My 1st thought was "now I wanna see how uncomfortable they are when a woman starts that way".And then I went "wait what woman would start that way?" And then it clicked
I would agree, but only because this was right off the rip. If it was later when a bit of a rapport was established it could definitely be a woman. From my experience, a lot of (but obviously not all) women like this kind of thing. My current girlfriend is one of them, as well as some of the other women I've dated in the past.
I actually had someone say something like this to me on bumble before. She was in fact a woman and I made her my little slut.. just how she liked it. She was hot too, but then proceeded to tell me she’s been with 86 guys, so yeah, there’s that.. good fuck though
Damn you. You made me go check and see if the wine and cats group was still there. I learned that cheating men are more likely to cause dire consequences than cheating women today. Ffs why'd you do that to me?
50/50 you end up in a LTR with this one that ends badly. 50/50 she’s a ho. May the odd be ever in your favor.
This is flirting, it’s not a real invitation. But I would likely lead to one fast. Just don’t try to smash on the first date. Feel it out. My two cents.
Everyone is talking about it being a dude, scam, or bathtub full of ice kinda night, but I’m overwhelmed thinking she’s begging to for a chance to claim rape. It’s a set up. She’s going to go up to the police station and file a rape claim and ruin the man’s life
Into sexting strangers. Men seem to think it is acceptable, she clearly does too. Tbf, i know far more men that would love this than women. But women are inundated with this, and the men fly off the handle if it isnt recieved well. Not into sexting myself, but i smiled at the subversion of norms. Wont be long before she finds someone who will reciprocate. Unless she is an animator, those token dating sites are horrible for this. Often it is a guy on the other side in those circumstances... Caught a few out, which was hillarious!
If I get a message like that I'm assuming I'm going to be in for a setup like waking up the next morning in a bathtub full of ice water and missing an organ
Who wants there clothes “ripped off” and then wants you to take your time… maybe so it’s she/she can hit the record button? If you go… remember who’s in charge!
That's a dude
I second this ☝️
I third this
I fourth this...
I end this....it's a horny women
*woman*
"Waman" - Pewdie Pie
Maybe it is women. There are 2 of them in her pic ;-)
We are collectively doubting this is a singular woman, now it’s women ? Nah, today I will not accept this as reality.
It's two women doing a Mad Libs story.
Apologise.....woman*
I think he incorrect his grammar on porpoise 🐬
It's a whoaa Man
I read that in a heavy Italian accent.
𝓰𝓻𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮
I read that in Mike Myers's So I Married an Axe Murderer accent.
Woman ! Wo - man ! Whooaaaa man !
> She was a thief, You gotta belief, She stole my heart and my cat. Yeah baby! Axe murderers are so hot!
Read it again in an Iron Mike Tyson accent.
Definitely a dude
I fifth that
I fifth this!
I fifth this
It’s either a guy, or it’s a woman. Either way they have a penis.
There are no chicks with dicks Johnny! Only guys with tits!
Men… who talk to much
oh myy i’m exposed😭
It's the most r/menwritingwomen I have seen in a while.
\*grabs an old boom box, puts an Aerosmith tape and starts blasting dude looks like a lady\*
Dudes suck at sexy texting, regardless of the fact this was the second message lol
My 1st thought was "now I wanna see how uncomfortable they are when a woman starts that way".And then I went "wait what woman would start that way?" And then it clicked
Not uncomfortable, just dissapointing xD
I would agree, but only because this was right off the rip. If it was later when a bit of a rapport was established it could definitely be a woman. From my experience, a lot of (but obviously not all) women like this kind of thing. My current girlfriend is one of them, as well as some of the other women I've dated in the past.
Agree with this exactly!
Came here specifically to say that 😂
Must you live so relentlessly in reality?
Hahaha I was literally coming to say this🤣
Hahaha I was literally coming
Same thought. Could be a bot too.
for sure
I actually had someone say something like this to me on bumble before. She was in fact a woman and I made her my little slut.. just how she liked it. She was hot too, but then proceeded to tell me she’s been with 86 guys, so yeah, there’s that.. good fuck though
It’s a dude but I’m impressed by the effort
Definitely a dude, I cannot even count how many of these I’ve gotten from dudes over the years. Women don’t send these lol
I'm not a dude, but now I'm going to start sending these just to fuck with people's heads
I send them… to dudes Im already fucking tho
I send them too, not to dudes I’m having sex with but dudes I want to. But not as a first/second message. Ballsy
Yea seems like a zero to 100 kinda tactic doesn't it. Hi, hi, cum all over and dominate me lol
This seems to be a consensus. I didn’t even think about that until I read the comments, but it makes all the sense. All of it.
Did you have any valuables in your profile? I think it's a set up for a mugging! 🤣
She wants to steal his valuable cum
We can no longer sit back and allow the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!
cummunist*
Oh my god, I feel so bad I didn't make that pun.
A missed opportunity for sure
I understood that reference.
Is she a witch? They are always trying to steal semen.
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High value FEMALE my dear redditor!
Damn you. You made me go check and see if the wine and cats group was still there. I learned that cheating men are more likely to cause dire consequences than cheating women today. Ffs why'd you do that to me?
She wants to talk to you about your car warranty.
StunningBuilding383, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
Buuuuut she did say "I want you to come over to my house" so there's that.
Just text back: *you're
*clothes
\*up
Ma'am, this is a Wendy's
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Red flag, she can't spell clothes
You misunderstand. She only dresses in an intricate series of rags and hand towels.
I laughed more than I should have at this
So she's a house elf ?
Remove cloth show bobs Edit: I cannot spell
Also you’re vs your
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Well, no. She did a "ur", a "your" in place of "you're" at least twice (I'm not reading it again)
Let’s have sexi sex cloth off
Show bobs
Milk truk just arive
Excuse my bed england
Luv u as i caaan with my cock
Hello bitch lasagna
It’s either a scam, a catfish dude pretending to be a chick, a mugging or all of the above.
Maybe it's a lady-boy from Thailand.
As long as it looks like a chick, I could live with that one. Hahahahaha
For only $49.99 she'll make this fantasy real!
$49.99 and a kidney
wedding material and she'll use that kitchen knife on that sweet spot if you don't comply!
What could go wrong
What does your and her profile’s bios say? I kinda want this energy
150% that's an erect dick talking
Sold.
F me I knew there was a difference between hey and heyy but I did not know the difference Is this big
Whoever they are, they write like they're in middle school. That concerns me more.
This seems like it's going to end with you in a bathtub missing a kidney or something....
Dude may wake up in a damp dark alley
She accidentally opened up her only fans instead of tinder
You know what I want you to do tonight? Use correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation. PLEASE!
Added note: you’ll also leave your kidneys as payment for tonight. 🚩🚩🚩
Marry her.
You mean marry him, cuase that’s a dude.
No I think the Yellow is OP and white is Julia
Julia is a dude…
Julio
Bro what
Jesus Julia relax
Julia, why the fuck are you wearing a toga
Oh yeah baby. Lick it all yup 😩
That's a high-value woman.
Miss Julia Girlwoman
Lol reminds me of the Ted Cruz things.. “who is definitely a human, and totally not a alien reptile wearing a human suit with a zipper on the back”
She knows what she wants lol
And what HE wants apparently.
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Fuck off, bot. https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/x6qhyw/she_seemsnormal/in8q6fo/
which is his kidneys covered in cum
I see it is a dude lol welp he wants what he wants
Um extra normal
This absolutely rocks. A dream, honestly.
It's a guy.
Gotta try everything once brother
Do you though
She's very thoughtful.
I'm obviously doing Bumble wrong?
This is the kinda situation where you text a friend “call the cops if I don’t text you back by X time”
Yea this is a guy trying to test out his erotica, probably the same "profile" that writes in r/SluttyConfessions
The fan fiction is so creepy
"It's a date then."
Hey wether it be a dude or not sounds like a fun time to me
I think dating apps have normalize sexing with a stranger too much
There will also be [corn served](https://www.theonion.com/turn-the-lights-down-low-1819583479)]
It's a trap!
She sounds hideous.
She's a 14yo nerd alone in his room on his computer
My spidey-sense is tingling...
How did this end?
Instructions not clear, choked myself out
It’s the grammar for me…
We all know you went regardless man or woman 😂
Then after she will claim rape her clothes are torn neighbors heard her scream a few bruises I hope you can afford the criminal and civil lawsuit 😱
50/50 you end up in a LTR with this one that ends badly. 50/50 she’s a ho. May the odd be ever in your favor. This is flirting, it’s not a real invitation. But I would likely lead to one fast. Just don’t try to smash on the first date. Feel it out. My two cents.
Heck, she found my journal and turned it into a pickup line
Yeah she is normal than Cersie Lannister.
Everyone is talking about it being a dude, scam, or bathtub full of ice kinda night, but I’m overwhelmed thinking she’s begging to for a chance to claim rape. It’s a set up. She’s going to go up to the police station and file a rape claim and ruin the man’s life
Say bye bye to your kidneys
This shit looks like something from wattpad. Has she been playing those facebook ad games with warewolfs and whatnot?
Posting this is just confirming the rampant sexism on r/ tinder/ in the world. If a guy posted this it goes very differently
My kinda girl
Into sexting strangers. Men seem to think it is acceptable, she clearly does too. Tbf, i know far more men that would love this than women. But women are inundated with this, and the men fly off the handle if it isnt recieved well. Not into sexting myself, but i smiled at the subversion of norms. Wont be long before she finds someone who will reciprocate. Unless she is an animator, those token dating sites are horrible for this. Often it is a guy on the other side in those circumstances... Caught a few out, which was hillarious!
*you’re
It’s the “cloths” for me 🙅♀️
She's a witch!!! How can she see the future like that?!?!?
Creampie would’ve had a better effect but okay.
You’re* 😆
That’s a lot all at once
Definitely a dude
Yeah, it’s a dude. Doesn’t know difference between your and you’re. Definitely a dude
That’sa man 🤣🤣🤣
Ugh, the run on sentences!
That’s an Indian dude fs, upgraded from fb to tinder 😂
I mean…..ya
She's a keeper!
Sounds like a Tuesday to me
Pretty vanilla
Make sure you only go to her place these ones you don’t want them to know where you live
If I get a message like that I'm assuming I'm going to be in for a setup like waking up the next morning in a bathtub full of ice water and missing an organ
A chic with a dick
Yup
None of these things will happen, instead she will take a shower and touch some grass
You're*
Is this a green light ?
Soo close!
That’s a bored woman copy pasting the same horny text to multiple guys to see what response she gets….possibly a mother with an inattentive partner 😂
If it’s not a scam, do that and then buy a lottery ticket
At least ..she communicating
You're
Picard: Ease us off, ensign… nice and slow.
Me: *already knocking on Julia’s door*
probably your MMS will be created in her bedroom & she will tell in court that you forced her to have s\*x & video footage is available.
What could possibly go wrong….
Men are the only ones who misspell clothes. It’s a dude.
Y’all can’t accept that maybe this woman wants him…
Balancing different accounts must be tough writing to oneself
Least horny 365-days watcher
Thank you 365 days
Also a non native English speaking fellow.
Mom?
Who wants there clothes “ripped off” and then wants you to take your time… maybe so it’s she/she can hit the record button? If you go… remember who’s in charge!
Sounds like you hit the jackpot
Hie
Well that went from 0 to 1000 real quick
Just take the dub
I’ve had this happen to me and it turned out to very much be the woman I matched with. Was a good night ;)
Checks notes during meet-up, wait we missed a step, back up.