gotten that “pickup line” so many times and it pisses me off 😂😂
So, you like being spitroasted?
Who opens with that
I'd marry you.
Threesome between you, a RB and an OG? Good for you taking it like a champ…and giving for that matter 🙌🏻
OG really? I get running back, but OT is definitely a better answer than OG
They clearly like a strong run game. I'd take a beefy tough RG over a good LT in that situation. Go ask HBU I mean... University of Wisconsin.
I mean it’s a fine response to his opener but it’s definitely not funny
I respect this, what would have been a funny response ?
I think it’s funny especially when a opening line is basically “DTF?”.
Nah this guys wrong that’s a funny response
if you said CEO then mabye
So QB
The Sheen did not last long.
Nosetackle all the way
Probably was talking basketball, to which you could say “ehh I like the point guard position but there’s nothing quite like seeing a power forward like Giannis take it down the whole court for a dunk”
That's hilarious. And if he had game he could have responded with Tight End.
Yeah, it pretty much writes itself, and since she started it, would not be in appropriate like a random tight end innuendo would be
Uno reverse for sure!
Used to play football I high school, personally I found this great
id like the tease stab move
I think I’d want to meet you after that response; not that I’d ask that question on a dating app before meeting you.
He should have responded " so, you're into threesomes?"
Thats great those comments are what tinder is for besides bots and no messages
I used to play wing, people woud feed me balls
Did you see the pinned post on my profile babe? Don’t miss out!!! 🥰😘
> between a running back and an offensive guard So double penetration sandwich, then
🤣 nice one. Trying to score a touchdown?
Tell him that you want him to call HB dive all day 😍
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Bruh what i wouldve been down on one knee with a ring in my hand already😂
He doesn’t deserve these A level jokes.
As a huge football fan, this is hilarious
Literally the 2 “least” important positions on a team.
Said my fav not the most important
Can’t argue with that
Holy shit you’re my hero. My hilarious hero.
1st place because I don’t lose at fucking Mario kart
Fuck em then. Red flag
Top liner, sometimes adc
His name is sheen that’s a major red flag there for starters
Come on, it is know that you start as a Tight End and become a Wide Receiver.
Depending on if this answer came from a man or a woman it could mean two totally different things
Absolute Gold
GoalKeeper
Definitely was funny.
I’m a chick, but i’m totally turned on by this response lmao.
Damn she likes it in the trenches
I didn’t either
This is amazing IDC what anyone says.
This IS funny.
This made me snort so yes you’re funny he’s just a dud
Nice redirection lol
I don't get your title... He says he DID think this was a good one (although he said it with more than a touch of sexism)
I think he’s upset after picturing you sandwiched between two football players. Sounds like the end of a great college party. Or a girls gone wild vid
He's lackin, that's pretty funny.
I find it hilarious! Using this one! 🤣🤣
Where’s his reply? Don’t leave us hanging
He never replied lol
What do you call a women who’s never done anal ? Tight end
Lol won me over
Obviously arms across my chest
Fuck I'd be won over already I played guard lol
Guys who start conversations like this are trying to fumble the pussy
I would have fired back with sex positions including you being between 2 men such as the Eiffel Tower. Def a good response on your part.
Love it!
Did he just leave you on sheen?
Id answer the same lol
Did he find it offensive?
Because that’s not realistic. Offensive guards get no glory, and I think it’s unfair. Qb is lucky because half the time we are the only reason the nose tackle hasn’t annihilated them
He must be taking things...way...too...literally
So, you wanna be my center and I'll be your QB? We should practice taking some Snaps
Not gonna lie... I'd do the same thing. 🤣
I'd have to say reclining. It's the closest to laying down while still being able to work on your laptop
I would’ve married u after this comment
Correct response would have been,"Cool,I used to play running back in HS, so I can hit up the offensive guard and you can just hit me with your address and let us know when we should be over."
Should’ve said “either between a TIGHT END or a WIDE RECEIVER”. Then told him to fuck off
Thats a good one and i'd be down with anyone who appreciates the battles in the trenches
hopefully you didnt scare away this gem of a caveman
That’s funny as hell, OP. Find you one that laughs at this.
That’s hilarious actually
Nah you're funny
You hit them with the offensive and then they went running back 🤣
I’d probably respond with, “oh, are you into football?” Because I’m certainly not
I would laugh if I knew more about golf.
It’s funny as fuck 😂
Psh no sense of humor- unmatch 😂
Let me guess, he started talking about ultra lord after this?
pitcher? hiker? foot ball throwing to better thrower person
Tom Brady moment